Fanscript The Maggie Simpson Show E620 I Want What you've Got

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MAGGIE'S WORD: Don't want what other people have its just not right

FADE TO BLACK

FADE INTO SPRINGFRIELD ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, KINDERGARTEN CLASS

Miss Jenkins is telling the class about farm animals

JENKINS: And the different farm animals can give you different food

MAGGIE: Like Cows can give Milk
JENKINS: Yes Maggie, that is right, now who can tell me what can we get from sheep

Maggie rises her hand

JENKINS: Yes Maggie

MAGGIE: Wool Miss Jenkins
JENKINS: That is also correct Maggie, for giving me two correct answers Maggie i'm going to put a gold star next to your name on the wall chart

Maggie smiles

GERALD: Brainic
EMMA: No she isn't, she just knows stuff
MISSY: Yes stuff even I didn't know, and i'm from ireland
GERALD: Well at recess she is going to get a face full of Mud
MAGGIE: (Sarcastic) Oh i'm really scared Gerald
GERALD: You should be Maggie

Then the bell rings for recess

JENKINS: OK ,Recess everyone

They all exit the class and make they're way outside

FADE TO SPRINGIELD ELENMENTARY SCHOOL, PLAYGROUND

Maggie is standing in a corner minding her own business when Gerald comes up behind her and pushes her down

MAGGIE: (Angry) You are really gonna get it Gerald
GERALD: How come your not crying like the baby that you are
MAGGIE: Because i'm a tough girl not a wimpy shrimp

Maggie helps herself up and faces Gerald

Maggie grabs hold of his Shirt and slams him against the wall

MAGGIE: (Angry) You are gonna get it Gerald i'll kick your ass
GERALD: Bring it on

Maggie and Gerald Circle each other with Angry looks on they’re faces

Maggie pushes Gerald , He falls to the ground then Maggie kicks him while hes down

MAGGIE: What do you say
GERALD: I'm sorry I pushed you Maggie
MAGGIE:Good, Now get up

Gerald gets up and runs away from Maggie screaming

MAGGIE: (Yelling) Maybe this will teach you a lesson Gerald Samson

Maggie pants with Anger

MAGGIE: Perhaps a drink from the water fountain will cool me down

Maggie makes her way to the water fountain

FADE TO THE CORRIDOR

Maggie is enjoying her drink when she is confronted my Principal Skinner

SKINNER: Maggie Simpson, my office now

Maggie stops drinking and looks up at Principal Skinner

MAGGIE: What did I do wrong Prncipal Skinner
SKINNER: I saw you beating Gerald Samson then you kicked him
MAGGIE: That is true, but you didn't see what he did to me and-
SKINNER: My Office Now

Maggie makes her way to Principal Skinners Office

MISSY: At least she kept her clothes on that must be a plus
MAGGIE: I heard that Missy Dalton

FADE TO PRINCIPAL SKINNER'S OFFICE

Maggie is sitting on a chair facing him

SKINNER: Maggie, there is some things I don't allow in this school and one of those things is fighting
MAGGIE: Like on Seseme Street, (In Song) One of these things isn't like the other
SKINNER: (Angry) Silence
MAGGIE: Sorry Sir I was just demonstrating what you said by using a song from Seseme Street
SKINNER: This isn't Seseme Street isn't it Maggie
MAGGIE: (Sarcastic) Well I don't see Big Bird around here so it deffenatley isn't
SKINNER: Now on to your punishment
MAGGIE: I can't wait, please tell me what it is because the suspence is killing me
SKINNER: Four days Detention
MAGGIE: Fair Enough, now can I go because I really need the bathroom
SKINNER: Of Course Maggie but stay out of trouble

