WHAMMY01: "Rude Dog, the pain, Dear"
SLH begins to take random dumps when startled, gets yelled at and is startled again. Cycle repeats itself; Marge finds the lilac candle scent of her new soap "emancipatingly anti-Homer."
WHAMMY02: "Whose siding are you on, Anyway?"
Bart and Lisa have a 'siding war' when bits of the house start falling off due to mold buildup; Homer keeps wiping his nose with someone else's hanky, get's punched.
WHAMMY03: "Play it again Ma'am!"
Marge becomes a singing waitress at the Deaf Grill, no one notices; Springfield hosts the 123rd annual Bee festival, Sting guest stars.
WHAMMY04: "The Wind in the Pillows"
Marge develops an awful snoring habit, Homer retaliates with an awful flatulence habit; Bart and Lisa sleep with windows open, earplugs; Maggie misplaces her glock 9.
WHAMMY05: "Tubb Step"
Bart gets sent to fat camp, looks skinny in comparison. Lisa says "looks aren't everything", is sent to fat camp, too; Marge is unhappy with the term fat camp because "it's not really a camp."
WHAMMY06: "It's a Call World After All"
Marge finally gets a smart phone that ends up taking advantage of her; Lisa steals the trademark, copywright and patent for Angry Birds and tries to set them free.
WHAMMY07: "Bart's Pad"
Bart can't decide between a My-Pad, iPad, or the Chinese ripoff Pad, is kidnapped and forced to work in a factory that makes all three; Marge's hair spray company goes out of business causing a battle with her and inertia.
WHAMMY08: "Strike Bowling Strike"
All 3 employees at the Bowlerama go on Strike, Homer tries to figure the irony; Marge and Bart take over the shoe rental desk, develop shoe fetish, Lisa keeps dropping balls on her feet.
WHAMMY09: "Whose Line Is **it Anway?"
Bart and Lisa want to draw a comic about a Killer Carrot, but can't draw; The Comic Book Guy develops a man crush on Jonathan Frankes and their restraining order.
WHAMMY10: "Lord, Bless this Chess"
Lisa gets too involved with becoming a chess champion, sees everyone as "pawns", goes insane; Homer accidently breaks Vishnu at the Kwik E Mart, Apu calls Karma Police.
WHAMMY11: "Bart's and Dolls"
Bart approves a toy doll which is his likeness that's he injures himself playing with, Lisa can't stop laughing; Homer suddenly starts growing hair on his palms.
WHAMMY12: "Cane and Abe Will"
Abe gets a snazzy new cane that gets stolen, becomes nursing home badass, tracks it down under his bed; Willie teaches Homer how to use a hoe, Homer is upset he meant a garden tool.
Marge is upset she's given the full body patdown at the airport, files grievance with Lisa's badgering; Homer is mistaken for a 300 pound bomb, cleared, told "he should be ashamed of himself!".
WHAMMY14: "Isle of Exile-ent"
The Simpsons home becomes a multinational asylum thanks to Homer helping Mr. Burns's criminal friends. Marge is almost sold to Russian mafia for vodka; Bart and Milhouse make a youtube video about making a youtube video which gets 4.5 views.
WHAMMY15: "Four-Score and Seven Books Ago"
A Civil War reenactment with Homer goes horribly wrong when a trigger happy gang members from a visiting school think Homer's flashing gang signs; Marge thinks Lisa joining the "Reading Rainbow" is a sign she's a future lesbian.
WHAMMY16: "Take this Job and..."
Homer randomly fills out applications and is hired as a broccoli taste tester, wants melted cheese for dipping; Bart and Lisa try to find as many unique uses for a pancake till it gets weird.
WHAMMY17: "It's App Time"
Bart downloads so many apps the house winds up in foreclosure, Lisa is pissed and entertained; Marge tries to answer the life long question: "Who let the dogs out?".
More to come...