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    82. Homer's Barbershop Quartet

    Homer and the brownies...and George Harrison

    "My what a nice fellow!"

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    83. Cape Feare

    Marge: hmm, this one's done in different handwriting.
    Homer: oh, uh, i wrote that one, after Bart somehow put this tattoo on my butt.

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    84. Homer Goes To College

    Marge: An A+! How did you do it?
    Homer: Oh, let's just say I had help from a little magic box.
    Marge: You changed your grade with a computer?
    Homer: D'oh!
    Season 24: Moonshine River: C | Treehouse of Horror XXIII: B- | Adventures in Baby-Getting: B+ | Gone Abie Gone: C+ | Penny-Wiseguys: D+ | A Tree Grows in Springfield: C- | The Day the Earth Stood Cool: B+ | To Cur With Love: B+ | Homer Goes to Prep School: C | A Test Before Trying: B- | The Changing of the Guardian: C+ | Love is a Many-Splintered Thing: C | Hardly Kirk-ing: B- | Gorgeous Grampa: B+ | Black-Eyed, Please: B- | Dark Knight Court: B- | What Animated Women Want: C | Pulpit Friction: B- | Whiskey Business: C | The Fabulous Faker Boy: C | The Saga of Carl: B- | Dangers on a Train: B+

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    85. Rosebud

    The Ramones

    Mr. Burns: These minstrels will soothe my jangled nerves.
    Ramone 1: I'd just like to say this gig sucks!
    Ramone 2: Hey, up yours, Springfield.
    Ramone 1: One, two, three, four!

    Ramone 3: Go to hell you old bastard.
    Ramone 4: Hey, I think they liked us.
    Burns: Have the Rolling Stones killed.
    Smithers: but sir those aren't-
    Burns: Do as I say!

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    74. I Love Lisa

    the Monster Mash moments.
    Absolutely!
    You are hearing me talk.

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    86. Treehouse of Horror IV

    Brockman: Another local peasant has been found dead -- drained of his blood with two teeth marks on his throat. This black cape was found on the scene.
    [Cape has "DRACULA" written on it]
    Police are baffled.

    Wiggum: We think we're dealing with a supernatural being, most likely a mummy. As a precaution, I've ordered the Egyptian wing of the Springfield museum destroyed.
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    87: Marge on the Lam

    "Tonight's got nothin' to do with nice; tonight's all about...

    "SUNSHINE, LOLLIPOPS, AND RAINBOWS EVERYTHING THAT'S WHAT I FEEL..."
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    Shorts: 1: The Pacifier Watching TV 2: World War III Maggie's Brain 3: Bathtime Scary Movie
    Episodes: 1: Krusty Gets Busted There's No Disgrace Like Home 2: Bart Gets an F Dead Putting Society 3: Homer at the Bat Separate Vocations 4: Marge vs. the Monorail Krusty Gets Kancelled 5: Cape Feare Lady Bouvier's Lover 6: Homer Badman Lisa on Ice 7: King-Size Homer Lisa the Iconoclast 8: Homer's Enemy Homer's Phobia 9: Bart Carny The Trouble with Trillions 10: Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" 11: Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder 12: HOMЯ Tennis the Menace 13: Tales from the Public Domain She of Little Faith 14: The Dad Who Knew Too Little Helter Shelter 15: The Ziff Who Came to Dinner Bart-Mangled Banner 16: A Star Is Torn She Used to Be My Girl 17: My Fair Laddy The Italian Bob 18: The Haw-Hawed Couple The Boys of Bummer 19: Funeral for a Fiend All About Lisa 20: Gone Maggie Gone The Good, the Sad and the Drugly 21: The Bob Next Door The Color Yellow 22: Donnie Fatso Love is a Many Strangled Thing 23: The Falcon and the D'ohman A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again 24: Hardly Kirk-ing What Animated Women Want 25: The War of Art What to Expect When Bart's Expecting

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    87. Marge on the Lam



    Ruth: ... Tonight isn't about fun Marge, tonight's about... (Pushes in tape)

    "Sunshine lollipops and rainbows..."

    Ruth: Oops, wrong side... (Turns over tape)

    "Welcome to the Jungle we've got fun and games..."



    Wiggum: We've got a high speed chase on our hands... (Pushes in tape)

    "Sunshine lollipops and rainbows..."

    Wiggum: (Happily) ... Everywhere that's what it's like when we're together...

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    88: Bart's Inner Child

    Homer: Tramapoline! Trampopoline!

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    89.Boy-Scoutz N the Hood
    “well if it isn't the leader of the weiner patrol boning up on his nerd lessons”

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    90. The Last Temptation of Homer

    Homer: Moe, I need your advice
    Moe: Yeah?
    Homer: See, I got this friend, Joey Jo-Jo Junior... Shabadoo?
    Moe: That's the worst name I ever heard
    [man runs out of the bar crying)
    Barney: Hey, Joey Jo-Jo!

    or the big hand guy
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    $pringfield

    Lisa: I'm not Florida, I'm a monster.
    Homer: No! The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother. I call him Gamblor! And we must rescue your mother from his neon claws!

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    80. Marge in Chains

    A rather weak episode imo...I dunno, Bart's plan to rescue his mom....
    Don't mean to sound like a dick but what was the point in even responding if you didn't have one? In my opinion, this is a great episode with, off the top of my head, 5 or 6 top quality moments, including the legendary Lionel Hutz at his very best:

    Lionel Hutz: Now don't you worry, Mrs. Simpson, I... uh-oh. We've drawn Judge Snyder.
    Marge: Is that bad?
    Lionel Hutz: Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog.
    Marge: You did?
    Lionel Hutz: Well, replace the word "kinda" with the word "repeatedly," and the word "dog" with "son."

