Fanscript The Maggie Simpson Show E617 Maggie Breaks A Leg

[Simpsonfan]

MAGGIE'S WORD: You should never walk on the ice it is dangerous

FADE TO BLACK

FADE INTO THE SIMPSONS KITCHEN

The Simpson Family are eating breakfast at the table

MAGGIE: Has its near Christmas would it be ok if I went to the mall to buy something
LISA: Well yes Maggie I approve
HOMER: Sure Maggie i'll take you after breakfast

Then Marge looks out of the window

MARGE: I don't think you guys should go due to thev weather
MAGGIE: Mommy I have walked in snow many times and came out smelling of roses
MARGE: Maggie if you think its ok then its ok with me
MAGGIE: Thanks Mommy

Maggie eats her breakfast very fast

LISA: Slow down Maggie you have all morning
MAGGIE: Sorry I got carried away
BART: Like usual
MAGGIE: Bart what's bumming you out
BART: Nothing its just that I heard Melissa is back from Juvie
LISA: Would be nice to see her again after so many years
MAGGIE: Yeah that girl could do many things with her brain like think and stuff

Homer gets out of his seat

HOMER: Come on Maggie lets go to your Mall
MAGGIE: Ok i'd better put on my welliingtons and my warm socks
BART: You don't wear socks
MAGGIE: I do if its so cold that it could freeze the balls off a brass Monkey
MARGE: Maggie Simpson I don't care for your choice of words
MAGGIE: Well its my choice and I choose those words

Marge Murmers

FADE TO INSIDE HOMER'S CAR

Maggie is in the back wearing a seatbelt

MAGGIE: Daddy the seatbelt is cutting off my blood circulation can I take it off
HOMER: Ok

Maggie takes off her seatbelt

But he then gets pulled over by Police Chief Wiggum

HOMER: Anything wrong Officer
WIGGUM: Yeah your daughter isn't wearing a seatbelt and that's a felleny
MAGGIE: Wiggum I refuse to wear one as it cuts off the circulation to my Legs
WIGGUM: I'm sorry Maggie but its the law
MAGGIE: Nuts to the law
HOMER TO MAGGIE: (Wispers) Maggie when we're on the road you can take it off again
WIGGUM: I hope I didn't hear what I thought I heard
HOMER: And so what if you did
WIGGUM: Then you would be fined
HOMER: Well then you did hear me give Maggie permission to undo her seatbelt when we are on the road
WIGGUM: Is that so, then i'm giving a fine Mr Simpson for $30
HOMER: Aw Crap

FADE TO SPRINGFIELD MALL CAR LOT

Homer isv having trouble stearing the car as it is Very Icy

HOMER: Its like an ice skeating rink

Homer parks the car up in Spot B1

HOMER: Maggie when you get out of the car I want you to be very careful
MAGGIE: Why
HOMER: Its icy and I don't want you getting hurt
MAGGIE: Thank you for your concern Daddy but i'll be fine
HOMER: Ok Maggie

Maggie opens the car backdoor and she stands on the snow

MAGGIE: Hmm this doesn't seem to bad

Maggie takes another step

MAGGIE: No ice here hes just worrying about nothing

Maggie makes her way to the entrance when suddenly she slips and falls

Homer has seen Maggie fall and goes over to her

HOMER: Maggie, are you ok
MAGGIE: No my leg really hurts (Cries in Pain)

Then Ned Flanders is passing and sees Maggie is hurt

FLANDERS: What the didley
HOMER: Ned Maggie is hurt so could you perhaps pray to God
FLANDERS: I'd love to but God can't heal this I’ll call for ambulance
Ned Flanders calls 911 on his Cellfone

FLANDERS: Hello this is Ned Flanders I’d like an ambulance Please

Pan to a shot of Maggie on thev floor holding her leg

FADE TO BLACK

FADE INTO SPRINGFIELD GENREAL HOSPITAL

Pan to The ER Department

Maggie is now only wearing a white Gown

HEBERT: How did this happen
MAGGIE: I slipped on the ice
HEBERT: Well lets get you off to X-Ray

Maggie is taken to X-Ray by a porter

FADE TO THE X-RAY ROOM

Maggie is lying on a table

TECHNATION: Hi i'm Linda i'm going to take a picture of your broken leg
MAGGIE: Ok

