The Simpsons Hurt and Heal Tournament: Season 17

[leprechaun_dan]

Razzie, out of curiosity, what do you dislike about Sums?

[Comicshow MolemanBob]

The Girl Who Slept Too Little [13]
Milhouse of Sand and Fog [10]
Treehouse of Horror XVI [10]
Marge's Son Poisoning [7]
See Homer Run [10]
The Last of the Red Hat Mamas [8]
Simpsons Christmas Stories [8] -2
Homer's Paternity Coot [10]
We're on the Road to D'ohwhere [8]
My Fair Laddy [9]
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story [16]
Bart Has Two Mommies [12]
Homer Simpson, This is Your Wife [4]
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore [10]
The Wettest Stories Ever Told [10]
Girls Just Want to Have Sums [11] +1
Regarding Margie [9]
The Monkey Suit [14]

[Léo Pard]

The Girl Who Slept Too Little [13]
Milhouse of Sand and Fog [10]
Treehouse of Horror XVI [10]
Marge's Son Poisoning [7]
See Homer Run [10]
The Last of the Red Hat Mamas [8]
Simpsons Christmas Stories [8] -2
Homer's Paternity Coot [10]
We're on the Road to D'ohwhere [8]
My Fair Laddy [9]
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story [17] +1
Bart Has Two Mommies [12]
Homer Simpson, This is Your Wife [2] -2
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore [10]
The Wettest Stories Ever Told [10]
Girls Just Want to Have Sums [11]
Regarding Margie [9]
The Monkey Suit [14]

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

The Girl Who Slept Too Little [14] +1
Milhouse of Sand and Fog [10]
Treehouse of Horror XVI [10]
Marge's Son Poisoning [7]
See Homer Run [10]
The Last of the Red Hat Mamas [8]
Simpsons Christmas Stories [8]
Homer's Paternity Coot [10]
We're on the Road to D'ohwhere [8]
My Fair Laddy [9]
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story [17]
Bart Has Two Mommies [12]
Homer Simpson, This is Your Wife [2]
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore [10]
The Wettest Stories Ever Told [10]
Girls Just Want to Have Sums [9] -2
Regarding Margie [9]
The Monkey Suit [14]

Well dan I haven't seen it in a very long time but from memory it has just about no laughs and a ridiculously boring plot.

[Nauru-1]

The Girl Who Slept Too Little [14]
Milhouse of Sand and Fog [10]
Treehouse of Horror XVI [10]
Marge's Son Poisoning [7]
See Homer Run [10]
The Last of the Red Hat Mamas [8]
Simpsons Christmas Stories [8]
Homer's Paternity Coot [10]
We're on the Road to D'ohwhere [8]
My Fair Laddy [9]
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story [17]
Bart Has Two Mommies [12]
Homer Simpson, This is Your Wife [2]
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore [8] -2
The Wettest Stories Ever Told [10]
Girls Just Want to Have Sums [10] +1
Regarding Margie [9]
The Monkey Suit [14]

[Financial Panther]

The Girl Who Slept Too Little [14]
Milhouse of Sand and Fog [10]
Treehouse of Horror XVI [10]
Marge's Son Poisoning [8] +1
See Homer Run [10]
The Last of the Red Hat Mamas [6] -2
Simpsons Christmas Stories [8]
Homer's Paternity Coot [10]
We're on the Road to D'ohwhere [8]
My Fair Laddy [9]
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story [17]
Bart Has Two Mommies [12]
Homer Simpson, This is Your Wife [2]
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore [8]
The Wettest Stories Ever Told [10]
Girls Just Want to Have Sums [10]
Regarding Margie [9]
The Monkey Suit [14]

[Brad Lascelle]

The Girl Who Slept Too Little [12] -2
Milhouse of Sand and Fog [10]
Treehouse of Horror XVI [10]
Marge's Son Poisoning [8]
See Homer Run [10]
The Last of the Red Hat Mamas [8]
Simpsons Christmas Stories [8]
Homer's Paternity Coot [10]
We're on the Road to D'ohwhere [6]
My Fair Laddy [9]
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story [17]
Bart Has Two Mommies [12]
Homer Simpson, This is Your Wife [2]
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore [8]
The Wettest Stories Ever Told [10]
Girls Just Want to Have Sums [11] +1
Regarding Margie [9]
The Monkey Suit [14]

When I vote an episode down, it's not because I haven't watched it in a long time and forgotten what it was about.
And if I was going to do that, I'd at least try and make sure it was written by Tim Long or someone with a consistently terrible track record.

