Simpsons Hurt and Heal Tournament: Season 5

[The Spruce Moose]

Final List:

22. Lady Bouvier's Lover

[Brad Lascelle]

So long Lady Bouvier's Lover. The one part I always remember fondly about that episode are the ending credits.

[Old painty-can Ned]

Homer's Barbershop Quartet [10]
Cape Feare [13]
Homer Goes to College [9] -2
Rosebud [12]
Treehouse of Horror IV [10]
Marge on the Lam [12]
Bart's Inner Child [1]
Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood [11]
The Last Temptation of Homer [12]
$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalised Gambling) [11]
Homer the Vigilante [8]
Bart Gets Famous [9]
Homer and Apu [10]
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy [8]
Deep Space Homer [11]
Homer Loves Flanders [9]
Bart Gets an Elephant [2]
Burns' Heir [10]
Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badasssss Song [13] +1
The Boy Who Knew Too Much [10]
Secrets of a Successful Marriage [8]

[HMS pinafore]

Homer's Barbershop Quartet [10]
Cape Feare [14]+1
Homer Goes to College [9]
Rosebud [12]
Treehouse of Horror IV [10]
Marge on the Lam [12]
Bart's Inner Child [1]
Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood [9]-2
The Last Temptation of Homer [12]
$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalised Gambling) [11]
Homer the Vigilante [8]
Bart Gets Famous [9]
Homer and Apu [10]
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy [8]
Deep Space Homer [11]
Homer Loves Flanders [9]
Bart Gets an Elephant [2]
Burns' Heir [10]
Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badasssss Song [13]
The Boy Who Knew Too Much [10]
Secrets of a Successful Marriage [8]

[Financial Panther]

Homer's Barbershop Quartet [10]
Cape Feare [15] +1
Homer Goes to College [9]
Rosebud [12]
Treehouse of Horror IV [10]
Marge on the Lam [12]
Bart's Inner Child [1]
Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood [9]
The Last Temptation of Homer [12]
$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalised Gambling) [9] -2
Homer the Vigilante [8]
Bart Gets Famous [9]
Homer and Apu [10]
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy [8]
Deep Space Homer [11]
Homer Loves Flanders [9]
Bart Gets an Elephant [2]
Burns' Heir [10]
Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badasssss Song [13]
The Boy Who Knew Too Much [10]
Secrets of a Successful Marriage [8]

[Alex_Of_Darkness]

Homer's Barbershop Quartet [10]
Cape Feare [15] +1
Homer Goes to College [9]
Rosebud [12]
Treehouse of Horror IV [10]
Marge on the Lam [12]
Bart's Inner Child [-1] -2
Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood [10] +1
The Last Temptation of Homer [12]
$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalised Gambling) [9] -2
Homer the Vigilante [8]
Bart Gets Famous [9]
Homer and Apu [10]
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy [8]
Deep Space Homer [11]
Homer Loves Flanders [9]
Bart Gets an Elephant [2]
Burns' Heir [10]
Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badasssss Song [13]
The Boy Who Knew Too Much [10]
Secrets of a Successful Marriage [8]

[The Spruce Moose]

Final List:

22. Lady Bouvier's Lover
21. Bart's Inner Child

[ANdre1001]

Homer's Barbershop Quartet [10]
Cape Feare [15]
Homer Goes to College [7] -2
Rosebud [12]
Treehouse of Horror IV [10]
Marge on the Lam [12]
Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood [10]
The Last Temptation of Homer [12]
$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalised Gambling) [9]
Homer the Vigilante [8]
Bart Gets Famous [9]
Homer and Apu [10]
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy [8]
Deep Space Homer [11]
Homer Loves Flanders [9]
Bart Gets an Elephant [2]
Burns' Heir [10]
Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badasssss Song [13]
The Boy Who Knew Too Much [10]
Secrets of a Successful Marriage [9] +1

[Léo Pard]

Homer's Barbershop Quartet [10]
Cape Feare [15]
Homer Goes to College [7]
Rosebud [12]
Treehouse of Horror IV [10]
Marge on the Lam [12]
Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood [10]
The Last Temptation of Homer [12]
$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalised Gambling) [9]
Homer the Vigilante [9] +1
Bart Gets Famous [9]
Homer and Apu [10]
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy [6] -2
Deep Space Homer [11]
Homer Loves Flanders [9]
Bart Gets an Elephant [2]
Burns' Heir [10]
Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badasssss Song [13]
The Boy Who Knew Too Much [10]
Secrets of a Successful Marriage [9]