The X-Ray machine takes a picture of Maggie's broken leg

FADE TO LATER IN ER

Dr Hebert is looking at Maggie's X-Ray

HEBERT: Maggie it seems you have broken your Tib and Fib
MAGGIE: What!
HEBERT: The Bottom of your leg
MAGGIE: Right
HEBERT: You will need an operation to correct the injury
MAGGIE: You mean i'll have to stay in overnight
HEBERT: Don't worry Maggie we will look after you on the children's ward
MAGGIE: Ok Great, but I have no PJ's
HEBERT: Don't worry we will lend you some
MAGGIE: Thank you

FADE TO THE CHILDREN'S WARD

Maggie is placed in a bed next to a girl named Missy

MISSY: Hi there
MAGGIE: Hi
MISSY: Welcome to the Kids Ward
MAGGIE: Thanks
MISSY: What's your problem
MAGGIE: Broken Leg
MISSY: I'm in for a pacemaker
MAGGIE: You mean you have a bad heart
MISSY: Yes isn't that a kick in the butt
MAGGIE: Yes I guess it is

Then the nurse comes round with pain killers

NURSE: Painkillers Maggie
MAGGIE: Please

The Nurse gives Maggie some painkillers in orange liquid

MAGGIE: Nurse, I really need to pee
NURSE: Ok Maggie i'll get the other nurse to take you

Maggie is taken to the Bathroom by another nurse

MAGGIE: Cover me up please Boys can see my Personal Area

Later Maggie has returned from the bathroom and is now wearing PJ's provided by the Hospital

The Nurse gives Maggie a sandwich

MAGGIE: Thank you very much

Maggie eats her sandwich

MISSY: Good isn't it
MAGGIE: Yes Tuna Fish
MISSY: Mine was too
MAGGIE: I have an operation tomarrow so I can't have breakfast
MISSY: That is a shame, because its Lucky Charms

The nurse comes to them

NURSE: Missy get your PJ's on
MISSY: But I want to talk to Maggie
NURSE: Maggie is in a lot of pain so she needs rest
MISSY: Ok

The nurse draws Missys Certain

FADE TO BLACK

FADE INTO THE NEXT MORNING

Maggie wakes up and so does Missy

MISSY: Morning Maggie
MAGGIE: Morning
Dr Hebert comes to see Maggie

HEBERT: Maggie you have an operation this morning
MAGGIE: Well i'm not over the moon about it but it must be done

Fade to Later

Maggie is taken to the Theatre for an operation

FADE TO OPERATING THEATRE ONE

Maggie has removed her PJ Bottoms so that the Sergens can do the job

HEBERT: Ok Maggie i'm gonna give you a local anocetic

He sticks Maggie with a needle

Maggie begins to feel tired

MAGGIE: I feel tired

HEBERT: Ok i'm just going to life you on to the operating table

He does so and lays her flat

He gives her some anocetic and Maggie goes to sleep

FADE TO BLACK

FADE INTO THE CHIDREN'S WARD

Maggie wakes up in bed she has an oxygen mask on her face to help her breathe

MISSY: How ya feeling
MAGGIE: Tired but i'll live
MISSY: That's the spirt Maggie

The nurse Comes over and sees if Maggie is ok

NURSE: Leave your mask on a bit longer sweetie
MAGGIE: Ok
MISSY: Nurse is Maggie going to be ok
NURSE: Yes she'll be fine shes just a bit tired from the operation

Then Homer enters the room

HOMER: Hi Maggie
MAGGIE: If I wasn't tired and in pain i'd give you such an ass kicking
HOMER: Maggie what did I do

Maggie takes off her mask

MAGGIE: (Angry) youi wanted to know what you did,Ha lets see you didn't hold my hand that's why I slipped
HOMER: But I didn't want people thinking we're boyfriend and girlfriend
MAGGIE: Don't be silly Daddy they wouldn't have thought that at all
HOMER: I'm sorry Maggie
MAGGIE: Sorry isn't gonna fix my leg is it Daddy
HOMER: Well no
MAGGIE: Well in that case i'm never ever speaking to you again

Maggie puts her mask back on

FADE TO A FEW DAYS LATER AT THEV SIMPSONS HOUSE, LIVING ROOM

Maggie is out of Hospital and is walking on crutches

BART: Hey Mags
MAGGIE: Hey Bart
BART: Hows your leg
MAGGIE: Its ok but its just a bit sore

Maggie has a pink Cast on her right leg

BART: Do you want any help getting to the couch
MAGGIE: Yes if you don't mind Bart

