The Simpsons Hurt and Heal Tournament: Season 13

[The Spruce Moose]

So, after the dregs of the Scully era we move slightly onwards and upwards to Season 13 and the beginning of the Jean era. And if The Frying Game goes through i'm going to have to kick all of your arses.

Treehouse of Horror XII [10]
The Parent Rap [10]
Homer the Moe [10]
A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love [10]
The Blunder Years [10]
She of Little Faith [10]
Brawl in the Family [10]
Sweets and Sour Marge [10]
Jaws Wired Shut [10]
Half-Decent Proposal [10]
The Bart Wants What It Wants [10]
The Lastest Gun in the West [10]
The Old Man and the Key [10]
Tales from the Public Domain [10]
Blame it on Lisa [10]
Weekend at Burnsie's [10]
Gump Roast [10]
I Am Furious (Yellow) [10]
The Sweetest Apu [10]
Little Girl in the Big Ten [10]
The Frying Game [10]
Poppa's Got A Brand New Badge [10]

[The Spruce Moose]

Treehouse of Horror XII [10]
The Parent Rap [10]
Homer the Moe [10]
A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love [10]
The Blunder Years [10]
She of Little Faith [10]
Brawl in the Family [10]
Sweets and Sour Marge [10]
Jaws Wired Shut [10]
Half-Decent Proposal [10]
The Bart Wants What It Wants [11] +1
The Lastest Gun in the West [10]
The Old Man and the Key [10]
Tales from the Public Domain [10]
Blame it on Lisa [10]
Weekend at Burnsie's [10]
Gump Roast [10]
I Am Furious (Yellow) [10]
The Sweetest Apu [10]
Little Girl in the Big Ten [10]
The Frying Game [8] -2
Poppa's Got A Brand New Badge [10]

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

I was honestly surprised at how much I enjoyed The Frying Game on my last rewatch, but no I doubt it'll go through.

Treehouse of Horror XII [10]
The Parent Rap [10]
Homer the Moe [10]
A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love [10]
The Blunder Years [10]
She of Little Faith [10]
Brawl in the Family [10]
Sweets and Sour Marge [10]
Jaws Wired Shut [10]
Half-Decent Proposal [10]
The Bart Wants What It Wants [11]
The Lastest Gun in the West [10]
The Old Man and the Key [10]
Tales from the Public Domain [10]
Blame it on Lisa [10]
Weekend at Burnsie's [10]
Gump Roast [10]
I Am Furious (Yellow) [11] +1
The Sweetest Apu [8] -2
Little Girl in the Big Ten [10]
The Frying Game [8]
Poppa's Got A Brand New Badge [10]

[Nauru-1]

Treehouse of Horror XII [10]
The Parent Rap [8] -2
Homer the Moe [10]
A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love [10]
The Blunder Years [10]
She of Little Faith [10]
Brawl in the Family [10]
Sweets and Sour Marge [10]
Jaws Wired Shut [10]
Half-Decent Proposal [11] +1
The Bart Wants What It Wants [11]
The Lastest Gun in the West [10]
The Old Man and the Key [10]
Tales from the Public Domain [10]
Blame it on Lisa [10]
Weekend at Burnsie's [10]
Gump Roast [10]
I Am Furious (Yellow) [11]
The Sweetest Apu [8]
Little Girl in the Big Ten [10]
The Frying Game [8]
Poppa's Got A Brand New Badge [10]

[zach]

Treehouse of Horror XII [10]
The Parent Rap [8]
Homer the Moe [10]
A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love [11] +1
The Blunder Years [10]
She of Little Faith [8] -2
Brawl in the Family [10]
Sweets and Sour Marge [10]
Jaws Wired Shut [10]
Half-Decent Proposal [11]
The Bart Wants What It Wants [11]
The Lastest Gun in the West [10]
The Old Man and the Key [10]
Tales from the Public Domain [10]
Blame it on Lisa [10]
Weekend at Burnsie's [10]
Gump Roast [10]
I Am Furious (Yellow) [11]
The Sweetest Apu [8]
Little Girl in the Big Ten [10]
The Frying Game [8]
Poppa's Got A Brand New Badge [10]

[mjb1124]