[Safety Inspector]

Homer's Barbershop Quartet [8]-2
Cape Feare [15]
Homer Goes to College [7]
Rosebud [12]
Treehouse of Horror IV [10]
Marge on the Lam [12]
Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood [10]
The Last Temptation of Homer [12]
$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalised Gambling) [9]
Homer the Vigilante [9]
Bart Gets Famous [9]
Homer and Apu [10]
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy [6]
Deep Space Homer [11]
Homer Loves Flanders [9]
Bart Gets an Elephant [2]
Burns' Heir [10]
Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badasssss Song [14]+1
The Boy Who Knew Too Much [10]
Secrets of a Successful Marriage [9]

[LittleMissLisaSimpson]

Homer's Barbershop Quartet [8]
Cape Feare [15]
Homer Goes to College [7]
Rosebud [13] + 1
Treehouse of Horror IV [10]
Marge on the Lam [12]
Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood [10]
The Last Temptation of Homer [12]
$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalised Gambling) [7] - 2
Homer the Vigilante [9]
Bart Gets Famous [9]
Homer and Apu [10]
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy [6]
Deep Space Homer [11]
Homer Loves Flanders [9]
Bart Gets an Elephant [2]
Burns' Heir [10]
Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badasssss Song [14]
The Boy Who Knew Too Much [10]
Secrets of a Successful Marriage [9]

[Brad Lascelle]

How odd... the poster with the Malibu Stacy quote in their sig file is leaving the Malibu Stacy episode free to die.

Homer's Barbershop Quartet [8]
Cape Feare [15]
Homer Goes to College [7]
Rosebud [13]
Treehouse of Horror IV [11]
Marge on the Lam [12]
Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood [10]
The Last Temptation of Homer [12]
$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalised Gambling) [7]
Homer the Vigilante [9]
Bart Gets Famous [9]
Homer and Apu [10]
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy [6]
Deep Space Homer [11]
Homer Loves Flanders [9]
Bart Gets an Elephant [2]
Burns' Heir [10]
Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badasssss Song [12] -2
The Boy Who Knew Too Much [10]
Secrets of a Successful Marriage [9]

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

Homer's Barbershop Quartet [8]
Cape Feare [16] +1
Homer Goes to College [7]
Rosebud [13]
Treehouse of Horror IV [11]
Marge on the Lam [12]
Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood [10]
The Last Temptation of Homer [12]
$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalised Gambling) [7]
Homer the Vigilante [9]
Bart Gets Famous [7] -2
Homer and Apu [10]
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy [6]
Deep Space Homer [11]
Homer Loves Flanders [9]
Bart Gets an Elephant [2]
Burns' Heir [10]
Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badasssss Song [12]
The Boy Who Knew Too Much [10]
Secrets of a Successful Marriage [9]

[Bartesque]

Homer's Barbershop Quartet [8]
Cape Feare [16]
Homer Goes to College [7]
Rosebud [13]
Treehouse of Horror IV [11]
Marge on the Lam [12]
Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood [10]
The Last Temptation of Homer [13] +1
$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalised Gambling) [7]
Homer the Vigilante [9]
Bart Gets Famous [7]
Homer and Apu [10]
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy [6]
Deep Space Homer [11]
Homer Loves Flanders [9]
Bart Gets an Elephant [0] -2
Burns' Heir [10]
Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badasssss Song [12]
The Boy Who Knew Too Much [10]
Secrets of a Successful Marriage [9]

[The Spruce Moose]

Final List:

22. Lady Bouvier's Lover
21. Bart's Inner Child
20. Bart Gets an Elephant

Homer's Barbershop Quartet [8]
Cape Feare [16]
Homer Goes to College [7]
Rosebud [13]
Treehouse of Horror IV [11]
Marge on the Lam [12]
Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood [10]
The Last Temptation of Homer [13]
$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalised Gambling) [7]
Homer the Vigilante [9]
Bart Gets Famous [7]
Homer and Apu [10]
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy [6]
Deep Space Homer [11]
Homer Loves Flanders [9]
Burns' Heir [10]
Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badasssss Song [10]
The Boy Who Knew Too Much [10]
Secrets of a Successful Marriage [10]

[Toomanygrandmas]

Homer's Barbershop Quartet [8]
Cape Feare [16]
Homer Goes to College [7]
Rosebud [13]
Treehouse of Horror IV [11]
Marge on the Lam [12]
Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood [10]
The Last Temptation of Homer [13]
$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalised Gambling) [8] + 1
Homer the Vigilante [9]
Bart Gets Famous [7]
Homer and Apu [10]
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy [6]
Deep Space Homer [11]
Homer Loves Flanders [9]
Burns' Heir [8] - 2
Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badasssss Song [10]
The Boy Who Knew Too Much [10]
Secrets of a Successful Marriage [10]

