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    Junior Camper harlequinade's Avatar
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    Happy Valentines Day!

    It's the 14th here, so I thought I'd wish you all a lovely day, coupled up or otherwise.


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    Fuck you.

    [Edit - On reflection, a tad harsh]

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    happy single's awareness day guys and gals

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    happy mothers day
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    Roses are grey.
    Violets are grey.
    I am a dog.
    Quote Originally Posted by simpsonsbart View Post
    The episode opens with the Simpsons house who became haunted. Homer heats the wood to the fireplace, and the fireplace approaches him, he is burnt. Marge washes his hands and faucet brings out much water, which drowns her. Lisa brushes his teeth with an electric toothbrush, the toothbrush electrocutes her. Bart and Maggie, seeing what happened, commit suicide with a knife.

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    Love Stinks-J. Geils Band

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    De Pomp Le Moose Boris Johnson's Avatar
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    most homosexual day of the year
    I was told

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guardaviewer View Post
    most homosexual day of the year
    I was told
    by Homer the Vigilante?

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    Happy Valentines Day everyone !
    My Simpsons Season 24 Ratings/Reviews:
    Moonshine River (2,25/5) / Treehouse Of Horror XXIII (3,5/5) / Adventures in Baby-Getting (3,25/5) / Gone Abie Gone (3,5/5) / Penny Wise-Guys (3/5) / A Tree Grows in Springfield (1,75/5) / The Day The Earth Stood Cool (3,75/5) / To Cur with Love (4/5) / Homer Goes to Prep School (3/5) / A Test Before Trying (3,5/5) / The Changing of the Guardian (1,25/5) / Love is a Many-Splintered Thing (2,75/5) / Hardly Kirk-ing (3,25/5) / Gorgeous Grampa (2,25/5) / Black-Eyed, Please (3,75/5) / Dark Knight Court (3/5) / Pulpit Friction (3,25/5)

    Futurama - Season 7 :
    The Bots and the Bees : 3,75/5 / A Farewell to Arms : 4/5 / Decision 3012 : 3,5/5 / The Thief of Baghead : 3,25/5 / Zapp Dingbat : 2/5 / The Butterjunk Effect : 2,5/5 / The Six Million Dollar Mon : 4/5 / Fun On A Bun : 3,75/5 / Free Will Hunting : 2,25/5 / Near-Death Wish : 3,75/5 / 31st Century Fox : 3,5/5 / Viva Mars Vegas : 4/5 / Naturama : 2,5/5

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    Happy Love Day, everyone.

    Oh, wait...
    My Simpsons Season Rankings:
    6 > 8 > 7 > 5 > 3 > 2 > 4 > 1 > 9 > 15 > 13 > 14 > 10 > 16 > 12 > 11 > 22 > 21 > 17 > 24 > 19 > 20 > 23 > 18

    My Simpsons Season 24 Ratings:
    Moonshine River - B- Treehouse of Horror XXIII - C Adventures in Baby-Getting - B Gone Abie Gone - C+ Penny Wiseguys - D- A Tree Grows in Springfield - D+ The Day the Earth Stood Cool - B To Cur, with Love - B Homer Goes to Prep School - F A Test Before Trying - C+ Changing of the Guardian - B- Love is a Many-Splintered Thing - F Hardly Kirk-ing - C+ Gorgeous Grampa - D Black Eyed, Please - A- Dark Night Court - D What Animated Women Want - C Pulpit Friction - C- Whiskey Business - B- The Fabulous Faker Boy - C The Saga of Carl Carlson - C- Dangers on a Train - D-

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    This is no time for your deluded sex games Irvine.

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    Ugh, just another useless holiday cooked up to sell cards.

    A valentine from my granddaughter!

    COULD I HAVE THE ENVELOPE.
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    Happy Valentines everyone!

    Though personally myself, I find Valentines day kinda pointless. lol

    I hope the rest of you have a good one though.
    Quote Originally Posted by ManiacalRoboKiller View Post
    @ThankYouComeAgain What the hell could you be fapping too in class? What could possibly turn you on in class? "Aww yeah pass out those rulers" "Yes George Washington was the first president of the United States, you dirty girl! AWWWWW"


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bleedin' Gums Murphy View Post
    by Homer the Vigilante?
    Nah, I figure he was probably a bonersexual.


    Quote Originally Posted by Shaunbadia View Post
    it sucked fucking shit bananas.

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    Yeah, yeah Happy Valentine's day and all that jazz...
    The original Favorite and least favorite by season
    Shorts: 1: The Pacifier Watching TV 2: World War III Maggie's Brain 3: Bathtime Scary Movie
    Episodes: 1: Krusty Gets Busted The Telltale Head 2: Bart Gets an F The War of the Simpsons 3: Homer at the Bat Separate Vocations 4: Brother From the Same Planet Krusty Gets Kancelled 5: Cape Feare $pringfield 6: Homer Badman Lisa on Ice 7: King-Size Homer Lisa the Iconoclast 8: Simpsoncalifragilisticexpialad'ohcious The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase 9: Girly Edition The Trouble with Trillions 10: Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" 11: Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder 12: HOMЯ Tennis the Menace 13: Tales from the Public Domain She of Little Faith 14: The Dad Who Knew Too Little Helter Shelter 15: The Ziff Who Came to Dinner Bart-Mangled Banner 16: Don't Fear the Roofer She Used to Be My Girl 17: My Fair Laddy The Italian Bob 18: The Haw-Hawed Couple You Kent Always Say What You Want 19: Funeral for a Fiend All About Lisa 20: Gone Maggie Gone Four Great Women and a Manicure 21: The Bob Next Door The Color Yellow 22: Homer Scissorhands How Munched is That Birdie in the Window? 23: The Falcon and the D'ohman A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again 24: Hardly Kirk-ing What Animated Women Want

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    Thank god you put an 'a' instead of an 'i'.

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