Bart helps Maggie to the couch so she can sit down and rest her leg

BART: Do you want a pillow for your leg
MAGGIE: Please Bart

Bart lifts up Maggie's leg very gentley and puts it on a pillow

BART: Ok if you want anything else i'll be in my room reading comics
MAGGIE: OK, if I need you i'll yell
BART: Great Little Sis, Love ya Mags

Bart goes up the stairs to his bedroom

[Mr Black]

MAGGIE: I do if its so cold that it could freeze the balls off a brass Monkey
MARGE: Maggie Simpson I don't care for your choice of words
MAGGIE: Well its my choice and I choose those words

this is pure comedy, keep 'em coming simpsonfan

[Behold Gravity]

Uhhhh...

Read a lot of your scripts on this board now. These have a lot of weird but funny material... Some of it is seriously bad but the better scripts are worth reading. This isn't one of them though.

[Simpsonfan]

this story is based on an event that happened to me a few years ago by the way i like your picture of Hans Moleman

[Behold Gravity]

Thanks, your av is good too. A lot of your stuff is cool and pretty surreal don't take it as a putdown that I don't like this particular script.

[Rich Uncle Skeleton]

I'm not the biggest fan of this script, too. But I mostly share the same opinion as Behold Gravity. I've come to expect nothing more.

[Simpsonfan]

neither do i

[Bleedin' Gums Murphy]

Simpsonfan

Can you elaborate on when you first began to intensely love Maggie Simpson?

[Simpsonfan]

yes it was Summer of 2005 when i found an interest in scriptwriting i needed a subject to work on so i choice Maggie but then i thought wait shes 1 year old so after seeing Maggie and Eric created by our very own Jake it gave me an idea what if i set my show 4 years into the future and it worked it was also inspired by Nickelodeon's All Grown up a spin off from Rugrats so that is the complete story on How The Maggie Simpson Show became to be

[Simpsonfan]

ok Guys first of all apologies for being late with the rest of the story so here is the next chapter MAGGIE'S BRAIN: Hmm, I wonder why Bart is being so nice to me, he's never this nice
MAGGIE: I think I should watch TV

Maggie turns on the TV and itchy & Scratchy appier on screen

Itchy Puts Scrathy through a blinder

Maggie laughs at the cartoon

Marge enters the room and sees her laughting

MARGE: Oh, my little girl is laughing at the cartoon
MAGGIE: Yeah Mommy' Mousey Hurt Kitty
MARGE: Well don't get any ideas
MAGGIE: I wouldn't be able to with a broken leg
MARGE: Your right, and anyway its time for your bath
MAGGIE: Mommy newsflash I have a broken leg here how the hell am I gonna get to the damn bathroom
MARGE: You won't be taking a bath well not in a bath you will have a sponge bath
MAGGIE: There is no way I am letting you do that end of story

Fade to later in the living room

Marge is giving Maggie a spongebath she is wearing a towel in case anyone sees her

MAGGIE: How embarresing this is
MARGE: Come on Maggie its only like in the tub
MAGGIE: Yeah but in there I have privercy and out here I do not
MARGE: Unless you can walk up the stairs with your Crutches then I’m afraid you have to stay downstairs
MAGGIE: Maybe I can
MARGE: OK Let me see you

Maggie grabs her Crutches hobbles her way to the stairs

MAGGIE: I don't remember the stairs being so high

Maggie puts one foot on the stairs then her bad leg

MAGGIE: (Screams) Pain is hurty (Cries with pain)

Marge walks over to her and gives her a cuddle

MARGE: Sweetie you will be able to walk up the stairs in a few weeks after the bone has healed
MAGGIE: I'm sorry I was sarcastic
MARGE: Its ok Sweetie, its ok

FADE TO BLACK

FADE INTO THE NEXT DAY IN THE SIMPSONS KITCHEN

Maggie is sitting next to Lisa at the table with a bowel of Krusty Flakes in front of her

LISA: Hows your leg this morning
MAGGIE: Its still a little hurty but the medication will help with that
LISA: That is good stuff

Homer takes a sip of his Coffee and pulls a face

HOMER: This Coffee tastes Sour
MAGGIE: Maybe you ate a Coffee bean Daddy
HOMER: I don't think so but (Looks into his Cup) What the Hell is in my Cup