Treehouse of Horror XII [10]
The Parent Rap [8]
Homer the Moe [10]
A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love [11]
The Blunder Years [10]
She of Little Faith [8]
Brawl in the Family [10]
Sweets and Sour Marge [10]
Jaws Wired Shut [10]
Half-Decent Proposal [11]
The Bart Wants What It Wants [11]
The Lastest Gun in the West [10]
The Old Man and the Key [10]
Tales from the Public Domain [10]
Blame it on Lisa [10]
Weekend at Burnsie's [10]
Gump Roast [10]
I Am Furious (Yellow) [11]
The Sweetest Apu [8]
Little Girl in the Big Ten [11] +1
The Frying Game [6] -2
Poppa's Got A Brand New Badge [10]

[MagicalManFromHappyLand]

Treehouse of Horror XII [10]
The Parent Rap [6] -2
Homer the Moe [10]
A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love [11]
The Blunder Years [10]
She of Little Faith [8]
Brawl in the Family [10]
Sweets and Sour Marge [10]
Jaws Wired Shut [10]
Half-Decent Proposal [12] +1
The Bart Wants What It Wants [11]
The Lastest Gun in the West [10]
The Old Man and the Key [10]
Tales from the Public Domain [10]
Blame it on Lisa [10]
Weekend at Burnsie's [10]
Gump Roast [10]
I Am Furious (Yellow) [11]
The Sweetest Apu [8]
Little Girl in the Big Ten [11]
The Frying Game [6]
Poppa's Got A Brand New Badge [10]

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

Treehouse of Horror XII [10]
The Parent Rap [6]
Homer the Moe [10]
A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love [11]
The Blunder Years [10]
She of Little Faith [8]
Brawl in the Family [10]
Sweets and Sour Marge [10]
Jaws Wired Shut [10]
Half-Decent Proposal [13] +1
The Bart Wants What It Wants [11]
The Lastest Gun in the West [10]
The Old Man and the Key [10]
Tales from the Public Domain [10]
Blame it on Lisa [10]
Weekend at Burnsie's [10]
Gump Roast [8] -2
I Am Furious (Yellow) [11]
The Sweetest Apu [8]
Little Girl in the Big Ten [11]
The Frying Game [6]
Poppa's Got A Brand New Badge [10]

Take Gump Roast and Homer the Moe out quick before anyone who's fans of them gets in here. This thread just made me realize how truly bad season 13 is.

[Bartesque]

Treehouse of Horror XII [10]
The Parent Rap [6]
Homer the Moe [10]
A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love [11]
The Blunder Years [10]
She of Little Faith [8]
Brawl in the Family [10]
Sweets and Sour Marge [10]
Jaws Wired Shut [10]
Half-Decent Proposal [13]
The Bart Wants What It Wants [11]
The Lastest Gun in the West [10]
The Old Man and the Key [10]
Tales from the Public Domain [10]
Blame it on Lisa [10]
Weekend at Burnsie's [10]
Gump Roast [8]
I Am Furious (Yellow) [12] +1
The Sweetest Apu [8]
Little Girl in the Big Ten [9] -2
The Frying Game [6]
Poppa's Got A Brand New Badge [10]

[Prune Tracy]

Yeah, let's weed out the garbage right away, people.

Treehouse of Horror XII [10]
The Parent Rap [4] -2
Homer the Moe [10]
A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love [11]
The Blunder Years [10]
She of Little Faith [8]
Brawl in the Family [10]
Sweets and Sour Marge [10]
Jaws Wired Shut [10]
Half-Decent Proposal [13]
The Bart Wants What It Wants [11]
The Lastest Gun in the West [10]
The Old Man and the Key [10]
Tales from the Public Domain [10]
Blame it on Lisa [10]
Weekend at Burnsie's [10]
Gump Roast [8]
I Am Furious (Yellow) [13] +1
The Sweetest Apu [8]
Little Girl in the Big Ten [9]
The Frying Game [6]
Poppa's Got A Brand New Badge [10]

[Financial Panther]

