The Simpsons Hurt and Heal Tournament: Season 17

[Comicshow MolemanBob]

The Girl Who Slept Too Little [12]
Milhouse of Sand and Fog [11]
Treehouse of Horror XVI [10]
Marge's Son Poisoning [9]
See Homer Run [10]
Simpsons Christmas Stories [4] -2
Homer's Paternity Coot [11]
We're on the Road to D'ohwhere [5]
My Fair Laddy [7]
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story [19]
Bart Has Two Mommies [12]
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore [2]
The Wettest Stories Ever Told [8]
Girls Just Want to Have Sums [11] +1
Regarding Margie [9]
The Monkey Suit [15]

[Alex_Of_Darkness]

The Girl Who Slept Too Little [12]
Milhouse of Sand and Fog [11]
Treehouse of Horror XVI [10]
Marge's Son Poisoning [9]
See Homer Run [8] -2
Simpsons Christmas Stories [4]
Homer's Paternity Coot [12] +1
We're on the Road to D'ohwhere [5]
My Fair Laddy [7]
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story [19]
Bart Has Two Mommies [12]
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore [2]
The Wettest Stories Ever Told [8]
Girls Just Want to Have Sums [11]
Regarding Margie [9]
The Monkey Suit [15]

[Brad Lascelle]

The Girl Who Slept Too Little [10] -2
Milhouse of Sand and Fog [11]
Treehouse of Horror XVI [10]
Marge's Son Poisoning [9]
See Homer Run [8]
Simpsons Christmas Stories [4]
Homer's Paternity Coot [12]
We're on the Road to D'ohwhere [5]
My Fair Laddy [7]
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story [19]
Bart Has Two Mommies [12]
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore [2]
The Wettest Stories Ever Told [8]
Girls Just Want to Have Sums [12] +1
Regarding Margie [9]
The Monkey Suit [15]

I actually rather like The Girl Who Slept Too Little a lot more than many of these other S17 episodes.
Easily my favorite Frink solo effort alongside Eeny Teeny Maya Moe. (Stealing First Base is also a guilty pleasure that I've grown some affection for after several rewatches.)

Just keep him away from Sideshow Bob.

[Lionel Hutz]

The Girl Who Slept Too Little [10]
Milhouse of Sand and Fog [11]
Treehouse of Horror XVI [10]
Marge's Son Poisoning [9]
See Homer Run [6] -2
Simpsons Christmas Stories [4]
Homer's Paternity Coot [12]
We're on the Road to D'ohwhere [5]
My Fair Laddy [7]
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story [20] +1
Bart Has Two Mommies [12]
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore [2]
The Wettest Stories Ever Told [8]
Girls Just Want to Have Sums [12]
Regarding Margie [9]
The Monkey Suit [15]

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

The Girl Who Slept Too Little [11] +1
Milhouse of Sand and Fog [11]
Treehouse of Horror XVI [10]
Marge's Son Poisoning [9]
See Homer Run [6]
Simpsons Christmas Stories [4]
Homer's Paternity Coot [12]
We're on the Road to D'ohwhere [5]
My Fair Laddy [7]
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story [20]
Bart Has Two Mommies [12]
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore [2]
The Wettest Stories Ever Told [8]
Girls Just Want to Have Sums [10] -2
Regarding Margie [9]
The Monkey Suit [15]

At this rate Sums might make it through...

[Financial Panther]

The Girl Who Slept Too Little [11]
Milhouse of Sand and Fog [11]
Treehouse of Horror XVI [10]
Marge's Son Poisoning [10] +1
See Homer Run [4] -2
Simpsons Christmas Stories [4]
Homer's Paternity Coot [12]
We're on the Road to D'ohwhere [5]
My Fair Laddy [7]
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story [20]
Bart Has Two Mommies [12]
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore [2]
The Wettest Stories Ever Told [8]
Girls Just Want to Have Sums [10]
Regarding Margie [9]
The Monkey Suit [15]

[cymek]