Marge takes a look

MARGE: Homer I think the Milk is off
HOMER: Damn Cows, they can't even make Milk right
MARGE: Its not the cows fault the Milk is out of date i'll pick some up from the Kiwk-E-Mart today
HOMER: So I have to have Black Coffee until then
BART: Well you do have a Black Haert

Homer gets Angry with Bart

HOMER: Why you little- (Strangles Him)
MAGGIE: Bart does have a point Daddy, you do get Grumpy and you are mean to Mr Flanders Next Door
HOMER: That's because hes a god loving Moron

Maggie gives Homer an angry look

HOMER: He is its god this god that Jesus this and Jesus that, God Flanders give God a rest
MAGGIE: Daddy it is thanks to god I got through the operation and now you are just being insulting
HOMER: Oh cram it Pegleg

Maggie gets off her seat and with her right hand she points at Homer

MAGGIE: You';ll be sorry Daddy when you want an operation and you ask God to get you through it guess what he will not listen

Maggie grabs her Crutches and makes her way into the living room to get changed for school

MARGE: Nobody go in the living room till Maggie returns
HOMER: But I want to check the soccer results
MARGE: Use the kitchen TV

Homer turns on the Portable TV

he sees that ESPN NEWS Is not on air yet

HOMER: Damn Channel

FADE TO THE SCHOOL BUS

Maggie is struggling to get on the bus

OTTO: Whoa what happen Mags you must of gone for one noraly spill
MAGGIE: I did Otto, I fell on the ice so could you perhaps give me a hand
OTTO: Sure Mags I am the bus Driver

Otto helps her onto the bus

Maggie sees Gerald sitting in thev Disabled seat

MAGGIE: Gerald i'm the one who is disabled here not you so I should have that seat
GERALD: Well that's too bad cos I like this seat
MAGGIE: (Angry) I want that seat
GERALD: No Simpson
MAGGIE: (Angry) Fine i'll sit in another seat

Maggie sits behind Gerald

MAGGIE: Don't you think i've forgotten about this because I have not and when my leg is healed I will personally Kill You
GERALD: See if I care
MAGGIE: Oh you will care when you are in your coffin
GERALD: I'd like to see that Simpson

FADE TO SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, KINDERGARTEN CLASS

Maggie is sitting on a chair as she can't make it to the floor

GERALD: How did she get excused from sitting on the floor
EMMA: Its simple she has a broken leg and you do not
MISSY: Indeedc she does, I was on the same ward has she was
MAGGIE: Missy yes we were
JENKINS: Now class if you have quite finished with your Questions and answer session I would like to get on with the lesson plan
GERALD: Yeah and we would really want that (Sarcastic)
JENKINS: Gerald Samson, carry on with your behavior and you will go to Principal Skinner's Office
MAGGIE: Yes Gerald it is reallyv fun in there
GERALD: Shut up Maggie
MAGGIE: Make me
GERALD: I dare you to stand up
MAGGIE: You know I can't get up with my Crutches
GERALD: Fine be a fat stupid baby
MISSY: Gerald, I do not think Maggie wants to be called names
GERALD: How about you, you have red hair
MISSY: So i'm a true american
GERALD: What is your surname
MISSY: Dalton
GERALD: But that is irish
MISSY: Yes I am from ireland
GERALD: Damn the irish
JENKINS: That's it young man your going straight to principal Skinner's office
GERALD: Whatever

Gerald leaves the room


JENKINS: Now that Gerald has left we can now get on with our lesson and can anyone identifiy this shape (Points to a Triangle)
MISSY: Is it a Triangle
JENKINS: It is Missy, Well Done a Gold Star for your Chart
MISSY: I just love Gold stars my old teacher in Ireland use to do that too
MAGGIE: So why did your family move here from Ireland if you don't mind me asking
MISSY: My Daddy needed a fresh start after he was freatened by the IRA
MAGGIE: Oh ok
JENKINS: I do believe it is lunchtime, Missy would you help Maggie down from the chair
MISSY: Oh yes Miss Jenkins because I just love Maggie and I know we will become fast friends
MAGGIE: Thank you Missy i'll be glad to be your friend