Treehouse of Horror XII [10]
The Parent Rap [4]
Homer the Moe [10]
A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love [11]
The Blunder Years [10]
She of Little Faith [6] -2
Brawl in the Family [10]
Sweets and Sour Marge [10]
Jaws Wired Shut [10]
Half-Decent Proposal [13]
The Bart Wants What It Wants [11]
The Lastest Gun in the West [10]
The Old Man and the Key [10]
Tales from the Public Domain [11] +1
Blame it on Lisa [10]
Weekend at Burnsie's [10]
Gump Roast [8]
I Am Furious (Yellow) [13]
The Sweetest Apu [8]
Little Girl in the Big Ten [9]
The Frying Game [6]
Poppa's Got A Brand New Badge [10]

[Lionel Hutz]

Treehouse of Horror XII [10]
The Parent Rap [4]
Homer the Moe [10]
A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love [11]
The Blunder Years [10]
She of Little Faith [6]
Brawl in the Family [10]
Sweets and Sour Marge [8] -2
Jaws Wired Shut [10]
Half-Decent Proposal [13]
The Bart Wants What It Wants [11]
The Lastest Gun in the West [10]
The Old Man and the Key [10]
Tales from the Public Domain [11]
Blame it on Lisa [10]
Weekend at Burnsie's [10]
Gump Roast [8]
I Am Furious (Yellow) [13]
The Sweetest Apu [8]
Little Girl in the Big Ten [9]
The Frying Game [6]
Poppa's Got A Brand New Badge [11] +1

[Alex_Of_Darkness]

Treehouse of Horror XII [10]
The Parent Rap [4]
Homer the Moe [10]
A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love [11]
The Blunder Years [11] +1
She of Little Faith [6]
Brawl in the Family [10]
Sweets and Sour Marge [8]
Jaws Wired Shut [10]
Half-Decent Proposal [13]
The Bart Wants What It Wants [11]
The Lastest Gun in the West [8] -2
The Old Man and the Key [10]
Tales from the Public Domain [11]
Blame it on Lisa [10]
Weekend at Burnsie's [10]
Gump Roast [8]
I Am Furious (Yellow) [13]
The Sweetest Apu [8]
Little Girl in the Big Ten [9]
The Frying Game [6]
Poppa's Got A Brand New Badge [11]

[TheOttoThe]

im gonna sit this one out, I havent watched season 13 in awhile. I may be back for 14 as its playing here in syndication.

[King-Size Homer]

Treehouse of Horror XII [10]
The Parent Rap [4]
Homer the Moe [10]
A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love [11]
The Blunder Years [11]
She of Little Faith [6]
Brawl in the Family [10]
Sweets and Sour Marge [8]
Jaws Wired Shut [10]
Half-Decent Proposal [13]
The Bart Wants What It Wants [11]
The Lastest Gun in the West [8]
The Old Man and the Key [10]
Tales from the Public Domain [11]
Blame it on Lisa [10]
Weekend at Burnsie's [10]
Gump Roast [6] - 2
I Am Furious (Yellow) [13]
The Sweetest Apu [8]
Little Girl in the Big Ten [9]
The Frying Game [6]
Poppa's Got A Brand New Badge [12] + 1

[The Governor]

Treehouse of Horror XII [10]
The Parent Rap [2] -2
Homer the Moe [10]
A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love [11]
The Blunder Years [11]
She of Little Faith [6]
Brawl in the Family [10]
Sweets and Sour Marge [8]
Jaws Wired Shut [10]
Half-Decent Proposal [13]
The Bart Wants What It Wants [11]
The Lastest Gun in the West [8]
The Old Man and the Key [11] +1
Tales from the Public Domain [11]
Blame it on Lisa [10]
Weekend at Burnsie's [10]
Gump Roast [6]
I Am Furious (Yellow) [13]
The Sweetest Apu [8]
Little Girl in the Big Ten [9]
The Frying Game [6]
Poppa's Got A Brand New Badge [12]

[The Angry Animated Comedy Nerd]

Treehouse of Horror XII [10]
The Parent Rap [2]
Homer the Moe [10]
A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love [11]
The Blunder Years [11]
She of Little Faith [6]
Brawl in the Family [10]
Sweets and Sour Marge [8]
Jaws Wired Shut [10]
Half-Decent Proposal [13]
The Bart Wants What It Wants [11]
The Lastest Gun in the West [8]
The Old Man and the Key [11]
Tales from the Public Domain [11]
Blame it on Lisa [10]
Weekend at Burnsie's [11] +1
Gump Roast [6]
I Am Furious (Yellow) [11] -2
The Sweetest Apu [8]
Little Girl in the Big Ten [9]
The Frying Game [6]
Poppa's Got A Brand New Badge [12]

