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    The Lost Simpsons Season Overrated Revivalmania!

    WHAMMY01: "Rude Dog, the pain, Dear"
    SLH begins to take random dumps when startled, gets yelled at and is startled again. Cycle repeats itself; Marge finds the lilac candle scent of her new soap "emancipatingly anti-Homer."

    WHAMMY02: "Whose siding are you on, Anyway?"
    Bart and Lisa have a 'siding war' when bits of the house start falling off due to mold buildup; Homer keeps wiping his nose with someone else's hanky, get's punched.

    WHAMMY03: "Play it again Ma'am!"
    Marge becomes a singing waitress at the Deaf Grill, no one notices; Springfield hosts the 123rd annual Bee festival, Sting guest stars.

    WHAMMY04: "The Wind in the Pillows"
    Marge develops an awful snoring habit, Homer retaliates with an awful flatulence habit; Bart and Lisa sleep with windows open, earplugs; Maggie misplaces her glock 9.

    WHAMMY05: "Tubb Step"
    Bart gets sent to fat camp, looks skinny in comparison. Lisa says "looks aren't everything", is sent to fat camp, too; Marge is unhappy with the term fat camp because "it's not really a camp."

    WHAMMY06: "It's a Call World After All"
    Marge finally gets a smart phone that ends up taking advantage of her; Lisa steals the trademark, copywright and patent for Angry Birds and tries to set them free.

    WHAMMY07: "Bart's Pad"
    Bart can't decide between a My-Pad, iPad, or the Chinese ripoff Pad, is kidnapped and forced to work in a factory that makes all three; Marge's hair spray company goes out of business causing a battle with her and inertia.

    WHAMMY08: "Strike Bowling Strike"
    All 3 employees at the Bowlerama go on Strike, Homer tries to figure the irony; Marge and Bart take over the shoe rental desk, develop shoe fetish, Lisa keeps dropping balls on her feet.

    WHAMMY09: "Whose Line Is **it Anway?"
    Bart and Lisa want to draw a comic about a Killer Carrot, but can't draw; The Comic Book Guy develops a man crush on Jonathan Frankes and their restraining order.

    WHAMMY10: "Lord, Bless this Chess"
    Lisa gets too involved with becoming a chess champion, sees everyone as "pawns", goes insane; Homer accidently breaks Vishnu at the Kwik E Mart, Apu calls Karma Police.

    WHAMMY11: "Bart's and Dolls"
    Bart approves a toy doll which is his likeness that's he injures himself playing with, Lisa can't stop laughing; Homer suddenly starts growing hair on his palms.

    WHAMMY12: "Cane and Abe Will"
    Abe gets a snazzy new cane that gets stolen, becomes nursing home badass, tracks it down under his bed; Willie teaches Homer how to use a hoe, Homer is upset he meant a garden tool.

    WHAMMY13: "TSA-Holes"
    Marge is upset she's given the full body patdown at the airport, files grievance with Lisa's badgering; Homer is mistaken for a 300 pound bomb, cleared, told "he should be ashamed of himself!".

    WHAMMY14: "Isle of Exile-ent"
    The Simpsons home becomes a multinational asylum thanks to Homer helping Mr. Burns's criminal friends. Marge is almost sold to Russian mafia for vodka; Bart and Milhouse make a youtube video about making a youtube video which gets 4.5 views.

    WHAMMY15: "Four-Score and Seven Books Ago"
    A Civil War reenactment with Homer goes horribly wrong when a trigger happy gang members from a visiting school think Homer's flashing gang signs; Marge thinks Lisa joining the "Reading Rainbow" is a sign she's a future lesbian.

    WHAMMY16: "Take this Job and..."
    Homer randomly fills out applications and is hired as a broccoli taste tester, wants melted cheese for dipping; Bart and Lisa try to find as many unique uses for a pancake till it gets weird.

    WHAMMY17: "It's App Time"
    Bart downloads so many apps the house winds up in foreclosure, Lisa is pissed and entertained; Marge tries to answer the life long question: "Who let the dogs out?".


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    Le Jake... what has become of you?

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    Are you even trying anymore?

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    I thought you were done with that wacky tobaccy, Jake.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kid Moe
    The only thing you've managed to do is piss us off. You are a fucking prick, and it's people like you that are bringing this damn country down.

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    The sad thing is that I would probably be excited if these ideas were real.
    My Simpsons Season Rankings:
    6 > 7 > 3 > 5 > 8 > 4 > 2 > 1 > 9 > 15 > 13 > 14 > 10 > 16 > 12 > 11 > 22 > 21 > 25 > 17 > 24 > 18 > 20 > 19 > 23

    My Simpsons Season 26 Ratings:
    Clown in the Dumps - C- The Wreck of the Relationship - D+ Super Franchise Me - D Treehouse of Horror XXV - C+

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    Quote Originally Posted by lolcats View Post
    Are you even trying anymore?
    Did you even notice when I was trying?

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    am i the only one who sees no real big difference between these episodes and the previous threads?

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    I like it a lot Rango
    My Simpsons Season 26 Ratings/Reviews:
    Clown in the Dumps : 1/5 / The Wreck of the Relationship : 3,5/5 / Super Franchise Me : 3/5 / Simpson Horror Show XXV : 2,75/5


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    Well, I might as well finish...

    WHAMMY18: "Mall of Duty"
    Homer becomes a Mall Cop armed with a paint gun and night vision goggles, becomes reality TV star; Bart is mistakenly accused shoplifting, nearly loses eye, is bright green.

    WHAMMY19: "Madame Marge's Message Parlor"
    Marge opens a non-happy ending massage parlor with a twist: she wears shirts with big, bold messages like: "Love the one your With!" and "Think before you DRINK!" while rubbing it in your face, becomes popular with the disenfranchised and achy; Flanders tries to compete, irritates Catholics. (EP'd by Matt Selman)

    WHAMMY20: "Sector 7G-String"
    Homer holds a contest to see who has the hottest wife and/or GF in Sector 7G complete with Marge's head photo shopped on a model's body; Lenny and Carl both unknowingly pick the same woman, hostility ensues.

    WHAMMY21: "Rumble in the Jungle Gym" (season finale)
    A new kid in the 4th grade greases the monkey bars, Bart falls, vows revenge; Lisa winds up dating new kid, Bart still vows revenge, a planned dinner and a movie--the perfect setting for...REVENGE!

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    Awesome

    I send your title and plot to a guy on another Simpsons forum and he's sure that this is really the season 24

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    woah, talk about your pieces of crap.
    we send those men up into space to unlock the doors of the universe, and we don't even know what's behind them.

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    At least Rango doesn't put every single insult you make into his signature.

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    Okay, yes, that's Chris Bosh. What's your point?

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    Well, he's a human being, much like you and me-

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    No he isn't

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    Nice edit.

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    Edited it back to original

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    I'm tired and drunk and you fuckers are keeping me awake with your subtle humour

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    but poboy's nerfect is subtle too

    witchcraft

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    If we were subtle enough, we wouldn't actually have to post... we'd just lurk, and it'd be funny

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    Greatest Thread of 2012?


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    Quote Originally Posted by lolcats View Post
    Greatest Thread of 2012?
    Greatest Thread of 127 BC

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    Only if you work by the Gregorian calender

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    Dear lord... please allow this dangerous combination of hair spary, bat slobber, and D.O.T. four automatic transmission fluid to excite my mind, occupy my spirits, and enrage my body, provoking me to kick any man or woman in the back of the head regardless of what he or she has or has not done unto me. All my Best, Earlie Cuyler.

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    Oh yeah, I forgot that you existed! HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?

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