Finish the above Simpsons episode

[Bella Drape 'er]

So I post the start of an episode, the person below then posts the finish and a new episode for someone else to finish.

You got it?

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David and D'ohliath: Homer goes to the park to get some dough-nuts, but meets a park ranger called David, who tells Homer that they don't sell dough-nuts at the park. Homer wants revenge.

[Bleedin' Gums Murphy]

David and D'ohliath: Homer goes to the park to get some dough-nuts, but meets a park ranger called David, who tells Homer that they don't sell dough-nuts at the park. Homer wants revenge. Homer then wraps him up in a carpet and throws him off a bridge.

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The Last Exit to Shelbyville: Mr Burns decides to blow up Springfield and the only place Springfielders can go is Shelbyville.

[Jims]

Moved to Noiseland.

Folks, I don't mind a few forum games in Free For All (which I why The Ban Game is still going), and I'm happy to see people are starting to use the section more, but we have to keep a balance between discussion threads and turning it into Random Happy +1 Land.

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

The Last Exit to Shelbyville: Instead of leaving the citizens simply erase Burns' memory and all is well.

The Big Bob Theory: Sideshow Bob travels back in time to kill Leonardo da Vinci, Bart's ancestor, after Bart and Santa's Little Helper accidentally cause the Big Bang when they traveled back in time. Now they attempt to stop Bob.

[D DEBBS]

THe Big Bob Theory: A bunch of 20-something nerds wearing comic book t-shirts, believing they are super-heroes, try to stop Bob...with hilarious results "BAZINGA!"

The Snowball2 Effect: Lisa's beloved kitty is pregnant...but who's the baby daddy?

[Bleedin' Gums Murphy]

The Snowball2 Effect: Lisa's beloved kitty is pregnant...but who's the baby daddy? It turns out to be old Gil and he is locked up in a psychiatric ward and is never seen again.
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Van Houten pout-men: Kirk decides that he should fulfil his life long ambition to become a model but this only confuses him sexually.

[Bella Drape 'er]

Van Houten pout-men: Kirk cyogenically freezes himself to avoid the humiliation. Milhouse doesn't have a dad for seventy more years.

InSimpson: When Bart needs help on a Maths Test, he calls Professor Frink to transport him into Lisa's mind to get the knowledge he needs.

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

InSimpson: Frink does this, but Bart instead looks through all of Lisa's personal memories and later uses them to laugh at/pull pranks on her and later fails the Math test.

The Land of the Free and the Home of Joe Biden: The Simpsons are going to Delaware! Results?

[Bleedin' Gums Murphy]

The Land of the Free and the Home of Joe Biden: The Simpsons are going to Delaware! Results? Homer and Joe become great drinking buddies and Barack Obama gets jealous and he order the FBI to kill Homer but accidentally kills the crazy cat woman for some reason.

Simp-shonia: Springfield becomes very hot, 45 degrees we're talking about here...

[The Spruce Moose]

Simp-shonia: Springfield becomes very hot, 45 degrees we're talking about here...

After watching Quimbys incompetence Jerkass Homer stages a coup d'etat begs Lisa to solve the problem for him. Homer';s failures lead the town to release the animals from the zoo to attack Homer, whereupon Comic Book Guy appears to further the plot by saving Homer from an elephant. CBG is given control of the town but turns it into a fascist regime. This is fixed when the quota for celebrity cameos is filled by the townspeople paying Karen Gillan, Scarlet Johnansson and Hayden Panettiere to make out with CBG to distract him whilst they run an election re-instating Quimby. CBG then goes off to form a real life Charlie's Angels for some reason. The end.

It Was the Best of Grimes, It Was the Worst of Grimes
In a shocking twist, Frank Grimes is revealed to be alive and well. Apparently he faked his own death to finish working on a shocking expose of the SNPP, listing every accident caused by one Homer J Simpson. Demands to close the plant are fulfilled and Homer loses his job. What next?

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

It Was the Best of Grimes: In an even more shocking twist Homer gets a job in Delaware where he reunites with Joe Biden who hatches a plan to get Homer his old job back that somehow works and kills Grimes at the same time.

Treehouse of Horror: the Movie: After hearing Bart and Lisa trade the stories in the treehouse during the original Treehouse of Horror Homer decides to make a movie out of them similar to Creepshow. The film is well received and Homer becomes wealthy and wins an Oscar. Everything seems fine until Marge mysteriously goes missing while Homer finds a cookbook with a title talking about cooking for forty humans....then?

[Zombies Rise from the Sea]

"Treehouse of Horror: The Movie": Homer assumes that Kang and Kodos are cooking humans again, so he goes up to the ship only to discover it is a feast and Marge is alive at it. The twist, they actually cooked the humans this time?

