Funniest Morning Show DJ jokes.

[The Governor]

The "Le Show" thread gave this idea....for anyone up in the morning and listens to those wacky DJ's what's the funniest thing you've heard them say/do? Here's some I remember when I used to listen to Minneapolis radio:

--One show I turned to had a guy singing an acoustic tribute to the Gal Bladder.

--Two DJ's were referring to the Taliban as the "Taliban Gang" like they were from the hood and the third DJ said: "Yeah, I know those guys. Their leader has his turban turned sideways."

--Another station back in the 90's had gone to Lou Diamond Philips's hotel room and offered him front row tickets to Mellisa Ethridge. It's funny because a few months earlier, his wife left him for Mellisa Ethridge.

--Before 9/11 level security, around 1998, a DJ took a tuba to the Minneapolis airport and "played" it in the concourse and yelled "Ricolah!" and people were actually yelling "Ricolah!" back in the background.

Any more you guys recall?

[Mozy]

Mancow's Madhouse in the Morning with Mancow Muller is some pretty good stuff! I love the "Mancow Phone Scams" that he usually does at the end of the show. There was this one where he pranked a taxidermist, asking how much it'd be to get an animal that was about 6'2 and about 280 lbs stuffed, in a really creepy voice.

[The Thompsons]

Around Christmas time a few years back the DJ told all of the kids to tune in for a special Christmas announcement only to be told that Santa Claus wasn't real. Quite cruel actually.

[The Governor]

LOL, amazing...

KDWB's morning show's assistant DJ Steve-O did a rap segment called: "Steve-o teaches yo kids the meaning of the word NO!"

When Justin Bieber came to town, they did a fake contest where if you were the 'right' caller you'd get the tickets and it went like this:

13yr Girl: Did I win the tickets!!!???

Steve O: You really want to go!?

13yr old: Yeah! (giddy scream)

Steve O: Do you really want the tickets!?

13yr old: Oh, gawwwd, yes!

Steve O: Well....NO! Too bad! You can't have the tickets! You need to learn disappointment at an early age! No, hang up on her! Next caller!

[Mozy]

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WHAT?!? THAT IS AMAZING!

Have any of you heard of this one?

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

Many LOL's were had in this thread.

THUMBS UP FOR ALL.

[The Governor]

The radio station actually did record one for youtube:



EDIT: My internet is too slow to actually watch this...sad but true. It several minutes just to post the link.

[Mozy]

Haha, that's pretty funny, Rango!