how good is your sense of dark/black humor?

[Mozy]

I'd say it is, but hey, it's all fair game in here.

[laurso99]

I'll give this a go...

My uncle's compassion and capacity for love severely touched me when I was a kid
He was a rapist

Or something like that, pretty shit...

[Homer I Am]

No, I'm just sick of you two making jokes that even a brainless sea snail thinks are stupid.

The majority of jokes in the world ARE stupid.

And I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO IGNORE ME EH YOU'RE NOT DOING A VERY GOOD JOB EH?

If this is a joke then it's pretty hypocritical of you to say what you said in the last sentence. I can see why people will ignore you...

[Jesse Pinkman]

you better not be trying to start another fight in my thread, damn it

[Homer I Am]

I don't start fights, I just pointed out his flaws. It's up to him who starts the fight, he could be nice and make a decent reply, start trying to troll me or get pissed off.

[Prune Tracy]

I think we're past this, bud. PM me for any future concerns.

(Though I must commend you for making a reply that actually appeared to take some thought...)

[The Spruce Moose]

I had sex with a yummy mummy at work today.

I love being an archaeologist.

[Homer I Am]

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[Mozy]

Guy A: You're a pile of shit!
Guy B: That's not what your mom said.
Guy A: MY MOM'S DEAD YOU ASSHOLE!
Guy B: Oh, that explains why she didn't move at all!

[Homer I Am]

Is it wrong I find this funny?

[irvine_11]

No, it is not.

[Jesse Pinkman]

if that's wrong, i don't wanna be right

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

This thread is now dead.

Please take your receipt.

[Homer I Am]

You are now dead.

Please take your receipt.

[Jesse Pinkman]

This thread is now dead.

Please take your receipt.

[Jesse Pinkman]

this is either one of my worst threads, or one of my better ones. hm.

anyone have any other jokes? i don't usually tell dark jokes, except with friends in real life and only if i think they might laugh. but i enjoy reading. and laughing.

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

This thread's worse than getting VD.

[Jesse Pinkman]

see, that's funny

[Mozy]

I thought about creating a screen name for AIM called "HIVpositive32", get it?

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

Uuuuhhhh yes....

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

That AIM screen name is offensive to me!

[Mozy]

Isn't that the point of this thread?

[Jesse Pinkman]

pretty sure he was kidding

if not then get outta this thread

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

Bump.



Indicating Lymphoma.

[Shaunbadia]

I love dark humour. One of my favourite comedians is Frankie Boyle, whom I recently discovered is described on TVTropes.org as "Pitch-Black-To-The-Point-Of-No-Return-On-An-Infinite-Journey-Into-Hell Comedy" (As opposed to "Dark comedy") and "Rotting-Corpse-Pile-Consisting-Of-Many-Infants Comedy" (As opposed to "Dead baby comedy").

The subjects he covers in his stand-up and on various comedy panel shows are things that any other comedian would consider career suicide such as murder victims, kidnap victims, mental disabilities (Down Syndrome, Autism etc.) , religion (Including Muslims), the families of the aforementioned murder and kidnap victims, cancer, AIDS, physical disabilities or peple with deformities (From the Elephant man to burn victims), rape....the list goes on and on really. For years he was known as "The Dark heart of Mock the Week".

Part of the reason he gets away with the majority of it is because it's hilarious on Mock the Week when he's playing off of the other comedians around him and because he's Scottish, the accent just makes a lot of his bitterness come out 10 times stronger.

Here's three quick videos of him...this is his tame stuff.



For those of you in the USA unfamiliar with the term...wank means jerk off.


From his short lived stand-up/sketch show "Frankie Boyle's Tramadol Nights" (The premise here is that Kitt wasn't really talking to Michael...he was just very mentally ill)

[laurso99]

[Don "Fat Tony" D'Amico]

Very.

[The Spruce Moose]

My wife said she's leaving me because she thinks I'm a pedo.

She's the one who said she wanted kids.

[Don "Fat Tony" D'Amico]

Someone should really tell Madeline McCann that hide and seek is over now.