Simpsons Hurt and Heal Tournament: Season 5

[The Spruce Moose]

So I thought I'd try something a little different from the elimination games on here: so welcome to the Simpsons Hurt and Heal thread.

It's simple really. Each story starts on 10 points, and you give 1 point to your favourite and take away 2 from your least favourite. The last one to reach zero wins. You are only allowed to vote once every 24 hours

Moving onto Season 5. 4 through again so maybe look out for your 2nd/3rd favourites.

Homer's Barbershop Quartet [10]
Cape Feare [10]
Homer Goes to College [10]
Rosebud [10]
Treehouse of Horror IV [10]
Marge on the Lam [10]
Bart's Inner Child [10]
Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood [10]
The Last Temptation of Homer [10]
$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalised Gambling) [10]
Homer the Vigilante [10]
Bart Gets Famous [10]
Homer and Apu [10]
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy [10]
Deep Space Homer [10]
Homer Loves Flanders [10]
Bart Gets an Elephant [10]
Burns' Heir [10]
Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badasssss Song [10]
The Boy Who Knew Too Much [10]
Lady Bouvier's Lover [10]
Secrets of a Successful Marriage [10]

[The Spruce Moose]

Homer's Barbershop Quartet [10]
Cape Feare [10]
Homer Goes to College [10]
Rosebud [10]
Treehouse of Horror IV [10]
Marge on the Lam [10]
Bart's Inner Child [10]
Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood [10]
The Last Temptation of Homer [11] +1
$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalised Gambling) [10]
Homer the Vigilante [10]
Bart Gets Famous [10]
Homer and Apu [10]
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy [10]
Deep Space Homer [10]
Homer Loves Flanders [8] -2
Bart Gets an Elephant [10]
Burns' Heir [10]
Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badasssss Song [10]
The Boy Who Knew Too Much [10]
Lady Bouvier's Lover [10]
Secrets of a Successful Marriage [10]

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

Homer's Barbershop Quartet [10]
Cape Feare [10]
Homer Goes to College [10]
Rosebud [10]
Treehouse of Horror IV [10]
Marge on the Lam [10]
Bart's Inner Child [10]
Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood [10]
The Last Temptation of Homer [11]
$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalised Gambling) [10]
Homer the Vigilante [10]
Bart Gets Famous [10]
Homer and Apu [10]
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy [10]
Deep Space Homer [10]
Homer Loves Flanders [9]+1
Bart Gets an Elephant [8] -2
Burns' Heir [10]
Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badasssss Song [10]
The Boy Who Knew Too Much [10]
Lady Bouvier's Lover [10]
Secrets of a Successful Marriage [10]

And TSM, how many of these are you planning on making anyways?

[Brad Lascelle]

Homer's Barbershop Quartet [10]
Cape Feare [10]
Homer Goes to College [10]
Rosebud [10]
Treehouse of Horror IV [10]
Marge on the Lam [11] +1
Bart's Inner Child [10]
Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood [10]
The Last Temptation of Homer [11]
$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalised Gambling) [10]
Homer the Vigilante [10]
Bart Gets Famous [10]
Homer and Apu [10]
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy [10]
Deep Space Homer [10]
Homer Loves Flanders [9]
Bart Gets an Elephant [8]
Burns' Heir [10]
Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badasssss Song [10]
The Boy Who Knew Too Much [10]
Lady Bouvier's Lover [8] -2
Secrets of a Successful Marriage [10]

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

I'm surprised by how little I care about this season.

Homer's Barbershop Quartet [10]
Cape Feare [11] +1
Homer Goes to College [10]
Rosebud [10]
Treehouse of Horror IV [10]
Marge on the Lam [11]
Bart's Inner Child [8] -2
Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood [10]
The Last Temptation of Homer [11]
$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalised Gambling) [10]
Homer the Vigilante [10]
Bart Gets Famous [10]
Homer and Apu [10]
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy [10]
Deep Space Homer [10]
Homer Loves Flanders [9]
Bart Gets an Elephant [8]
Burns' Heir [10]
Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badasssss Song [10]
The Boy Who Knew Too Much [10]
Lady Bouvier's Lover [8]
Secrets of a Successful Marriage [10]

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

I'm surprised by how little I care about this season.

Yeah, I know. It's my least favorite of the classic era, surprisingly.

[King-Size Homer]

Do I have to wait another 24 hours if it's a new season?
By the way this is my favorite season.

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

Yeah, I know. It's my least favorite of the classic era, surprisingly.

