how good is your sense of dark/black humor?

[Jesse Pinkman]

does anyone have any examples of black/dark humor jokes they've heard/read? i'm bored and need a laugh

[Homer I Am]

Black humor isn't allowed on the forums.

[Jims]

does anyone have any examples of black/dark humor jokes they've heard/read? i'm bored and need a laugh

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

 Cancer. 

[Ryan]

what's the best part of having a threesome?

 watching your parents fuck 

[stitchje]

If it's called tourist season, why can't you shoot at them?


What does Hannnibal Lector call prostitutes?
Whore-d'oeuvres!

[Jesse Pinkman]

Black humor isn't allowed on the forums.

is this an official rule? 'cause i couldn't find it.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Spoiler: (highlight to read)
Cancer.

that's one of those things where i know i'm going to hell for even chuckling at that.

what's the best part of having a threesome?

Spoiler: (highlight to read)
watching your parents fuck

If it's called tourist season, why can't you shoot at them?


What does Hannnibal Lector call prostitutes?
Whore-d'oeuvres!

second ones funnier

[Prune Tracy]

is this an official rule? 'cause i couldn't find it.

No, he's just making another stupid joke about "WELL I GOT BANNED FOR THREATENING AL JEAN WITH DEATH SO WE MUST NOT BE ABLE TO POST ANYTHING INSULTING"

[Jesse Pinkman]

can't believe i actually took the time to go through the rules of the forum

[laurso99]

classic example of dark/uncomfortable humour in my view.

[Mozy]

Basketball fan: Mr. Johnson, are you sure that you won an NBA championship?
Magic Johnson: I'm HIV positive.

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If it's called tourist season, why can't you shoot at them?


What does Hannnibal Lector call prostitutes?
Whore-d'oeuvres!

GOOD ONE!

[Bleedin' Gums Murphy]

'No, he's just making another stupid joke about "WELL I GOT BANNED FOR THREATENING AL JEAN WITH DEATH SO WE MUST NOT BE ABLE TO POST ANYTHING INSULTING"'

Moron.

[Edit - For once you weren't bitching about something I posted, my apologies Riviera]

[Homer I Am]

is this an official rule? 'cause i couldn't find it.

Must be or I got banned for no reason.

No, he's just making another stupid joke about "WELL I GOT BANNED FOR THREATENING AL JEAN WITH DEATH SO WE MUST NOT BE ABLE TO POST ANYTHING INSULTING"

Shh

[Mozy]

[Bleedin' Gums Murphy]

Homer I Am

I genuinely think he is either related to Al Jean or he is Al Jean! Best to leave out the insults of mein fuhrer and keep them for private conversation, if you ever wish to send me any Jean hate, feel free to send a PM.

[Homer I Am]

[Prune Tracy]

I genuinely think he is either related to Al Jean or he is Al Jean!

No, I'm just sick of you two making jokes that even a brainless sea snail thinks are stupid. And I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO IGNORE ME EH YOU'RE NOT DOING A VERY GOOD JOB EH?

[laurso99]

^ You Canadian's sure love saying eh don't you Anyways back on topic...

Daffy's breakdown about 14 seconds in gets pretty dark. Love it!

[Bleedin' Gums Murphy]

No, I'm just sick of you two making jokes that even a brainless sea snail thinks are stupid. And I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO IGNORE ME EH YOU'RE NOT DOING A VERY GOOD JOB EH?

Perhaps you should allow us to have our own opinions of Al Jean that don't quite agree with yours, respect that and stop being a little bitch about it EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH?

[Prune Tracy]

Perhaps you should allow us to have our own opinions of Al Jean that don't quite agree with yours, respect that and stop being a little bitch about it EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH?

Okay, since you can't seem to get it through your thick skull, let me explain it to you:

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT AL JEAN. Those are not the jokes I'm referring to. You can bash Al Jean until the cows come home for all I care. What annoys me is this self-righteous attitude that you and Homer I Am have when you say things like "I hate Al Jean, WHOOPS I FORGOT IMA GET BANED LOL". It's like you don't even know why you were banned.

Oh, and I see you're still using name-calling. Charming.