"Springfield's Dedicated Family": After seeing the people of Springfield doing charitable acts of good for the city, the Family realize that they have not contributed to the city as much as they should, so they start to go overdrive in helping everybody and everything out.

[D DEBBS]

Springfield's Dedicated Family: Unfortunately, Homer over-helps himself by going through all of Springfield's donations in the donation bin and hogging up all the so-called 'good' donations for himself...he becomes a donation hoarder...Homer picks so many donations that the family can't fit into their house! Guest voices: the two guys from History Channel's 'American Pickers.'
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A Very 'Special' Episode

Ralph Wiggum is tested and is placed in a 'special' class NOT at Springfield Elementary School...not for 'special' kids, but for GIFTED kids! Lisa is FURIOUS!

[The Spruce Moose]

A Very 'Special' Episode

Ralph Wiggum is tested and is placed in a 'special' class NOT at Springfield Elementary School...not for 'special' kids, but for GIFTED kids! Lisa is FURIOUS! Lisa whines and complains until Bart concocts a plan to make Ralph look stupid by shamelessly ripping off the experiments and teasing from Bart the Genius. Lisa is set to take Ralph's place at the school, but Springfield Elementary cannot afford to lose her so Skinner and Chalmers inject her with a stupidity potion for 24 hours so the school changes it's mind and Lisa stays.

D'ohctor Who
Homer and Lisa bond over their obsession with British sci-fi show Professor What, but are aghast when the Professor, played by Davey Bennant, regenerates into Mac Smith. Immediately giving up on the show they go to England to stop Smith and bring back Bennnant at any cost...

[Hommer]

"D'ohctor Who"
Homer and Lisa bond over their obsession with British sci-fi show Professor What, but are aghast when the Professor, played by Davey Bennant, regenerates into Mac Smith. Immediately giving up on the show they go to England to stop Smith and bring back Bennnant at any cost... However, they are captured by the Queen of England, turned into monkeys, and forced to pull a large wheel.

"Springfieldian Knight"
Homer accidentally destroys Burns Manor, causing Mr. Burns to send an evil Hound Army to destroy Springfield. When Homer hears the news, he grabs a spear and runs into the street to fight the Hounds.

[YellowFever]

"Springfieldian Knight"
Homer accidentally destroys Burns Manor, causing Mr. Burns to send an evil Hound Army to destroy Springfield. When Homer hears the news, he grabs a spear and runs into the street to fight the Hounds. After killing all the hounds Homer discovers there's quite a profit to be made in the mystery meat business, and heads to Springfield's local Chinatown district to sell-on some of this hound meat but when Marge suggests they visit one of the Chinese restaurants Homer must keep quiet for fear of Lisa finding out about his animal cruelty. Meanwhile, Jasper discovers he's actually a woman!

"Gin City"
A series of three tales told simultaneously and made in black-and-white with splashes of color a la 'Sin City'. In the first Homer is under lockdown at the nuclear power plant, but can he escape in time for Lisa's play? In the second, Lisa has developed a new found love for the arts and has joined a theatre group and in the third Bart discovers a treasure map in the backyard and heads off with Milhouse to find the booty. Turns out the treasure is buried at the heart of the nuclear power plant, and breaking in causes a total lockdown, can the boys and Homer escape with only 60 minutes to meltdown? Will Lisa be able to remember her lines? To be continued...... in the following post!!

[Hommer]

"Gin City"
A series of three tales told simultaneously and made in black-and-white with splashes of color a la 'Sin City'. In the first Homer is under lockdown at the nuclear power plant, but can he escape in time for Lisa's play? In the second, Lisa has developed a new found love for the arts and has joined a theatre group and in the third Bart discovers a treasure map in the backyard and heads off with Milhouse to find the booty. Turns out the treasure is buried at the heart of the nuclear power plant, and breaking in causes a total lockdown, can the boys and Homer escape with only 60 minutes to meltdown? Will Lisa be able to remember her lines? Bart and Milhouse end up opening the door to the plant, letting Homer out, but he can not make it to the play. However, the meltdown happens, and the play is cancelled. Lisa is content with the fact that Homer would still be at the play if it wasn't cancelled, even though he was planning to skip it.

"Chronic the Hedgehog"
Lisa finds an injured hedgehog and takes care of it, but it is revealed to be an endangered species and the animal activists come to take it away.

[Company Picnic]

"Chronic the Hedgehog"
Lisa finds an injured hedgehog and takes care of it, but it is revealed to be an endangered species and the animal activists come to take it away. Homer therefore spends a depressingly long time (along with plenty of 'hilarious' montages) concocting a hare-brained plot parodying a number of Spy films in order to retrieve the hedgehog for his daughter, but plans go awry when he knocks himself out on a window frame trying to climb in - when he wakes up, Dr. Nick has surgically attached the hedgehog to his head, much to the amusement of everybody in the vicinity.

