OMGBFF01: "The Shining"
Marge decides to wax the car with a candle; Lisa steals first base in protest of the rare spider living beneath it at the ballpark.
OMGBFF02: "Value Pax"
When Ned gets his own show on the Pax network the network has to pay people to watch it; Homer wants more than everyone else.
OMGBFF03: "Sing Bark Sing!"
Bart falls in love with a tree because it reminds him of his 4th girlfriend, but has to keep SLH from peeing on it; Marge thinks she sees a falling star, but it turns out to be dust on the telescope.
OMGBFF04: "Mr. Skinner's Opus"
Skinner finds out he didn't graduate, but doesn't care; Half of Springfield hasn't graduated, doesn't care, either.
OMGBFF05: "that's so PHAT!"
Bart tries to hide his fatness by dressing in pure hip hop threads, but can't rap, yo; Homer can't tell between a G-Unit and a G-Spot.
OMGBFF06: "Another Simpsons Clipshoe"
The Simpsons recall all their stories that revolve around shoes, featuring a couch gag brought to you by Dr. and Mrs. Sholes.
OMGBFF07: "Accidently on Porposie"
Lisa accidently drops her ice cream onto a porpoise's blowhole causing it to die. Saddened, she takes it's baby and tries to raise it in the bathtub; Marge tries cooking with bath salts.
OMGBFF08: "It's Sweets Month"
Bart eats some cereal that has 100x the concentration of sugar than actual sugar; Homer wants a divorce, but realizes it's too expensive, changes mind.