Fanscript The Maggie Simpson Show E619 The Streak

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MAGGIE'S WORD: Do Not Do What I do as it is only a cartoon

FADE TO BLACK

FADE INTO MAGGIE'S BEDROOM

Maggie is sitting on her bed listening to her My Pod then Homer enters the room

HOMER: Maggie, Breakfast is ready
MAGGIE: Yeah OK Daddy after this song
HOMER: Anything good
MAGGIE: Yes its a song by a guy named Ray Stevens
HOMER: Oh Yeah, a Song called the Streak from an Era called the 70's
MAGGIE: Would ya like to hear it again in this Era known as the naughties
HOMER: Sure Sweetie

Maggie turns on the speaker on her Mypod and plays the song

MAGGIE: Good Isn't it
HOMER: Yeah but now I think you should have breakfast before ya mother kills us
MAGGIE: OK

FADE TO THE SIMPSONS KITCHEN

Maggie is sitting at the table eating a bowl of Porridge

MAGGIE: Nothing like a Bowl of Porridge in a morning with a dab of Jelly
LISA: And is a national Dish of Scotland

Then Groundskeeper Willie comes to the Window

WILLIE: Do I smell Scottish Porridge
MARGE: Yeah, would ya like some
WILLIE: Don't mind if I do

Willie takes a seat at the table next to Maggie

MAGGIE: Eww, what smells like Crap
WILLIE: What ye smelling is nothing but Manuire as I have been delivering it to farms
MAGGIE: Oh, That is understandable
LISA: That is the best apology your gonna get out of her Willie so just ignore her rude comments
WILLIE: Aye Lass, Willie will do what ye said
MARGE: Its time you Maggie were getting ready for school
MAGGIE: OK Mommy,

Maggie leaves the table to get ready for school

FADE TO SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, KINDERGARTEN CLASS

Maggie and her friends are sitting at a table eating Milk and Cookies as it is breaktime

MAGGIE: Hey, Guys, I downloaded this cool song this morning on my mypod wanna hear it
EMMA: Sure Maggie
MISSY: Yes, I like cool music

Maggie plays via the ear plugs

They all laugh

Miss Jenkins walks over to them

JENKINS: What are you laughing at
MAGGIE: Nothing Miss Jenkins
MISSY: ( Lying) I juat told a good irish joke
JENKINS: Fair enough but be quite
MAGGIE: Yes Miss Jenkins

Then Gerald walks up to them

GERALD: I can't believe that you girls are all goody, Goody
MAGGIE: Gerald, I was once like you, a bully but I saw where I was heading so one day I woke up and decided to change my bad ways
GERALD: Yeah I bet, I bet deep down you're still a bully
MAGGIE: I'm not
GERALD: I dare you to steal Miss, Jenkins's Apple off her desk

Maggie thinks about it

MAGGIE: No, that would be the wrong thing to do
GERALD: Checken (Makes Chicken Noises)
MAGGIE: I don't care if you think i'm a chicken I know in my heart that stealing that Apple would be wrong
GERALD: What happened to you Maggie, wheres the Maggie Simpson who would steal and have a tantrum
MAGGIE: She changed Gerald and so should you

Then the bell rings for Recess

JENKINS: OK Kids, Recess
MAGGIE: Woo-Hoo, Time to have fun on the swings

Maggie exits the room with the rest of the class

FADE TO THE PLAYGROUND

Maggie is on the swings Missy and Emma are also on the swings next to her

MAGGIE: So what do we do about Gerald
MISSY: Nothing, he'll come a cropper one of these days
EMMA: Yes Missy
MAGGIE: OK But i've decided to ignore his comments as i'm better then him
MISSY: (Smiles) That's the way Maggie

Then the bell rings for the next lesson

MAGGIE: What is our next lesson
EMMA: I think its Swimming with Mrs Lions
MAGGIE: Cool
MISSY: I'm not very good at it
MAGGIE: Oh Come on Missy, i'll teach you how to swim

FADE TO THE SWINNING POOL

The kids and Mrs Lions the Teacher are swimming in the pool they are wearing bathing suits

MAGGIE: So do you want me to teach you how to swim
MISSY: OK Maggie
MAGGIE: First of all you move your arms and legs and we must stay in the shallow end or we might sing to the bottom of the pool like the titanic and we don't want that
GERALD: Heads up

