Ask the user below a question

[Jesse Pinkman]

i didn't think it was as great as everyone else did, but i thought it was decent.

have you ever gone to a midnight showing of a new movie?

[Bleedin' Gums Murphy]

Yeah. I genuinely saw The Godfather Part 2 drunk at midnight and it was the BEST experience ever!

Is Dane Cook not funny?

[Jesse Pinkman]

dane cook sucks.

agree or disagree?

[Prune Tracy]

Dane Cook is more than not funny, he's anti-funny. If funny and him ever collided, the universe would implode.

What's your opinion on stand-up comedy in general?

[Jesse Pinkman]

most people suck but some are good.

king of the hill seasons 1-6 or classic era simpsons?

[Prune Tracy]

Don't really watch King of the Hill, so Simpsons.

Classic Era Simpsons or Post-Classic?

[Bleedin' Gums Murphy]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA okay I'm not dignifying that with a response.

Do you enjoy Wine?

[Jesse Pinkman]

never had it.

what does TGOD mean (no cheating!)?

[Bleedin' Gums Murphy]

Troy Gang or Die? Random guess.

What is the worst present you have ever received?

[Jesse Pinkman]

off by one word. good enough

worst present? i dunno, probably gift-cards.

has south park gone downhill?

[Bleedin' Gums Murphy]

God I hope you were being sarcastic.

Naturally it has but it's still great.

How funny is Mr Mackie, mm'kay?

[Mozy]

Kind of, pretty much in small doses.

What are you up to?

[Jesse Pinkman]

sarcastic about what, BGM?

i'm killing time before i doze off.

do people still say 'doze off'?

[Bleedin' Gums Murphy]

'off by one word. good enough' I mean you can't actually have believed I plucked that out of thin air!

No it's been illegal for 2 years.

Have you ever had a dog?

[Mozy]

Yes, she currently lives with my parents.

Why are there so many battles going on in here tonight?

[Jesse Pinkman]

oh, well, you're still off either way, so...

because this is sparta.

is this sparta?

[Bleedin' Gums Murphy]

What is your guilty pleasure when it comes to television shows?

[Jesse Pinkman]

the big bang theory.

what is an example of 'situational irony'?

[Bleedin' Gums Murphy]

We're not in school Mr Miller but if you must know:

An example of situational irony is when John Hinckley attempted to assassinate Ronald Reagan, all of his shots initially missed the President; however, a bullet ricocheted off the bullet-proof Presidential limousine and struck Reagan in the chest. Thus, a vehicle made to protect the President from gunfire was partially responsible for his being shot

Do you enjoy getting a hair cut?

[Jesse Pinkman]

i hate haircuts.

most pointless argument you've ever been in?

[Bleedin' Gums Murphy]

I once had an argument about why the word 'dumb' has a 'b' in it.

Have you experienced the same debate?

[Jesse Pinkman]

no

why does the word dumb have a b in it?

[Bleedin' Gums Murphy]

Because God has a sick sense of humour!

Do you frequently visit comic book conventions?

[Jesse Pinkman]

no

do you like the word frequently?

[Bleedin' Gums Murphy]

No I despise it with a passion.

Have you ever visited a synagogue?

[Hommer]

I have been in a synagogue on choice occasions.

Have you seen "Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie"?

[Jesse Pinkman]

no and don't plan on it

movie of your life: who would you pick to play you?

[D DEBBS]

Sissy Spacek, because I love the movie 'Carrie' so much!
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Is the movie of your life a comedy, horror, or drama?

[Bleedin' Gums Murphy]

A combination of all 3: Adam Sandler does stand up before I can't take it anymore and run on stage with a chainsaw.

Have you ever been electricuted in the bath tub before?

[Prune Tracy]

Never.

Does my lack of being electrocuted make me boring?