Maggie getsc off the chair and exits the room

FADE TO THE DINING HALL

Maggie is sitting at a table near the window with Missy and Emma

MAGGIE : I don't get what Skinners Deal is, hes just got it in for me
MISSY: I don't think that is true because I said to him when I came today, top of the morning sir
MAGGIE: And what was his response
MISSY: Detention for four days
EMMA: That's your own fault Missy, how do you expect him to understand irish
MISSY: He didn't even give me chance to explan what it meant
MAGGIE: He did the same to me this morning when I kicked Gerald when I pushed him to the floor
EMMA: Maggie that was stooping to his level, no wonder you got in trouble
MAGGIE: But Emma you don't understand
EMMA: I do, and right now i'm listening to my music

Emma puts on her MyPod

Maggie's eyes light up

MAGGIE: (Gasps) Is that a Mypod
EMMA: It is Maggie, My Daddy baught it for me for being extra good at a party
MAGGIE: Hmm, Perhaps I can get my Daddy to buy me one
MISSY: Maggie, your Daddy is Homer Simpson so you have as much chance as a chimp withy a sore head trying to pass an exasm
MAGGIE: Well I must try
MISSY: Good Luck you're gonna need it
MAGGIE: Thank you Missy

FADE TO EVINING AT THE SIMPSONS HOUSE

The Simpsons are in the kitchen having dinner

HOMER: And Mr Burns says I have issues in anger can you believe that
LISA: (Sugarcoating) You don't have anger issues your just a person with some other issue but not anger issues
MAGGIE: Daddy, Emma Kensington has a Mypod can I have one please
HOMER: Sorry Honey, But Daddy can't afford one of those things we're not the Kensingtons are we
MAGGIE: Please
HOMER: Maggie the answer is no
MAGGIE: (Angry) Fine, you bolding Ape
MARGE: (Angry) Maggie Simpson, that was uncalled for, now you apologise to your father
MAGGIE: No Frigging way
MARGE: Then you can just go to your room and think about what you've done
MAGGIE: OK I'll take my Desert in my room
MARGE: No Desert for you young lady until you've apologised to your father
MAGGIE: (Angry) Fine, i'll go without

Maggie goes to her bedroom and slams her door

LISA: I'll go and see if shes ok
HOMER: And my feelings don't matter
LISA: Dad, Maggie didn't mean what she said, i'm sure in time after shes carmed down she 'll apologise
HOMER: She better damn it, or i'll spank her Butt till the cows come home

FADE TO MAGGIE'S BEDROOM

Maggie is crying because Homer won't buy her a MyPod

MAGGIE: (Upset) All I wanted was a MyPod, and now I get Crap All (Throws a Brick at the Door just as Lisa is enterting the room)
LISA: OW, Maggie, that really hurt
MAGGIE: (Relising) I'm Sorry Lisa, its just that i'm so pissed off about me getting no desert and no MyPod
LISA: Maybe if you saved up your allowance you will be able to buy one yourself
MAGGIE: That would take me a hell of a long time
LISA: It will be worth it trust me, just the other week I saved up for a CD i've been wanting so I baught it with the money I had saved
MAGGIE: Hmm, now I see your point
LISA: So are you going to apologise to Dad
MAGGIE: No, he got what he deserved and i'm not going back on it
LISA: Suit yourself but this attitude of yours won't get you desert

Lisa leaves the room

MAGGIE: Attitude, what the hell is she talking about

Then Bart enters the room

BART: Maggie, Couldn't help overhearing your problem, I know where you can get a MyPod cheap
MAGGIE: How Cheap
BART: Well I know this Guy who sells them for only four bucks
MAGGIE: Hmm, Bart take me to meet this guy of yours
BART: Sure, are you allowed to leave the room
MAGGIE: Stuff that, I don't live by rules

Maggie escapes throogh the window and lands on the ground

MAGGIE: OW, My Tushi

FADE TO MAGGIE AND BART WALKING ON THE SIDEWALK

MAGGIE: Bart, where exactly are we going
BART: We're neraly there, just look for a huge house
MAGGIE: Big House, Whoa this guy must be a millionaire
BART: You could say that