A Multi Coloured Beach Ball hits Maggie on the head

MAGGIE: (Angry) Gerald, i'm trying to teach Missy to swim you Jackass

The Teacher Mrs Lions head what Maggie said

LIONS: Maggie Simpson, did I hear you say a swear word
MAGGIE: Maybe
LIONS: If you did then i'll have to punish you by making you get out of the pool then make you sit on the bench while the others have fun inn the pool unless you say your sorry then all will be forgotton about

MAGGIE: Mrs Lions
LIONS: Yes Maggie
MAGGIE: (Meaning It) I'm Sorry I said that word
LIONS: Apology accepted
GERALD: Oh its Goody Two Shoes again
MAGGIE: I'm not wearing any shoes
GERALD: Alright Simpson, you asked for it
MAGGIE: But Mrs Lyons is just over there
GERALD: I don't care if I get in trouble

Gerald pushes Maggie in the pool her waterwings come off and she starts to sink

Missy sees Maggie in trouble and goes under the water and pulls her to safety

MISSY: Are you OK Maggie
MAGGIE: (Caughs) I think so Missy, thanks , you saved my life
MISSY: No Problem Maggie
LYONS: Everybody out now please and hit the showers
MISSY: Showers! Meaning we have to be naked
MAGGIE: Yeah Missy but Don't worry there is no boys in our changing room that is where thev showers are
MISSY: (phew) That is a relief

FADE TO THE FEMALE CHANGING ROOM

Maggie and Missy are sitting on the bench wearing towels, they have just had there shower

MISSY: Well I can say the shower was very hot
MAGGIE: Yeah it was but now I think we need to put on clothes
MISSY: OK Maggie

FADE TO LATER IN THE FEMALE CHANGING ROOM

Maggie and Missy are now wearing there normal costume

MAGGIE: I think it maybe lunchtime if it is that is good, because I am starving
MISSY: If it isn't you can have half of my Chocolate Bar
MAGGIE: OK Missy Thank you

Missy breaks a piece of her chocolate Bar and gives it to Maggie

MAGGIE: I'll put it in my pocket for after lunch
MISSY: Whatever you want to do with it, it is fine with me because we are best friends

Missy and Maggie hold hands in friendship



FADE TO THE DINING HALL

Maggie Emma and Missy are sitting at a table eating lunch

MAGGIE: Guys, the Ray Tevens Song on my MyPod has gotten me thing
EMMA: About what!
MISSY: Yeah, Tell us what is on your mind
MAGGIE: Well how would you feel if I imitated the song
MISSY: You mean walk around the school without any clothes on
MAGGIE: Yes
EMMA: That would be aginist school policy
MISSY: If Maggie does it then i will still be her friend
MAGGIE: Thanks Missy
MISSY: So are you going to do it
MAGGIE: Ya-Huh After Lunch and During Recess
MISSY: Girl you have really got guts
MAGGIE: Thank you Missy, Too Bad Emma is with the damn School policy
EMMA: I'm only obaying the rules like I should
MAGGIE: (Angry) Fine Emma be at stick in the Mud but i'm still doing it no matter what the hell you say

Maggie leaves the table with Missy

FADE TO BLACK

FADE TO SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTRAY SCHOOL, PLAYGROUND

Maggie and Missy are sitting near a tree about Maggie's Imatation of Ray Stevens The Streak

MISSY: So when are you going to do the thing
MAGGIE: In a minute i'm just trying to find the song on my MyPod

Maggie finds the song

Maggie removes her clothes including her panties and her shoes

MISSY: So start the song
MAGGIE: Ok

Maggie presses play on her MyPod

Maggie runs around the playground complately naked her Priverte area and her Bottom is blurred

She runs passed Gerald

GERALD: Whoa, she has a nice Butt

She bumps into Principal Skinner

SKINNER: (Angry) SIMPSON! MY OFFICE NOW
MAGGIE: But Sir you don't understand why I did it
SKINNER: NOW MAGGIE!

