Best gag from each episode

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

109. Treehouse of Horror V

The opening to the Shinning.

[Lionheart]

110. Bart's Girlfriend

Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart?
Homer: New glasses?
Marge: No...he looks like something might be disturbing him.
Homer: Probably misses his old glasses.
Marge: I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.
Homer: Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.
Marge: That's not what I meant.
Homer: It was, Marge, admit it.

[Sideshow Ben]

111. Lisa on Ice

Alright pie, I'm gonna start doing this... And if you get eaten it's your own fault.

[Prune Tracy]

112. Homer Badman

"Now, this technology is new to me, but... I'm pretty sure that's Homer Simpson in the oven, rotating slowly. His body temperature has risen to over 400 degrees - he's literally stewing in his own juices.

[iambobdole1]

113. Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy

Unsatisfying sex life?
YES! But don't you say that word!
What? Seeeeex? What's so unappealing about your elderly father talking about seex? I had seeeex...

[Blobulle]

114. Fear of Flying

[Prune Tracy]

115. Homer the Great

"I'm going outside... to stalk... Lenny and Carl.... D'oh!"

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

Ah, I missed Homer Badman, definitely would've picked Homer's plan to live Under the Sea

116. And Maggie Makes Three

Homer's elaborate exit from the plant, complete with Burns on Bongos.

[Lionel Hutz]

116. And Maggie Makes Three

Homer's elaborate exit from the plant, complete with Burns on Bongos.

I preferred Homer's attempt to pull in more bowlers, as well as the "where the pins go" sequence

117. Bart's Comet

Moe's barnyard animal game. This bit in particular

Homer: And it was a baby ox
Moe: He's right you know
Skinner: About the ox?
Moe: About everything, damnit

The fact that Skinner is so concerned about the game, and not Homer's spiel, kills me every time.

[Financial Panther]

118: Homie the Clown

"I don't know, Bart. My dad's a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory."

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

Krusty betting against the Globetrotters will always be the funniest part of Homie the Clown for me.

119. Bart vs. Australia

"I see you've played knifey-spooney before!"

[leprechaun_dan]

120. Homer vs Patty and Selma

Selma: Am I wrong, or did it just get fatter in here?

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

121. A Star is Burns

McBain: Let's Get Silly, and all the scenes around it.

[leprechaun_dan]

122. Lisa's Wedding

Moe: Oho, an English boy, huh? You know, we saved your ass in World War II.
Hugh St. John Alastair Parkfield: Yeah, well, we saved *your* arse in World War III.

[Lionheart]

123. Two Dozen & One Greyhounds

"See my vest"

[Prune Tracy]

124. The PTA Disbands

[zach]

125. 'Round Springfield

so i've been playing the umbrella for 30 years? why didn't anyone ever tell me?

we all thought it was funny.

that's not funny.

[Sideshow Ben]

126. Springfield Connection

Laser effects, mirrored balls...John Williams must be rolling around in his grave.

[Nauru-1]

Since it's one of my favourites I've gotta give a nod to the bits in And Maggie Makes Three when Homer mistakes his boss' name and when he finds out about the pregnancy.

127. Lemon of Troy

Milhouse: Is this the untimely end of Milhouse?
Milhouse2: [pause] But Milhouse is my name!
Milhouse: But I thought I was the only one!
Milhouse2: [shakes head] A pain I know all too well.
Milhouse: So this is what it feels like...when doves cry.

or

[Lionel Hutz]

128. Who Shot Mr. Burns (Part One)

The loudest profanity Ned's ever heard.

Lisa: Dad, how can you work for a man like Mr. Burns?
Homer: Well, he's not all bad. He did send me this nice Thank you card.
Lisa: Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie. Dad, this doesn't have your name on it.
Homer: Kids, will you step outside for a second. Ffffffu-
Ned: Dear Lord, that's the loudest profanity I've ever heard.

[Lionheart]

Season 7!

129. Who Shot Mr. Burns (Part Two)

Homer: Kids, kids, kids. As far as Daddy's concerned, you're both potential murderers.

[Prune Tracy]

130. Radioactive Man

"I don't understand why we can't bring back Dirk Ritcher. Kids will wanna see the original Radioactive Man."

"I keep telling you. He's 73 years old and he's DEAD."

[Nauru-1]

131. Home Sweet Homediddly-dum-doddily

Easily...

"Stupid babies need the most attention!"

[Prune Tracy]

132. Bart Sells His Soul (I couldn't forgive myself if I missed out on this one)

The Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag commercial.

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

133. Lisa the Vegetarian

Either "Lisa...I thought you loved me....loooooooved me!"

Or the Smithers and Burns "When pigs fly" exchange.

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

110. Bart's Girlfriend

Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart?
Homer: New glasses?
Marge: No...he looks like something might be disturbing him.
Homer: Probably misses his old glasses.
Marge: I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.
Homer: Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.
Marge: That's not what I meant.
Homer: It was, Marge, admit it.

One of my favorite moments ever.

134. Treehouse of Horror VI

Lovejoy: Do you see a light, Homer?
Homer: Yes.
Lovejoy: Move into the light, my son.
Homer: (electrical buzz) Oww!

[Sideshow Ben]

You'll want to focus on the neglected food groups such as the whipped group, the congealed group and the chocotastic!



I quote this too much for it not to be my choice.

[CousinMerl]

136. Mother Simpson

[kidpresentable]

137.Sideshow Bobs Last Gleaming
" not the wright brothers plane, the Smithsonian's gonna have my ass on a platter"

[Malaise Forever]

138. The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular

Maybe the drawings were a little crude, but all the characters
were there: Itchy & Scratchy, Grampa Simpson and Krusty the Clown!