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  1. 06-15-2012, 12:43 PM #1
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    Great Line Deliveries

    in the cases where a line is hilarious because of the delivery.

    there is a great one from Homer in Rosebud. plain text doesn't do it justice, so i've uploaded.

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    "....yes"

    also from Rosebud.
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    Too many to possibly mention. However, one of the best:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oh, that's raspberry! View Post
    Too many to possibly mention.
    well you can do so over time.
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    ^what episode is that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by irvine_11 View Post
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    This whole scene is perfectly delivered.

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    chief wiggum:

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    ^that whole scene

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    There was actually a pretty good one when I was watching The Boys of Bummer tonight, when Moe and Lisa were arguing about whether they could stage the last catch of the Little League game again. When Lisa was saying "I think we could...." and Moe was mocking her voice with the way he said "I think I have trouble envisioning it..." Sorry I can't link it because as far as I know, there is not one video or mention of it on the Internet (according to Google).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jerkass Homer View Post
    ^that whole scene

    I don't think you're quite sure how this whole copyright thing works.
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    well i'm not charging people two bits a gander here.
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    ** this post contains content from fox, who has blocked it on copyright grounds **
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    can someone legitimately tell me why mine get blocked but all the other millions of simpsons youtube clips are still on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jerkass Homer View Post
    can someone legitimately tell me why mine get blocked but all the other millions of simpsons youtube clips are still on.
    Yours appear to be of higher quality than the usual shot off the TV vids, and they aren't put on by Hulu.
    It's just bad luck that the two clips you chose had this problem. It's nothing personal
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    the thing i don't get is they didn't take down my other simpsons videos i uploaded.
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    fixed. you sarcastic thumber-uppers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jerkass Homer View Post
    can someone legitimately tell me why mine get blocked but all the other millions of simpsons youtube clips are still on.
    I can still view the clips you posted.

    EDIT: I guess I should go through the entire thread before posting. My thumbs up were genuine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jerkass Homer View Post
    can someone legitimately tell me why mine get blocked but all the other millions of simpsons youtube clips are still on.
    Well I know for a fact that Fox people check this board. Once I made a thread based around some slo-mo Simpsons videos I found, and all the clips I posted where blocked within a few days... yet the clips I hadn't posted by the same guy still remain on youtube. So really I still dunno how it works exactly... but there ya go.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cloneasaurus View Post
    Once I made a thread based around some slo-mo Simpsons videos
    damn, sounded like a cool thread.
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    i don't know why but this line is one of my favourites of the series. yeardley's reading kills me.

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