Maggie walks sadly to Principal Skinners office

SKINNER: Oh and weare this

He puts her in a T-Shirt that says Springfield Elementary School Baseball Team

FADE TO PRINCIPAL SKINNER'S OFFICE

Maggie is now wearing hwer own Clothes and she is facing Principal Skinner while sitting on a chair

SKINNER: What in Gods name prosist you Simpson to walk around Naked
MAGGIE: I was listening to a song By Ray Stevenson called The Streak
SKINNER: Damn that Song, I heard that song back in namm

FADE INTO SKINNER'S MEMORY

A young Seymour Skinner is trying to sleep in his tent but he hears music so he gets up and goes to investigate

He sees it is the young soldiers

SKINNER: Hey you, turn off that racket
SOLDIER: Up Yours Skinner

FADE BACK TO THE PRESENT

MAGGIE: So all because of one disobedient Cadet you hate this song
SKINNER: Well that and its not my type of music
MAGGIE: So what is my punishment for streaking
SKINNER: Five Days detention
MAGGIE: OK I deserve that, but please don't tell my perants what I did
SKINNER: I'm Sorry Maggie but as Principal I have to
MAGGIE: Well I guess i'm gonna get my ass grilled

Maggie sings a Cover of Shampoo Trouble with different words

MAGGIE: Uh Oh, I'm in trouble gonna get my ass Grilled,

FADE TO THE SIMPSONS HOUSE, LIVING ROOM

Homer is sitting on the couch and Maggie tiptoes into the living room so he doesn't hear her

HOMER: Hi Maggie
MAGGIE: (Nervous) Hi Daddy
HOMER: I got a very interesting letter in the mail
MAGGIE: Oh Really, What was that
HOMER: It was this one

He holds a letter in his hand and reads it

HOMER: Dear Mr Simpson, You may have already won first prize in our Contest
MAGGIE: I don't see how you could have won as you say contests are a weist of time
HOMER: Yeah your right (Screws up the letter and throws it in the Trash Can)

Then Lisa enters the room

LISA: Hey Maggie, How was Kindergarten
MAGGIE: Very interesting
LISA: Hmm, That is great

Then Marge enters the room holding a letter that says Springfield Elementray School

MARGE: (Angry) Maggie Simpson, your a very naughty girl
HOMER: Why, what the hell did she do this time
MARGE: Read the letter Homer

Homer reads the letter

HOMER: Naked at school in front of everyone
MAGGIE: Yeah but it was because of Ray Stevens
HOMER: Yeah Right Maggie
MAGGIE: I was listening to a song called the streak and I sort of toiok my clothes off and streaked around the school, i'm Sorry Daddy (Cries)

Homer gives Maggie a big Cuddle

HOMER: Its ok Sweetie, I understand
MAGGIE: You do
HOMER: Yeah but tomarrow Morning Ray Stevens is gonna wish he never recorded that damn song

FADE TO BLACK

FADE TO HOMER AND AN ANGRY MOB WALKING AND CHANTING

They stop outside Ned Flanders's House

Ned Flanders comes oyt of his house and greets the Mob

FLANDERS: Well, What can I Didley Do you for
HOMER: Flanders are you aginist nudity and songd about Nudity
FLANDERS: Well Yes because that kind of thing is forbidden by Gods Law
HOMER: Wanna join our Mob
FLANDERS: Okey Dokily

Flanders leaves his house and joins the Mob

They continue

FLANDERS: Where exactly are we going
HOMER: I happen to know that Ray Stevens is at Springfield Hotel
MAGGIE: Daddy, your not gonna hurt Mr Stevens Are you
HOMER: Sweetie of course not we're just gonna kick his ass
MAGGIE: (Gulps) That is what i'm worried about

FADE TO THE SPRINGFIELD HOTEL

inside the Bob are talking to the Hotel Manager

MANGER: I'm Sorry but you can't see guests without permission
HOMER: Damn your rules
MOE: We're here to see Ray Stevens
MANAGER: Oh well that's different, Room 10
MAGGIE: Thank you Sir, you have been most helpful

They go to Room 10

FADE TO ROOM 10

Ray Stevens is on his Cellfone to his recording studio

STEVENS: No i'm not going to produce an album that I have already done
STEVENS: Alright, but I want 20% cormission

He hangs up the phone


They Homer Maggie and the Bob enter the room

STEVENS: Excuse me but who are all of you
HOMER: An Angry Mob
STEVENS: Yes I can see that but why are you here
MAGGIE: I'm here because I really love your Songs Mr Stevens
STEVENS: Thank you little girl
HOMER: (Angry) Mr Stevens, My Daughter listened to your song called the streak and imitated it at school
MAGGIE: Indeed I did
STEVENS: Not my responsibility, that is your responsibility to disapline the child
HOMER: Well we think different
STEVENS: And how can listening to this make a child imitate the song