[Lionel Hutz]

The Girl Who Slept Too Little [12]
Milhouse of Sand and Fog [10]
Treehouse of Horror XVI [10]
Marge's Son Poisoning [8]
See Homer Run [10]
The Last of the Red Hat Mamas [8]
Simpsons Christmas Stories [8]
Homer's Paternity Coot [10]
We're on the Road to D'ohwhere [6]
My Fair Laddy [9]
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story [18] +1
Bart Has Two Mommies [12]
Homer Simpson, This is Your Wife [0] -2
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore [8]
The Wettest Stories Ever Told [10]
Girls Just Want to Have Sums [11]
Regarding Margie [9]
The Monkey Suit [14]

[Financial Panther]

Final List:

22) Bonfire of the Manatees
21) Million Dollar Abie
20) The Italian Bob
19) Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play
18) Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife

[Lionheart]

That's okay. We'll take each other's favorites down and some other crap will get through instead.
sophistiquated is doing his part by taking the exact same tact against Ruffles.

Her, FYI I know it's not going to be #1 (Seemingly Never Ending Story will probably be #1, which is a good episode too), but I'll be damned if it loses to an episode like D'ohwhere, Two Mommies, Bangalore, or Wettest.

But then again, what do I know? I liked The Italian Bob.


The Girl Who Slept Too Little [12]
Milhouse of Sand and Fog [10]
Treehouse of Horror XVI [10]
Marge's Son Poisoning [8]
See Homer Run [10]
The Last of the Red Hat Mamas [8]
Simpsons Christmas Stories [8]
Homer's Paternity Coot [10]
We're on the Road to D'ohwhere [4] -2
My Fair Laddy [9]
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story [18]
Bart Has Two Mommies [12]
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore [8]
The Wettest Stories Ever Told [10]
Girls Just Want to Have Sums [12] +1
Regarding Margie [9]
The Monkey Suit [14]

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

When I vote an episode down, it's not because I haven't watched it in a long time and forgotten what it was about.
And if I was going to do that, I'd at least try and make sure it was written by Tim Long or someone with a consistently terrible track record.

Well I must admit you do a decent job of making me irritated. I remember full well what the episode was about with Lisa becoming that boy and the obnoxious female principal, boring. Your Tim Long bashing is never tiring either...

[Ruffles]

The Girl Who Slept Too Little [12]
Milhouse of Sand and Fog [10]
Treehouse of Horror XVI [10]
Marge's Son Poisoning [8]
See Homer Run [10]
The Last of the Red Hat Mamas [8]
Simpsons Christmas Stories [8]
Homer's Paternity Coot [10]
We're on the Road to D'ohwhere [5] +1
My Fair Laddy [9]
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story [18]
Bart Has Two Mommies [12]
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore [8]
The Wettest Stories Ever Told [10]
Girls Just Want to Have Sums [10] -2
Regarding Margie [9]
The Monkey Suit [14]

[Comicshow MolemanBob]

The Girl Who Slept Too Little [12]
Milhouse of Sand and Fog [10]
Treehouse of Horror XVI [10]
Marge's Son Poisoning [8]
See Homer Run [10]
The Last of the Red Hat Mamas [8]
Simpsons Christmas Stories [6] -2
Homer's Paternity Coot [10]
We're on the Road to D'ohwhere [5]
My Fair Laddy [9]
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story [18]
Bart Has Two Mommies [12]
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore [8]
The Wettest Stories Ever Told [10]
Girls Just Want to Have Sums [11] +1
Regarding Margie [9]
The Monkey Suit [14]

[Alex_Of_Darkness]

The Girl Who Slept Too Little [12]
Milhouse of Sand and Fog [10]
Treehouse of Horror XVI [10]
Marge's Son Poisoning [8]
See Homer Run [10]
The Last of the Red Hat Mamas [8]
Simpsons Christmas Stories [6]
Homer's Paternity Coot [11] +1
We're on the Road to D'ohwhere [5]
My Fair Laddy [7] -2
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story [18]
Bart Has Two Mommies [12]
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore [8]
The Wettest Stories Ever Told [10]
Girls Just Want to Have Sums [11]
Regarding Margie [9]
The Monkey Suit [14]