[Zombies Rise from the Sea]

Homer's Barbershop Quartet [8]
Cape Feare [16]
Homer Goes to College [7]
Rosebud [13]
Treehouse of Horror IV [11]
Marge on the Lam [12]
Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood [10]
The Last Temptation of Homer [14] +1
$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalised Gambling) [8]
Homer the Vigilante [9]
Bart Gets Famous [7]
Homer and Apu [10]
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy [6]
Deep Space Homer [11]
Homer Loves Flanders [7] -2
Burns' Heir [8]
Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badasssss Song [10]
The Boy Who Knew Too Much [10]
Secrets of a Successful Marriage [10]

[Company Picnic]

Homer's Barbershop Quartet [8]
Cape Feare [16]
Homer Goes to College [7]
Rosebud [13]
Treehouse of Horror IV [11]
Marge on the Lam [10] -2
Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood [10]
The Last Temptation of Homer [14]
$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalised Gambling) [8]
Homer the Vigilante [9]
Bart Gets Famous [7]
Homer and Apu [10]
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy [6]
Deep Space Homer [11]
Homer Loves Flanders [7]
Burns' Heir [8]
Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badasssss Song [11] +1
The Boy Who Knew Too Much [10]
Secrets of a Successful Marriage [10]

[Alex_Of_Darkness]

Homer's Barbershop Quartet [8]
Cape Feare [16]
Homer Goes to College [7]
Rosebud [13]
Treehouse of Horror IV [11]
Marge on the Lam [10]
Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood [11] +1
The Last Temptation of Homer [14]
$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalised Gambling) [8]
Homer the Vigilante [9]
Bart Gets Famous [7]
Homer and Apu [10]
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy [4] -2
Deep Space Homer [11]
Homer Loves Flanders [7]
Burns' Heir [8]
Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badasssss Song [11]
The Boy Who Knew Too Much [10]
Secrets of a Successful Marriage [10]

[King-Size Homer]

Homer's Barbershop Quartet [8]
Cape Feare [16]
Homer Goes to College [7]
Rosebud [13]
Treehouse of Horror IV [11]
Marge on the Lam [10]
Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood [11]
The Last Temptation of Homer [14]
$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalised Gambling) [8]
Homer the Vigilante [9]
Bart Gets Famous [5] - 2
Homer and Apu [10]
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy [4]
Deep Space Homer [11]
Homer Loves Flanders [8] + 1
Burns' Heir [8]
Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badasssss Song [11]
The Boy Who Knew Too Much [10]
Secrets of a Successful Marriage [10]

[ANdre1001]

Homer's Barbershop Quartet [9] +1
Cape Feare [16]
Homer Goes to College [5] -2
Rosebud [13]
Treehouse of Horror IV [11]
Marge on the Lam [10]
Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood [11]
The Last Temptation of Homer [14]
$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalised Gambling) [8]
Homer the Vigilante [9]
Bart Gets Famous [5] - 2
Homer and Apu [10]
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy [4]
Deep Space Homer [11]
Homer Loves Flanders [8]
Burns' Heir [8]
Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badasssss Song [11]
The Boy Who Knew Too Much [10]
Secrets of a Successful Marriage [10]

[Gladys the Groovy Mule]

Homer's Barbershop Quartet [9]
Cape Feare [16]
Homer Goes to College [5]
Rosebud [13]
Treehouse of Horror IV [12] +1
Marge on the Lam [10]
Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood [11]
The Last Temptation of Homer [14]
$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalised Gambling) [8]
Homer the Vigilante [9]
Bart Gets Famous [3] - 2
Homer and Apu [10]
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy [4]
Deep Space Homer [11]
Homer Loves Flanders [8]
Burns' Heir [8]
Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badasssss Song [11]
The Boy Who Knew Too Much [10]
Secrets of a Successful Marriage [10]

[Financial Panther]

Homer's Barbershop Quartet [9]
Cape Feare [16]
Homer Goes to College [5]
Rosebud [13]
Treehouse of Horror IV [12]
Marge on the Lam [10]
Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood [11]
The Last Temptation of Homer [14]
$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalised Gambling) [6] -2
Homer the Vigilante [9]
Bart Gets Famous [3]
Homer and Apu [10]
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy [5] +1 (Ridiculous that this is almost gone already)
Deep Space Homer [11]
Homer Loves Flanders [8]
Burns' Heir [8]
Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badasssss Song [11]
The Boy Who Knew Too Much [10]
Secrets of a Successful Marriage [10]

