The Simpsons: EPIC 50th Season

[The Governor]

OMGBFF01: "The Shining"
Marge decides to wax the car with a candle; Lisa steals first base in protest of the rare spider living beneath it at the ballpark.

OMGBFF02: "Value Pax"
When Ned gets his own show on the Pax network the network has to pay people to watch it; Homer wants more than everyone else.

OMGBFF03: "Sing Bark Sing!"
Bart falls in love with a tree because it reminds him of his 4th girlfriend, but has to keep SLH from peeing on it; Marge thinks she sees a falling star, but it turns out to be dust on the telescope.

OMGBFF04: "Mr. Skinner's Opus"
Skinner finds out he didn't graduate, but doesn't care; Half of Springfield hasn't graduated, doesn't care, either.

OMGBFF05: "that's so PHAT!"
Bart tries to hide his fatness by dressing in pure hip hop threads, but can't rap, yo; Homer can't tell between a G-Unit and a G-Spot.

OMGBFF06: "Another Simpsons Clipshoe"
The Simpsons recall all their stories that revolve around shoes, featuring a couch gag brought to you by Dr. and Mrs. Sholes.

OMGBFF07: "Accidently on Porposie"
Lisa accidently drops her ice cream onto a porpoise's blowhole causing it to die. Saddened, she takes it's baby and tries to raise it in the bathtub; Marge tries cooking with bath salts.

OMGBFF08: "It's Sweets Month"
Bart eats some cereal that has 100x the concentration of sugar than actual sugar; Homer wants a divorce, but realizes it's too expensive, changes mind.

[Zombies Rise from the Sea]

I've got one word to say about this season.

Classic.

Seriously, great parody.

[Financial Panther]

Oh, Jake, you've done it again.

[Swoony]

That is so spot on that I wouldn't be surprised if fox stole your ideas. Brilliant.

[Company Picnic]

This would actually be way more surreal and entertaining than any of the guest-star driven crap of today, even if it is a parody. Absolutely brilliant.

Also love the production codes for the episodes

[Jesse Pinkman]

do i even need to say it? well, i'm going to anyway; funny, amazing stuff jake

[The Thompsons]

You're probably not that far off Jake. These ideas might actually pop up in the near future. Those B stories are gold!

[MagicalManFromHappyLand]

I lost it at 'Another Simpsons Clipshoe', hilarious. PLEASE post more.

[Homer Defined]

OMGBFF03: "Sing Bark Sing!"
Bart falls in love with a tree because it reminds him of his 4th girlfriend, but has to keep SLH from peeing on it; Marge thinks she sees a falling star, but it turns out to be dust on the telescope.

OMGBFF05: "that's so PHAT!"
Bart tries to hide his fatness by dressing in pure hip hop threads, but can't rap, yo; Homer can't tell between a G-Unit and a G-Spot.

OMGBFF06: "Another Simpsons Clipshoe"
The Simpsons recall all their stories that revolve around shoes, featuring a couch gag brought to you by Dr. and Mrs. Sholes.

OMGBFF08: "It's Sweets Month"
Bart eats some cereal that has 100x the concentration of sugar than actual sugar; Homer wants a divorce, but realizes it's too expensive, changes mind.

LMAO! These are the best ones. What's scary though is I could see "It's Sweets Month" and "that's so PHAT!" being future episodes.

[The Governor]

Thanks, guys, although I have no idea why I accidently posted this in the Android's Dungeon...anyway, here's some more:

OMGBFF09: "Shiver"
When the furnace breaks, everyone but Homer shivers because he's fat; SLH develops a taste for Snowball 9's furballs. Bart gets footage on his cellphone camera.

OMGBFF10: "Nowhere Girl"
Lisa runs away to Shelbyville to get away from Bart, but falls in love with his Shelbyville counterpart; Marge and Homer do the same, commit "town-cest".

OMGBFF11: "Twitter Bird"
The entire episode is nothing but tweets via an extended couch gag. First tweet: "Hope you have a really, really big tv!" The final scene is the Gracie "Shooshie" lady in the audience with her smartphone. Get's booted from theater.

OMGBFF12: "The Flab 4"
The B-Sharps all reunite to perform an informercial about diet pills; Ned's second ghost wife returns to rearrange the fridge and cheat on him.

OMGBFF13: "Vanishing Point Break"
Lisa and a local gang of surfers protest the construction along the shore, DUDE!, saying it causes erosion of the beach; Quimby doesn't care, says there's too many deuchebags.

