Lead paint;delious but deadly
and "p" is for the presidents neck is missing
The "lead paint"mention came on the other day and I couldn't stop laughing
R.I.P Phil Hartman.

Lead paint;delious but deadly
and "p" is for the presidents neck is missing
The "lead paint"mention came on the other day and I couldn't stop laughing
R.I.P Phil Hartman.
Mommy, What's Wrong With That Man's Face?
troy as jebediah springfield. no doubt about that.
1. The Springfield Files
2. Lisa's Date with Density
3. Wild Barts Can't Be Broken
4. The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson
5. Last Exit to Springfield
6. Marge vs. the Monorail
7. Homie the Clown




"Alice's Adventures Through The Windshield Glass"




Get Confident, Stupid!
The original Favorite and least favorite by season
Shorts: 1: The Pacifier Watching TV 2: World War III Maggie's Brain 3: Bathtime Scary Movie
Episodes: 1: Krusty Gets Busted The Telltale Head 2: Bart Gets an F The War of the Simpsons 3: Homer at the Bat Separate Vocations 4: Brother From the Same Planet Krusty Gets Kancelled 5: Cape Feare $pringfield 6: Homer Badman Lisa on Ice 7: King-Size Homer Lisa the Iconoclast 8: Simpsoncalifragilisticexpialad'ohcious The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase 9: Girly Edition The Trouble with Trillions 10: Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" 11: Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder 12: HOMЯ Tennis the Menace 13: Tales from the Public Domain She of Little Faith 14: The Dad Who Knew Too Little Helter Shelter 15: The Ziff Who Came to Dinner Bart-Mangled Banner 16: Don't Fear the Roofer She Used to Be My Girl 17: My Fair Laddy The Italian Bob 18: The Haw-Hawed Couple You Kent Always Say What You Want 19: Funeral for a Fiend All About Lisa 20: Gone Maggie Gone Four Great Women and a Manicure 21: The Bob Next Door The Color Yellow 22: Homer Scissorhands How Munched is That Birdie in the Window? 23: The Falcon and the D'ohman A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again 24: Hardly Kirk-ing What Animated Women Want
The Muppets Go Medievel
2-3=negative fun!
Season 24: Moonshine River: C | Treehouse of Horror XXIII: B- | Adventures in Baby-Getting: B+ | Gone Abie Gone: C+ | Penny-Wiseguys: D+ | A Tree Grows in Springfield: C- | The Day the Earth Stood Cool: B+ | To Cur With Love: B+ | Homer Goes to Prep School: C | A Test Before Trying: B- | The Changing of the Guardian: C+ | Love is a Many-Splintered Thing: C | Hardly Kirk-ing: B- | Gorgeous Grampa: B+ | Black-Eyed, Please: B- | Dark Knight Court: B- | What Animated Women Want: C | Pulpit Friction: B- | Whiskey Business: C | The Fabulous Faker Boy: C | The Saga of Carl: B- | Dangers on a Train: B+
My Season Rankings: 4, 7, 5, 6, 8, 3, 2, 9, 1, 15, 14, 16, 10, 13, 21, 20, 17, 19, 23, 22, 12, 18, 11
Earwigs Ewww and Planet of the Apes Musical




Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die
Could totally be a real title!
"I shouldn't have eaten that packet of powdered gravy I found in the parking lot..."
Hitler Doesn't Live Here Anymore.
and
Dial M for Murderousness.
The Erotic Adventures of Hercules
'Hercules, the Cyclops tore off my dress!'
*Troy laughs in a very superficial manner*
Me and You - Partners in Freedom.
'Is he crazy?'
'Nah just ignorant'
'Just ask this scientician'
'Uh'
Great thread topic!!
I may remember him from such films as:
"Give my Remains to Broadway" (I love the title, and Selma's delivery just knocks it outta the park)
"They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall"
a second vote for "Dial 'M' for Murderousness"
"Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out"
"The Wackiest Covered Wagon in the West"
Locker Room Towel Fight: the Blinding of Larry Driscoll
"You know, I was one of the first to speak out against horseplay."
Originally Posted by David Mirkin, 1995
always Stop The Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!
by: Lionheart
We're currently producing a documentary as part of an assignment in my media course and a few of us were talking about presenting techniques the other day. Eventually a friend of mine said "Fuck it, we should just do it like Troy McClure from The Simpsons" to which I then belted out in my best Troy voice "You may remember me from such films as The Erotic adventurs of Hercules!"![]()
Just be thankful








i would've been the one making the reference to troy, with people telling me to either shut up or nobody commenting![]()




You and me-Partners in freedom.
"Just ask this scientician!"
"Uh..."
And the picture of the foodweb.
Last summer I revisited the tightly-packed, but hearty streets of Taipei. I'm a foreigner in Taipei and I was hesitant to go, but it's full of uniqueness upon arrival. Every street corner, shop-filled of savory summer treats. The urban zone; some parts tattered but still colorful. We hiked the rolling mountains and hills, experiencing the humid, tropical air of Asia-- stretches of tiny shrines are seen across the terracing hills. Waves after waves of hikers rested on wooden benches and portable tables, sat and enjoyed socializing with dry pumpkin seeds and small cups of herbal tea. It was so different, but yet the people are so full of connections to my home in Canada and Denmark.
This is my admiration-- Enjoy new horizons. Explore.
I've always wondered how Try and Lionel Hutz would be today as characters in the modern Simpsons world.
I can see Hutz being like Gill (unfortunetely) but I'm not sure about Troy...
Originally Posted by irvine_11
Andre the giant, we hardly knew ye
"P" is for psycho
Leper in the backfield
Out with gout '88












Phil Hartman did an interview back in 1996 when Jingle all the Way was filming in Minneapolis and he did aTroy McClure lines that weren't on the show and one that was:
"Hi, I Troy McClure, and you might remember me from such films as Sorry! Wrong Closet! and Hitler Doesn't Live here Anymore!
Well, ya'know if you stay positive and forget about trivial things like "proper characterization," "Satire," and "emotional depth" watching new Simpsons episodes can be a seemingly enjoyable lie.
by: Dark Homer , Lionheart ,
lolcats
The last episode that had Lionel Hutz in it (speaking role) was Realty Bites. I wonder if they planned to keep him as a realtor? I assume he would just go back to being a lawyer again, because in the commentaries, the writers always talk about how they would use Phil Hartman as often as possible.
I also would like to know more about names of Troy McClure movies that the writers came up with but never got a chance to use.
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