Mine too probably, obviously ignoring 1 though. King-Size Homer you can vote now since it is a new thread

[The Spruce Moose]

Do I have to wait another 24 hours if it's a new season?
By the way this is my favorite season.

nope, you're free to vote again when we move onto a new season

[King-Size Homer]

Homer's Barbershop Quartet [10]
Cape Feare [11]
Homer Goes to College [10]
Rosebud [10]
Treehouse of Horror IV [10]
Marge on the Lam [11]
Bart's Inner Child [8]
Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood [10]
The Last Temptation of Homer [11]
$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalised Gambling) [10]
Homer the Vigilante [10]
Bart Gets Famous [10]
Homer and Apu [10]
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy [10]
Deep Space Homer [11] + 1
Homer Loves Flanders [9]
Bart Gets an Elephant [8]
Burns' Heir [10]
Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badasssss Song [10]
The Boy Who Knew Too Much [10]
Lady Bouvier's Lover [6] - 2
Secrets of a Successful Marriage [10]

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

Would be much appreciated if you put them +1 and -2's in bold.

[Comicshow MolemanBob]

Homer's Barbershop Quartet [8] -2
Cape Feare [11]
Homer Goes to College [10]
Rosebud [10]
Treehouse of Horror IV [10]
Marge on the Lam [11]
Bart's Inner Child [8]
Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood [10]
The Last Temptation of Homer [11]
$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalised Gambling) [10]
Homer the Vigilante [10]
Bart Gets Famous [10]
Homer and Apu [10]
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy [10]
Deep Space Homer [11]
Homer Loves Flanders [9]
Bart Gets an Elephant [8]
Burns' Heir [10]
Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badasssss Song [11] +1
The Boy Who Knew Too Much [10]
Lady Bouvier's Lover [6]
Secrets of a Successful Marriage [10]

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

Homer's Barbershop Quartet [8] -2

[LittleMissLisaSimpson]

Homer's Barbershop Quartet [9] + 1
Cape Feare [11]
Homer Goes to College [10]
Rosebud [10]
Treehouse of Horror IV [10]
Marge on the Lam [11]
Bart's Inner Child [6] - 2
Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood [10]
The Last Temptation of Homer [11]
$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalised Gambling) [10]
Homer the Vigilante [10]
Bart Gets Famous [10]
Homer and Apu [10]
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy [10]
Deep Space Homer [11]
Homer Loves Flanders [9]
Bart Gets an Elephant [8]
Burns' Heir [10]
Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badasssss Song [11]
The Boy Who Knew Too Much [10]
Lady Bouvier's Lover [6]
Secrets of a Successful Marriage [10]

[Comicshow MolemanBob]

I'm a huge Beatles fan and the parody of the foursome was great, it just wasn't that funny (Compared with some other episodes this season)

[cloneasaurus]

Homer's Barbershop Quartet [9]
Cape Feare [11]
Homer Goes to College [10]
Rosebud [11] +1
Treehouse of Horror IV [10]
Marge on the Lam [11]
Bart's Inner Child [4] - 2
Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood [10]
The Last Temptation of Homer [11]
$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalised Gambling) [10]
Homer the Vigilante [10]
Bart Gets Famous [10]
Homer and Apu [10]
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy [10]
Deep Space Homer [11]
Homer Loves Flanders [9]
Bart Gets an Elephant [8]
Burns' Heir [10]
Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badasssss Song [11]
The Boy Who Knew Too Much [10]
Lady Bouvier's Lover [6]
Secrets of a Successful Marriage [10]

[Prune Tracy]

I haven't seen enough of this season to judge, so I'm going to bow out of voting and come back Season 6. Anyway, best of luck for Homer Goes to College, Treehouse of Horror IV, and Homer Loves Flanders.

[Bartesque]

Homer's Barbershop Quartet [9]
Cape Feare [11]
Homer Goes to College [10]
Rosebud [12] +1
Treehouse of Horror IV [10]
Marge on the Lam [11]
Bart's Inner Child [4]
Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood [10]
The Last Temptation of Homer [11]
$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalised Gambling) [10]
Homer the Vigilante [10]
Bart Gets Famous [10]
Homer and Apu [10]
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy [10]
Deep Space Homer [11]
Homer Loves Flanders [9]
Bart Gets an Elephant [6] -2
Burns' Heir [10]
Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badasssss Song [11]
The Boy Who Knew Too Much [10]
Lady Bouvier's Lover [6]
Secrets of a Successful Marriage [10]

[Toomanygrandmas]

Go go Cape Feare, The Last Temptation of Homer, Rosebud and Secrets of a Successful Marriage.