"Phone'a Pizza"
Tired of Bart's constant prank calls to the local pizza restaurant, Homer decides to discipline the boy by forcing him to work a part-time job delivering pizzas for them.

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

"Phone'a Pizza"
Tired of Bart's constant prank calls to the local pizza restaurant, Homer decides to discipline the boy by forcing him to work a part-time job delivering pizzas for them. Bart falls in love with the owner's daughter, but is forced to choose his family over her when it turns out her father has links to Fat Tony and orders a hit on Homer for giving him such an incompetent worker.

Phantom of the Oprah
Marge discovers that Oprah Winfrey has moved to Springfield, but to her dismay Oprah goes insane after Homer's get rich quick scheme of cheap fire alarms backfires and she is burnt horribly in an accident.

[Bleedin' Gums Murphy]

Phantom of the Oprah
Marge discovers that Oprah Winfrey has moved to Springfield, but to her dismay Oprah goes insane after Homer's get rich quick scheme of cheap fire alarms backfires and she is burnt horribly in an accident. Oprah sues Homer and it results in a court case. Homer is about to lose the court case but in walks Johnnie Cochran who wins the case for Homer and Oprah has to pay Homer $1million. Homer asks Johnnie why he saved him like that and Johnnie tells him "Well Homah, that hoe dumped me at the altah and a wull nevah forgive her evah ma brovaa", at that point Homer walks away from him backwards in an awkward manner and Oprah mutters to her lawyer "My god, you're almost as bad as my ex attorney" *At this point we see a picture of Lionel Hutz* At the end of the episode Marge asks Homer where is the money? Homer mumbles "I dunno" and it cuts to IRS goons laughing manically as they walk away with sacks with dollar signs on them.

D'oh D'oh Bird
Professor Frink taps The Simpsons door, runs away and leaves a Dodo bird at their doorstep and a note is attached to it explaining how it's the last and only Dodo bird in existence and it's all been a Scientific conspiracy behind the "Myth mwahai hoyvin glavin" that they are extinct, what will happen next?

[Hommer]

"D'oh D'oh Bird"
Professor Frink taps The Simpsons door, runs away and leaves a Dodo bird at their doorstep and a note is attached to it explaining how it's the last and only Dodo bird in existence and it's all been a Scientific conspiracy behind the "Myth mwahai hoyvin glavin" that they are extinct. Suddenly, Lisa lets it slip that the animal is at their house, and all of the schoolkids want their hands on the Dodo bird. However, the Dodo has babies, and all of the kids get one. The Simpsons decide to let their Dodo go, so it can have new experiences, but it gets chopped up in a turbine like Shary Bobbins when the Simpsons are looking away.

"Treehouse of Horror 23"

In "Power Plant", Homer is forced to sell Santa's Little Helper for money, but buys seeds from Lionel Hutz instead. Marge is infuriated, and throws the beans out the window. They grow into a beanstalk, which Homer climbs to...

[Alcatraaz]

"Treehouse of Horror 23"
In "Power Plant", Homer is forced to sell Santa's Little Helper for money, but buys seeds from Lionel Hutz instead. Marge is infuriated, and throws the beans out the window. They grow into a beanstalk, which Homer climbs to find random jumbled up seizure inducing vomit coming out of a power plant. Can Homer save it?

In "Ahh, Real Monsters!" The Simpsons discover an old card for a luxury cruise, which sends them on, despite being old. It ends up turning out to be a ghost ship, full of monsters despite being apparently called a ghost ship! A great parody of the original "Scooby-Doo!" series.

In "", the entire Simpsons universe is taken over by "SmileFace", who demolishes things and turns them into cute, fluffy, rainbows. Mr. Burns, however, isn't too pleased with the results.

Meet the Simpstones

The Simpsons are sent back into medieval times and...

[leprechaun_dan]

Meet the Simpstones

...Homer is forced into battle but disobeys the rules and is sentenced to a beheading. The rest of the family must save him in time before he is decapitated, and manage to do so, by dressing up as the executioners. They find a portal back to the present, and escape just after the Black Plague starts to kick in. idk

Shelbyfield

Homer accidentally drains out Shelbyville's water supply, thus forcing upon a huge war between the two towns until eventually both mayors agree on merging the two towns together, creating one big town but nobody manages to get along until...

[Bleedin' Gums Murphy]

Shelbyfield

Homer accidentally drains out Shelbyville's water supply, thus forcing upon a huge war between the two towns until eventually both mayors agree on merging the two towns together, creating one big town but nobody manages to get along until...Mayor Quimby legalises prostitution and desperate for work, Patty and Selma become hookers which ends up with a horrible scene with a threesome between the sea captain and the Bouvier twins we adore so much.

Duff-full

Homer decides he is not drinking enough! So Marge helps him out with suprising results...