The Girl Who Slept Too Little [11]
Milhouse of Sand and Fog [11]
Treehouse of Horror XVI [10]
Marge's Son Poisoning [10]
See Homer Run [4]
Simpsons Christmas Stories [4]
Homer's Paternity Coot [12]
We're on the Road to D'ohwhere [5]
My Fair Laddy [7]
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story [20]
Bart Has Two Mommies [12]
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore [2]
The Wettest Stories Ever Told [8]
Girls Just Want to Have Sums [10]
Regarding Margie [7] -2
The Monkey Suit [16] +1

[leprechaun_dan]

The Girl Who Slept Too Little [11]
Milhouse of Sand and Fog [11]
Treehouse of Horror XVI [10]
Marge's Son Poisoning [10]
See Homer Run [4]
Simpsons Christmas Stories [4]
Homer's Paternity Coot [12]
We're on the Road to D'ohwhere [5]
My Fair Laddy [8] +1
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story [20]
Bart Has Two Mommies [12]
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore [0] -2 ELIMINATED
The Wettest Stories Ever Told [8]
Girls Just Want to Have Sums [10]
Regarding Margie [7]
The Monkey Suit [16]

Final List:

22) Bonfire of the Manatees
21) Million Dollar Abie
20) The Italian Bob
19) Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play
18) Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife
17) The Last of the Red Hat Mamas
16) Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore

[The Spruce Moose]

The Girl Who Slept Too Little [11]
Milhouse of Sand and Fog [11]
Treehouse of Horror XVI [10]
Marge's Son Poisoning [10]
See Homer Run [4]
Simpsons Christmas Stories [4]
Homer's Paternity Coot [12]
We're on the Road to D'ohwhere [3] -2
My Fair Laddy [9] +1
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story [20]
Bart Has Two Mommies [12]
The Wettest Stories Ever Told [8]
Girls Just Want to Have Sums [10]
Regarding Margie [7]
The Monkey Suit [16]

[Zombies Rise from the Sea]

The Girl Who Slept Too Little [12] +1
Milhouse of Sand and Fog [11]
Treehouse of Horror XVI [10]
Marge's Son Poisoning [10]
See Homer Run [4]
Simpsons Christmas Stories [4]
Homer's Paternity Coot [12]
We're on the Road to D'ohwhere [3]
My Fair Laddy [9]
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story [18] -2
Bart Has Two Mommies [12]
The Wettest Stories Ever Told [8]
Girls Just Want to Have Sums [10]
Regarding Margie [7]
The Monkey Suit [16]

[Safety Inspector]

The Girl Who Slept Too Little [12]
Milhouse of Sand and Fog [11]
Treehouse of Horror XVI [10]
Marge's Son Poisoning [8] -2
See Homer Run [4]
Simpsons Christmas Stories [4]
Homer's Paternity Coot [12]
We're on the Road to D'ohwhere [4] +1
My Fair Laddy [9]
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story [18]
Bart Has Two Mommies [12]
The Wettest Stories Ever Told [8]
Girls Just Want to Have Sums [10]
Regarding Margie [7]
The Monkey Suit [16]

[Lionheart]

The Girl Who Slept Too Little [12]
Milhouse of Sand and Fog [11]
Treehouse of Horror XVI [10]
Marge's Son Poisoning [8]
See Homer Run [4]
Simpsons Christmas Stories [4]
Homer's Paternity Coot [12]
We're on the Road to D'ohwhere [2] -2 (WTF, SERIOUSLY?)
My Fair Laddy [9]
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story [18]
Bart Has Two Mommies [12]
The Wettest Stories Ever Told [8]
Girls Just Want to Have Sums [11] +1
Regarding Margie [7]
The Monkey Suit [16]

[Brad Lascelle]

The cycle continues...

The Girl Who Slept Too Little [10] -2
Milhouse of Sand and Fog [11]
Treehouse of Horror XVI [10]
Marge's Son Poisoning [8]
See Homer Run [4]
Simpsons Christmas Stories [4]
Homer's Paternity Coot [12]
We're on the Road to D'ohwhere [2]
My Fair Laddy [9]
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story [18]
Bart Has Two Mommies [12]
The Wettest Stories Ever Told [8]
Girls Just Want to Have Sums [12] +1
Regarding Margie [7]
The Monkey Suit [16]

[Alex_Of_Darkness]

The Girl Who Slept Too Little [11] +1
Milhouse of Sand and Fog [11]
Treehouse of Horror XVI [10]
Marge's Son Poisoning [8]
See Homer Run [2] -2
Simpsons Christmas Stories [4]
Homer's Paternity Coot [12]
We're on the Road to D'ohwhere [2]
My Fair Laddy [9]
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story [18]
Bart Has Two Mommies [12]
The Wettest Stories Ever Told [8]
Girls Just Want to Have Sums [12]
Regarding Margie [7]
The Monkey Suit [16]

[Bartesque]

The Girl Who Slept Too Little [11]
Milhouse of Sand and Fog [11]
Treehouse of Horror XVI [10]
Marge's Son Poisoning [8]
See Homer Run [2]
Simpsons Christmas Stories [4]
Homer's Paternity Coot [12]
We're on the Road to D'ohwhere [0] -2
My Fair Laddy [9]
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story [18]
Bart Has Two Mommies [12]
The Wettest Stories Ever Told [8]
Girls Just Want to Have Sums [13] +1
Regarding Margie [7]
The Monkey Suit [16]

[Lionel Hutz]

The Girl Who Slept Too Little [11]
Milhouse of Sand and Fog [11]
Treehouse of Horror XVI [10]
Marge's Son Poisoning [8]
See Homer Run [0] -2
Simpsons Christmas Stories [4]
Homer's Paternity Coot [12]
My Fair Laddy [9]
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story [19] +1
Bart Has Two Mommies [12]
The Wettest Stories Ever Told [8]
Girls Just Want to Have Sums [13]
Regarding Margie [7]
The Monkey Suit [16]

[Lionel Hutz]

Final List:

22) Bonfire of the Manatees
21) Million Dollar Abie
20) The Italian Bob
19) Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play
18) Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife
17) The Last of the Red Hat Mamas
16) Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore
15) We're on the Road to D'ohwhere
14) See Homer Run

[Ruffles]

The Girl Who Slept Too Little [12] +1
Milhouse of Sand and Fog [11]
Treehouse of Horror XVI [10]
Marge's Son Poisoning [8]
Simpsons Christmas Stories [4]
Homer's Paternity Coot [12]
My Fair Laddy [9]
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story [19]
Bart Has Two Mommies [12]
The Wettest Stories Ever Told [8]
Girls Just Want to Have Sums [11] -2
Regarding Margie [7]
The Monkey Suit [16]

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

The Girl Who Slept Too Little [13] +1
Milhouse of Sand and Fog [11]
Treehouse of Horror XVI [10]
Marge's Son Poisoning [8]
Simpsons Christmas Stories [4]
Homer's Paternity Coot [12]
My Fair Laddy [9]
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story [19]
Bart Has Two Mommies [12]
The Wettest Stories Ever Told [8]
Girls Just Want to Have Sums [9] -2
Regarding Margie [7]
The Monkey Suit [16]

[cymek]

The Girl Who Slept Too Little [13]
Milhouse of Sand and Fog [11]
Treehouse of Horror XVI [10]
Marge's Son Poisoning [8]
Simpsons Christmas Stories [4]
Homer's Paternity Coot [12]
My Fair Laddy [9]
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story [19]
Bart Has Two Mommies [12]
The Wettest Stories Ever Told [6] -2
Girls Just Want to Have Sums [9]
Regarding Margie [7]
The Monkey Suit [17] +1

[leprechaun_dan]

RIP We're on the Road to D'ohwhere. Good episode, although a lot of people hate it

The Girl Who Slept Too Little [13]
Milhouse of Sand and Fog [11]
Treehouse of Horror XVI [10]
Marge's Son Poisoning [8]
Simpsons Christmas Stories [4]
Homer's Paternity Coot [12]
My Fair Laddy [10] +1
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story [19]
Bart Has Two Mommies [12]
The Wettest Stories Ever Told [4] -2
Girls Just Want to Have Sums [9]
Regarding Margie [7]
The Monkey Suit [17]

[Toomanygrandmas]

The Girl Who Slept Too Little [13]
Milhouse of Sand and Fog [9] - 2
Treehouse of Horror XVI [10]
Marge's Son Poisoning [8]
Simpsons Christmas Stories [4]
Homer's Paternity Coot [12]
My Fair Laddy [10]
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story [19]
Bart Has Two Mommies [12]
The Wettest Stories Ever Told [4]
Girls Just Want to Have Sums [9]
Regarding Margie [8] + 1
The Monkey Suit [17]

[Nauru-1]

The Girl Who Slept Too Little [13]
Milhouse of Sand and Fog [9]
Treehouse of Horror XVI [10]
Marge's Son Poisoning [8]
Simpsons Christmas Stories [4]
Homer's Paternity Coot [12]
My Fair Laddy [10]
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story [19]
Bart Has Two Mommies [10] -2
The Wettest Stories Ever Told [4]
Girls Just Want to Have Sums [10] +1
Regarding Margie [8]
The Monkey Suit [17]

[Zombies Rise from the Sea]

The Girl Who Slept Too Little [14] +1
Milhouse of Sand and Fog [9]
Treehouse of Horror XVI [10]
Marge's Son Poisoning [8]
Simpsons Christmas Stories [4]
Homer's Paternity Coot [12]
My Fair Laddy [10]
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story [17] -2
Bart Has Two Mommies [10]
The Wettest Stories Ever Told [4]
Girls Just Want to Have Sums [10]
Regarding Margie [8]
The Monkey Suit [17]

[The Spruce Moose]

The Girl Who Slept Too Little [14] +1
Milhouse of Sand and Fog [9]
Treehouse of Horror XVI [10]
Marge's Son Poisoning [8]
Simpsons Christmas Stories [4]
Homer's Paternity Coot [10] -2
My Fair Laddy [10] +1
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story [17] -2
Bart Has Two Mommies [10]
The Wettest Stories Ever Told [4]
Girls Just Want to Have Sums [10]
Regarding Margie [8]
The Monkey Suit [17]

[Comicshow MolemanBob]

The Girl Who Slept Too Little [14]
Milhouse of Sand and Fog [9]
Treehouse of Horror XVI [10]
Marge's Son Poisoning [8]
Simpsons Christmas Stories [2] -2
Homer's Paternity Coot [10]
My Fair Laddy [10]
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story [17]
Bart Has Two Mommies [10]
The Wettest Stories Ever Told [4]
Girls Just Want to Have Sums [11] +1
Regarding Margie [8]
The Monkey Suit [17]

[Financial Panther]

My Fair Laddy should be at 11.

The Girl Who Slept Too Little [14]
Milhouse of Sand and Fog [9]
Treehouse of Horror XVI [10]
Marge's Son Poisoning [9] +1
Simpsons Christmas Stories [0] -2
Homer's Paternity Coot [10]
My Fair Laddy [11]
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story [17]
Bart Has Two Mommies [10]
The Wettest Stories Ever Told [4]
Girls Just Want to Have Sums [11]
Regarding Margie [8]
The Monkey Suit [17]

[Financial Panther]

Final List:

22) Bonfire of the Manatees
21) Million Dollar Abie
20) The Italian Bob
19) Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play
18) Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife
17) The Last of the Red Hat Mamas
16) Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore
15) We're on the Road to D'ohwhere
14) See Homer Run
13) Simpsons Christmas Stories

[Alex_Of_Darkness]

The Girl Who Slept Too Little [14]
Milhouse of Sand and Fog [9]
Treehouse of Horror XVI [10]
Marge's Son Poisoning [9]
Homer's Paternity Coot [11] +1
My Fair Laddy [9] -2
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story [17]
Bart Has Two Mommies [10]
The Wettest Stories Ever Told [4]
Girls Just Want to Have Sums [11]
Regarding Margie [8]
The Monkey Suit [17]

[Lionheart]

The Girl Who Slept Too Little [14]
Milhouse of Sand and Fog [9]
Treehouse of Horror XVI [10]
Marge's Son Poisoning [9]
Homer's Paternity Coot [11]
My Fair Laddy [9]
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story [17]
Bart Has Two Mommies [10]
The Wettest Stories Ever Told [2] -2
Girls Just Want to Have Sums [12] +1
Regarding Margie [8]
The Monkey Suit [17]