Homer's Barbershop Quartet [9]
Cape Feare [11]
Homer Goes to College [10]
Rosebud [12]
Treehouse of Horror IV [10]
Marge on the Lam [11]
Bart's Inner Child [4]
Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood [10]
The Last Temptation of Homer [12] + 1
$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalised Gambling) [10]
Homer the Vigilante [10]
Bart Gets Famous [10]
Homer and Apu [10]
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy [10]
Deep Space Homer [11]
Homer Loves Flanders [9]
Bart Gets an Elephant [6]
Burns' Heir [10]
Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badasssss Song [11]
The Boy Who Knew Too Much [10]
Lady Bouvier's Lover [4] - 2
Secrets of a Successful Marriage [10]

[Gladys the Groovy Mule]

Homer's Barbershop Quartet [9]
Cape Feare [12] +1
Homer Goes to College [10]
Rosebud [12]
Treehouse of Horror IV [10]
Marge on the Lam [11]
Bart's Inner Child [4]
Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood [10]
The Last Temptation of Homer [11]
$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalised Gambling) [10]
Homer the Vigilante [10]
Bart Gets Famous [8] -2
Homer and Apu [10]
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy [10]
Deep Space Homer [11]
Homer Loves Flanders [9]
Bart Gets an Elephant [6]
Burns' Heir [10]
Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badasssss Song [11]
The Boy Who Knew Too Much [10]
Lady Bouvier's Lover [6]
Secrets of a Successful Marriage [10]

[Ruffles]

Homer's Barbershop Quartet [10] +1
Cape Feare [12]
Homer Goes to College [10]
Rosebud [12]
Treehouse of Horror IV [10]
Marge on the Lam [11]
Bart's Inner Child [4]
Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood [10]
The Last Temptation of Homer [11]
$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalised Gambling) [10]
Homer the Vigilante [10]
Bart Gets Famous [8]
Homer and Apu [10]
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy [10]
Deep Space Homer [11]
Homer Loves Flanders [9]
Bart Gets an Elephant [4] -2
Burns' Heir [10]
Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badasssss Song [11]
The Boy Who Knew Too Much [10]
Lady Bouvier's Lover [6]
Secrets of a Successful Marriage [10]

[YellowFever]

Cape Feare [12]
Homer Goes to College [10]
Rosebud [12]
Treehouse of Horror IV [10]
Marge on the Lam [12] +1
Bart's Inner Child [4]
Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood [10]
The Last Temptation of Homer [11]
$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalised Gambling) [10]
Homer the Vigilante [10]
Bart Gets Famous [8]
Homer and Apu [10]
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy [10]
Deep Space Homer [11]
Homer Loves Flanders [9]
Bart Gets an Elephant [2] -2
Burns' Heir [10]
Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badasssss Song [11]
The Boy Who Knew Too Much [10]
Lady Bouvier's Lover [6]
Secrets of a Successful Marriage [10]

[Zombies Rise from the Sea]

Cape Feare [12]
Homer Goes to College [10]
Rosebud [12]
Treehouse of Horror IV [10]
Marge on the Lam [12]
Bart's Inner Child [5] +1
Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood [10]
The Last Temptation of Homer [11]
$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalised Gambling) [10]
Homer the Vigilante [10]
Bart Gets Famous [8]
Homer and Apu [10]
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy [10]
Deep Space Homer [11]
Homer Loves Flanders [9]
Bart Gets an Elephant [2]
Burns' Heir [10]
Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badasssss Song [11]
The Boy Who Knew Too Much [10]
Lady Bouvier's Lover [6]
Secrets of a Successful Marriage [8] -2

[Brad Lascelle]

Just a quick heads up that Gladys the Groovy Mule didn't add in the votes from Toomanygrandmas in his rankings.

The Last Temptation of Homer should be at 12.
Lady Bouvier's Lover should be at 4.

Also, Homer's Barbershop Quartet was excluded by accident from the lists of YellowFever and Zombies Rise from the Sea. It remains at 10.