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

The Girl Who Slept Too Little [13] +1
Milhouse of Sand and Fog [10]
Treehouse of Horror XVI [10]
Marge's Son Poisoning [8]
See Homer Run [10]
The Last of the Red Hat Mamas [8]
Simpsons Christmas Stories [6]
Homer's Paternity Coot [11]
We're on the Road to D'ohwhere [5]
My Fair Laddy [7]
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story [18]
Bart Has Two Mommies [12]
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore [8]
The Wettest Stories Ever Told [10]
Girls Just Want to Have Sums [9] -2
Regarding Margie [9]
The Monkey Suit [14]

[Brad Lascelle]

Well I must admit you do a decent job of making me irritated. I remember full well what the episode was about with Lisa becoming that boy and the obnoxious female principal, boring. Your Tim Long bashing is never tiring either...

I don't hate every Tim Long episode... I rather enjoyed Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words despite it being a largely derivative rehash.
Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts exceeded my expectations as well.

The Girl Who Slept Too Little [11] -2
Milhouse of Sand and Fog [10]
Treehouse of Horror XVI [10]
Marge's Son Poisoning [8]
See Homer Run [10]
The Last of the Red Hat Mamas [8]
Simpsons Christmas Stories [6]
Homer's Paternity Coot [11]
We're on the Road to D'ohwhere [5]
My Fair Laddy [7]
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story [18]
Bart Has Two Mommies [12]
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore [8]
The Wettest Stories Ever Told [10]
Girls Just Want to Have Sums [10] +1
Regarding Margie [9]
The Monkey Suit [14]

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

I'll admit he's written more bad episodes than good. He's written around 6 episodes I really enjoy if you don't count his joint writing credits. 6 out of 18.

[Zombies Rise from the Sea]

The Girl Who Slept Too Little [12] +1
Milhouse of Sand and Fog [10]
Treehouse of Horror XVI [10]
Marge's Son Poisoning [8]
See Homer Run [10]
The Last of the Red Hat Mamas [8]
Simpsons Christmas Stories [6]
Homer's Paternity Coot [11]
We're on the Road to D'ohwhere [5]
My Fair Laddy [7]
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story [18]
Bart Has Two Mommies [12]
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore [6] -2
The Wettest Stories Ever Told [10]
Girls Just Want to Have Sums [10]
Regarding Margie [9]
The Monkey Suit [14]

[Financial Panther]

I just realized the last time I voted, Brad Lascelle put The Last of the Red Hat Mamas back to 8 when he voted after me.

The Girl Who Slept Too Little [12]
Milhouse of Sand and Fog [10]
Treehouse of Horror XVI [10]
Marge's Son Poisoning [9] +1
See Homer Run [10]
The Last of the Red Hat Mamas [4] -2
Simpsons Christmas Stories [6]
Homer's Paternity Coot [11]
We're on the Road to D'ohwhere [5]
My Fair Laddy [7]
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story [18]
Bart Has Two Mommies [12]
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore [6]
The Wettest Stories Ever Told [10]
Girls Just Want to Have Sums [10]
Regarding Margie [9]
The Monkey Suit [14]

[Nauru-1]

The Girl Who Slept Too Little [12]
Milhouse of Sand and Fog [10]
Treehouse of Horror XVI [10]
Marge's Son Poisoning [9]
See Homer Run [10]
The Last of the Red Hat Mamas [4]
Simpsons Christmas Stories [6]
Homer's Paternity Coot [11]
We're on the Road to D'ohwhere [5]
My Fair Laddy [7]
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story [18]
Bart Has Two Mommies [12]
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore [4] -2
The Wettest Stories Ever Told [10]
Girls Just Want to Have Sums [11] +1
Regarding Margie [9]
The Monkey Suit [14]

[Lionel Hutz]

The Girl Who Slept Too Little [12]
Milhouse of Sand and Fog [10]
Treehouse of Horror XVI [10]
Marge's Son Poisoning [9]
See Homer Run [10]
The Last of the Red Hat Mamas [2] -2
Simpsons Christmas Stories [6]
Homer's Paternity Coot [11]
We're on the Road to D'ohwhere [5]
My Fair Laddy [7]
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story [19] +1
Bart Has Two Mommies [12]
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore [4]
The Wettest Stories Ever Told [10]
Girls Just Want to Have Sums [11]
Regarding Margie [9]
The Monkey Suit [14]

