The Simpsons Hurt and Heal Tournament: Season 14

[Financial Panther]

Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade [9]
The Great Louse Detective [10]
Special Edna [15]
The Dad Who Knew Too Little [15] +1
I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can [15] -2
A Star Is Born-Again [6]
Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington [11]
C.E.D'oh [13]
'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky [14]
Dude, Where's My Ranch? [1]
Brake My Wife, Please [11]
Moe Baby Blues [14]

[The Spruce Moose]

ugh, how is I'm Spelling as Fast As I Can so high?

[Financial Panther]

ugh, how is I'm Spelling as Fast As I Can so high?

The main reason I don't care for it is because it brings back painful memories of how close I came to the National Spelling Bee. Granted, that's not a very good excuse for disliking an episode, but the episodes remaining are all at least adequate, so it's tough to decide.

[Comicshow MolemanBob]

ugh, how is I'm Spelling as Fast As I Can so high?

Because it's great...


Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade [9]
The Great Louse Detective [10]
Special Edna [15]
The Dad Who Knew Too Little [15]
I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can [16] +1
A Star Is Born-Again [4] -2
Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington [11]
C.E.D'oh [13]
'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky [14]
Dude, Where's My Ranch? [1]
Brake My Wife, Please [11]
Moe Baby Blues [14]

[cloneasaurus]

Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade [9]
The Great Louse Detective [10]
Special Edna [15]
The Dad Who Knew Too Little [15]
I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can [16]
A Star Is Born-Again [5] +1
Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington [11]
C.E.D'oh [13]
'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky [14]
Dude, Where's My Ranch? [-1] -2
Brake My Wife, Please [11]
Moe Baby Blues [14]

[Spielbergo]

Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade [9]
The Great Louse Detective [10]
Special Edna [15]
The Dad Who Knew Too Little [15]
I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can [16]
A Star Is Born-Again [5]
Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington [12] +1
C.E.D'oh [13]
'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky [14]
Brake My Wife, Please [9] -2
Moe Baby Blues [14]

[Nauru-1]

RIP Three Gays

Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade [9]
The Great Louse Detective [10]
Special Edna [15]
The Dad Who Knew Too Little [15]
I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can [17] +1
A Star Is Born-Again [5]
Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington [10] -2
C.E.D'oh [13]
'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky [14]
Brake My Wife, Please [9]
Moe Baby Blues [14]

[Lionheart]

Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade [9]
The Great Louse Detective [10]
Special Edna [15]
The Dad Who Knew Too Little [15]
I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can [17]
A Star Is Born-Again [5]
Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington [8] -2
C.E.D'oh [13]
'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky [15] +1
Brake My Wife, Please [9]
Moe Baby Blues [14]

[Bella Drape 'er]

Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade [9]
The Great Louse Detective [10]
Special Edna [15]
The Dad Who Knew Too Little [16] +1
I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can [17]
A Star Is Born-Again [5]
Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington [8]
C.E.D'oh [13]
'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky [15]
Brake My Wife, Please [9]
Moe Baby Blues [12] -2

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

The main reason I don't care for it is because it brings back painful memories of how close I came to the National Spelling Bee. Granted, that's not a very good excuse for disliking an episode, but the episodes remaining are all at least adequate, so it's tough to decide.

Do you hate the ending to Lisa the Iconaclast because you spilled the beans on your town hero and got booted out of your town?

[The Angry Animated Comedy Nerd]

Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade [9]
The Great Louse Detective [10]
Special Edna [13] -2
The Dad Who Knew Too Little [16] +1
I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can [17]
A Star Is Born-Again [5]
Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington [8]
C.E.D'oh [13]
'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky [15]
Brake My Wife, Please [9]
Moe Baby Blues [13] +1

[Léo Pard]

Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade [9]
The Great Louse Detective [11] +1
Special Edna [13]
The Dad Who Knew Too Little [16]
I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can [17]
A Star Is Born-Again [3] -2
Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington [8]
C.E.D'oh [13]
'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky [15]
Brake My Wife, Please [9]
Moe Baby Blues [13]

[Financial Panther]

Do you hate the ending to Lisa the Iconaclast because you spilled the beans on your town hero and got booted out of your town?

Uh...no. I was just saying that it's often hard to enjoy an episode when watching it brings back painful reminders. The episode itself is fine; if spelling had not been such a large part of my life, then I would enjoy it much more. It seems to actually be a pretty solid episode, but I've never been able to overcome the memories of my past when watching it to get as much out of it as I could.

I hate the ending to Lisa the Iconoclast simply because I disagree with Lisa's choices. Simple as that. I really don't want to get into another debate about that right now.

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade [9]
The Great Louse Detective [11]
Special Edna [13]
The Dad Who Knew Too Little [16]
I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can [17]
A Star Is Born-Again [1] -2
Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington [8]
C.E.D'oh [13]
'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky [15]
Brake My Wife, Please [10] +1
Moe Baby Blues [13]

[zach]

Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade [9]
The Great Louse Detective [11]
Special Edna [13]
The Dad Who Knew Too Little [16]
I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can [17]
A Star Is Born-Again [1]
Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington [9] +1
C.E.D'oh [13]
'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky [15]
Brake My Wife, Please [10]
Moe Baby Blues [11] -2

[Prune Tracy]

Exactly 24 hours. Oh, but I'm good.

Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade [10] +1
The Great Louse Detective [9] -2
Special Edna [13]
The Dad Who Knew Too Little [16]
I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can [17]
A Star Is Born-Again [1]
Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington [9]
C.E.D'oh [13]
'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky [15]
Brake My Wife, Please [10]
Moe Baby Blues [11]

[Safety Inspector]

Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade [10]
The Great Louse Detective [10] +1
Special Edna [13]
The Dad Who Knew Too Little [16]
I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can [17]
A Star Is Born-Again [1]
Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington [9]
C.E.D'oh [13]
'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky [15]
Brake My Wife, Please [8] -2
Moe Baby Blues [11]

[Alex_Of_Darkness]

Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade [10]
The Great Louse Detective [10]
Special Edna [13]
The Dad Who Knew Too Little [16]
I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can [17]
A Star Is Born-Again [1]
Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington [9]
C.E.D'oh [14] +1
'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky [15]
Brake My Wife, Please [6] -2
Moe Baby Blues [11]

[leprechaun_dan]

Just what I wanted for my birthday... to eliminate

Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade [10]
The Great Louse Detective [10]
Special Edna [13]
The Dad Who Knew Too Little [16]
I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can [18] +1
A Star Is Born-Again [-1] -2
Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington [9]
C.E.D'oh [14]
'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky [15]
Brake My Wife, Please [6]
Moe Baby Blues [11]

Final List

22) Helter Shelter
21) Barting Over
20) The Bart of War
19) Pray Anything
18) Strong Arms of the Ma
17) How I Spent My Strummer Vacation
16) Treehouse of Horror XIII
15) Large Marge
14) Old Yeller Belly
13) Three Gays of the Condo
12) Dude, Where's My Ranch?
11) A Star is Born-Again

[Blobulle]

Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade [10]
The Great Louse Detective [10]
Special Edna [13]
The Dad Who Knew Too Little [16]
I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can [18]
Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington [7] -2
C.E.D'oh [14]
'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky [15]
Brake My Wife, Please [6]
Moe Baby Blues [12] +1

[The Spruce Moose]

Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade [10]
The Great Louse Detective [10]
Special Edna [13]
The Dad Who Knew Too Little [16]
I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can [16] -2
Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington [8] +1
C.E.D'oh [14]
'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky [15]
Brake My Wife, Please [6]
Moe Baby Blues [12]

[Zombies Rise from the Sea]

Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade [10]
The Great Louse Detective [10]
Special Edna [13]
The Dad Who Knew Too Little [16]
I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can [16]
Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington [9] +1
C.E.D'oh [14]
'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky [15]
Brake My Wife, Please [4] -2
Moe Baby Blues [12]

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

I'm surprised Bart vs. Lisa is still doing so well. Always seemed very forgettable to me. I find Brake My Wife hilarious, but I never thought it would make the Top 4 or anything, happy it made the upper half of the season, if only barely.

[Bartesque]

Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade [10]
The Great Louse Detective [8] -2
Special Edna [14] +1
The Dad Who Knew Too Little [16]
I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can [16]
Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington [9]
C.E.D'oh [14]
'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky [15]
Brake My Wife, Please [4]
Moe Baby Blues [12]

[Brad Lascelle]

Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade [10]
The Great Louse Detective [8]
Special Edna [14]
The Dad Who Knew Too Little [14] -2
I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can [16]
Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington [9]
C.E.D'oh [14]
'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky [16] +1
Brake My Wife, Please [4]
Moe Baby Blues [12]

[ANdre1001]

Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade [11] +1
The Great Louse Detective [8]
Special Edna [14]
The Dad Who Knew Too Little [14]
I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can [16]
Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington [9]
C.E.D'oh [14]
'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky [16]
Brake My Wife, Please [4]
Moe Baby Blues [10] -2

[Financial Panther]

Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade [11]
The Great Louse Detective [8]
Special Edna [14]
The Dad Who Knew Too Little [15] +1
I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can [14] -2
Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington [9]
C.E.D'oh [14]
'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky [16]
Brake My Wife, Please [4]
Moe Baby Blues [10]

[King-Size Homer]

Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade [11]
The Great Louse Detective [9] + 1
Special Edna [14]
The Dad Who Knew Too Little [15]
I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can [14]
Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington [9]
C.E.D'oh [14]
'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky [16]
Brake My Wife, Please [2] - 2
Moe Baby Blues [10]

[Lionel Hutz]

Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade [11]
The Great Louse Detective [9]
Special Edna [14]
The Dad Who Knew Too Little [16] +1
I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can [14]
Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington [9]
C.E.D'oh [14]
'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky [16]
Brake My Wife, Please [0] -2
Moe Baby Blues [10]

[Spielbergo]

Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade [11]
The Great Louse Detective [7] -2
Special Edna [14]
The Dad Who Knew Too Little [16]
I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can [14]
Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington [10] +1
C.E.D'oh [14]
'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky [16]
Moe Baby Blues [10]