[Bleedin' Gums Murphy]

What are you talking about? You say we can slag Al Jean all we want but we aren't allowed to question why we are banned and correct me if I'm wrong but NEVER has anyone ever said anything along the lines of "I hate Al Jean, WHOOPS I FORGOT IMA GET BANED LOL", unless you can back that up with some evidence, eh eh eh EH EH EH?

We don't have any self-righteous attitude. If you are correct, and that isn't often, then we can slag Al Jean all we want and won't be banned. Does that work for you, eh eh eh EH EH EH?,

[Prune Tracy]

What are you talking about? You say we can slag Al Jean all we want but we aren't allowed to question why we are banned and correct me if I'm wrong but NEVER has anyone ever said anything along the lines of "I hate Al Jean, WHOOPS I FORGOT IMA GET BANED LOL", unless you can back that up with some evidence, eh eh eh EH EH EH?

Obviously you don't understand the difference between literal and figurative speech. I guess I goofed, EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH? (Get it, because I said this once and now it's funny because it's ironic or some shit like that.)

No, no one literally said what I posted. But there have been plenty of instances where you made a joke about Al Jean and then followed up with something like "I apologize if my statement is too edgy for you people" or something like that. Then Homer I Am comes in with the ludicrous "Dark humor isn't allowed on these forums" nonsense. This is where my problem lies. You've taken your temporary ban to an extreme overreaction, and I find it annoying. You guys were banned for death threats towards Al Jean. This goes beyond simple bashing, no? So like I said, go ahead and bash Al Jean, but stop acting like we can't take it or something.

[Jims]

What are you talking about? You say we can slag Al Jean all we want but we aren't allowed to question why we are banned and correct me if I'm wrong but NEVER has anyone ever said anything along the lines of "I hate Al Jean, WHOOPS I FORGOT IMA GET BANED LOL", unless you can back that up with some evidence, eh eh eh EH EH EH?

We don't have any self-righteous attitude. If you are correct, and that isn't often, then we can slag Al Jean all we want and won't be banned. Does that work for you, eh eh eh EH EH EH?,

Yeah, you need a break.

Riviera, and everyone else, don't ever mention Bleedin' Gums Murphy's posts about Al Jean ever again, because he clearly can't handle it and will just go off like a rocket if it's even mentioned. People are clearly goading him into saying all this nasty stuff and since he doesn't have the self control to ignore it, you need to stop bringing it up at all.

If you all don't knock it off and act like mature adults (or at least competent teenagers), I'm going to stick my foot so far up your asses, you'll be walking funny for 7 days.

...Or, at the very least, you won't be walking around here at all for 7 days.

Gawd almighty, you guys.

[Prune Tracy]

Yeah, you need a break.

Riviera, and everyone else, don't ever mention Bleedin' Gums Murphy's posts about Al Jean ever again, because he clearly can't handle it and will just go off like a rocket if it's even mentioned. If you all don't knock it off and act like mature adults (or at least competent teenagers), I'm going to stick my foot so far up your asses, you'll be walking funny for 7 days.

...Or, at the very least, you won't be walking around here at all for 7 days.

Gawd almighty, you guys.

Duly noted.

So anyway, what's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?

The wheelchair.

[Unckie Herb]

Riviera

That wasn't funny dude

[Unckie Herb]

Jims

You need to stop being a fascist mate. As far as see all BGM say is that if he is allowed to say anything about Al Jean, why should he be banned for it? This time he didn't even say ANYTHING bad about Al Jean...Riviera, do you run this website?

[Jims]

That's right, he didn't say anything bad about Al Jean. He's temp banned because he keeps spouting out insults at people at pretty much every thread he's involved in these days. He's been warned already, and has repeatedly thumbed his nose at those warnings. So I ask you, sir, what else am I supposed to do?

Also, per the rules,

10. No drama.
Don’t bring real-life or another-site drama with another member with you to this board. We are not responsible for what happens with you and others off the board, but we will not let you take it out on the board. This also includes ban drama, which can range from complaining about a member being banned to posting on behalf of a banned member.

[Unckie Herb]

Oh I no realise he did this, okay fair enough dude

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

So this is where Herb's posts have been coming from. I never even knew this argument existed in this thread. I just thought he was randomly banned for past things.

[Jims]

Our dark humor thread has clearly gone to dark places.

This will lighten the mood!

What's the difference between a dead hooker and a Corvette?
 I don't have a Corvette in my garage. 

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh.