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What do you do when you're bored?
He gives me a terrific boner, so yes.
Any sign of the burglar yet?








the dogs barking.
when are they gonna get to the fireworks factory?
When I decide.
Have you ever watched The Weakest Link and thought "I wonder if her face is actually a scrotum with makeup?"








yes to the watching, no to the face
what is your favorite christmas gift you've ever gotten
A paddling pool, for my dog. It used to be a sandbox
Do you regularly/semi-regularly use a train?
All the time
What advantages does this motor car have over, say, a train - which I could also afford?








the heated gas pedal warms your feet.
if i say 'everything i say is a lie' am i lying or telling the truth?
Lying. Only some things you say are lies, and that was one of them.
Have I debunked your cosmic question?








if that's what you want to believe
is it?
Definitely.
What do you do to make yourself feel smarter?








i start small arguments with people at school over every little thing (a friend: "what are you having for lunch?" me: "pizza". "oh, cool." "what do you have a problem with pizza? are you too good for it?")
what is one thing you can't live without?
Oxygen.
Did I answer that a tad too literally?
Family but if I'm being honest oxygen.
What is your opinion of Hugh Hefner?
Don't really care about him.
Which celebrity do you have a crush on?








i don't think i've ever had a crush on a celebrity
is that weird?
Yes.
Have you ever dropped your keys in the toilet?
No, the dumbest thing I did was drop my phone in a glass of wine
What is your favourite show other than The Simpsons?




The Big Bang Theory
When do you usually go to bed?
The original Favorite and least favorite by season
Shorts: 1: The Pacifier Watching TV 2: World War III Maggie's Brain 3: Bathtime Scary Movie
Episodes: 1: Krusty Gets Busted The Telltale Head 2: Bart Gets an F The War of the Simpsons 3: Homer at the Bat Separate Vocations 4: Brother From the Same Planet Krusty Gets Kancelled 5: Cape Feare $pringfield 6: Homer Badman Lisa on Ice 7: King-Size Homer Lisa the Iconoclast 8: Simpsoncalifragilisticexpialad'ohcious The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase 9: Girly Edition The Trouble with Trillions 10: Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" 11: Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder 12: HOMЯ Tennis the Menace 13: Tales from the Public Domain She of Little Faith 14: The Dad Who Knew Too Little Helter Shelter 15: The Ziff Who Came to Dinner Bart-Mangled Banner 16: Don't Fear the Roofer She Used to Be My Girl 17: My Fair Laddy The Italian Bob 18: The Haw-Hawed Couple You Kent Always Say What You Want 19: Funeral for a Fiend All About Lisa 20: Gone Maggie Gone Four Great Women and a Manicure 21: The Bob Next Door The Color Yellow 22: Homer Scissorhands How Munched is That Birdie in the Window? 23: The Falcon and the D'ohman A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again 24: Hardly Kirk-ing What Animated Women Want




Just before I go to sleep...
If you had to live on a desert island, what food would you take?
Sushi
Do you like sushi?
Never tried it which can actually be said regarding a great many things.
Who's gonna win the Super Bowl?




FOX
What are you hungry for right now?
McDONALD'S!!!!!
How munched is that birdie in the window?
My Simpsons Season Rankings:
6 > 8 > 7 > 5 > 3 > 2 > 4 > 1 > 9 > 15 > 13 > 14 > 10 > 16 > 12 > 11 > 22 > 21 > 17 > 24 > 19 > 20 > 23 > 18
My Simpsons Season 24 Ratings:
Moonshine River - B- Treehouse of Horror XXIII - C Adventures in Baby-Getting - B Gone Abie Gone - C+ Penny Wiseguys - D- A Tree Grows in Springfield - D+ The Day the Earth Stood Cool - B To Cur, with Love - B Homer Goes to Prep School - F A Test Before Trying - C+ Changing of the Guardian - B- Love is a Many-Splintered Thing - F Hardly Kirk-ing - C+ Gorgeous Grampa - D Black Eyed, Please - A- Dark Night Court - D What Animated Women Want - C Pulpit Friction - C- Whiskey Business - B- The Fabulous Faker Boy - C The Saga of Carl Carlson - C- Dangers on a Train - D-




Munched enough that he's in birdie heaven now...
What was the last thing that scarred you for life? (not an injury, something you heard, saw, etc.)
Cannibal Holocaust. Great movie but I can never unsee it. It's a very violent and gruesome film but I love it.
Do you sell propane and propane accessories?
When I was a baby.
What do you think of video games?
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