Missy passes Maggie her Crutches, Maggie takes them and gets up from the chair

MAGGIE: Oh Yeah that is better, the chair was giving a cramp in my Butt

Maggie hobles over to the door Missy opens the door for Maggie

MISSY: Here you go Maggie
MAGGIE: Thanks Missy

FADE TO PRICIPAL SKINNERS OFFICE

Gerald is sitting on a chair facing Principal Skinner

SKINNER: Why would you insult our New Student
GERALD: Face it Skinner Missy is Irish and we are American
SKINNER: And what is the problem we have all races at this school and I will not tolrate your behavior
GERALD: So what, I don't care what you do to me
SKINNER: Oh really, how about if I go and see your perants tonight
GERALD: I still don't care and never will
SKINNER: Well in that case I will come tonight
GERALD: Do as you wish because nothing will ever come of it
SKINNER: We will see won';t we young man
GERALD: Yes I guess we will

FADE TO THE DINING HALL

Maggie Emma and Missy are sitting at a table near the window eating they’re lunch

MISSY: So how do you think Gerald is doing in the Principal's Office (Tries not to laugh)
MAGGIE: Missy are you laughing at his misfurtune
MISSY: (SNIGGERS) No Maggie I would never do that
EMMA: Then why did you Snigger
MISSY: Ok I did laugh at Gerald's misfortune
MAGGIE: Missy you shouldn't have done that
MISSY: Why not hes a bad boy
MAGGIE: Well yeah he is but still he doesn't deserve to be laughed at
MISSY: I'm Sorry Maggie
MAGGIE: Missy no need for apologies just don't do it in future
MISSY: Ok Maggie

Maggie gets out of her pocket a bottle of painkillers

MISSY: Maggie what are those pills for
MAGGIE: The pain in my leg and at night I have to have injections in my belly
MISSY: Right for your broken leg
MAGGIE: Yes Missy
MISSY: (Phew) I thaught you were a you know a pill popper
MAGGIE: I'm not one of them Missy I need the pills for a good reason and I already explaned
MISSY: Oh Yeah you did, Sorry

Maggie smiles at Missy

MISSY: So does anyone want to play on the swings
MAGGIE: I don't think I can even thaugh I would really like to
MISSY: I see Maggie, well lets think of something we can all do

FADE TO THE PLAYGROUND

Missy Maggie and Emma are colouring pictures that they have drawn

EMMA: I can't be seen doing this as my family are too rich for this
MAGGIE: Emma nobody is too rich to do this
MISSY: Yes that is correct

Then Missy needs the bathroom

MISSY: Excuse me but casn you tell me where the bathroom is
MAGGIE: Yes it is in the hall and it is your second door on your right
MISSY: Will you take me to it as I may get lost
MAGGIE: Alright

Maggie picks up her Crutches and takes Missy to the bathroom

FADE TO THE FEMALE BATHROOM

Maggie and Missy are washing there hands

MAGGIE: So what part of ireland are you from
MISSY: Dublin
MAGGIE: Cool, and don't worry I don't care if your not american
MISSY: Maggie that is really nice

Maggie and Missy hug

Then Gerald enters the girls bathroom

MAGGIE: Hey, your not allowed in here i'm telling Principal Skinner

Gerald grabs hold of Maggie's T-Shirt

GERALD: Your telling nobody
MAGGIE: Let go of me Gerald or you'll be sorry
GERALD: Why, what will happen
MAGGIE: You'll see
MISSY: I'll get help Maggie
GERALD: You ain't going nowhere either paddy girl

Gerald pushes Maggie to thev floor

MAGGIE: Ow, My Leg (Cries)
MISSY: Nobody hurts my friends

Missy kicks gerald he falls to the ground

GERALD: What the heck did you do
MISSY: It is Ireland Kicking

[Simpsonfan]

ok guys here is the next part of the story i hope you enjoy it please rate and comment thank you

Missy goes over to Maggie and helps her up

MISSY: Are you ok
MAGGIE: I think so
MISSY: I just hope your leg isn't damaged anymore then it already is

Maggie smiles at Missy

MAGGIE: I'm going back to the hospital on saturday to have my cast removed
MISSY: Great
MAGGIE: Missy do you want to come to my house for dinner
MISSY: Maggie I would be honoured

FADE TO BLACK

FADE INTO THE SIMPSONS LIVING ROOM

Homer is sitting on the couch Maggie walks towards him with her Crutches

MAGGIE: Daddy!
HOMER: Yes Sweetie
MAGGIE: I've invited my bestfriend from School over for Dinner
HOMER: Oh not that Kensington Girl again
MAGGIE: No Daddy its not Emma
HOMER: Thank God
MAGGIE: Its a new girl called Missy Dalton
HOMER: Ok Maggie I don't see a problem with that
MAGGIE: Thank you Daddy