Ray Stevens puts on the streak

MAGGIE: Strange I didn't do it this time
STEVENS: Perhaps you wouldn't wanna be naked in front of me
MAGGIE: Hmm, Perhaps your right Mr Stevens
HOMER: I'm still not satisfield
MAGGIE: You never are
HOMER: Just you wait till I get you home
MAGGIE: (Sarcastic) Oh I can't wait
STEVENS: Now if your done here i'd like to get on with my work
MAGGIE: Daddy I think we should go now and besides Mr Stevens didn't really do anything wrong
HOMER: Maggie you don't understand he made a song about Nudity
MAGGIE: And your point is

Homer gets down to Maggie's hight Level to explan

HOMER: Maggie my sweet little sugerplum I love you but sometimes you seem to be not listening to me
MAGGIE: Never have, Never will and I think I want to go home now

Maggie leaves the room

STEVENS: You should listen to your daughter
HOMER: Oh Shut up Family Breaker Uper

FADE TO MAGGIE'S BEDROOM

Maggie is in her bedrom talking to Missy on the phone

MAGGIE: I mean why is Daddy so angry about a song about Nudity
MISSY: Yeah Maggie your Daddy has got it all wrong
MAGGIE: Indeed, if I wanna be naked because a song told me to so be it
MISSY: Yeah Maggie its only a song but (Giggles) It sure was funny what you did
MAGGIE: Thanks Missy, at least you think so
MISSY: I've got to go for my bath now i'll see you tomarrow at school
MAGGIE: OK, Bye Missy

Maggie hangs up the phone

Marge enters the room

MAGGIE: Missy had to go for her bath
MARGE: Yes and its time for yours too
MAGGIE: Aw Mommy, can't I skip it tonight
MARGE: No,
MAGGIE: Darn It

FADE TO THE SIMPSONS LIVING ROOM

Homer is sitting on the couch watching Eye on Springfield

KENT: Tonight on Eye on Springfield we talk to Actor Troy Mcclure about his latest Movie
MCCLURE: Yes its a Movie about three space aliens who are always doing it
KENT: Sounds like a big hit

FADE TO HOMER ON THE COUCH

HOMER: Hmm, sounds like a good Movie
LISA: Didn't he just say that Dad
HOMER: Did he Lisa, Did He
LISA: Yes he did
HOMER: I'm quite sure he didn't Lisa
LISA: (Angry) But he did
HOMER: OK, OK, No need to get your Underwear in a bunch

Then Bart enters the room

BART: She always gets something in a bunch no matter what it is
LISA: Oh Shut up Bart
BART: Must be her time of the month
LISA: I'll show you time of the month (Strangles him)

Then Marge enters the room

MARGE: Stop it the pair of you

They stop fighting

LISA: But Mom, he insulted my peried
MARGE: I don't care, now I don't want to see you strangling your brother again
HOMER: I thaught you were giving Maggie a bath
MARGE: I am shes just getting ready for it like getting her Toy Duck

Then Maggie enters the room wearing nothing but a bathrobe
MAGGIE: Come on Mommy lets get it over with
MARGE: Did you remember your Duck

Maggie gets a Yellow Duck out of her pocket

MAGGIE: Yes I have him in my hand
MARGE: OK Lets go, Homer make sure Bart and Lisa apologise to each other
HOMER: Yes Marge

Marge leaves the room with Maggie

LISA: I'm more then willing to apologise because I am a nice person
BART: I'm not apologising to her, i'd rather eat Dog Doo
HOMER: (Angry) Bart Apologise to your Sister
BART: No way Man
HOMER: (Angry) I SAID NOW
BART: OK OK, Lisa i'm sorry I insulted your peried
LISA: Its OK Bart and I'm Sorry for strangling you
BART: No problemo

They both hug

FADE TO MAGGIE'S BEDROOM

Maggie has just had her bath, she is wearing a white towel, her hair is wet

MARGE: Now you put on your PJ's while I mop up the mess in the bathroom
MAGGIE: OK Mommy

Lisa enters the room

MAGGIE: Hey Lisa
LISA: Maggie, your good at revange aren't you
MAGGIE: Yes
LISA: I don't uselly want revange on someone but Bart has gone too far
MAGGIE: What did the Bastard do now
LISA: He got me in trouble for something I didn't do
MAGGIE: Come to my room when i've put on my PJ's then we will talk
LISA: OK Maggie

