Best gag from each episode

[zach]

(we flew through season 3)

(season 4)

60. Kamp Krusty

the introducing of Mr. Black.

[Lionel Hutz]

61. A Streetcar Named Marge

Homer: But Marge, what about dessert?
Marge: Oh, for God's Sakes, you can pull the lid off your own can of pudding.
Homer: Fine, I will (breaks tab) Ahhhh Oh no. My pudding is trapped forever.
So I can open my own can of pudding, can I? Shows what you know Marge

[Prune Tracy]

62: Homer the Heretic

"No offense Apu, but when they were handing out religions, you musta been out taking a whiz."

[Lionheart]

63 - Lisa the Beauty Queen

Homer: You're cute as a bug's ear.
Lisa: Fathers have to say that stuff!
(Grampa walks by)
Homer: Dad, am I cute as a bug's ear?
Grampa: No, you're homely as a mule's butt!
Homer: There, see?

[Sideshow Ben]

64. Treehouse of Horror 3

Shopkeeper: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
Homer: Ooh, that's bad.
Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free frogurt!
Homer: That's good.
Shopkeeper: The frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: That's bad.
Shopkeeper: But you get your choice of toppings.
Homer: That's good!
Shopkeeper: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
.........
Shopkeeper: ...That's bad.
Homer: Can I go now?

[CeetjeBeetje]

Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk

Homer: Lisa, your father needs your help. Do you know anything about Germany?
Lisa: Well, it's a country in Europe.
Homer: Good, good, I'm learning.
Lisa: It's also a leading economic power.
Homer: Why?
Lisa: Because they're efficient, punctual, and have a strong work ethic.
(Cut to Homer pacing his bedroom)
Homer: Oh no, woe is me.

Isn't it supposed to be:

Lisa: It's also a leading economic power.
Homer: Because we send them money?
Lisa: No. Because they're efficient, punctual, and have a strong work ethic.

[Prune Tracy]

64: Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie

Marge: Do you want your son to become Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, or a sleazy male stripper?
Homer: Can't he be both, like the late Earl Warren?
Marge: Earl Warren wasn't a stripper!
Homer: Now who's being naive?

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

55. Colonel Homer

"Who's that guy? ...What'd that guy say when I said 'who's that guy'?"

I would've said

"Oh, that's hot. There isn't a man alive who wouldn't be turned on by that. WELL GOODNIGHT."

[Lionel Hutz]

66. Marge Gets A Job

I am the Angel of Death. The Time of Purification is at hand. followed by Crazy Hat Day!

[Prune Tracy]

67: New Kid on the Block

"I wasn't really gonna kill ya, I was just gonna cut ya. Ah, forget it."

[zach]

68. Mr. Plow

"it's a pornography store. i was buying pornography."

[Lionel Hutz]

69. Lisa's First Word

Can't Sleep. Clown'll eat me
Can't Sleep. Clown'll eat me

[zach]

70. Homer's Triple Bypass

Homer: oh, oatmeal, what a delightful treat! aw, there's a bug in it.
Marge: no there isn't.
Homer: trust me.
(starts eating bacon)
Bart: dad, there's a bug on that.
Homer: eh.

[Lionel Hutz]

^ I would have gone with the Bad Cops opening myself. Suspect is driving a..car of some sort. Suspect is hatless, repeat, hatless.

[King-Size Homer]

71. Marge vs the Monorail

"A solar eclipse, the cosmic ballet goes on."
"Does anyone wanna switch seats?"

[Lionel Hutz]

72. Selma's Choice

Duff Gardens Hoorah!

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

73. Brother from the Same Planet

Homer and the dolphin

[Prune Tracy]

Would have gone with:

68. Mr. Plow

"it's a pornography store. i was buying pornography."

*Homer smashes truck into car*

"D'oh! Heh heh, well at least I got them as good as they got me!"

*realizes it's the family sedan* "D'oh!"

So many great quotes in this one though.

72. Selma's Choice

Duff Gardens Hoorah!

Again, lots of greats, but I'd pick this:

Homer/Bart/Lisa: On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese, I lost my poor meatball, when...
Marge: If you don't mind, we're on our way to a funeral!
Homer: Ding dong, the witch is dead!
Bart: Which old witch?
Homer: The wicked witch!

[zach]

what is this, the "i would have" thread?

[parklife]

i would have made another thread for that

[zach]

74. I Love Lisa

the Monster Mash moments.

[Lionel Hutz]

what is this, the "i would have" thread?

I would have called this the 2nd best gag fom each episode thread

75. Duffless

Moe: You'll be back, and so will you, and you, and you...
Barney: Of course I'll be back. If you didn't close, I'd never leave.

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

76. Last Exit to Springfield

Burns and Smithers running the plant montage.

[zach]

77. So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show

"you couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine."

[Nauru-1]

78. The Front

Homer: It’ll be great to see the old gang again: Potsie, Ralph Malph, the Fonz.
Marge: That was ‘Happy Days’.
Homer: No, they weren’t all happy days, like the time Pinky Tuscadero crashed her motorcycle, or the night I lost all my money to those card sharks and my dad Tom Bosley had to get it back.

[Prune Tracy]

what is this, the "i would have" thread?

Feel free to dispute anything somebody lists

Anyway...

79: Whacking Day

Reverend Lovejoy: And the Lord said, "Whack ye all the serpents which crawl on their bellies and thy town shall be a beacon unto others. So you see Lisa, even God Himself endorses Whacking Day.
Lisa: Let me see that.
Rev: No.

[zach]

then what's the point in putting the next episode. we might as well list the episode name, then let a couple people list their favourite gag from it, and then move on to the next episode.



anyway...

Lord said, "Whack ye all the serpents which crawl on their bellies and thy town shall be a beacon unto others. So you see Lisa, even God Himself endorses Whacking Day.
Lisa: Let me see that.
Rev: No.

i would have gone with evil homer.

[Prune Tracy]

Sorry, didn't realize you would be so put off by that post. I won't do it anymore.

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

80. Marge in Chains

A rather weak episode imo...I dunno, Bart's plan to rescue his mom....

[Lionel Hutz]

81. Krusty Gets Kancelled

Bette Midler takes out the trash.

I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS MIDLER!!