Maggie sits next to Homer on the couch

HOMER: Marge we will need you to cook more food because Maggie has invited a friend over
MARGE: Ok Homer

FADE TO DINNER TIME IN THE SIMPSONS KITCHEN

Maggie is sitting next to Missy at the table

MISSY: Thank you once again Mrs Simpson for letting me stay for Dinner
MARGE: No problem Missy, Maggie invited you so it was ok with us
MAGGIE: Missy after Dinner watch me learn how to walk without Crutches
MISSY: Sure Maggie

FADE TO THE SIMPSONS HALLWAY

Maggie is pratising Walking on her own

MISSY: Maggie be careful
MAGGIE: I will

Maggie gives the Cruches to Missy and very slowly she starts to walk in the background the music from Clumbia Tri Star is heard

Maggie has learnt how to walk without Crutches

MISSY: YAY MAGGIE1 You can walk on your own now
MAGGIE: Yep I can indeed

Homer enters the hallway

HOMER: What the hell are you two up to
MISSY: Mr Simpson, Maggie can walk by herself now
HOMER: Really show me

Maggie walks towards the stairs

HOMER: Does this mean I have to move your bed back upstairs
MAGGIE: No because I have been sleeping on the couch

Maggie walks very slowly up the stairs

MAGGIE: Missy come see my room
MISSY: Ok Maggie i'd love too

FADE TO MAGGIE'S BEDROOM

Maggie is showing Missy her toys

MISSY: Your Toys are really cool
MAGGIE: Thank you, Do you want to sleep over tonight
MISSY: Sure but i'll have to ask my Mummy
MAGGIE: Ok you can use my phone

Missy calls her Mom to ask her if its ok to sleep over at Maggie's

MISSY: Mummy, Its Missy i've just called to say I love you and can I sleep over at my friends house tonight, I see Thank you Mummy

Missy hangs up the phone

MISSY: Maggie she says yes and she is bringing over my PJ's
MAGGIE: Great

FADE TO LATER IN MAGGIE'S BEDROOM

There is a sleeping bag on the floor for Missy to sleep in
Missy and Maggie are wearing there PJ's

MAGGIE: Missy, will you be OK on the floor
MISSY: Oh Yes Maggie i'll be just fine
MAGGIE: Good, well goodnight

Maggie gets in bed and turns off her bedside lamp

MISSY: Maggie!
MAGGIE: Yes Missy
MISSY: What's for breakfast tomarrow
MAGGIE: What ever my Mommy gives me
MISSY: Ok
HOMER FROM HIS ROOM: WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP
MAGGIE: SORRY DADDY

FADE TO BLACK

FADE INTO THE NEXT MORNING IN THE SIMPSONS KITCHEN

Maggie and Missy are still in there PJ's and are sitting between Lisa and Bart

MISSY: Mrs Simpson I had a very good night in Maggie's Room
MARGE: That's good Missy
MAGGIE: I'm Glad I have a friend like Missy
LISA: Maggie Missy is a nice girl but how do you know her
MAGGIE: Hospital Ward she was in the next bed
LISA: Right OK
BART: Who the hell cares how she knows her the point is she is a better friend then that kensington Girl
MISSY: Bart, I will look aftr your sister in any way I can
MAGGIE: Muissy I think we should take a shower and get ready for school
MISSY: Don't we need help with that
MAGGIE: Yes
LISA: I'll give you a hand

FADE TO THE BATHROOM

Missy and Maggie are wearing white towels, Lisa is showing them how to work the shower

LISA: So its this button to start and this button to stop
MISSY: We got it Lisa
MAGGIE: Yes we have
LISA: Ok who is first

Maggie and Missy point at each other with there right index finger

MISSY: Maggie, i'll go in first
MAGGIE: Ok Missy

Missy removes her towel her bottom is blurred out

Maggie sees something on Missy's bottom

MAGGIE: Missy what's that on your Butt
MISSY: Its a birthmark
MAGGIE: Yeah I have a birthmark on my Butt too

Missy comes out of the shower

And she puts a towel round herself

MAGGIE: I guess i'm next
LISA: Yes Maggie you are
MISSY: Maggie what is that on your ankle