Corrected rankings:

Homer's Barbershop Quartet [10]
Cape Feare [12]
Homer Goes to College [10]
Rosebud [12]
Treehouse of Horror IV [10]
Marge on the Lam [12]
Bart's Inner Child [5]
Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood [10]
The Last Temptation of Homer [12]
$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalised Gambling) [10]
Homer the Vigilante [10]
Bart Gets Famous [8]
Homer and Apu [10]
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy [10]
Deep Space Homer [11]
Homer Loves Flanders [9]
Bart Gets an Elephant [2]
Burns' Heir [10]
Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badasssss Song [11]
The Boy Who Knew Too Much [10]
Lady Bouvier's Lover [4]
Secrets of a Successful Marriage [8]

[Bert Stanton]

Homer's Barbershop Quartet [10]
Cape Feare [12]
Homer Goes to College [10]
Rosebud [12]
Treehouse of Horror IV [10]
Marge on the Lam [12]
Bart's Inner Child [5]
Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood [10]
The Last Temptation of Homer [12]
$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalised Gambling) [11] +1
Homer the Vigilante [10]
Bart Gets Famous [8]
Homer and Apu [10]
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy [8] -2
Deep Space Homer [11]
Homer Loves Flanders [9]
Bart Gets an Elephant [2]
Burns' Heir [10]
Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badasssss Song [11]
The Boy Who Knew Too Much [10]
Lady Bouvier's Lover [4]
Secrets of a Successful Marriage [8]

[Christopher the Chef]

Homer's Barbershop Quartet [10]
Cape Feare [12]
Homer Goes to College [10]
Rosebud [12]
Treehouse of Horror IV [10]
Marge on the Lam [12]
Bart's Inner Child [3] -2
Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood [10]
The Last Temptation of Homer [12]
$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalised Gambling) [11]
Homer the Vigilante [10]
Bart Gets Famous [9] +1
Homer and Apu [10]
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy [8]
Deep Space Homer [11]
Homer Loves Flanders [9]
Bart Gets an Elephant [2]
Burns' Heir [10]
Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badasssss Song [11]
The Boy Who Knew Too Much [10]
Lady Bouvier's Lover [4]
Secrets of a Successful Marriage [8]

Sentimentally, this is my favorite season as I started watching The Simpsons in this season.

[Nauru-1]

Homer's Barbershop Quartet [10]
Cape Feare [12]
Homer Goes to College [11] +1
Rosebud [12]
Treehouse of Horror IV [10]
Marge on the Lam [12]
Bart's Inner Child [3]
Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood [10]
The Last Temptation of Homer [12]
$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalised Gambling) [11]
Homer the Vigilante [8] -2
Bart Gets Famous [9]
Homer and Apu [10]
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy [8]
Deep Space Homer [11]
Homer Loves Flanders [9]
Bart Gets an Elephant [2]
Burns' Heir [10]
Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badasssss Song [11]
The Boy Who Knew Too Much [10]
Lady Bouvier's Lover [4]
Secrets of a Successful Marriage [8]

[Dehumanizer]

Homer's Barbershop Quartet [10]
Cape Feare [12]
Homer Goes to College [11]
Rosebud [12]
Treehouse of Horror IV [10]
Marge on the Lam [12]
Bart's Inner Child [3]
Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood [11] + 1
The Last Temptation of Homer [12]
$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalised Gambling) [11]
Homer the Vigilante [8]
Bart Gets Famous [9]
Homer and Apu [10]
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy [8]
Deep Space Homer [11]
Homer Loves Flanders [9]
Bart Gets an Elephant [2]
Burns' Heir [10]
Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badasssss Song [11]
The Boy Who Knew Too Much [10]
Lady Bouvier's Lover [2] - 2
Secrets of a Successful Marriage [8]

[Company Picnic]

Homer's Barbershop Quartet [10]
Cape Feare [12]
Homer Goes to College [11]
Rosebud [12]
Treehouse of Horror IV [10]
Marge on the Lam [12]
Bart's Inner Child [1] -2
Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood [11]
The Last Temptation of Homer [12]
$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalised Gambling) [11]
Homer the Vigilante [8]
Bart Gets Famous [9]
Homer and Apu [10]
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy [8]
Deep Space Homer [11]
Homer Loves Flanders [9]
Bart Gets an Elephant [2]
Burns' Heir [10]
Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badasssss Song [12] +1
The Boy Who Knew Too Much [10]
Lady Bouvier's Lover [2]
Secrets of a Successful Marriage [8]

[Dangeresque Too]

Homer's Barbershop Quartet [10]
Cape Feare [13] +1
Homer Goes to College [11]
Rosebud [12]
Treehouse of Horror IV [10]
Marge on the Lam [12]
Bart's Inner Child [1]
Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood [11]
The Last Temptation of Homer [12]
$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalised Gambling) [11]
Homer the Vigilante [8]
Bart Gets Famous [9]
Homer and Apu [10]
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy [8]
Deep Space Homer [11]
Homer Loves Flanders [9]
Bart Gets an Elephant [2]
Burns' Heir [10]
Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badasssss Song [12]
The Boy Who Knew Too Much [10]
Lady Bouvier's Lover [0] -2
Secrets of a Successful Marriage [8]