You Know You're a Die-Hard Fan If...

[Financial Panther]

You can spell and pronounce Little Pwagmattasquarmsettport.

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

I think this has been done already, but I might be confusing it with a very similar topic on another board I frequent. Anyway...

...if you instantly know which episode was produced by which show-runner while watching it.

[Jesse Pinkman]

if you hear the name of a celebrity and can instantly identify the episode they were in, how long they were in the episode, and if they appeared more than once

[zartok-35]

If you've bothered to memorize the episode's animation crew.

[The Thompsons]

If you get 100% on this quiz:

http://www.snpp.com/guides/puritytest.html

[The Spruce Moose]

your family know by default to stress the distinction between the classic and post-classic era when you're around to avoid arguments

[Mozy]

If you can recite lines from the episodes.

[Financial Panther]

More like "If you can name the episode a line came from."

I just did that today when one of my teachers said "Making teenagers depressed is like shooting fish in a barrel." I immediately said "Homerpalooza, season 7."

[Mozy]

If you know what Hershel err....Krusty's real name is!

[leprechaun_dan]

...if you can name the exact production code for all 500 episodes and future.

And on my recent viewing of Bart Star, I noticed one of the lines halfway through the episode was the production code for the episode. By God it put a grin on my face.

[Mozy]

If you can name one episode from each season without looking them up.

[Shinning]

If you regularly visit this site and post in the Noiseland Arcade threads.

[Mozy]

If your user name is a title of an episode.

[leprechaun_dan]

If you can name one episode from each season without looking them up.

*All episodes from each season

[HMS pinafore]

When you have been complaining for the past 13 years that the show should have ended.

[stitchje]

If you eat yellow stuff all day long thinking you'll be turned into a simpson character some day

[ANdre1001]

If you quote Simpsons lines or describe memorable moments to your friends.

[Bert Stanton]

You've pissed your student loan away on Simpsons DVDs and general merchandise that is in no way going to help achieve your degree.

[LittleMissLisaSimpson]

If you know that Principal Skinner's real name is Armin Tamzarian

[Shinning]

If you disagree and boycott that crap episode.

[The Thompsons]

If you've memorized all the titles of the Tracey Ullman Shorts.

[Prune Tracy]

If you like the Die Hard movies.

[Bleedin' Gums Murphy]

If you hated 'The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed' with a passion.

[Bert Stanton]

If you'd take a bullet for Al Jean

[Bleedin' Gums Murphy]

If you'd take a bullet into Al Jean

[Prune Tracy]

If you're on a Simpsons fan message board. I mean, seriously now.

[Mr Black]

If you tell people while watching a movie "the simpsons referenced this", especially at an inappopriate time.

[Alex_Of_Darkness]

If when you heard a song, you know in with episode this is.

[Mozy]

If you can name all of the players on Burns' team in "Homer at the Bat".

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

If you'd take a bullet into Al Jean