You Know You're a Die-Hard Fan If...

[Prune Tracy]

Hey, don't roll your eyes at his cutting-edge humour! This is only what, the 37th time?

[Lionel Hutz]

If you'd take a bullet for Dan Castellaneta.
If you'd take a bullet for a TV with a picture of the Mayor on it.

[Bleedin' Gums Murphy]

Are you related to him or just REALLY sensitive?

[Prune Tracy]

Are you related to him or just REALLY sensitive?

Did Al Jean run over your dog, or are you just REALLY pigheaded?

[Financial Panther]

Zing!

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

Alright that's enough, Panther we don't need your input, let's get back on topic.

[Financial Panther]

Ahem.

Sorry.

When you mention Poindextrose to the school bully.

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

Huh-huh-huh. He's banned.

[lolcats]

You know you're a Die Hard Simpsons fan when you say The Simpsons Movie is underrated...

[The Spruce Moose]

you know the words to See My Vest, Baby on Board and Doctor Zaius

[Homer I Am]

Huh-huh-huh. He's banned.

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[Mr Black]

If you'd take a bullet for Financial Panther

If you made a rememberance mural of Lionel Hutz on your bedroom wall and pray for him every night.......(ok maybe just me)

[Unckie Herb]

It no my business but I don't think Bleeding Gums Murphy was like serious?

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

It doesn't matter Unckie Herb, this isn't the first time he's said things like this which aren't funny but merely obnoxious.

[Jesse Pinkman]

also it makes the site look bad as a whole because people who work on the show could look at these forums. don't think they wanna see death threats (even if they are jokes).

re: thread title

if you can remember the month each episode aired (bonus points if you remember the exact date)

[Mozy]

If you knew that The Simpsons made their debut on the Tracey Ullman Show.

[Jesse Pinkman]

you get annoyed when someone quotes an episode and is only one word off

[Mozy]

If you know the name of Comic Book Guy.

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

If you know which episode your favorite/all secondary characters first appeared.

[Prune Tracy]

If you like Homer.

[Mozy]

If you can name the first episode of every season.

[Jesse Pinkman]

if you can name at least half of the episodes in any given season in the episode order they originally aired

[biffwestwood]

If you're still trying to petition FOX to release The Tracey Ullman Show DVD's only because you want the Simpsons shorts.

If they ever do get released:

You buy the first three seasons of The Tracey Ullman Show but not the fourth since the fourth has no new Simpsons toons.

[Homer Defined]

You constantly make the mistake of spelling smart s-m-r-t on paper.

[Mozy]

If you shout "U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A.!" at other drivers because of your wicked road rage.

[YellowFever]

...after each episode you do an all-kitty re-enactment in your basement.

[D DEBBS]

You know you are a die-hard Simpsons fan if...

your bedroom closet has 2 50 gallon Rubbermaid staorge containers full of Simps-O-Crap...and you have trouble trying to get your clothes off the hangers.

...practically HALF of your bedroom has 4 45 to 50 gallon containers full of the aforementions Simps-O-Crap...and your tyrant of a cat jumps up and SLEEPS on top of the containers!

[Ralph W]

When you refer to someone as kwyjibo when in an argument with said person.

[Mozy]

If you can respect opinions about the show whether or not you agree with them.

[zach]

if you know all the lyrics to "Every Summer With You."