Then they see the house

MAGGIE: What a house I wonder who- Wait a minute that's fat Tony's House
BART: Yep, and that's who we're seeing
MAGGIE: Cool

FADE TO FAT TONY'S LIVING ROOM


Maggie and Bart are satting on chairs talking to Fat Tony

TONY: So what is it that you want from me
BART: My Sister here wants a MyPod
TONY: Exellent Choice, I love a little girl who likes music
MAGGIE: I do Sir
TONY: Well they are four dollars each

Maggie goes into her pocket and takes out a ten

MAGGIE: Do you have change for a ten
TONY: Indeed I do, Legs get the safe and the MyPods
LEGS: But Boss, i'm watching Mr Magoo
TONY: Just do it I say
LEGS: Oh Man

Legs brings the Safe and a MyPod

TONY: Six Dollar change
MAGGIE: Thank you Sir
TONY: Don't forget your MyPod
MAGGIE: I'll enjoy this

They leave

FADE TO THE SIMPSONS HOUSE, MAGGIE'S BEDROOM

Maggie is sitting on her bed listening to her Mypod when Bart enters the room

Maggie removes the ear plugs from her ears

MAGGIE: Oh I can't thank you enough big Brother for introducing me to such cool entertainment
BART: No problemo little Sister, enjoy
MAGGIE: I will thank you

FADE TO KRUSTYLU STUDIOS, KRUSTY'S DRESSING ROOM

Krusty is looking for his MyPod
He phones his Secretary

KRUSTY: Have you seen my MYPOD Marry-Ann
MARY-ANN ON PHONE: No Krusty sir
KRUSTY: Get me Wiggum

FADE BACK TO THE SIMPSONS HOUSE, MAGGIE'S BEDROOM

Maggie is still sitting on her bed listening to her music when some FBI Agents crash throogh her window then Chief Wiggum enters the room

MAGGIE: (Angry) What is the meaning of this
WIGGUM: Maggie Simpson, your under arest for theft of product
MAGGIE: I didn't steal anything
WIGGUM: That MyPod there is stolen
MAGGIE: I baught this with my own Money
WIGGUM: (Sarcastic) Sure you did Maggie
MAGGIE: OK, I might not have the cleanest record in history but I know in my heart that I didn't steal that MYPOD.
WIGGUM: Take her away Boys
MAGGIE: Do my Mommy and Daddy know about this
WIGGUM: Yes
MAGGIE: I'm boned

FADE TO BLACK

FADE INTO SPRINGFIELD JUVINAL COURT

Maggie is in the box next to the judge

MAGGIE: I didn't steal the MyPod, I baught it from Fat Tony
HARM: Is that the truth Maggie
MAGGIE: Yes your honor it really is
HARM: Thank you Maggie, you may sit down

Maggie makes her way back to the table with her Lawyer

LAWYER: Smooth as a baby's Behind
MAGGIE: But I did tell the truth
LAWYER: Yeah, you really did
MAGGIE: (Angry) Shut Up

Judge Harm passes the sentence

HARM: I have gone over the evidence and I have no choice but Maggie Simpson I sentace you to four weeks of community service

MAGGIE: But your honor I told nothing but the truth
HARM: Law is law
MAGGIE: Oh,

FADE TO SPRINGFIELD PARK

Maggie is wearing a orange uniform

Chief Wiggum is talking to Maggie and the other trouble makers

WIGGUM: Alright you thugs, I want no monkey business and I want this park clean
SNAKE JUNIOR: Sorry pig, no can do
WIGGUM: Alright, if this park is free of Dog Doo by lunchtime i'll take you all for Pizza
MAGGIE: Now that sounds like a deal