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    I responded because I wished to...and I stand by my opinion, forgettable and pretty damn weak episode.

    92. Homer the Vigilante

    "Stamp collection? Haw Haw!"

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    93. Bart Gets Famous

    Kent Brockman's inability to say Kuala Lumpur. France!

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    94. Homer and Apu:

    "Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart?"

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    95: Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy

    Lisa: All right. Now all we need is a name.

    Bart: How about Blabbermouth, the jerky doll for jerks?

    Lisa: How about Minerva, after the Roman goddess of wisdom?

    Stacy Lovell: Ehh, not enough commercial appeal.

    Bart: Wendy Windbag? Ugly Doris? Hortense the Mule-Faced Doll!

    Stacy Lovell: I think we should name her after Lisa. We'll call her Lisa Lionheart.

    Bart: No, Loudmouth Lisa! Stupid Lisa Garbage Face! I can't stand this any longer. Somebody please pay attention to me! Hello, pay attention to me! Look at me! I'm Bart, I'm Bart! Look at me, look at me, look at me!

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    96. Deep Space Homer


    "Ladies and gentlemen, er, we've just lost the picture, but, uh, what we've seen speaks for itself. The Corvair spacecraft has been taken over -- "conquered", if you will -- by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive earth men or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain, there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here.

    And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves."

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    97. Homer Loves Flanders



    Homer: Hehehe, I don't need her at all anymore.
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    Bart Gets An Elephant

    "Like most people, sure... I've dealt a little ivory."

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    99. Burns' Heir

    Homer: OK, boy, I wrote down exactly what to say. Just read it and you're a shoo-in!
    Bart: Hello, Mr. ...Kurns. I bad want...money now. Me sick.
    Homer: Ooh, he card-reads good.
    Bart: So pick please me, Mr. Burns.
    Homer: It's "Kurns", stupid!
    Marge: No it's not!
    Homer: Disregard.

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    100. Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song

    You're fired!
    I'm sorry, did...did you just call me a liar?
    No, I said you were fired.
    Oh. That's much worse.

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    101. The Boy Who Knew Too Much

    Wiggum: Oh my God! Someone's taken a bite out of the big Rice Krispie Square.
    Oh Yeah, and the waiter's been brutally beaten. Hehe.

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    102. Lady Bouvier's Lover

    in my top 5 favourite quotes from the show:

    "this...this is a Snagglepuss drawn by hic heisler, it is worth something. this...this is an arm, drawn by nobody, it is worth nothing!"



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    103: Secrets of a Successful Marriage

    Gotta be Funk Dancing for Self-Defense.
    Favourite/least favourite by seasons that I own (somewhat stolen from Financial Panther):

    3 - Dog of Death/When Flanders Failed 4 - Lisa's First Word/So it's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show 5 - Secrets of a Successful Marriage/Bart's Inner Child 6 - And Maggie Makes Three/Another Simpsons Clip Show 7 - Marge Be Not Proud/Bart the Fink 8 - Homer's Phobia/The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase 9 - King of the Hill/Trash of the Titans 10 - Wild Barts Can't Be Broken/Maximum Homerdrive

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    (season 6)

    104. Bart of Darkness

    so many great quotes.

    "kippers for breakfast, Aunt Helga? is it St. Swithin's Day already? 'tis, replied Aunt Helga"
    "i'm going i'm going."

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    105. Lisa's Rival

    Ralph: [whispering] Lisa, what's the answer to number seven?
    Lisa: [whispering] Sorry, Ralph. That would defeat the purpose of testing as a means of student evaluation.
    Ralph: [pause] My cat's name is Mittens.
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    Clown in the Dumps - C- The Wreck of the Relationship - D+ Super Franchise Me - D Treehouse of Horror XXV - C+

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    106. Another Simpsons Clip Show
    Marge: I want us to deal with the issues raised by this book.
    Homer: [takes it] Hmm...
    [clip from 8F17: book lands on fire]
    Marge: Hmm...I knew we shouldn't have put a fireplace in the bedroom.
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    Quote Originally Posted by InsomniaDealer View Post
    106. Another Simpsons Clip Show
    Marge: I want us to deal with the issues raised by this book.
    Homer: [takes it] Hmm...
    [clip from 8F17: book lands on fire]
    Marge: Hmm...I knew we shouldn't have put a fireplace in the bedroom.
    oh damn i was getting pictures. anyway it goes with your bedroom scene quote anyway.



    Marge: [sniffling] This romance is so full of heartfelt passion. I can really identify with this corn-fed heroine. Homer...Homer, you awake? This is important...give me some sign you're awake...



    Homer: [belches]



    Marge: [annoyed] Wake up!
    Homer: [slurred] Wha? What's wrong? House run away? Dog's on fire?



    Marge: Homey, do you think the romance has gone out of our lives?



    Homer: [belches]



    Marge: [annoyed] Wake up!



    Homer: Marge, it's 3:00am and I worked all day!
    Marge: It's 9:30pm and you spend your whole Saturday drinking beer in Maggie's kiddie pool!



    -----------------------------------------

    107. Itchy & Scratchy Land



    "i'm not tired marge, i'm not tired at all."





    "glad that wasn't us."

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    108. Sideshow Bob Roberts

    Smithers as Deep Throat

    Smithers: I can't tell you who I am, but I worked on the campaign.
    Homer: Hey, Mr. Smithers!
    Smithers: Well, you might as well give me a ride home now.

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