The camera zooms down to Maggie's Feet

MAGGIE: A scar from my operation
MISSY: I have a scar too

Missy opens her towel to show Maggie her scar

MAGGIE: Hmm is that where you had your pacemaker put in
MISSY: Yes Maggie I did

She closes her towel

MAGGIE: Well i'm off to the shower you go and get dressed
MISSY: I will Maggie

FADE TO MAGGIE'S BEDROOM

Missy is now wearing her clothes

MISSY: Now I need some socks

Maggie enters the room

MAGGIE: Why do you need Socks
MISSY: To keep my toes warm
MAGGIE: Well I guess you could borrow a pair of mine
MISSY: Maggie you are a good friend
MAGGIE: Thank you

Maggie is now wearing her normal costume

MAGGIE: Bestf Friends forever
MISSY: Best Friends forever Maggie

Missy and Maggie Hug each other

MAGGIE: What do you think we'll be klearning at School
MISSY: Perhaps the teacher will tell us a story about bears
FADE TO SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, KINDERGARTEN

Maggie Missy and her friends are sitting on the floor listening to Miss Jenkins read a story about the three bears

MAGGIE: Its a shame Goldielocks never made it
MISSY: Yes a crying shame
JENKINS: Now our next lesson is making bears out of felt
MAGGIE: That sounds like fun
MISSY: It really does

FADE TO THE TABLES

The class are making bears out of Felt Maggie has Glue on her fingers

MAGGIE: My Fingers are all stiky from the Glue
MISSY: Yes so are mine
EMMA: Whatever you two do don't hold each others hand
MAGGIE: Why would we do that
MISSY: Yes Emma Why

Then Maggie accidentally Leans Sideways and her right hand touches Missy's Hand They’re hands get stuck together

MAGGIE: Uh Oh
MISSY: Maggie let go of my hand
MAGGIE: I can't Missy our hands are stuck
GERALD: It seems you two have a big problem
MAGGIE: Oh trust you to open your big mouth Gerald
MISSY: Yes and if you don't close it you'll catch flies
GERALD: You're dead irish Girl
MISSY: Touch Me and you'll get stuck too
GERALD: Then I won't touch your hand because I don't want to be stuck with you two for the rest of my life
EMMA: Gerald instead of being insultive try and help them
GERALD: I'm not the helping type
JENKINS: Oh what happened here
MISSY: We got into a situation
MAGGIE: Yeah a Sticky situation
JENKINS: Well why don't you two go to the bathroom and wash the Glue off then hopefully you will become unstuck
MISSY: That is a good idea Miss Jenkins
MAGGIE: Yeah it really is

FADE TO THE GIRLS BATHROOM

Maggie and Missy are washing off the Glue off there hands

MAGGIE: Good God what type of Glue is this
MISSY: I don't know but Water doesn't seem to desolve it
MAGGIE: Lets go back and ask Miss Jenkins if she has any other ideas

[Zombies Rise from the Sea]

Classic, Grade A+, 5/5, Wonderful, Bravo!

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

A-

[Simpsonfan]

only post meaningful comments and that means no sarcastic comments thank you

[The_Doctor]

FLANDERS: What the didley
HOMER: Ned Maggie is hurt so could you perhaps pray to God
FLANDERS: I'd love to but God can't heal this I’ll call for ambulance

Must have been some sort of divine intervention because seemingly within a few days of breaking her leg, Maggie is already able to walk without crutches and is getting her cast off. It's just turned into 'Maggie makes a new friend' really rather than being about her problems with her broken leg.

[Simpsonfan]

there was script problems from day 1

[Jesse Pinkman]

it didn't seem like anyone was reading the script.

was that the problem?

[Simpsonfan]

the actors couldn't be bothered
to read the script due to differences with FOX and recent investigations in news corp

[Dobbie]

TECHNATION: Hi i'm Linda i'm going to take a picture of your broken leg

F*cking hell if my doctor said that I'd be speechless!

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

Worthiest bump of them all. Love this thing.

[Mr Black]

Missy opens her towel to show Maggie her scar

[Dobbie]

MAGGIE: Nurse, I really need to pee
NURSE: Ok Maggie i'll get the other nurse to take you

[Jesse Pinkman]

F*cking hell if my doctor said that I'd be speechless!

you do know you're allowed to swear, right?

[Dobbie]

I'm a polite man though...

[Simpsonfan]

are you allowed to swear on here, i didn't know you could

[Jesse Pinkman]

even polite people swear some of the time

[Simpsonfan]

yes even i do and i'm very polite these days