The Ban Game

[Company Picnic]

Banned because after 122 pages, it's refreshing to see the development of a new format.

[Jesse Pinkman]

banned because i brought something fresh to the thread

[Company Picnic]

Banned for still telling us that

[Jesse Pinkman]

banned because you brought it up to start this page

[Company Picnic]

Banned because at the time I assumed it was still Page 122

[Jesse Pinkman]

banned because your post works as a way of ending a page or beginning a page

[Company Picnic]

Banned because yeah, every 30 posts, but it's not worth bothering to count them to see if yours is going to be the one to begin a page

[Jesse Pinkman]

company picnic
i hereby have to ban you
by way of haiku

[Company Picnic]

Banned for thinking of a cleverer addition to the game format than on the previous page.

[Jesse Pinkman]

banned because i believe it's "more clever"

[Company Picnic]

Banned because actually, 'cleverer' is just a comparative of clever.

[Prune Tracy]

Banned because I'm clevererer than any of you.

[Jesse Pinkman]

banned because i prefer the way i said

[Company Picnic]

Banned because neither 'clever', nor 'cleverer' look like real words anymore

[Jesse Pinkman]

banned because what defines a 'real word'

[Company Picnic]

Banned because, good question... Oxford English Dictionary?

[Jesse Pinkman]

banned because what if the dictionary was wrong and all this time we were saying words which weren't really words and spelling all of them the wrong way

[Company Picnic]

Banned because they could be a word in the language of an obscure native tribe somewhere in the Pacific or something

[Jesse Pinkman]

banned because now you're just being utterly ridiculous

[Company Picnic]

Banned because a word is a word (this post is kinda leaving myself open to a certain response)

[Jesse Pinkman]

banned because i'm not going to go there

[Company Picnic]

Everyone else banned because we're the only ones posting.

[Jesse Pinkman]

oh dear company,
don't you see
it has to be
I ban thee

don't ever come back
stop acting like a jack
smoke some crack

ps. you're banned

[Company Picnic]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You posted some rhymes
So I'm banning you...

[Jesse Pinkman]

knock-knock
whose there?
banned
banned who?
can't tell you 'cause you're banned

[Mozy]

Banned for using jokes to ban other folks!

[Jesse Pinkman]

hey mozy, i got a secret to tell you.

oh wait, i can't tell you, you're banned

[Company Picnic]

Banned because I ban less than half of you half as much as I should like, and I ban more than half of you half as much as you deserve

or something like that

[Mozy]

Did you hear about that one guy that BANNED you?

[Jesse Pinkman]

find the lowercase l

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLl

find the N

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMm

find either? You're banned!

find only one? You're banned!

find neither? Still banned!