The Simpsons Hurt and Heal Tournament: Season 10

[The Spruce Moose]

9 seasons gone. 36 of the best of the classic era (well, 35 + The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson) through. Onto Season 10 and snarky remarks about the decline of the show. Same as always, each story starts on 10 points, you take 2 away from ones you don't like, add one onto ones you like and when a story reaches 0 points it's out. 4 go through to the semi final to probably get wiped out by stories from Seasons 3-8.

The list:
Lard of the Dance [10]
The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace [10]
Bart the Motrher [10]
Treehouse of Horror IX [10]
When You Dish Upon A Star [10]
D'oh-in in the Wind [10]
Lisa Gets an 'A' [10]
Homer Simpson in: Kidney Trouble [10]
Mayored to the Mob [10]
Viva Ned Flanders [10]
Wild Barts Can't Be Broken [10]
Sunday, Cruddy Sunday [10]
Homer to the Max [10]
I'm with Cupid [10]
Marge Simpson in: Screaming Yellow Honkers [10]
Make Room for Lisa [10]
Maximum Homerdrive [10]
Simpsons Bible Stories [10]
Mom and Pop Art [10]
The Old Man and the C Student [10]
Monty Can't Buy Me Love [10]
They Saved Lisa's Brain [10]
Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo [10]

[The Spruce Moose]

Lard of the Dance [10]
The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace [10]
Bart the Motrher [10]
Treehouse of Horror IX [10]
When You Dish Upon A Star [10]
D'oh-in in the Wind [10]
Lisa Gets an 'A' [10]
Homer Simpson in: Kidney Trouble [10]
Mayored to the Mob [10]
Viva Ned Flanders [10]
Wild Barts Can't Be Broken [10]
Sunday, Cruddy Sunday [8] -2
Homer to the Max [10]
I'm with Cupid [10]
Marge Simpson in: Screaming Yellow Honkers [10]
Make Room for Lisa [10]
Maximum Homerdrive [10]
Simpsons Bible Stories [10]
Mom and Pop Art [10]
The Old Man and the C Student [10]
Monty Can't Buy Me Love [10]
They Saved Lisa's Brain [11] +1
Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo [10]

[Léo Pard]

Lard of the Dance [10]
The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace [10]
Bart the Motrher [10]
Treehouse of Horror IX [10]
When You Dish Upon A Star [10]
D'oh-in in the Wind [10]
Lisa Gets an 'A' [10]
Homer Simpson in: Kidney Trouble [10]
Mayored to the Mob [10]
Viva Ned Flanders [10]
Wild Barts Can't Be Broken [10]
Sunday, Cruddy Sunday [8]
Homer to the Max [10]
I'm with Cupid [8] -2
Marge Simpson in: Screaming Yellow Honkers [10]
Make Room for Lisa [10]
Maximum Homerdrive [11] +1
Simpsons Bible Stories [10]
Mom and Pop Art [10]
The Old Man and the C Student [10]
Monty Can't Buy Me Love [10]
They Saved Lisa's Brain [11]
Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo [10]

[Blobulle]

Lard of the Dance [10]
The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace [10]
Bart the Motrher [10]
Treehouse of Horror IX [10]
When You Dish Upon A Star [10]
D'oh-in in the Wind [10]
Lisa Gets an 'A' [10]
Homer Simpson in: Kidney Trouble [8] -2
Mayored to the Mob [10]
Viva Ned Flanders [10]
Wild Barts Can't Be Broken [10]
Sunday, Cruddy Sunday [8]
Homer to the Max [10]
I'm with Cupid [8]
Marge Simpson in: Screaming Yellow Honkers [10]
Make Room for Lisa [11] +1
Maximum Homerdrive [11]
Simpsons Bible Stories [10]
Mom and Pop Art [10]
The Old Man and the C Student [10]
Monty Can't Buy Me Love [10]
They Saved Lisa's Brain [11]
Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo [10]

[AndeR53]

Lard of the Dance [10]
The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace [10]
Bart the Motrher [10]
Treehouse of Horror IX [10]
When You Dish Upon A Star [10]
D'oh-in in the Wind [11] +1
Lisa Gets an 'A' [10]
Homer Simpson in: Kidney Trouble [8]
Mayored to the Mob [10]
Viva Ned Flanders [10]
Wild Barts Can't Be Broken [10]
Sunday, Cruddy Sunday [8]
Homer to the Max [10]
I'm with Cupid [8]
Marge Simpson in: Screaming Yellow Honkers [10]
Make Room for Lisa [11]
Maximum Homerdrive [11]
Simpsons Bible Stories [10]
Mom and Pop Art [10]
The Old Man and the C Student [10]
Monty Can't Buy Me Love [10]
They Saved Lisa's Brain [11]
Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo [8] -2