They do the work

Maggie finds a big pile of Dog Doo with Flies round it

MAGGIE: Whoa, now that is one big pile of crap

Maggie scoops it up and puts it in her trolly


Maggie sees Snake Junior and the others playing poker

MAGGIE: This is no time to play games, if this park isn't clean we don't get pizza and I really want pizza
SNAKE JR: I'm in the middle of a game so you go and scoop up the dog crap

Maggie gets really mad and kicks Snake Junior up his rear end

MAGGIE: What did you say
SNAKE JR: I said i'll help you with the scooping

The other boys agree

Maggie and the boys have now finished for the day

Maggie walks up to Chief Wiggum sitting on a bench

MAGGIE: Chief Wiggum, we have cleaned the park
WIGGUM: Oh Yeah, well then Its pizza time
MAGGIE: At Lugie's
WIGGUM: No, at Doughies
MAGGIE: Well Pizza is pizza

Wiggum gets off the bench to put the stuff away

The boys walk up to her pounding they're fists

MAGGIE: Hi Guys
SNAKE JR: You've won today but tomarrow you're dead

FADE TO THE SIMPSONS HOUSE, LIVING ROOM

Maggie is sitting on the couch now wearing her normal clothes, she is afried of something
Lisa enters the room

LISA: Maggie, How was Community Service
MAGGIE: (Afried) I don't wanna talk About it

Lisa sits next to her on the couch

LISA: Come on Maggie, I can see something is bothering you and I wanna help if I can
MAGGIE: (Sighs) OK, Some mean boys frightened to kill me today and they said they'll do it tomorrow
LISA: What are the chances of you doing the same duty tomarrow
MAGGIE: Well Chief Wiggum said I’m on Food Delivery to the elderly tomorrow
LISA: See, Your on a different route to them
MAGGIE: (Worried) I hope your right Lisa
LISA: And the verdict Judge Harm passed was disgusting, how could you know it was stolen
MAGGIE: Simple, I couldn't know, so I guess I have four weeks of punishment
LISA: Not if I can help it i'm gonna have a word wih Judge Harm
MAGGIE: Nothing you can do can change her mind
TV: NEXT ON CHANNEL 6 THE NEWS WITH KENT BROCKMAN
MAGGIE: That will depress me more

Maggie changes the channel

TV: This is the horror channel and now Nightmare on Elm Street
MAGGIE: (Screams)
LISA: Maggie don't worry

Lisa puts her arm around her

LISA: Your big sister will protect you
MAGGIE: Thanks Lisa, I feel a little better now

Maggie gets up from the couch

LISA: Where are you going
MAGGIE: To see if Mommy has any Cookies
LISA: OK

FADE TO THE SIMPSONS KITCHEN

Maggie is asking Marge if she can have a Cookie

MAGGIE: Mommy, can I have a cookie
MARGE: No, because you'll spoil your dinner
MAGGIE: Depends what it is
MARGE: Pizza
MAGGIE: Pizza, (Feels like she wants to puke) Excuse me

Maggie runs to the downstairs bathroom to throw up

FADE TO OUTSIDE THE DOWNSTAIRS BATHROOM

Homer enters the downstairs bathroom not knowing Maggie is in there

he sees Maggie bent over the toilet

HOMER: What the hell is wrong with you
MAGGIE: I feel quite ill
HOMER: Oh I get the feeling

Maggie throws up down the toilet

Then Homer throws up down the washbasin

Then Bart stands at the door and takes the picture

Then Maggie needs to Pee

MAGGIE: Daddy, I need to pee
HOMER: OK Honey, i'll leave now

Homer leaves the room

FADE TO THE SIMPSONS KITCHEN

They are now having Pizza but Maggie is having a bowl of Broth as it is easy on her stomach

MAGGIE: Darn, Doughys
LISA: I told you not to go there
MAGGIE: Yes but Wiggum is a cheapskate
LISA: Well I hope you'll be able to sleep tonight
HOMER: What the hell is she eating, water
MARGE: Its Broth its easy on her stomach
HOMER: Oh ok