OMGBFF14: "Star Shrek: The Next Incarceration"
Kirk manages to get some dirt on Patrick Stewart and Mike Meyers and he blackmails them to play Piccard and Shrek for Milhouse; Homer tries to kidnap Rainer Wolfcastle, gets an asswhuppin.

[Prune Tracy]

I like the OMGBFF production code.

[The Governor]

OMGBFF15: "The Dilemma"
When the family takes Milhouse out for dinner at Denny's, he starts crying for no reason; Homer returns his half-eaten meal 3 times. Bart keeps throwing coffee creamers over his wrong shoulder, intentionally.

OMGBFF16: "Bart's Cat Gets a Hiss-terectomy"
Worried about kittens, Bart gets Snowball 13 spayed with the Lil'Bastard Cat Spaying Kit; Homer wants Marge to get her tubes tied "just in case", after the surgery, he meant "get the garden hoses fixed."

OMGBFF17: "Lisa's Facebook"
Lisa posts her entire DNA code on Facebook because she's bored, crashes Facebook server; Homer 'accidently' signs up to a pay-porn site. Identity gets stolen.

OMGBFF18: "Carhold Sales"
The family tries to sell their crap, again, and wind up making $32.19 over four days; Homer tries selling Grandpa on the Travelling Antiques Roadshow, gets arrested. Bail is a lot more than $32.19.

OMGBFF19: "Treehouse of Horror 51"
When the car breaks down in front of a Towing Company / Fortune Teller, the Seer, while getting the flatbed ready, shows the kids what they'd look like 50 years older: Lisa, fat; Bart, fat; Maggie? Fat.

OMGBFF20: "The Stand"
Bart and Lisa open a fruit and vegetable stand that sells scary looking produce that look like dead presidents; Homer buys a Vietnam-era flame thrower for "burning leaves". Gets busted for not having a Flanders burning permit.

OMGBFF21: "Ex Marks the Bart"
Jessica, Gina, Gretta and Nikki all suddenly want to date Bart again. Bart agrees to let the winner in a battle royal go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes; Lisa's objects, but worries she'll get beaten to a pulp by the winner, so keeps quiet.

OMGBFF22: "Season Finale" (Season Finale)
Feeling the end is near, the family takes out living wills; Homer and Marge let the viewers decide if Springfield lives or dies after a core meltdown.

[Simpsonfan]

got to hand it to you Jake these are classics.

[The Angry Animated Comedy Nerd]

PABF22: "The Stand-Off-Ish"

Bart and Lisa open an organic fruit and vegetable stand that sells scary looking produce that seemingly resembles dead presidents... but when one looks like Jerry Garcia, the 'dead-head' hippies from the alley take it over; next Homer buys a Vietnam-era flame thrower for "burning leaves". He soon gets busted for not having Flanders' burning permit (which he stole) and then burnt promptly.

I can feel this one.. actually coming soon... so I changed it a bit for the writers to steal more readily.

[Financial Panther]

It should be THOH 49, not 51.

[laurso99]

^Nah the writer's clearly ran out of ideas and had a few more TOHs than really acceptable.

Some of these don't even sound like parodies Eg:

Lisa steals first base in protest of the rare spider living beneath it at the ballpark.

Sounds so realistic it's scary. Jake seemingly had it as a B plot but the writer's have had blander Lisa protest stories as A plots.

[Jesse Pinkman]

i originally read one of them as 'homer accidentally joins a gay-porn site' and was like 'eh, too far.'

can't wait for this season, it's finally going to bring the show back to the classic era.

[shoz999]

You should be a writer for The Simpsons. Technically there's a lot of us who have great ideas for a modern Simpson Episode that will be as good as the Classic Simpson Episodes, but this is just hilarious. Though, I must remind you that they need a good plot as well. Lack of plot, and more focus on jokes did got people saying "Zombie Simpsons" instead of "Modern Simpsons", thought I have to say that these would make good plots.

[The Thompsons]

I think we have a new showrunner named Le Jake.

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

OMGBFF22: "Season Finale" (Season Finale)

Pffthahahahaha.

[zartok-35]

I can't wait for "The Dilemma" and "Accidently on Porposie".

[Zombies Rise from the Sea]

Lisa runs away to Shelbyville to get away from Bart, but falls in love with his Shelbyville counterpart; Marge and Homer do the same, commit "town-cest".

That is a good plot gone bad; funnily enough, I'll be alive long enough to see that happen.

Nice job Jake!