[MagicalManFromHappyLand]

Lard of the Dance [10]
The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace [10]
Bart the Motrher [10]
Treehouse of Horror IX [10]
When You Dish Upon A Star [10]
D'oh-in in the Wind [11]
Lisa Gets an 'A' [10]
Homer Simpson in: Kidney Trouble [8]
Mayored to the Mob [10]
Viva Ned Flanders [10]
Wild Barts Can't Be Broken [10]
Sunday, Cruddy Sunday [8]
Homer to the Max [10]
I'm with Cupid [8]
Marge Simpson in: Screaming Yellow Honkers [10]
Make Room for Lisa [11]
Maximum Homerdrive [11]
Simpsons Bible Stories [10]
Mom and Pop Art [11] +1
The Old Man and the C Student [10]
Monty Can't Buy Me Love [10]
They Saved Lisa's Brain [11]
Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo [6] -2

[zach]

Lard of the Dance [10]
The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace [10]
Bart the Motrher [10]
Treehouse of Horror IX [10]
When You Dish Upon A Star [11] +1
D'oh-in in the Wind [11]
Lisa Gets an 'A' [10]
Homer Simpson in: Kidney Trouble [8]
Mayored to the Mob [10]
Viva Ned Flanders [10]
Wild Barts Can't Be Broken [10]
Sunday, Cruddy Sunday [6] -2
Homer to the Max [10]
I'm with Cupid [8]
Marge Simpson in: Screaming Yellow Honkers [10]
Make Room for Lisa [11]
Maximum Homerdrive [11]
Simpsons Bible Stories [10]
Mom and Pop Art [10]
The Old Man and the C Student [10]
Monty Can't Buy Me Love [10]
They Saved Lisa's Brain [11]
Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo [8]

[Bartesque]

Lard of the Dance [10]
The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace [10]
Bart the Motrher [10]
Treehouse of Horror IX [10]
When You Dish Upon A Star [11]
D'oh-in in the Wind [11]
Lisa Gets an 'A' [10]
Homer Simpson in: Kidney Trouble [8]
Mayored to the Mob [10]
Viva Ned Flanders [10]
Wild Barts Can't Be Broken [11] +1
Sunday, Cruddy Sunday [6]
Homer to the Max [10]
I'm with Cupid [8]
Marge Simpson in: Screaming Yellow Honkers [10]
Make Room for Lisa [9] -2
Maximum Homerdrive [11]
Simpsons Bible Stories [10]
Mom and Pop Art [10]
The Old Man and the C Student [10]
Monty Can't Buy Me Love [10]
They Saved Lisa's Brain [11]
Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo [8]

[Brad Lascelle]

Lard of the Dance [10]
The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace [10]
Bart the Mother [10]
Treehouse of Horror IX [10]
When You Dish Upon a Star [11]
D'oh-in in the Wind [11]
Lisa Gets an 'A' [10]
Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" [8]
Mayored to the Mob [11] +1
Viva Ned Flanders [10]
Wild Barts Can't Be Broken [11]
Sunday, Cruddy Sunday [6]
Homer to the Max [10]
I'm with Cupid [8]
Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers" [10]
Make Room for Lisa [9]
Maximum Homerdrive [11]
Simpsons Bible Stories [10]
Mom and Pop Art [10]
The Old Man and the 'C' Student [10]
Monty Can't Buy Me Love [8] -2
They Saved Lisa's Brain [11]
Thirty Minutes over Tokyo [8]

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

Ya'll skipped over MagicalMan's vote...

Lard of the Dance [10]
The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace [10]
Bart the Mother [10]
Treehouse of Horror IX [11] +1
When You Dish Upon a Star [11]
D'oh-in in the Wind [11]
Lisa Gets an 'A' [10]
Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" [8]
Mayored to the Mob [11]
Viva Ned Flanders [10]
Wild Barts Can't Be Broken [11]
Sunday, Cruddy Sunday [6]
Homer to the Max [8] -2
I'm with Cupid [8]
Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers" [10]
Make Room for Lisa [9]
Maximum Homerdrive [11]
Simpsons Bible Stories [10]
Mom and Pop Art [11]
The Old Man and the 'C' Student [10]
Monty Can't Buy Me Love [8]
They Saved Lisa's Brain [11]
Thirty Minutes over Tokyo [6]

There, proper list now.