FADE TO LATER THAT NIGHT

In Maggie's bedroom

Maggie is asleep in her bed but then she wakes up feeling ill

MAGGIE: Oh No, not again

Maggie gets out of bed tries to make it to the bathroom but she throws up all over her floor

MAGGIE: If Daddy sees what i've done i'll be in for a butt spanking of my life

Maggie goes into Lisa's bedroom

MAGGIE: Lisa, i'm sorry to wake you but i've puked in my room
LISA: OK, I'll clean it up

FADE BACK TO MAGGIE'S BEDROOM

Lisa has cleaned up the puke

LISA: Are you gonna be ok now
MAGGIE: My pjamas are a bit wet so it look like I puked on them
LISA: I'll get you a clean pair

Lisa gets Maggie a clean pair of PJ'S

Maggie goes to the other side of the room then comes back wearing clean PJ's

MAGGIE: I've changed them now so could you put these in the wash tomarrow
LISA: Sure but Mom will be doing it
MAGGIE: OK

Maggie gets back in bed and falls asleep again

LISA: Goodnight Maggie

FADE TO BLACK

FADE TO THE NEXT MORNING

The Simpsons are sitting round the table having breakfast

LISA: Are you feeling any better today
MAGGIE: Yes but I still need the day off to recover
MARGE: OK Maggie but just this once
MAGGIE: Thank you Mommy

FADE TO THE LIVING ROOM

Maggie is laying on the couch reading her Casper comic

MAGGIE: What will that Ghost do next

Then there isa knock at the door

Chief Wiggum enters the room

WIGGUM: Well-Well-Well if it isn't miss Ditch
MAGGIE: Chief Wiggum, I can explan why I didn't turn up this morning
WIGGUM: Make it good Simpson
MAGGIE: I was unwell last night so I decided to take a day for recovery
WIGGUM: Oh well that's different, see you tomarrow

He leaves

MAGGIE: Thank God he didn't say your coming anyway and I have a good excuse, i'm sick

Maggie continues reading her Comic

FADE TO MAGGIE'S BEDROOM
Maggie is laying on her bed she is still wearing her Pajamas

MAGGIE: As soon as i'm better I have to do Community service for something I didn't even do all I did was prosession

Bart enters the room

BART: Hey Mags, what ya doin'
MAGGIE: (Angry) Bart, its your fault I have to do community service
BART: Whatever do you mean
MAGGIE: You know exactly what I mean, I baught a MYPOD on the cheap but it turns out it was stolen and now because of you I have to do Community Service
BART: (Sarcastic) Sorry for helping you out, I won't help you again
MAGGIE: Good because i'll never ask for your help again

Maggie gets off her bed

MAGGIE: (Yelling) Now get the hell out of my bedroom right now

Bart does so

MAGGIE: Now that has got rid of him

Maggie turns on her TV

TV: NEXT ON MTV ALL NEW BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD

MAGGIE: Hmm, could be interesting

FADE TO BLACK

FADE INTO SPRINGFIELD PARK THE NEXT DAY


Maggie is cleaning up Dog poo when Chief Wiggum walks up to her

WIGGUM: Nice Work Maggie
MAGGIE: Thank you Chief Wiggum
WIGGUM: And I think you deserve a reward
MAGGIE: (Worried) Oh No, Not that Pizza Place Again
WIGGUM: I thaught you liked it
MAGGIE: The Food yes, but the Pizza at Daughy's Suck
WIGGUM: I'm Sorry you feel that way Maggie, what would you like for a reward

Maggie thinks for a moment

FADE TO CHUCKY CHEESE

Maggie and Chief Wiggum are sitting at a table eating Pizza

WIGGUM: Why did you bring me here
MAGGIE: Because its a fun place and my Daddy never takes me here
WIGGUM: Oh that;s a shame
MAGGIE: Anyway, i'm off to play in the ball pool
WIGGUM: OK Maggie