FADE TO LATER IN MAGGIE'S ROOM

Maggie is now wearing her Pink PJ's

MAGGIE: Lisa you can come in now

Lisa reenters the room

MAGGIE: So reveange, tell me what does he like the most
LISA: He really likes his RadioActive Man Comics
MAGGIE: Thank you Lisa, you have been most helpful, of course I will require payment
LISA: Sure I much do you want
MAGGIE: Five Krusty bars
LISA: Done
MAGGIE: I will expect them in the Morning
LISA: But Maggie the store is closed and-
MAGGIE: (Angry) Lisa, you have to do it or your revenge plan won't go ahead
LISA: (Worried) I'll find a way
MAGGIE: Good, Now i'm going to bed

Maggie turns out her light

FADE TO BLACK


FADE TO THE NEXT MORNING IN THE SIMPSONS KITCHEN

The Simpsons are having breakfast at the table, they are still in Pjamas

MAGGIE: Lisa did you get me you know what
LISA: No not yet
MAGGIE: (Wispering) Well you'd better get it or i'll not do what you want me to do
LISA: After breakfast i'll get dressed and get it for you Maggie
MAGGIE: Ok Lisa
HOMER: What are you getting her
MAGGIE: Just some candy for Recess
HOMER: Oh OK
MARGE: you kids better get ready for school or you'll miss the bus
MAGGIE: Well guess i'll have to get dressd then doesn't it

Maggie leaves the table and makes her way to her bedroom to get dressed


HOMER: Boy that girl sure has an attitude problem

FADE TO SPRINGFIEILD ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, KINDERGARTEN CLASS

Maggie is sitting on the floor now wearing her normal clothes

MISSY: Are you going to do the naked run again Maggie
MAGGIE: No, and I am deeply sorry for doing that
MISSY: Suit yourself Maggie
MAGGIE: And the worse part of it is I have to stand up in the auditorium and make a public apology
JENKINS: Yes but it is only fair Maggie as your streak might have affened some people
MAGGIE: Only religious people
JENKINS: Yes so now you hav to do it when Principal Skinner asks for you, now today i'm going to teach you how to print using potatoes
MAGGIE: Miss Jenkins, I have never eaten a potato in my life so i'm hardly going to print with one

All the kids laugh at her

JENKINS: Maggie don't be silly, all you are doing is using the potato as a sponge
MAGGIE: Oh like Spongbob
JENKINS: Yes kind of

Then Principal Skinner comes over the intercom

SKINNER OVER INTERCOM: Would Maggie Simpson please make her way to the butthead Auditurum

Maggie gets up from the floor and makes her way to the Auditurum

FADE TO THE CORRIDOR

As Maggie makes her way to thev auditurium The Theme from Cops is heard in the background

She arrives at the Auditurum

Maggie puts both hands together and prays to God

MAGGIE: God, i'm not uselly a prying girl but I need youir help now

She opens the door and goes in

In the auditurum Principal Skinner greets her

SKINNER: Ah Maggie, Welcome, please take a seat on the stage

Maggie sits on a red chair

MAGGIE: So what do you want me to do
SKINNER: Well the whole school would like an apology for what happened yesterday
MAGGIE: I don't know what happened, all I did was put on Ray Stevens and the Streak and all of a sudden I was naked and was running round the yard as naked as the day I was born
SKINNER: Well we will wait for the asembly to start then you can do it
MAGGIE: OK But before it starts can I go to the bathroom
SKINNER: Of Course

Maggie gets off the stage and makes her way to the bathroom

FADE TO THEV GIRLS BATHROOM

Maggie is looking at herself in the mirror

MAGGIE: I've done some stupid things in my time but why did I have to imatate that song, oh I am deep dogdoo

Then Maggie's concence comes into play

GOOD MAGGIE: Tell the truth and all we be forgiven
BAD MAGGIE: Lie your way out of it like you always do

Maggie gives it some thaught and then comes to a concludion

MAGGIE: I'm going to lie my way out of trouble
GOOD MAGGIE: Maggie that is awaful
MAGGIE: Oh Shut up

FADE BACK TO THE BUTTHEAD AUDITURUM



Maggie is back sitting on the chair on the stage Principal Skinner is talking to the school