[Ruffles]

The Girl Who Slept Too Little [12]
Milhouse of Sand and Fog [10]
Treehouse of Horror XVI [10]
Marge's Son Poisoning [9]
See Homer Run [10]
The Last of the Red Hat Mamas [2]
Simpsons Christmas Stories [6]
Homer's Paternity Coot [11]
We're on the Road to D'ohwhere [6] +1
My Fair Laddy [7]
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story [19]
Bart Has Two Mommies [12]
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore [4]
The Wettest Stories Ever Told [10]
Girls Just Want to Have Sums [9] -2
Regarding Margie [9]
The Monkey Suit [14]

[Lionheart]

UNDO!

The Girl Who Slept Too Little [12]
Milhouse of Sand and Fog [10]
Treehouse of Horror XVI [10]
Marge's Son Poisoning [9]
See Homer Run [10]
The Last of the Red Hat Mamas [2]
Simpsons Christmas Stories [6]
Homer's Paternity Coot [11]
We're on the Road to D'ohwhere [4] -2
My Fair Laddy [7]
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story [19]
Bart Has Two Mommies [12]
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore [4]
The Wettest Stories Ever Told [10]
Girls Just Want to Have Sums [10] +1
Regarding Margie [9]
The Monkey Suit [14]

[cymek]

The Girl Who Slept Too Little [12]
Milhouse of Sand and Fog [10]
Treehouse of Horror XVI [10]
Marge's Son Poisoning [9]
See Homer Run [10]
The Last of the Red Hat Mamas [2]
Simpsons Christmas Stories [6]
Homer's Paternity Coot [11]
We're on the Road to D'ohwhere [6]
My Fair Laddy [7]
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story [19]
Bart Has Two Mommies [12]
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore [4]
The Wettest Stories Ever Told [8] -2
Girls Just Want to Have Sums [9]
Regarding Margie [9]
The Monkey Suit [15] +1

[Financial Panther]

cymek didn't acknowledge sophistiquated's vote.

The Girl Who Slept Too Little [12]
Milhouse of Sand and Fog [10]
Treehouse of Horror XVI [10]
Marge's Son Poisoning [9]
See Homer Run [10]
The Last of the Red Hat Mamas [2]
Simpsons Christmas Stories [6]
Homer's Paternity Coot [11]
We're on the Road to D'ohwhere [4]
My Fair Laddy [7]
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story [19]
Bart Has Two Mommies [12]
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore [4]
The Wettest Stories Ever Told [8]
Girls Just Want to Have Sums [10]
Regarding Margie [9]
The Monkey Suit [15]

[cymek]

Oh. My bad.

[Financial Panther]

That's all right; we all do it.

[HMS pinafore]

The Girl Who Slept Too Little [12]
Milhouse of Sand and Fog [11]+1
Treehouse of Horror XVI [10]
Marge's Son Poisoning [9]
See Homer Run [10]
The Last of the Red Hat Mamas [0]-2
Simpsons Christmas Stories [6]
Homer's Paternity Coot [11]
We're on the Road to D'ohwhere [4]
My Fair Laddy [7]
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story [19]
Bart Has Two Mommies [12]
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore [4]
The Wettest Stories Ever Told [8]
Girls Just Want to Have Sums [10]
Regarding Margie [9]
The Monkey Suit [15]

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

Final List:

22) Bonfire of the Manatees
21) Million Dollar Abie
20) The Italian Bob
19) Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play
18) Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife
17) The Last of the Red Hat Mamas

[leprechaun_dan]

The Girl Who Slept Too Little [12]
Milhouse of Sand and Fog [11]
Treehouse of Horror XVI [10]
Marge's Son Poisoning [9]
See Homer Run [10]
Simpsons Christmas Stories [6]
Homer's Paternity Coot [11]
We're on the Road to D'ohwhere [5] +1
My Fair Laddy [7]
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story [19]
Bart Has Two Mommies [12]
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore [2] -2
The Wettest Stories Ever Told [8]
Girls Just Want to Have Sums [10]
Regarding Margie [9]
The Monkey Suit [15]