Maggie leaves the table and heads to the ball pool

Chief Wiggum is watching Maggie play when he sees someone suspicious hanging around its Fat Tony

WIGGUM ON RADIO: This is Wiggum reporting a 4/18 I am headinmg on foot

Fat Tony spots him

TONY: Chief Wiggum i'd better get out of here

Fat Tony legs it but chief Wiggum throws some slimy Cheese on the ground and he slips and Wiggum arrests him

WIGGUM: Alright, Tony your cominmg down town
TONY: Who is checking on Maggie who I saw you sitting with
WIGGUM: I'll get Lou to cover

FADE TO THE BALL POOL

Maggie is sitting in the ball pool next to two boys

MAGGIE: So what do you two do for fun
BOY 1: Me and my Brother play racing car
MAGGIE: Interresting

Then Maggie gets out of the ball pool barefoot she sits on a chair and puts on her shoes

Then Lou turns up

LOU: Hey Maggie, come on i'll take you home
MAGGIE: OK Lou

FADE TO JUDGE HARM'S OFFICE

Lisa is sitting on a chair talking to the Judge

LISA: And I don't think my sister did anything wrong
HARM: She has handling stolen Products and that is a crime
LISA: But I think Fat Tony framed her
HARM: Look you'll be joining your sister if you don't leave this minute
LISA: OK I'll go

Lisa leaves the room

FADE TO THE CORRIDOR

Then the Guard walks passed her

GUARD: You don't wanna mess with that judge
LISA: Yeah thanks, I was just trying to get my sister off the hook seeming she got blamed for something she didn't do
GUARD: I have an idea come to the office

FADE TO THE OFFICE

The Guard is changing Maggie's crime report to innocent

GUARD: There now she will be relived from her dueties
LISA: Thank you Mr Guard but won't you get into trouble
GUARD: What they don't know about won't hurt them

FADE TO MOE'S TAVERN

Maggie and Homer are sitting at the Bar, Maggie is drinking Orange and Homer is drinking Duff

MAGGIE: My Day sucked
HOMER: So did mine
MAGGIE: All I do all frigging day is pick up Dog Doo and all because I baught a MyPod well if I ever get out of this i'm not breaking the law again
LENNY: Good for you Maggie
CARL: Yeah Man, Good for her

Then the phone rings

MOE: Moe's Tavern
BART: Yeah is dickless there, first name your
MOE: Hang on i'll check. Phone call for dickless, why can't I find your dickless
MAGGIE: Maybe you don't look hard enough (Laughs)
MOE: You rotton little punk, when I catch you i'm gonna put a knife up your butt and pull it out your balls (Hangs up the phone)
MAGGIE: He'll have a job doing that to me because none of them between my legs
HOMER: Well of course not your a girl and girls well i'll tell you when your older
MAGGIE: Can I have some Potato Chips
MOE: Sure Mags, on the house

Moe gives her Potato chips

Maggie opens the bag and eats them

MAGGIE: I like these Moe chicken Flavor if i'm not mistaken

Maggie eats them all but she needs a drink badly by mistake she drinks Homer's Duff

MAGGIE: (Drunk) Daddy your my only friend I love you
HOMER: Perhaps I should get you home
MAGGIE: No lets stay and put on some Music

Maggie turns on the Jukebox and The Weather Girls and Its raining Men is heard

Maggie starts dancing but Maggie's pants fall down revealing her Underwear

HOMER: Maggie pull up your pants
MAGGIE: Oh for godsake, they've all seen Panties Before

Maggie pulls up her Pink Pants

Then Maggie throws up all over the floor

MOE: Get her out of here

Homer picks up Maggie and carries her home

FADE TO HOMER AND MAGGIE WALKING HOME

MAGGIE: What are you gonna tell Mommy
HOMER: Same thing I always tell her, white lies
MAGGIE: But please keep it down I feel a bit sick
HOMER: Sure Sweetie, anything for you my sweetie

