The Simpsons Puntastic 111th Season (and Series Send-off)!

[The Governor]

YRYOCC01: "Mall Singing, Mall Dancing"
The family decides to break out into song and dance...at the mall; Many use this distraction to do some looting.

YRYOCC02: "Spaghetti-O's and Jelly It"
Marge removes cheap pasta and jelly from Bart's diet because of insane amounts of sugar, chemical 34; Lisa cannot stop sniffing Snowball 44's tail.

YRYOCC03: "Moe-Catraz"
Moe rents out the basement for a mob torture chamber every Thursday; Homer and Bart take piano lessons, xanax. Bart exceeds, Homer gets arthritis.

YRYOCC04: "Barley and Beer Factory"
Homer drinks some tainted Duff, gets sick, sober; Marge tries to make amends with her mother, fails, gets slapped. Bart makes fun of grandma's station wagon.

YRYOCC05: "Quim's Fairy Tails"
Mayor Quimby makes a run for the state senate seat, fails for not being corrupt enough; Homer tries to reshape abs, develops hernia.

YRYOCC06: "Bartist"
Bart wants to give skateboarding an "artist" twist by painting a giant canvas while coming off the half-pipe; Lisa gets dumber for accidently using lead-based paint.

YRYOCC07: "When in Bout"
Lisa joins a jr. Boxing league, breaks nose, makes friends; Homer becomes a neat freak at work, cleans the buttons on his T-437 console, shorts out buttons.

[King-Size Homer]

YRYOCC08: "Children of Marge's Garden"
Marge decides that she wants to plant a garden using the remains of locally deceased children. Meanwhile, Hanz Moleman becomes a ballerina.

YRYOCC09: "Principal and the Pipebomb"
Bart thinks that he has accidently killed Principal Skinner with a pipebomb, but later finds out it wasn't the real Seymour Skinner.

YRYOCC10: "Super Mutant Homer Turtle"
After Homer is bitten by a turtle, he mutates into a giant turtle and annoys everyone. Meanwhile, Lisa solves an easy crossward puzzle.

YRYOCC11: "A Maggie in Time"
When Maggie discovers that she can teleport through time, she uses this to her advantage, and goes back to when she shot Mr. Burns so she can do it repeatedly.

YRYOCC12: "Together Again Natura-Diddily"
Professor Frink is able to bring Maude Flanders back to life. After a short period of time together with Ned, Homer "accidently" brutally murders her with a plunger. Meanwhile, Bart becomes obsessed with stamp collections.

YRYOCC13: "Marge Eats Herself"
Marge decides to eat herself and Homer allows it. Meanwhile Grampa Simpson enters a hot dog eating competition.

YRYOCC14: "Mr. Burns Threatens to Blow Up Springfield, D'oh"
Mr. Burns threatens to blow up Springfield by causing a meltdown at the power plant. Meanwhile, Homer buys a troll to make Bart jealous.

[The Angry Animated Comedy Nerd]

YRYOCC11: "A Maggie in Time"
When Maggie discovers that she can teleport through time, she uses this to her advantage, and goes back to when she shot Mr. Burns so she can do it repeatedly.

This one had me laughing pretty hard.

[The Angry Animated Comedy Nerd]

Here... I'll finish this thread off with these one's I already wrote... since it looks like everyone stopped caring about these joke threads.

YRYOCC15: "Citizen Insane"
Marge loses her mind and must be treated for bipolar borderline personality disorder as a result of living with Homer for all these years; To cheer Marge up Homer buys a pet anaconda that promptly eats Santa's Little Helper. Bart holds a funeral for his beloved dead pet.

YRYOCC16: "WTF"
It's the episode that incest fans have demanded for years.. Bart and Lisa finally "hook-up" as it were; Then in another shocking twist Homer reveals that he and Marge are actually brother and sister.

YRYOCC17: "What About Bob's Revenge?"
Sideshow Bob hatches his greatest master plan, a true work of Machiavellian art; by shooting Bart dead with a mere handgun he got from Herman's Military Antiques and not an elaborate plan, how can he simply not succeed?
In the shocking twist ending Bob gets foiled yet again, as his gun is missing the firing pin all along; but just as Bob is being dragged to prison, Bart gets hit by a fiery falling TV satellite and dies.
(Guest Starring: Kelsey Grammer)

YRYOCC18: "Dearly De-Barted"
The Simpsons are going to... the crematorium! Right after the funeral, to collect Bart's ashes.
(part 1 of 3)

YRYOCC19: "Took My Love, Took It Down"
As a lingering result of Bart's death Marge questions her belief in God's divine plan, she slowly finds herself becoming agnostic.. but then she becomes full blown atheist. This leads to the family unit completely dissolving and leading her to discover what must be finally done. (part 2 of 3)

YRYOCC20: "Fox Takes Out The Trash"
Homer, Lisa, and Maggie suddenly all seemingly vanish.. Marge is faced with a difficult decision.. and takes a drive to the Fox Studios.
After pleading with the Fox executives for forty days and forty nights, they agree the series has gone on much to far... and cancel the Simpsons once and for all!
Marge watches as she is erased and realizes where the rest of her family went.. as she then rejoins them in heaven (this shot is to be done without computers and just cells like the old days).

As the credits roll.. the final shot of the series is a live action clip of Al Jean chained to a fence.. getting pelted with old fruit and burning tires. (part 3 of 3/ series finale)

THE END>

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

So...how many threads of ridiculous season numbers have you made now, Jake? 18?

[The Governor]

Three, and as the title of this one says, its the last.

[Prune Tracy]

Three, and as the title of this one says, its the last.