[Alcatraaz]

"Duff-full"

Homer decides he is not drinking enough! So Marge helps him out. However, Bart and Lisa have sneaked up on the situation. Lisa computed that if he drinks enough, he will (a la Mike Scully) go out of the show, break the set, and rename the show "I'm Drunk!" Bart and Lisa then try to get him to stop drinking, but he won't stop. As it turns out, he goes out of the set, but right before a "Simpsons" opening sequence parody "I'm Drunk!", Bart throws a tub of water in between the u and the n and as Homer flies through, he falls down. It turns out this was a movie the Simpsons were making to show how stupid and drunk Homer is, which Selma and Patty highly agree with.

Gummi Party

In a sequel to "Homer Badman", the candy convention is having its' 18th annual and everyone is invited! However, Homer...

[YellowFever]

Gummi Party

In a sequel to "Homer Badman", the candy convention is having its' 18th annual and everyone is invited! However, Homer has promised Marge that he would lose 30 pounds in weight after a bungee jumping incident and many other embarrassing incidents whilst on their Anniversary weekend. After a conversation with his brain Homer decides to go to the candy convention at which he gorges on almost everything and is subsequently 'talent spotted' by an agent who offers to take him on a trip across America to enter the annual world's largest food eating contest. Homer tells Marge he is going away on a business trip and Bart fills in for Homer at work. Homer wins all the eating contests earning himself a place in the Duff Book of World Records 2013.

To keep the secret from Marge on the day of release Homer steals the Duff World Records book lorry and parks it at the edge of Springfield Gorge before pushing it in. Homer returns home to find Bart has received a promotion at work and has bought the family MyPad's and ReKindle's, and Marge has downloaded the Duff Book of World Records 2013 to it. Homer panics, and Marge discovers that Homer had entered the eating contest, but she doesn't mind, they kiss and make up as she hints to the fact that she prefers a nice big, snuggly man in bed with her. Then they make a baby but it is a robot from the future and Marge is raped by a bear, oh no, wait, this isn't the Scully era...

Reality Sucks

Cameras are placed in The Simpsons household for the new reality show 'Dysfunctional Families'...

[D DEBBS]

^
Homer walks around in his briefs, thus embarrasing Lisa, who retreats to her room, only to find out that Homer rented it out to Moe, who operates a second bar. Barney is puking on Lisa's bed, which annoys Marge because she already had done the day's laundry. Lisa asks Bart for help in getting rid of Homer's new second pub, so he brings along his fellow classmates from school. Feeling that the kids are turning the second tavern into a playground, Moe vacates along with Barney. Lisa gets her room back, but she has to stick her head out the window because she can't get rid of the smell of beer and barf.

Next ep:

Frink-O-Ween

[Zombies Rise from the Sea]

It's Holloween for Professor Frink and he aims to create the most ghoulish of all things; however during the initial tests, the ghoulishness proves too much to handle and as a result is forced to call the police to deal with it; unfortunately the police arrive and shoot up the entire place, thus costing Frink in equipment he can't really replace.

What's worse is that Frink has been portrayed as some sort of maniac from the local media, so the only people he can turn to is The Simpsons. As he bonds closer with them, they learn that he's not such a bad guy and they help him rebuild his lab to his further glory; all goes well until Frink calls on them to test out some new stuff, which they don't do and they run out as quickly as possible. However, Lisa stays to help Frink, despite his cookiness.

Pregnant Again

Homer manages to impregnate Marge again despite the fact that he lives to a nuclear plant and has all sorts of sperm killing incidents.

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

Pregnant Again Homer fears the financial obligations that come with another child so he takes the boulder he kept in storage from his early Odyssey and....finds it has been replaced with a big wad of cash that he uses to support another child. Eight months later Marge's baby is born early and after a time of great worry Homer names his new daughter, Eliza, who suddenly begins to hold a conversation with several animals that fly into the hospital wing. The conversation is about Homer and he soon learns he was in a coma the whole time and that Marge was never pregnant. He then tracks down Oh, that's raspberry! and kicks his ass for such a lazy ending.

Can't Get Enough

While on a school field trip to a cereal factory Homer manages to make a scene involving Bart as he tries to stop his father from eating sooo much of the inexplicably readily available product(a wizard did it.) The higher ups see this and offer Bart an exclusive contract as the cereal's mascot. Homer does not seem happy that his fandom results in Bart being rewarded. Bart....

[D DEBBS]

Bart is treated like a celebrity, thus making Lisa annoyed...she plots Bart's downfall by embarrassing him on live TV. During Krusty's show, Lisa replaces the cereal Bart endorses with dog food kibble. Bart eats the product and exclaims..."HEY! IT MAKES GRAVY IN MY MOUTH!" Bart's exclaimation becomes the latest catch-phrase...Lisa slaps her head and groans.

DUFFED ON THE ROCKS

Homer sees a contest for creating the newest flavor of Duff beer...