FADE TO THE SIMPSONS HOUSE, MAGGIE'S BEDROOM

Maggie is asleep in her bed due to the Duff Beer she hears Homer and Marge arguing about her

HOMER: I recall you told me to take Maggie out, make your mind up woman
MARGE: Yes but I didn't say take her to sleezey Bars and introduce her to lowlifes
HOMER: Oh now you don't want her to know Moe, its a bit late for that after he saved her life
MAGGIE: (YELLING) Keep it down, i'm trying to sleep

Maggie tries to sleep but she can't due to the argument downstairs so she gets out of bed and makes her way downstairs in her PJ's

FADE TO THE SIMPSONS KITCHEN

Maggie enters the room and sees her perants Arguing

MAGGIE: Can you guys knock it off, I need sleep due to my headache
HOMER: OK We're Sorry Sweetie

Maggie goes back to bed

MARGE: We'll discuss this in the morning
HOMER: SHHH, Maggie

FADE BACK TO MAGGIE'S BEDROOM

Maggie is now back in bed

MAGGIE: Now that i've sorted that racket out perhaps I can get some sleep

Maggie turns out her light

FADE TO THE NEXT MORNING

FADE TO THE SIMPSONS KITCHEN

The Simpson Family are sitting at the table having breakfast wearing there normal clothes

MAGGIE: All Quiet at the table
LISA: (Angry) Its your fault its quiet, your the one who went out with Dad and got drunk
MAGGIE: Thanks a lot Big Mouth
MARGE: Is that So Maggie Simpson
MAGGIE: Yeah I got drunk but i'll have you know it was by mistake
MARGE: OK But don't let happen again, in future I think i'll send you out to the park or the Jazz Hole with your Sister
MAGGIE: I don't even like Jazz and besides the Jazz Hole is an Asshole
LISA: (UPSET) I could you call it that (Sobs and runs upstairs)
MARGE: (ANGRY) Maggie go upstairs and tell your sister your sorry
MAGGIE: No Frigging Way
HOMER: (ANGRY) YOUR MOTHER SAID NOW
MAGGIE: Well the answer is still no
HOMER: It is huh, well come with me young lady I have something to show you

Homer grabs her left arm and takes her upstairs

FADE TO OUTSIDE LISA'S BEDROOM

Maggie and Homer are standing outside Lisa's Bedroom

MAGGIE: Why the hell are we outside her room. My room is much cooler
HOMER: Maggie, I want you to make amends with your sister about what you said about the jazz Hole
MAGGIE: All I said was the damn truth, and if she can't handle it then that is her problem not mine

Homer bends down to Maggie's hight

HOMER: Come on Maggie, do it for Daddy (Smiles)
MAGGIE: No

Homer gets back up

HOMER: Young Lady unless you apologise to your sister this minute I will take away your Candy
MAGGIE: Suit yourself, I don't care
HOMER: if that's the way you want it then it will be

FADE TO SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, PLAYGROUND

Maggie is sitting near a tree not eating candy

Missy walks over to her

MISSY: Hi Maggie, how come you don't have Candy
MAGGIE: I'm on Punishment gfor not apologising to my sister
MISSY: That loser, ah you don't need her
MAGGIE: So your saying I should still refuse to apologise
MISSY: Yes that is what i'm saying Maggie
MAGGIE: Hmm, sounds good to me
MISSY: Want some candy
MAGGIE: I shouldn't as i'm on punishment at Home but on the other hand how the hell would he know

Maggie attempts to take some candy but she is caught by Principal Skinner

SKINNER: Missy Dalton, are you attempting to give Candy to a person on punishment
MISSY: Sir I didn't know that aplied here
SKINNER: Alright Missy, I won't punish you this time just keep your eye on Maggie
MAGGIE: Oh Crap, the Candy failed
MISSY: Yes and you almost got me in trouble
MAGGIE: Who the hell Cares
MISSY: Well I’m not going to be an accessory to your scemes