Haven't you made 4? 50, 75, 100, and now this one?

[laurso99]

DUMB001. Homer decides to burn an orphan alive and Lisa tries to harness the power of Onomatopoeia to win a literacy contest, discovers contest was actually maths oriented.
DUMB002. Marge becomes a baseball pro, Homer feels emasculated and burns a hooker alive. Selma marries Professer Frink.
DUMB003. Maggie becomes the head of a worldwide diaper business and leaves Bart and Lisa behind. They decide to cope by adopting a small Ethiopian child who Homer mistakes for Carl, learns lesson about equality.
DUMB004. Marge becomes a professional chess player. Bart buys a fax machine.
DUMB005. Homer and Lisa become detectives, Bart is enraged kicks a pig (actually cardboard cut out). Selma marries Squeaky Voiced Teen.
DUMB006. Lisa protests for gay rights. Lisa protests for lemon rights. Bart buys a photocopier.
DUMB007. Homer fights a dolphin. Selma marries a squid.
DUMB008. Lisa becomes a film star. Moe dates her stunt double, gets put on a register.
DUMB009. Homer fights an Armadillo. Patty makes a paté (but forgets to use correct herbs and spices - hilarity and frank depictions of drug dependency ensue)
DUMB010. Dolph becomes a mailman, Kearney is unimpressed. Lenny remains neutral on the matter.
DUMB011. Homer becomes enraged that the Town Crier is stealing his newspapers every mourning, forgets he is town crier, eats a cornish pasty. Bart gains yet another useless hobby.
DUMB012. Homer does a dance, Lisa doesn't. Lenny remains neutral on the matter.
DUMB013. Skinner finally kills his mother. Homer becomes a Vaudeville superstar.
DUMB014. Lisa is jealous after Bart learns harmonica. Homer forgets he went to space, goes again, then forgets about it.
DUMB015. Marge becomes a professional tiddlywinkler, winks suggestively at Wiggum's winkle, forum's worldwide are outraged. Lady Gaga guest stars.
DUMB016. Skinner peels off the skin of Lenny's body and superglues it the face of his recently deceased mother, makes a badger watch. Lenny is no longer neutral on the matter.
DUMB017. Marge leaves Homer with Ned Flanders and Bart runs away to join the circus, but Homer doesn't care because he's more concerned with a pigeon he is determined is mocking him. Lisa superglues a trombone to her head.
DUMB018. Selma marries Wiggum. Carl goes on holiday, Judge Snyder is upset by this but won't say why. Homer doesn't care. Frank Grimes rises from the dead and kicks a horse. Lisa cries.
GDBYE19. The family reunite, all is forgotten. They decide to focus on the good times they had and forget the bad. They decide to leave Springfield for good this time, they had a good run but now realise they had outstayed their welcome. They leave to a grand emotional farewell. Lenny is... still dead.

[Company Picnic]

DUMB003. Maggie becomes the head of a worldwide diaper business and leaves Bart and Lisa behind. They decide to cope by adopting a small Ethiopian child who Homer mistakes for Carl, learns lesson about equality.
DUMB004. Marge becomes a professional chess player. Bart buys a fax machine.
DUMB005. Homer and Lisa become detectives, Bart is enraged kicks a pig (actually cardboard cut out). Selma marries Squeaky Voiced Teen.

I could definitely imagine these as real episodes. They're all pretty funny plots though, kudos.

[Rich Uncle Skeleton]

BONUS001: A 25-minute Simpsons spectacular special, where the Simpsons sing the clean version of "I'm on a Boat" 10x slower than the original. Features a Sideshow Bob nude scene.

[The Angry Animated Comedy Nerd]

So Jake... you should finish the series off.

[The Angry Animated Comedy Nerd]

YRYOCC08: "Retardos" (SERIES FINALE)
Space Ghost of 'SGC2C' fame shows up in Springfield drunken, jobless, and half insane.
So Bart invites him to stay with the 'fam' until Spacey can get back on his feet.
But when things are starting to look up, next thing you know Space Ghost drunkenly rapes Homer to death.
Space Ghost is happy to then find out what he did was not a crime... but an act of compassion, since everyone wishes the Simpsons cancelled; and killing Homer achieved just that.
And so with Homer dead... Fox gives the go ahead for a whole new Space Ghost C2C... and this time.... it's personal!

Oh, excuse me, I meant to write... this time... Space Ghost is personable..... to the guests.... UNTIL HE RAPES THEM DEAD!

skull.

[The Governor]

So Jake... you should finish the series off.

Nah, I think the magic of the thing will protect itself.

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

YRYOCC08: "Retardos" (SERIES FINALE)
Space Ghost of 'SGC2C' fame shows up in Springfield drunken, jobless, and half insane.
So Bart invites him to stay with the 'fam' until Spacey can get back on his feet.
But when things are starting to look up, next thing you know Space Ghost drunkenly rapes Homer to death.
Space Ghost is happy to then find out what he did was not a crime... but an act of compassion, since everyone wishes the Simpsons cancelled; and killing Homer achieved just that.
And so with Homer dead... Fox gives the go ahead for a whole new Space Ghost C2C... and this time.... it's personal!

Oh, excuse me, I meant to write... this time... Space Ghost is personable..... to the guests.... UNTIL HE RAPES THEM DEAD!

skull.

What the fuck man. Don't ruin one of my favorite shows for me.

[The Angry Animated Comedy Nerd]

What the fuck man. Don't ruin one of my favorite shows for me.

A... did you miss the point of this thread.

skull.

[lolcats]

Someone lock this thing!

[The Governor]

closed.