[Léo Pard]

Treehouse of Horror XII [10]
The Parent Rap [2]
Homer the Moe [10]
A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love [11]
The Blunder Years [11]
She of Little Faith [6]
Brawl in the Family [10]
Sweets and Sour Marge [8]
Jaws Wired Shut [10]
Half-Decent Proposal [13]
The Bart Wants What It Wants [11]
The Lastest Gun in the West [8]
The Old Man and the Key [11]
Tales from the Public Domain [11]
Blame it on Lisa [10]
Weekend at Burnsie's [11]
Gump Roast [4] -2
I Am Furious (Yellow) [11]
The Sweetest Apu [8]
Little Girl in the Big Ten [9]
The Frying Game [6]
Papa's Got A Brand New Badge [13] +1

[Zombies Rise from the Sea]

Treehouse of Horror XII [10]
The Parent Rap [2]
Homer the Moe [10]
A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love [11]
The Blunder Years [11]
She of Little Faith [4] -2
Brawl in the Family [10]
Sweets and Sour Marge [8]
Jaws Wired Shut [10]
Half-Decent Proposal [13]
The Bart Wants What It Wants [11]
The Lastest Gun in the West [8]
The Old Man and the Key [11]
Tales from the Public Domain [11]
Blame it on Lisa [10]
Weekend at Burnsie's [11]
Gump Roast [4]
I Am Furious (Yellow) [12] +1
The Sweetest Apu [8]
Little Girl in the Big Ten [9]
The Frying Game [6]
Papa's Got A Brand New Badge [13]

[ANdre1001]

Treehouse of Horror XII [10]
The Parent Rap [3] +1 O.O??? What's wrong with you people??
Homer the Moe [10]
A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love [11]
The Blunder Years [11]
She of Little Faith [4]
Brawl in the Family [10]
Sweets and Sour Marge [8]
Jaws Wired Shut [10]
Half-Decent Proposal [13]
The Bart Wants What It Wants [11]
The Lastest Gun in the West [8]
The Old Man and the Key [11]
Tales from the Public Domain [11]
Blame it on Lisa [10]
Weekend at Burnsie's [11]
Gump Roast [2] -2
I Am Furious (Yellow) [12] +1
The Sweetest Apu [8]
Little Girl in the Big Ten [9]
The Frying Game [6]
Papa's Got A Brand New Badge [13]

[The Angry Animated Comedy Nerd]

The Parent Rap [3] +1 O.O??? What's wrong with you people??

Besides 'Gump Roast' and "The Frying Game" they are all good episodes to me... so it almost doesn't matter what wins and what gets axed first.

[mjb1124]

Besides 'Gump Roast' and "The Frying Game" they are all good episodes to me... so it almost doesn't matter what wins and what gets axed first.

Which is why I'd hate to see The Parent Rap and She of Little Faith go before those two.

Though with that said, I just re-watched The Frying Game, which I remember absolutely loathing when it first aired. Now, I have to admit I enjoyed most of the episode, but that ending still ruined everything, even with me knowing it was coming. If it weren't for that, it would be a solid B+. But as it stands, it's still probably the worst non-clipshow episode of the season.

[zach]

The Parent Rap [3] +1 O.O??? What's wrong with you people??

i'm with ya. it's a great episode, my second favourite of the season.

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

i've made my choice

[The Angry Animated Comedy Nerd]

i've made my choice

As Gump Roast is awful... and you should feel good.

Which is why I'd hate to see The Parent Rap and She of Little Faith go before those two.

Though with that said, I just re-watched The Frying Game, which I remember absolutely loathing when it first aired. Now, I have to admit I enjoyed most of the episode, but that ending still ruined everything, even with me knowing it was coming. If it weren't for that, it would be a solid B+. But as it stands, it's still probably the worst non-clipshow episode of the season.