SKINNER: And now because of yesterdays events involving Maggie Simpson, Yet again she has agreed to apologise for what she did

Maggie comes to the Podium Principal Skinner lowers the Microphone

MAGGIE: I know you all saw me naked yesterday
GERALD: Got that right
MAGGIE: So if I afffended anyone I am sorry, Thank you

Maggie goes back to her seat

SKINNER: Thank you Maggie and we all accept your apology

FADE TO THE SEATS

Maggie is sitting between Emma Kensington and Missy Dalton

MISSY: Why didn't you lie
MAGGIE: Because in the end I decided it is better to tell the truth then to tell a lie
MISSY: Well as long as your happy
EMMA: She is Missy
MAGGIE: I am indeed

FADE TO LATER THAT EVINING AT THE SIMPSONS HOUSe IN BART'S BEDROOM

Maggie is in Bart's bedroom looking for his comics as he has just gone to see Milhouse

MAGGIE: (Frustrated) Oh where the hell would he keep them

Maggie sees them in a paper rack

MAGGIE: Now that's using the old Cocanut

Maggie finds all his comics and takes them from the room

FADE TO THE GARDEN

Maggie has started a fire and she is buring all Bart's Comics

MAGGIE: Now this is revenge (Laughs)

Then Bart comes home and sees her burning something

BART: Maggie what the hell are you doing
MAGGIE: Playing firegirl
BART: Nice try Maggie – SWEET DOGDOO ON A STICK- MY COMICS

Bart gets the hose and puts out the fire but he is too late the comics have been burnt

Bart walks over to Maggie

MAGGIE: Whoa Big Brother
BART: Whoa nothing, you are in so much trouble that haven't figured out what to do you yet
MAGGIE: (Smart) When you figure it out i'll be in my room
BART: Your going nowhere little Sister, until you tell me why you burnt my comics
MAGGIE: Call it payback for what you did to Lisa's Centerpiece all those years ago
BART: How the hell did you know about that, you were like one year old
MAGGIE: Lisa told me, we tell each other everything
BART: Well why did you burn my comics
MAGGIE: I'll never tell
BART: Oh Really

Bart looks on the floor and sees a feather he picks it up and turns back to Maggie

MAGGIE: No not that anything but that

BART: Tell me or its tickle time
MAGGIE: No

Bart takes off Maggie's left shoe and tickles the sole of her foot with the feather

Maggie laughs

MAGGIE: OK-OK-OK I';ll tell you,, Lisa Paid me to get revenge on you
BART: Thank you Maggie you have been the most helpful

FADE TO THE SIMPSONS KITCHEN

Lisa is sitting at the table eating a sandwich when Bart enters the room and pushes her aginist the wall

BART: (Angry) You backstabbing witch
LISA: What are you talking about
BART: Oh don't play inicent with me I know you went to Maggie for revenge
LISA: What are you banging on about
BART: You know she burned my comics because you told her too
LISA: Well I may have done but that's only because you insulted my period
BART: Yeah but after I apologised then we hugged
LISA: I'm sorry Bart I must have forgotten
BART: No, Maggie is the one who will be sorry
LISA: Don't you dare hurt her
BART: I wasn't going to I was going to make her wash my dirty clothes for a month
LISA: You can't make a five year old girl do that
BART: I can and will
Bart opens the fridge and takes out a carton of milk and drinks out of the Carton then he puts it back in the fridge

FADE TO LAWNDRY ROOM

Maggie is folding Bart's underwear

MAGGIE: (Angry) How dare he make me do his laundry, i'll get him back for this

Lisa enters the room

LISA: Maggie you don't have to do what he says
MAGGIE: Lisa I do because I distroyed his comics just like you asked
LISA: Maggie i've confenced to Bart
MAGGIE: Yeah it was you, it was all you and I never got my payment did I
LISA: Maggie here (Takes a Five Dollor Bill out of her Pocket) You can use this to get what you want

Maggie takes it and puts it in her pocket

MAGGIE: Thank you Lisa, our transaction is completed

Lisa leaves the room

Maggie continues with the folding of Bart's Underwear

FADE TO BART'S BEDROOM

Bart is sitting on his bed reading a new version of Radioactive Man

Maggie enters the room carrying his laundry

BART: Don't you ever knock
MAGGIE: I'm Sorry Bart

Maggie exits the room and knocks on the door

BART: Come in

Maggie renters the room

MAGGIE: Here is your Laundry
BART: Thank you Maggie, your a good sister
MAGGIE: I'm only doing it because I burnt your damn comics
BART: Yeah I know
MAGGIE: (Nice) Would an haertfelt Apology get me off the hook (Flashes her eyes at him)
BART: Not in this lifetime, you will continue to be my slave until you have paid me for the comics
MAGGIE: How much do I owe you

