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  1. 06-09-2012, 07:30 PM #1
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    Jokes Where Particular Characters Are Meaner/Worse Than Usual

    I was watching Bart of War the other day, and I remembered the joke where Nelson keeps seeing his dad. He sees his dad and is all "papa?" with tears in his eyes, and the second time he does this marge says something about how she "could see why he left." That always took me by surprise. Seems a little too mean-spirited for something Marge to say.

    anyone else have any examples?
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    Marge's dishonesty on Milhouse's teeth in "Lisa on Ice"
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    Lisa in Pranks and Greens, where she calls Bart and the prankster "losers"
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    Homer in seasons 9-13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Handsome B. Wonderful View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by biffwestwood View Post
    Marge's dishonesty on Milhouse's teeth in "Lisa on Ice"
    hehe that makes me laugh, why keep them?

    probably lisa's joke about Bart's stamp collection in "Homer the Vigilante", I thought that was needlessly unkind. for shame Lisa
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    For some reason the only gags like this that I like come from Marge
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    when homer bets against lisa in those cross word puzzle championships.
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    Marge: I'm sure he'll offer a fair reward. And then we'll make him double it.

    They do acknoweldge it though, with 'Well, why can't I be greedy once in a while?'
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    Quote Originally Posted by little n View Post
    when homer bets against lisa in those cross word puzzle championships.
    Honestly, what's wrong with that? You should bet on who you think will win, not on somebody just because they're related to you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Black View Post
    probably lisa's joke about Bart's stamp collection in "Homer the Vigilante", I thought that was needlessly unkind. for shame Lisa
    D'aww I felt so bad for Bart there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Financial Panther View Post
    Honestly, what's wrong with that? You should bet on who you think will win, not on somebody just because they're related to you.
    Yea, but Lisa's only 8 years old, she doesn't understand this. She just wants her father to show his support, as any young kid would want
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    Some cutaway with Lisa splashing fake blood on Krusty and yelling "fur is murder" is incredibly cunt-like on her part.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Flimpsons View Post
    Some cutaway with Lisa splashing fake blood on Krusty and yelling "fur is murder" is incredibly cunt-like on her part.
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    But Marge puts meat juice in her vegetables.
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    Apparently, it doesn't help much.
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    marge is a bitch
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    All these Marge moments are genuinely funny because they're out of character.
    But that's a good thing because she's a mother, and most people's mothers can be quite funny, it's just they have to be serious most of their time.

    This makes no sense once I wrote it down, I hope you can get my point ....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bert Stanton View Post
    All these Marge moments are genuinely funny because they're out of character.
    But that's a good thing because she's a mother, and most people's mothers can be quite funny, it's just they have to be serious most of their time.

    This makes no sense once I wrote it down, I hope you can get my point ....
    i like a lot of these moments but the "See why he left" one about Nelson's dad just strikes me as cruel and not funny.

    Though it may be because I haven't seen my own dad in so long, so I may be biased here.
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