Best gag from each episode

[Lionel Hutz]

30. Brush With Greatness

Burns: Thanks for not making fun of my genitalia.
Marge: I thought I did.

[zach]

32. Lisa's Substitute

"this my little friends is a, schwa......a...AHHH!"

[Nauru-1]

^ I was always partial to Homer's Mummy/Wolf Man bit in the museum.

33. The War of the Simpsons

Has to be Homer's recollection of the night before, but as far as lines go...

Homer: About last night. You might have noticed Daddy acting a little strange and you probably don't understand why.
Bart: I understand why. You were wasted.
Homer: I'm sorry it happened, and I just hope you didn't lose a lot of respect for me.
Bart: Dad, I have as much respect for you as I ever did or ever will.

[zach]

34. Three Men And A Comic Book

[Lionel Hutz]

35. Blood Feud
Has to be Homer's classic Mr. Burns impersonation at the post office.

Homer: Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Postal Clerk: Okay, Mr. Burns, what's your first name?
Homer: I don't know ...... Great plan, Bart.

[zach]

(season 3)

36. Stark Raving Dad

"Lisa, her teeth are big and green. Lisa, she smells like gasoline. Lisa, la la la Lisa. she is my sista, her birthday I mista."

[Nauru-1]

37. Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington

Father: We the purple? What the hell was that?

[zach]

38: When Flanders Failed

"i don't care if Ned Flanders is the nicest guy in the world. he's a jerk. end of story."

[Prune Tracy]

39: Bart the Murderer

"How long does it take to deliver a pizza?"

*pizza truck disappears, Flowers By Irene truck appears*

[zach]

40. Homer Defined

my favourite part of season 3.



Homer: Okay. Okay, think back to your training! (he thinks)

Trainer: Now, Homer, this may very well save your life one-day. This....Homer?
(We see Homer is playing with a Rubik's cube.)
Homer: Yeah?
Trainer: Please, pay attention. This button here controls the emergency override circuit. In the event of a meltdown, push this button and only this button.
Homer: Ooh, a side!
Trainer: Simpson!
Homer: What?
Trainer: You see which button I'm pushing?
Homer: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Push the button. Got it.

Stupid cube, this is all your fault!

[Lionel Hutz]

41. Like Father, Like Clown

SEX CHAT

Automated message: You've reached the Party Line! In a moment, you'll be connected a hot party, with some of the world's most beautiful women! Now, let's join the party.
Krusty: Hello?
Man 1: Hello?
Man 2: Hello?
Apu: Are there any women here?
Krusty: Hello!?
Apu: Are you a beautiful woman?
Krusty: Do I sound like a beautiful woman?
Apu: This is not as hot a party as I anticipated.

[lolcats]

[Lionel Hutz]

^I like that one even better than the first one you put^

[zach]

43. Lisa's Pony

you sound like you're going to buy a pony. promise me you won't.

mmm.

what was that? was that a yes or a no?

buh!

those aren't even words!

snuh!

mmmmm.

(homer grins)

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

Saturdays of Thunder

Homer confronting Martin in the hospital, his roar of anger is particularly hilarious.

[kidpresentable]

Flaming Moe's
" its like there's a party in my mouth and everyone's invited." (maybe not the best but i quote it a lot)

[Company Picnic]

Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk

Homer: Lisa, your father needs your help. Do you know anything about Germany?
Lisa: Well, it's a country in Europe.
Homer: Good, good, I'm learning.
Lisa: It's also a leading economic power.
Homer: Why?
Lisa: Because they're efficient, punctual, and have a strong work ethic.
(Cut to Homer pacing his bedroom)
Homer: Oh no, woe is me.

[zach]

47. I Married Marge

(smithers) now, let's say that there's something wrong with the reactor.....
(homer) there's a problem with the reactor? we're all gonna DIE!

[Prune Tracy]

48: Radio Bart

Krusty's singing voice in "We're Sending Our Love Down the Well". Cracks me up every time.

("Maaarge, he's a good digger" is a close second.)

[zach]

49. Lisa the Greek

Reverend Lovejoy: well, I'm glad some people could resist the lures of the big game.
Man: OH MY GOD, I FORGOT THE GAME!

[Homer Defined]

50. Homer Alone

Troy: Our tour starts in your very own room, where Relaxo-Vision offers you
the latest Hollywood hits. And after midnight, the finest R-rated
movies Europe has to offer! [smacks his lips] Today's selections are...
Some other announcer:
Thelma and Louise,
The Happy Little Elves Meet Fuzzy Snuggleduck, and
The Erotic Awakening of S.

[Lionel Hutz]

51. Bart the Lover

three simple words. I am gay
P.S. I am gay

[Sideshow Ben]

52. Homer at the Bat
Darryl Strawberry sucking up to Burns.

Burns: "Now I want to assure those whose names are not on the list that I'm very disappointed in you. Something was lacking. Let's call it...heart."

Strawberry: "No hustle either, Skip."

Burns: "That's right, Darryl!"

But there are so many other great ones, it was hard to choose.

[Nauru-1]

53. Separate Vocations

Ms. Hoover: Lisa, what nineteenth-century figure was named `Old Hickory'?

Lisa: I don't know. You? [snickers from the class]

Ms. Hoover: Lisa, if you'd bothered to do the assignment, you'd know the answer is... [flips to answer key] The Battle of New Orleans. I mean... Andrew Jackson.

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

54. Dog of Death

http://youtu.be/XMjYY3tbX1k

Damn that took too long and I still could get it to show here....

EDIT: Anyway its a clip of the giant evil gold Homer.

[TriforceBun]

55. Colonel Homer

"Who's that guy? ...What'd that guy say when I said 'who's that guy'?"

[zach]

56. Black Widower



Homer Simpson: Gee, if some snot-nosed kid put me in jail, the first thing I'd do when I got out is find out where he lived, and tear him a new belly button!..........lousy snitch.....YAAH!
Sideshow Bob: Mr. Simpson, you are forgetting the first two noble truths of the Buddha.
Homer Simpson: I am not!

[Lionel Hutz]

57. The Otto Show

Homer humming along to Spanish Flea while the riot police move in

[zach]

58. Bart's Friend Falls in Love

the "homer's change" opening scene,

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

59. Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?

Maggie's translated baby talk.

Maggie: "I want what the dog is eating. Where'd you go? Oh, there you are. Very amusing."