Bart gets out a calculator and adds up the debt

BART: OK,, You owe me $100000
MAGGIE: I'll have to get a job to pay you, but who wants to hire a five year old
BART: Nobody so looks like you will be here till you win the lottery
MAGGIE: But i'm not old enough to gamble
BART: I know, so your mine forever
MAGGIE TO HERSELF: Looks like i'll be his slave until i'm 18
BART: Maggie, fetch me a sandwich
MAGGIE: Do you want anything special on it
BART: Yeah just choose something good
MAGGIE: OK

FADE TO THE SIMPSONS KITCHEN

Maggie is standing on a stool making Bart a sandwich

MAGGIE: I'll Teach him to order me about (Spits on his Sandwich)

She puts on the top of the sandwich then she gets a knife and attempts to cut the sandwich but ends up cutting her own hand

MAGGIE: OW!

Blood squrts everywhere

FADE TO BLACK

FADE INTO BART'S BEDROOM

Maggie is presenting the sandwich to Bart

Maggie has a bandage on her left hand

BART: What's the red stuff
MAGGIE: (Lying) Ketchup! Tomato Ketchup
BART: OK!

Bart takes a byte of the sandwich it makes him sick

BART: I got to puke

Bart runs to the bathroom

MAGGIE: Now to become a tattletale

FADE TO THE SIMPSONS LIVING ROOM

Maggie is sitting next to Homer telling him what Bart is making her do

MAGGIE: Then he made me wash his underwear and as a five year old girl I should not be seeing that
HOMER: Like you could do us that favour when you forgot to wear PJ's
MAGGIE: It was hot so I slept in my panties, and besides Bart is making me his slave
HOMER: Slave, well we'll just see about that
FADE TO BART'S BEDROOM

Homer and Maggie are outside his room

HOMER: Bart, are you making your sister do slave work
BART: Yes but only because she asked for it
MAGGIE: No I didn't ask for anything like that
HOMER: Bart I want you to put an end to it right now
BART: Can't do that as she owes me for comics she distroyed
HOMER: (ANGRY) I SAID NOW
BART: OK, No need to go ape
MAGGIE: Thank you Daddy
HOMER: No problem my little sugarplum (kisses her on the (Forehead)

FADE TO LISA'S BEDROOM

Lisa is doing her homework when Maggie enters the room

MAGGIE: (Excited) YAY! Daddy got Bart to stop him making me his slave, oh i'm so happy
LISA: Maggie i'm really happy for you but right now I need to concerntrate on my homework
MAGGIE: OK I'll just play in my room all by myself then

Maggie leaves the room

FADE TO MAGGIE'S BEDROOM

Maggie is playing with a soft ball and she is throwing it at the wall

MAGGIE: That sister of mine, its always homework, Homework Damn Homework, I mean what is this God Damn Homework Land

Then Ray Stevens is at her window

Maggie goes over to her window and opens it

STEVENS: Maggie, the Hotel kicked me out and I have no place to stay so could I stay the night with you
MAGGIE: (Angry) No, Your the whole damn reason why I had to say sorry in front of the whole damn school for being naked what your song made me do
STEVENS: Yes that's why I need a place to stay
MAGGIE: You can sleep on the park bench for all I care but your not sleeping here so help me god
STEVENS: Please, i'll give you a free CD
MAGGIE: No, now scram before I get my Daddy

She closes the window and goes back to playing with her ball

FADE TO LATER IN MAGGIE'S BEDROOM

Maggie is now wearing her PJ's and she is in bed asleep then Ray Stevens returns and opens the window from the outside amd Climbs in he falls over Maggie's Trashcan and this wakes her up so she turns on her bedside lamp and sees Ray Stevens with his left foot in her Trashcan

MAGGIE: (Angry) What the hell are you doing back, I thought I told you to go
STEVENS: I Did go but I think i'm better off here