FADE TO THE SIMPSONS HOUSE, LIVING ROOM

Maggie is sitting on the couch going crazy because it has been 12 hours since she has had candy

MAGGIE: (CRAZY) Must Have Candy, Must have Candy , CANDY, CANDY, CANDY

Then Lisa enters the room

LISA: I can solve your problem for you
MAGGIE: (Grabs Lisa's T-Shirt) TELL ME , TELL ME, TELL ME
LISA: All you need to do is tell me your sorry for what you said about thev Jazz Hole
MAGGIE: Anything to end the days of no candy
LISA: OK, I'm all ears
MAGGIE: Lisa, i'm really sorry about what I said aboutn the Jazz Hole
LISA: Its ok Apology Accepted

Maggie and Lisa hug

Homer enters the room and sees them hugging

HOMER: What's this, Did Maggie finally apologise
LISA: Yes she did and I think she now deserves some candy

Lisa goes in her pocket and pulls out a Krustybar

LISA: Here you go Maggie

Maggie takes it from Lisa opens it and eats it

MAGGIE: I've really learned my lession, and the lesson is don't be mean or nasty or you will regreat it

FADE TO BLACK

Maggie appiers on Screen

MAGGIE: I hope you all enjoyed this weeks episode and don't forget be nice to your family

Maggie walks off the screen

THE END

[Dobbie]

TONY: Exellent Choice, I love a little girl who likes music

[Mr Black]

MOE: Moe's Tavern
BART: Yeah is dickless there, first name your
MOE: Hang on i'll check. Phone call for dickless, why can't I find your dickless

This is a pretty crappy prank call, not to mention 5 year olds can't do community service..

plus, whats with the vomiting?

[Simpsonfan]

1 a mistake on my part
2 My Dad thught it was funny but on the plus side theres no nudity

[Jesse Pinkman]

yea, it's a bad scene, but the totally unrelated fact that 'there's no nudity' makes up for it

[Seth MacFuckFaceFarlane]

I give you A for effort but this was kinda lacking in the joke department was just back and forth banter between characters. That being said it was still better than The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

I'll give you an E for effort.

[Prune Tracy]

I wouldn't mind doing community service in Springfield. Apparently you get taken out for pizza!

Oh, and:

HOMER: And Mr Burns says I have issues in anger can you believe that
LISA: (Sugarcoating) You don't have anger issues your just a person with some other issue but not anger issues

Lisa Simpson: terrible sugarcoater.

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

Terrible sugercoater...or...BEST sugarcoater?

[Simpsonfan]

she was trying not to hurt her father's feelings

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

Dude, I think I know a little more about your fanscript than you do.

[Simpsonfan]

i don't think you do, because i wrote it

[Jesse Pinkman]

you got told @Handsome B. Wonderful

[Simpsonfan]

i stand corrected

[Jesse Pinkman]

[Simpsonfan]

next episode will be posted soon

[Prune Tracy]

Good. Maybe all the madness will have ended by then.

[Jesse Pinkman]

hey @Simpsonfan what do you mean you "stand corrected"?

surely you do in fact know more about your scripts than others, right?

I'm

[Simpsonfan]

well i did create the series so i must know something about it

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

Or maybe you don't know what 'I stand corrected' means.

[Jesse Pinkman]

well i did create the series so i must know something about it

whose the star of it??

[Simpsonfan]

Maggie is the star of the show in Season 7 she is going to get very nasty and disagreeable

[Jesse Pinkman]

oh so she's going to be pretty much the same way she has been since the start? can't wait

[Dobbie]

But worse!

I hope the show doesn't offend me with nudity again.

[Simpsonfan]

one episode in season 7 may affened due to the episodes content and it will be on a diffrent network called Spike

[Jesse Pinkman]

affened

haha

[Simpsonfan]

sorry bad spelling