against all evil fiber in my body I would turn it to someone with the money in it.
If you could be any animal which one should it be and why?
against all evil fiber in my body I would turn it to someone with the money in it.
If you could be any animal which one should it be and why?
probably either an eagle or panda...tough choice, maybe......eagle!
If you could have your face on a piece of currently existing us currency what would it be?
1 dollar coin. people should use them more. I would provide good advertising.
What is your least favorite Simpsons episode from your favorite season? (not counting clip shows)
Season 8, Burns, Baby Burns
Will Al Jean ever step down as showrunner?
Probably not
Why is this question not Simpsons-related?
No idea.
Have you ever went on a date that went completely wrong in so many different ways?
49...I'll be...GASP...50 on May 13th!
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What do you want to happen on your B-Day?
I meet a very drunk and willing Katy Perry in a bar.
Who are your 5 favourite comedians of all time?
1) Richard Pryor
2) Paul Lynde (from his Hollywood Squares days when I was a kid)
3) George Carlin
4) Steven Wright
5) Jerry Seinfeld
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What TV shows do you watch on Tuesday night?




none
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who has been the most inspiring person in your life?
No one.
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Have you ever been to a sports match live? And if so, what did you think of it?
I've been to several hundred and they are always great, except the dozens in which my team loses.
Do you like football (soccer) and if so, what team do you support?
No because it's boring
As a kid I used to support Southend though
Do you like your home nation? Would you want to move away/emigrate etc?
Yes and possibly in the future but not now.
Blondes or Brunettes?




blondes
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cheese or tomatoes?
Cheese.
What are you most scared of?
The wolf at the door
Have you had a song going around your mind lately, and if so, what is it?
Rebecca Black - Friday...how I hate my little cousin
Who is a worse musician, Rebecca Black or Justin Bieber?
Banned for mentioning Rebecca Black/Justin Bieber in the same sentence as the word 'musician'... oh wait... equally as bad.
Have you ever hugged your television?




I can't. It's on the wall.
How many times have you been in a taxi?
Let me just check my ball of string....11,233 times.
Have you ever punched a teacher?








no but sometimes i've thought about it
what is one thing you wish you could change about your past?
I wish I hadn't punched my history teacher.
Do you love Muhammad Ali and if so, what is it about him that you love?
I'm indifferent regarding him.
Same question, only regarding Betty White?
Eh; I do respect her for being really edgy in her old years; plus her 90+ year acting career.
Do you think you should keep doing something, even though it may be futile because nobody notices it?
My Simpsons Season 23 Ratings/Reviews:
The Falcon and the D'ohman (4.5/10) Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts (4.0/10) Treehouse of Horror XXII (1.0/10) Replacable You (3.5/10) The Food Wife (4.0/10) The Book Job (8.0/10) The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants (4.0/10) The Ten-Per-Cent Solution (4.5/10) Holidays of Future Passed (8.5/10) Politically Inept, With Homer Simpson (3.5/10) The D'oh-cial Network (2.5/10) Moe Goes From Rags to Riches (1.5/10) The Daughter Also Rises (5.0/10) At Long Last Leave (2.5/10) Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart (1.0/10) How I Wet Your Mother (4.0/10) Them, Robot (3.0/10) Beware My Cheating Bart (5.0/10) A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again (3.0/10) The Spy Who Learned Me (3.5/10) Ned 'N' Edna's Blend (5.5/10) Lisa Goes Gaga (1.0/10)
If it makes you happy or is helping someone else, yes you should
Mac or PC?
PC.
What is one thing that you are passionate about?
My work
What should you be doing right now instead of being on NHC?
My stupid, derogatory ICT project... No, really.
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Which colour makes you feel "warm" inside?
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