[Léo Pard]

Homer's Barbershop Quartet [9]
Cape Feare [16]
Homer Goes to College [5]
Rosebud [13]
Treehouse of Horror IV [12]
Marge on the Lam [10]
Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood [11]
The Last Temptation of Homer [14]
$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalised Gambling) [6] -2
Homer the Vigilante [10] +1
Bart Gets Famous [3]
Homer and Apu [10]
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy [3] -2
Deep Space Homer [11]
Homer Loves Flanders [8]
Burns' Heir [8]
Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badasssss Song [11]
The Boy Who Knew Too Much [10]
Secrets of a Successful Marriage [10]

[Alex_Of_Darkness]

Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy [5] +1 (Ridiculous that this is almost gone already)

Can I ask you why ?

[YellowFever]

Homer's Barbershop Quartet [9]
Cape Feare [16]
Homer Goes to College [5]
Rosebud [13]
Treehouse of Horror IV [12]
Marge on the Lam [11] +1
Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood [11]
The Last Temptation of Homer [14]
$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalised Gambling) [6]
Homer the Vigilante [10]
Bart Gets Famous [3]
Homer and Apu [10]
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy [3] -2
Deep Space Homer [11]
Homer Loves Flanders [8]
Burns' Heir [6] -2
Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badasssss Song [11]
The Boy Who Knew Too Much [10]
Secrets of a Successful Marriage [10]

[Financial Panther]

Can I ask you why ?

It's hilarious! One of my favorite episodes of the season and the whole series. Seriously, it's jam-packed with spot-on jokes, the best of which is Bart's suggestions for the doll's name. There's also "Nuts and Gum," the doll's phrases ("Thinking too much gives you wrinkles"), naked Mr. Burns on the computer, etc. There's also a great Grampa subplot with his working at the restaurant. Plus, is tells a nice message. It ultimately tells the grim truth about consumer products: People always go for the big name; "There's just no room for the little guy."

It's an absolutely awesome episode, and number 9 on my Top 100. I can't believe it's almost gone.

[The Spruce Moose]

It's hilarious! One of my favorite episodes of the season and the whole series. Seriously, it's jam-packed with spot-on jokes, the best of which is Bart's suggestions for the doll's name. There's also "Nuts and Gum," the doll's phrases ("Thinking too much gives you wrinkles"), naked Mr. Burns on the computer, etc. There's also a great Grampa subplot with his working at the restaurant. Plus, is tells a nice message. It ultimately tells the grim truth about consumer products: People always go for the big name; "There's just no room for the little guy."

It's an absolutely awesome episode, and number 9 on my Top 100. I can't believe it's almost gone.

I don't often agree with you, but this is spot on. Then again, there's only about 4 or 5 stories in the whole season I actually want eliminated

[MagicalManFromHappyLand]

"Lisa vs Malibu Stacey" seems to split people, I think it's one of the best episodes of season 5 and ultimately the series, brilliant satire, a good message and it never feels too preachy. Financial Panther is spot on, it's a lot better than half the episodes in season 5 and definately not the 19th best.

Homer's Barbershop Quartet [9]
Cape Feare [16]
Homer Goes to College [5]
Rosebud [13]
Treehouse of Horror IV [12]
Marge on the Lam [11]
Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood [11]
The Last Temptation of Homer [14]
$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalised Gambling) [6]
Homer the Vigilante [10]
Bart Gets Famous [3]
Homer and Apu [10]
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy [4] +1
Deep Space Homer [11]
Homer Loves Flanders [6] -2
Burns' Heir [6]
Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badasssss Song [11]
The Boy Who Knew Too Much [10]
Secrets of a Successful Marriage [10]

[Nauru-1]

Homer's Barbershop Quartet [9]
Cape Feare [16]
Homer Goes to College [5]
Rosebud [13]
Treehouse of Horror IV [12]
Marge on the Lam [11]
Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood [11]
The Last Temptation of Homer [14]
$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalised Gambling) [6]
Homer the Vigilante [8] -2
Bart Gets Famous [3]
Homer and Apu [10]
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy [4] +1
Deep Space Homer [11]
Homer Loves Flanders [6] -2
Burns' Heir [6]
Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badasssss Song [12] +1
The Boy Who Knew Too Much [10]
Secrets of a Successful Marriage [10]