[Financial Panther]

Lard of the Dance [10]
The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace [10]
Bart the Mother [10]
Treehouse of Horror IX [11]
When You Dish Upon a Star [11]
D'oh-in in the Wind [11]
Lisa Gets an 'A' [10]
Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" [6] -2
Mayored to the Mob [11]
Viva Ned Flanders [10]
Wild Barts Can't Be Broken [11]
Sunday, Cruddy Sunday [6]
Homer to the Max [8]
I'm with Cupid [8]
Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers" [10]
Make Room for Lisa [9]
Maximum Homerdrive [11]
Simpsons Bible Stories [10]
Mom and Pop Art [11]
The Old Man and the 'C' Student [10]
Monty Can't Buy Me Love [8]
They Saved Lisa's Brain [11]
Thirty Minutes over Tokyo [7] +1

[Spielbergo]

Lard of the Dance [10]
The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace [10]
Bart the Mother [10]
Treehouse of Horror IX [11]
When You Dish Upon a Star [11]
D'oh-in in the Wind [11]
Lisa Gets an 'A' [10]
Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" [6] -2
Mayored to the Mob [11]
Viva Ned Flanders [10]
Wild Barts Can't Be Broken [12] +1
Sunday, Cruddy Sunday [6]
Homer to the Max [8]
I'm with Cupid [8]
Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers" [10]
Make Room for Lisa [7] -2
Maximum Homerdrive [11]
Simpsons Bible Stories [10]
Mom and Pop Art [11]
The Old Man and the 'C' Student [10]
Monty Can't Buy Me Love [8]
They Saved Lisa's Brain [11]
Thirty Minutes over Tokyo [7] +1

[Lionel Hutz]

Lard of the Dance [10]
The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace [10]
Bart the Mother [10]
Treehouse of Horror IX [11]
When You Dish Upon a Star [11]
D'oh-in in the Wind [11]
Lisa Gets an 'A' [10]
Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" [6]
Mayored to the Mob [11]
Viva Ned Flanders [10]
Wild Barts Can't Be Broken [13] +1
Sunday, Cruddy Sunday [6]
Homer to the Max [8]
I'm with Cupid [8]
Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers" [10]
Make Room for Lisa [7]
Maximum Homerdrive [11]
Simpsons Bible Stories [10]
Mom and Pop Art [11]
The Old Man and the 'C' Student [10]
Monty Can't Buy Me Love [6] -2
They Saved Lisa's Brain [11]
Thirty Minutes over Tokyo [7]

[mjb1124]

Lard of the Dance [10]
The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace [10]
Bart the Mother [10]
Treehouse of Horror IX [11]
When You Dish Upon a Star [11]
D'oh-in in the Wind [11]
Lisa Gets an 'A' [10]
Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" [4] -2
Mayored to the Mob [11]
Viva Ned Flanders [10]
Wild Barts Can't Be Broken [13]
Sunday, Cruddy Sunday [7] +1
Homer to the Max [8]
I'm with Cupid [8]
Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers" [10]
Make Room for Lisa [7]
Maximum Homerdrive [11]
Simpsons Bible Stories [10]
Mom and Pop Art [11]
The Old Man and the 'C' Student [10]
Monty Can't Buy Me Love [6]
They Saved Lisa's Brain [11]
Thirty Minutes over Tokyo [7]

[ANdre1001]

Lard of the Dance [10]
The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace [10]
Bart the Mother [10]
Treehouse of Horror IX [11]
When You Dish Upon a Star [11]
D'oh-in in the Wind [11]
Lisa Gets an 'A' [10]
Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" [4] -2
Mayored to the Mob [11]
Viva Ned Flanders [10]
Wild Barts Can't Be Broken [13]
Sunday, Cruddy Sunday [7]
Homer to the Max [8]
I'm with Cupid [8]
Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers" [10]
Make Room for Lisa [7]
Maximum Homerdrive [9] -2
Simpsons Bible Stories [10]
Mom and Pop Art [11]
The Old Man and the 'C' Student [10]
Monty Can't Buy Me Love [6]
They Saved Lisa's Brain [11]
Thirty Minutes over Tokyo [8] +1 How dare you hurt this episode so early?? With all the crap up the list -.-

[Comicshow MolemanBob]