Exactly.. imo every episode this season is an 8/10.. nothings perfect.... but "Weekend at Burnsies" is about a 9/10 for me. And only a mere two are actually bad.

This season isn't bad... but it's not great.. it's probably the most average season ever.. which out of 23 seasons.. stacks up fairly high on the list against all the other modern seasons.

i'm with ya. it's a great episode, my second favourite of the season.

Whilst I don't totally agree... I would probably put it in the top ten of the season b/c....
People f*cking loved Homer's night terrors.... "Cobras , ahh cobras.... cobras!"
That one joke comes up at least once a year by someone I know.

[HMS pinafore]

Treehouse of Horror XII [10]
The Parent Rap [3]
Homer the Moe [10]
A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love [11]
The Blunder Years [11]
She of Little Faith [4]
Brawl in the Family [10]
Sweets and Sour Marge [8]
Jaws Wired Shut [10]
Half-Decent Proposal [13]
The Bart Wants What It Wants [11]
The Lastest Gun in the West [8]
The Old Man and the Key [11]
Tales from the Public Domain [11]
Blame it on Lisa [10]
Weekend at Burnsie's [11]
Gump Roast [0] -2
I Am Furious (Yellow) [12]
The Sweetest Apu [8]
Little Girl in the Big Ten [9]
The Frying Game [7]+1
Papa's Got A Brand New Badge [13]

[Brad Lascelle]

Treehouse of Horror XII [10]
The Parent Rap [3]
Homer the Moe [10]
A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love [11]
The Blunder Years [11]
She of Little Faith [4]
Brawl in the Family [10]
Sweets and Sour Marge [8]
Jaws Wired Shut [10]
Half-Decent Proposal [13]
The Bart Wants What It Wants [11]
The Lastest Gun in the West [8]
The Old Man and the Key [11]
Tales from the Public Domain [11]
Blame It on Lisa [10]
Weekend at Burnsie's [11]
I Am Furious (Yellow) [12]
The Sweetest Apu [8]
Little Girl in the Big Ten [10] +1
The Frying Game [5] -2
Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge [13]

[Spielbergo]

Treehouse of Horror XII [10]
The Parent Rap [3]
Homer the Moe [10]
A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love [11]
The Blunder Years [11]
She of Little Faith [4]
Brawl in the Family [10]
Sweets and Sour Marge [8]
Jaws Wired Shut [10]
Half-Decent Proposal [13]
The Bart Wants What It Wants [11]
The Lastest Gun in the West [8]
The Old Man and the Key [11]
Tales from the Public Domain [11]
Blame It on Lisa [10]
Weekend at Burnsie's [11]
I Am Furious (Yellow) [13] +1
The Sweetest Apu [8]
Little Girl in the Big Ten [8] -2
The Frying Game [5]
Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge [13]

[Ruffles]

Treehouse of Horror XII [10]
The Parent Rap [3]
Homer the Moe [10]
A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love [11]
The Blunder Years [11]
She of Little Faith [4]
Brawl in the Family [10]
Sweets and Sour Marge [8]
Jaws Wired Shut [10]
Half-Decent Proposal [13]
The Bart Wants What It Wants [11]
The Lastest Gun in the West [6] -2
The Old Man and the Key [11]
Tales from the Public Domain [11]
Blame It on Lisa [10]
Weekend at Burnsie's [11]
I Am Furious (Yellow) [12]
The Sweetest Apu [8]
Little Girl in the Big Ten [10]
The Frying Game [5]
Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge [14] +1

[leprechaun_dan]

Treehouse of Horror XII [10]
The Parent Rap [3]
Homer the Moe [10]
A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love [11]
The Blunder Years [11]
She of Little Faith [4]
Brawl in the Family [10]
Sweets and Sour Marge [8]
Jaws Wired Shut [10]
Half-Decent Proposal [13]
The Bart Wants What It Wants [11]
The Lastest Gun in the West [4] -2
The Old Man and the Key [11]
Tales from the Public Domain [11]
Blame It on Lisa [10]
Weekend at Burnsie's [11]
I Am Furious (Yellow) [13] +1
The Sweetest Apu [8]
Little Girl in the Big Ten [10]
The Frying Game [5]
Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge [14]