Maggie has a sudden change of heart

MAGGIE: If I do let you stay in my room I don't want any nonsense you got that
STEVENS: Maggie I promise i'll be on my best behavior

Maggie gives him her spare Blanket and Pillow

Maggie turns out the light

FADE TO NEXT MORNING

Its Morning and Maggie wakes up in her bed

MAGGIE: Good Morning Mr Stevens

She notices he has gone

MAGGIE: Mr Stevens! Now where the hell did he go

She gets out of bed and finds a note on her bedside table

Maggie picks up the note in her right hand and reads it

MAGGIE: (Angry) Well I think its very rude of him to leave without saying goodbye

Then Lisa enters the room

LISA: Maggie get dressed
MAGGIE: What for, Ray Stevens has left me so there's no point
LISA: Come on, i'll take you to Krusty Burger as its Saturday, My Treat
MAGGIE: OK Lisa, I guess food will have to do

FADE TO KRUSTY BURGER

Maggie is now wearing her normal clothes

Lisa and Maggie sar sitting near a window, Maggie is gazing out of the window wondering where Ray Stevens went

MAGGIE: I just wish I knew where he went, if I knew i'll be happy
LISA: Eat your Burger and Fries then we will find out where he went

Then Krusty walks over to them

KRUSTY: Are you two talking about the guy with the Beard
MAGGIE: Yeah, do you know where he went
KRUSTY: He was on my Show yesterday then he left
MAGGIE: So you don't know where he went
KRUSTY: Now I didn't say that, hang on a minute I saw him heading to your house
MAGGIE: Yeah he stayed the night in my room but then when I woke up this morning he was gone (Cries)
KRUSTY: There kid don't cry, we'll find your friend
MAGGIE: Thank you Krusty
KRUSTY: You say he left your house
MAGGIE: Yeah, I woke up about eight so he must have left at an earlier time

Then Ned Flanders Comes up to them

FLANDERS: I saw that guy leaving your house around 6am as I went for my Morning Paper
MAGGIE: So where did he go
FLANDERS: He was heading towards the railway station
MAGGIE: Great, Lets roll

FADE TO THE SPRINGFIELD RAILWAY STATION

Maggie is asking the porter if he has seen a man with a beard

PORTER: Sure, he got on the train to New York
MAGGIE: So that's it, he has left me forever and i'll never see him again and I have to live with that
LISA: Maggie welcome to life
THE END

FADE TO CREDITS

[Dobbie]

That has to be the shortest swimming class I've ever seen.

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

Don't do this at home kids, Maggie's a professional.

[Mr Black]

ray stephens, you bastard!

[Simpsonfan]

Mr Black cerrect me if i'm wrong but isn't Ray Stevens still alive or did he die recently

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

Ray Stephen's alive and well.

[Simpsonfan]

then i don't see the problem what Mr Black has

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

He's cursing him.

[Simpsonfan]

next episode is currently being written and the first part will be on here soon

[Mr Black]

then i don't see the problem what Mr Black has

his song got maggie in trouble.

[Simpsonfan]

yes it did because she imiitated what happened in the song and any child would have done the same

[Prune Tracy]

yes it did because she imiitated what happened in the song and any child would have done the same

That explains all these naked little bastards running down my street.

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

Simpsonfan...you seem to know a lot about children. Any explanation?

[Jesse Pinkman]

he's a child at heart?

[Mr Black]

i'm slightly worried about his obsession with nude kids

[Simpsonfan]

yes during my life i have spent a lot of time with kids and most of it i have learnt from watching other shows

[Simpsonfan]

there is no obsession, its part of the story but the next episode has no nudity in it at all

[Dobbie]

Good news. Such vile and controversial subject matter should not be allowed!
@Handsome B. Wonderful

[The_Doctor]

LISA: But Mom, he insulted my peried

Classic line.

[Jesse Pinkman]

everytime i see this thread title i think it says "the steak" and i get hungry

[Simpsonfan]

Jesse you have given me an idea for another episode

[Jesse Pinkman]

sorry guys

[Simpsonfan]

Jesse no need to apologise that is good

[Jesse Pinkman]

sorry guys

[Simpsonfan]

for what

[Jesse Pinkman]

you'll see

[Simpsonfan]

please tell me because i'm dying to know

[Jesse Pinkman]

i was sarcastically saying 'sorry guys' because i apparently gave you a new idea.

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

c'mon guys

[Jesse Pinkman]

sorry guys