this very letter
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The Falcon and the D'ohman (4.5/10) Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts (4.0/10) Treehouse of Horror XXII (1.0/10) Replacable You (3.5/10) The Food Wife (4.0/10) The Book Job (8.0/10) The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants (4.0/10) The Ten-Per-Cent Solution (4.5/10) Holidays of Future Passed (8.5/10) Politically Inept, With Homer Simpson (3.5/10) The D'oh-cial Network (2.5/10) Moe Goes From Rags to Riches (1.5/10) The Daughter Also Rises (5.0/10) At Long Last Leave (2.5/10) Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart (1.0/10) How I Wet Your Mother (4.0/10) Them, Robot (3.0/10) Beware My Cheating Bart (5.0/10) A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again (3.0/10) The Spy Who Learned Me (3.5/10) Ned 'N' Edna's Blend (5.5/10) Lisa Goes Gaga (1.0/10)
which you hold
The original Favorite and least favorite by season
Shorts: 1: The Pacifier Watching TV 2: World War III Maggie's Brain 3: Bathtime Scary Movie
Episodes: 1: Krusty Gets Busted The Telltale Head 2: Bart Gets an F The War of the Simpsons 3: Homer at the Bat Separate Vocations 4: Brother From the Same Planet Krusty Gets Kancelled 5: Cape Feare $pringfield 6: Homer Badman Lisa on Ice 7: King-Size Homer Lisa the Iconoclast 8: Simpsoncalifragilisticexpialad'ohcious The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase 9: Girly Edition The Trouble with Trillions 10: Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" 11: Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder 12: HOMЯ Tennis the Menace 13: Tales from the Public Domain She of Little Faith 14: The Dad Who Knew Too Little Helter Shelter 15: The Ziff Who Came to Dinner Bart-Mangled Banner 16: Don't Fear the Roofer She Used to Be My Girl 17: My Fair Laddy The Italian Bob 18: The Haw-Hawed Couple You Kent Always Say What You Want 19: Funeral for a Fiend All About Lisa 20: Gone Maggie Gone Four Great Women and a Manicure 21: The Bob Next Door The Color Yellow 22: Homer Scissorhands How Munched is That Birdie in the Window? 23: The Falcon and the D'ohman A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again 24: Hardly Kirk-ing What Animated Women Want
above a lighted
the last place
look. Do you
of continuing on...
in creating shite
I meant drain
No, call two
and have ruined
my entertainment toilet...? -
Before the whole letter is posted, I'd like to know if we really want to go with including "assassination"?
When you say 'assassination' I can just picture now Al Jean tied up in the SNPP yelling "Ze goggles, they do nothing!"
Once the letter is posted, we should do another one.
How about a letter to Mike Scully?
Favourite/least favourite by seasons that I own (somewhat stolen from Financial Panther):
3 - Dog of Death/When Flanders Failed 4 - Lisa's First Word/So it's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show 5 - Secrets of a Successful Marriage/Bart's Inner Child 6 - And Maggie Makes Three/Another Simpsons Clip Show 7 - Marge Be Not Proud/Bart the Fink 8 - Homer's Phobia/The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase 9 - King of the Hill/Trash of the Titans 10 - Wild Barts Can't Be Broken/Maximum Homerdrive
I'll post the letter here first for suggestions/approval, but then should it get its own post in another forum?
"Say auf wiedersehen to your Nazi balls!"
All in all, it had been a weird, weird lottery.
JEAN YOU SUCK!
Dear Al Jean,
I think you should really consider handing your job over to someone who has talent. Cheers, from frustrated Mike Scully lover.
I like Homer, not zombie Homer.
Incest is creeping into recent publications therefore, you, Al Jean, are clearly bad. Your new [COOKIE DOUGH] is now an obvious option. Why do you continue to destroy what was once the best show in the history of television? But, most of all, I'm offended by your creepy voice and your lack of regard for the obvious decline in actually being a good showrunner. 10 seasons is enough you total--The Best Showrunner!
HAHA, NOT REALLY.
You smell like an elephant's butt. But don't worry Al, you're the sexiest fat bastard mankind has ever had the pleasure of making fun of the fact he is such a persistent showrunner, that nobody can do a worse job than. A matter of fact, your love of Justin Bieber's music amuses the masses of showrunning skill purple monkey dishwasher.
Al or Mike.
Scully is amazing...I'm just joking.
But seriously Al, the last five seasons were abominable. Well, actually, more like the last thirteen were. Please fucking end this show. Or else I will get on your fat cock and release the sperm. Is this acceptable to you?
Al Jean stole my love for life in general because what's on TV today blows. This isn't fantasy.
Muffins are too something I hate.
The Spruce Moose is aerodynamically abominable because it doesn't suck, like you could ever eat a spruce muffin.
Something I'd suggest: Let's ~*hook up*~ in a way that would be extremely painful, yet pleasing to both Rick Santorum and whoever Republican may secretly enjoy watching MacFarlane's Family Guy.
Al, there's something I'd like to share with you, and that is that the baby your wife had with my brother is crack addicted. His name is Joey Jo Jo and he saw "The Greatest Story..." with Bosley Crowther.
Al, I can't get a girlfriend because of you. Though I keep getting drunk and putting on mascara. Here is a photo of it:
“It” being your only solace in life.
For the umpteenth time, it has to be like this: I had some SpaghettiOs without any milk and then I applied more mascara which made me look like a God damn fool at the opera (where I jacked a Mazda) that turned into a disaster when Matt watched an episode of chronic seizures (it was Japanese neuroterrorism) I suffered. A massive erection then sprung forth onto Matt Groening’s collection of bootleg ‘Cheers’ merchandise, creating this very letter which you hold above a lighted fossil display in the last place anyone would ever look.
Do you comprehend the futility of continuing on in creating shite in the vain--I meant, “drain”?
Call a plumber.
No, call two…or actually three, because you're clogging (and have ruined) my entertainment toilet...? –
F*ck This Thread.
Dear Mike Scully,
How are you?
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