Lard of the Dance [10]
The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace [10]
Bart the Mother [10]
Treehouse of Horror IX [11]
When You Dish Upon a Star [11]
D'oh-in in the Wind [11]
Lisa Gets an 'A' [11] +1
Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" [4]
Mayored to the Mob [11]
Viva Ned Flanders [10]
Wild Barts Can't Be Broken [13]
Sunday, Cruddy Sunday [7]
Homer to the Max [6] -2
I'm with Cupid [8]
Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers" [10]
Make Room for Lisa [7]
Maximum Homerdrive [9] -2
Simpsons Bible Stories [10]
Mom and Pop Art [11]
The Old Man and the 'C' Student [10]
Monty Can't Buy Me Love [6]
They Saved Lisa's Brain [11]
Thirty Minutes over Tokyo [8]

[ANdre1001]

Homer to the Max is probably my favorite episode of the season D:, I should have voted it up!
Someone save it!!!

[Comicshow MolemanBob]

Homer to the Max is probably my favorite episode of the season D:, I should have voted it up!
Someone save it!!!

The premise is fairly unspectacular and while the first act is adequate and the second is fairly decent, the final act is probably the worst in Simpsons history...

[ANdre1001]

The premise is fairly unspectacular and while the first act is adequate and the second is fairly decent, the final act is probably the worst in Simpsons history...

The final act is terrible i have to admit it, but it has great jokes along the episode!!

I guess I'll have to resign and let it die

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

I think Homer to the Max is in my bottom 25 episodes of the show. It isn't quite as bad as Dish Upon a Star, but it still needs to go....quickly...

[The Angry Animated Comedy Nerd]

Lard of the Dance [10]
The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace [10]
Bart the Mother [10]
Treehouse of Horror IX [11]
When You Dish Upon a Star [11]
D'oh-in in the Wind [12] +1
Lisa Gets an 'A' [11]
Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" [4]
Mayored to the Mob [9] -2
Viva Ned Flanders [10]
Wild Barts Can't Be Broken [13]
Sunday, Cruddy Sunday [7]
Homer to the Max [6]
I'm with Cupid [8]
Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers" [10]
Make Room for Lisa [7]
Maximum Homerdrive [9]
Simpsons Bible Stories [10]
Mom and Pop Art [11]
The Old Man and the 'C' Student [10]
Monty Can't Buy Me Love [6]
They Saved Lisa's Brain [11]
Thirty Minutes over Tokyo [8]

[Prune Tracy]

Lard of the Dance [10]
The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace [11] +1
Bart the Mother [10]
Treehouse of Horror IX [11]
When You Dish Upon a Star [11]
D'oh-in in the Wind [12]
Lisa Gets an 'A' [11]
Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" [4]
Mayored to the Mob [9]
Viva Ned Flanders [10]
Wild Barts Can't Be Broken [13]
Sunday, Cruddy Sunday [7]
Homer to the Max [6]
I'm with Cupid [8]
Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers" [10]
Make Room for Lisa [7]
Maximum Homerdrive [7] -2 (I swear to Jebus, this had better not make it.)
Simpsons Bible Stories [10]
Mom and Pop Art [11]
The Old Man and the 'C' Student [10]
Monty Can't Buy Me Love [6]
They Saved Lisa's Brain [11]
Thirty Minutes over Tokyo [8]

[zach]

Homer to the Max is dynamite.

[King-Size Homer]

Lard of the Dance [10]
The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace [12] + 1
Bart the Mother [10]
Treehouse of Horror IX [11]
When You Dish Upon a Star [11]
D'oh-in in the Wind [12]
Lisa Gets an 'A' [11]
Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" [4]
Mayored to the Mob [9]
Viva Ned Flanders [10]
Wild Barts Can't Be Broken [13]
Sunday, Cruddy Sunday [7]
Homer to the Max [6]
I'm with Cupid [8]
Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers" [10]
Make Room for Lisa [7]
Maximum Homerdrive [7]
Simpsons Bible Stories [10]
Mom and Pop Art [11]
The Old Man and the 'C' Student [10]
Monty Can't Buy Me Love [4] - 2
They Saved Lisa's Brain [11]
Thirty Minutes over Tokyo [8]

[Nauru-1]

Lard of the Dance [10]
The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace [12]
Bart the Mother [10]
Treehouse of Horror IX [12] +1
When You Dish Upon a Star [9] -2
D'oh-in in the Wind [12]
Lisa Gets an 'A' [11]
Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" [4]
Mayored to the Mob [9]
Viva Ned Flanders [10]
Wild Barts Can't Be Broken [13]
Sunday, Cruddy Sunday [7]
Homer to the Max [6]
I'm with Cupid [8]
Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers" [10]
Make Room for Lisa [7]
Maximum Homerdrive [7]
Simpsons Bible Stories [10]
Mom and Pop Art [11]
The Old Man and the 'C' Student [10]
Monty Can't Buy Me Love [4]
They Saved Lisa's Brain [11]
Thirty Minutes over Tokyo [8]

[Zombies Rise from the Sea]

Lard of the Dance [10]
The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace [12]
Bart the Mother [10]
Treehouse of Horror IX [12] +1
When You Dish Upon a Star [9] -2
D'oh-in in the Wind [12]
Lisa Gets an 'A' [12] +1
Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" [4]
Mayored to the Mob [9]
Viva Ned Flanders [10]
Wild Barts Can't Be Broken [13]
Sunday, Cruddy Sunday [7]
Homer to the Max [4] -2
I'm with Cupid [8]
Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers" [10]
Make Room for Lisa [7]
Maximum Homerdrive [7]
Simpsons Bible Stories [10]
Mom and Pop Art [11]
The Old Man and the 'C' Student [10]
Monty Can't Buy Me Love [4]
They Saved Lisa's Brain [11]
Thirty Minutes over Tokyo [8]

[Ruffles]

Lard of the Dance [10]
The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace [12]
Bart the Mother [11] +1
Treehouse of Horror IX [12] +1
When You Dish Upon a Star [9] -2
D'oh-in in the Wind [12]
Lisa Gets an 'A' [12]
Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" [4]
Mayored to the Mob [9]
Viva Ned Flanders [8] -2
Wild Barts Can't Be Broken [13]
Sunday, Cruddy Sunday [7]
Homer to the Max [4]
I'm with Cupid [8]
Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers" [10]
Make Room for Lisa [7]
Maximum Homerdrive [7]
Simpsons Bible Stories [10]
Mom and Pop Art [11]
The Old Man and the 'C' Student [10]
Monty Can't Buy Me Love [4]
They Saved Lisa's Brain [11]
Thirty Minutes over Tokyo [8]

[Safety Inspector]

Lard of the Dance [10]
The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace [12]
Bart the Mother [11]
Treehouse of Horror IX [12]
When You Dish Upon a Star [9]
D'oh-in in the Wind [12]
Lisa Gets an 'A' [12]
Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" [4]
Mayored to the Mob [9]
Viva Ned Flanders [8]
Wild Barts Can't Be Broken [13]
Sunday, Cruddy Sunday [7]
Homer to the Max [4]
I'm with Cupid [8]
Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers" [8] -2
Make Room for Lisa [7]
Maximum Homerdrive [7]
Simpsons Bible Stories [10]
Mom and Pop Art [11]
The Old Man and the 'C' Student [10]
Monty Can't Buy Me Love [4]
They Saved Lisa's Brain [11]
Thirty Minutes over Tokyo [9] +1

[TheOttoThe]

Lard of the Dance [10]
The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace [12]
Bart the Mother [11]
Treehouse of Horror IX [12]
When You Dish Upon a Star [10] +1
D'oh-in in the Wind [12]
Lisa Gets an 'A' [12]
Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" [4]
Mayored to the Mob [9]
Viva Ned Flanders [8]
Wild Barts Can't Be Broken [13]
Sunday, Cruddy Sunday [7]
Homer to the Max [4]
I'm with Cupid [8]
[I]Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers" [8]
Make Room for Lisa [7]
Maximum Homerdrive [7]
Simpsons Bible Stories [10] -2
Mom and Pop Art [11]
The Old Man and the 'C' Student [10]
Monty Can't Buy Me Love [4]
They Saved Lisa's Brain [11]
[B]Thirty Minutes over Tokyo [9]

[Christopher the Chef]

Lard of the Dance [10]
The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace [12]
Bart the Mother [11]
Treehouse of Horror IX [12]
When You Dish Upon a Star [10]
D'oh-in in the Wind [12]
Lisa Gets an 'A' [12]
Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" [4]
Mayored to the Mob [9]
Viva Ned Flanders [8]
Wild Barts Can't Be Broken [14] +1
Sunday, Cruddy Sunday [7]
Homer to the Max [4]
I'm with Cupid [8]
Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers" [8]
Make Room for Lisa [5] -2
Maximum Homerdrive [7]
Simpsons Bible Stories [10]
Mom and Pop Art [11]
The Old Man and the 'C' Student [10]
Monty Can't Buy Me Love [4]
They Saved Lisa's Brain [11]
Thirty Minutes over Tokyo [9]