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    Mr Burns: Smithers I'm home!
    (Audience laughs, Smithers pokes head through and walks on)
    Smithers: What already?
    (Audience laughs)
    Mr Burns: Yes.
    (Audience laughs)
    Lisa: Is it my imagination or is TV getting worse?
    Homer: It's about the same. Uh oh, look out Smithers!
    (Audience laughs)
    Homer: hehe. I love this show.

    Ev-er-y-one-is-talk-ing-a-bout-Ray-dio-ac-tive-ma-an-y'all!

    All of Last Exit to Springfield.
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    Wait--there's a lemon behind that yellow rock!
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    It's RadioACTIVE man, jerk!
    Funny, I shouldn't have been able to hear that...


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    it sucked fucking shit bananas.


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    I like the way Lisa seems to have an encyclopedic knowledge of American history,and casually namedrops obscure female American poets,ecologists,pioneers,feminists etc into everyday conversations.

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    "Bart, Nelson hit me!"

    "He sure did."

    Troy McClure eyeing the camera when he first kissed Selma on the cheek.

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    Grampa: We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say.

    Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

    =Last Exit to Springfield, 9F15.

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    I am the Angel of Death. The Time of Purification is at hand.


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    Manic-Depressive Mouse, or the Bluebird of Unhappiness?


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    [while Milhouse is strangling Bart, Bart gropes around for a weapon, and breaks the magic eight-ball over Milhouse's head]

    Bart: Boy, I bet the eight ball didn't see that one coming.
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    @ThankYouComeAgain What the hell could you be fapping too in class? What could possibly turn you on in class? "Aww yeah pass out those rulers" "Yes George Washington was the first president of the United States, you dirty girl! AWWWWW"


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    Milhouse: ants are crawling in my mouth, and I don't care.

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    That's right, Troy's back from the gutter and he's brought someone with 'im!

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    Bart: L-----isa!
    Homer: M----arge!

    Bruno: 900 dollary doo's!

    All of the Australian stereotypes running after Homer and Bart (Aboriginal, person from Mad Max etc)

    ---Bart vs Australia (mainly because I am Australian and I loved that episode)---

    John: Except they call him "annual gift man" and he lives on the moon

    ---Homers Phobia---
    I love ponies


    i have no interest in anything but my interests

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    In line at the airport
    Guy at the counter-Next
    Homer-Finally the only thing I wait in lines this long for are slightly better cellphones

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    ^ I used to laugh like stupid to that joke XD

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    Ralph: what's for lunch tomorrow?

    Producer: Next!

    Ralph: Chicken necks?

    Season 7, Radioactive Man (early Ralph was good, current Ralph is fucking annoying)

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    Alright, you win for now, but some day you'll rust! Rust, I tell ya!

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    Kent: Homer, organised labor has been called a lumbering dinosaur.
    Homer: AAAAHH!
    Kent: Um, my director is asking me not to talk to you anymore.
    Homer: WOOHOO!

    And

    Homer: Ssh Lisa! The dog is barking!

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    "It smells funny in there"

    "no it doesn't"

    Homer's cheery rebuttal gets me every time. Brilliant execution.


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    "Hey.. that's not the wallet inspector."

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedwaySquad View Post

    "It smells funny in there"

    "no it doesn't"

    Homer's cheery rebuttal gets me every time. Brilliant execution.
    Agreed. One of the best gags in Simpsons history. So simple but so effective.

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    Poochie needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine


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    Chalmers: Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
    Skinner: Yes.
    Chalmers: May I see it?
    Skinner: Oh, um...No.

    Last edited by The Wiggs; 02-21-2012 at 03:18 PM.


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    Moe: Hey Homer way to get Marge pregnant.
    Homer: This is getting very abstract... But thank you. I do enjoy working at the bowling alley.


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    Pretty much everything from Selma's Choice.
    Last edited by Prune Tracy; 02-23-2012 at 12:49 PM.
    Favourite/least favourite by seasons that I own (somewhat stolen from Financial Panther):

    3 - Dog of Death/When Flanders Failed 4 - Lisa's First Word/So it's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show 5 - Secrets of a Successful Marriage/Bart's Inner Child 6 - And Maggie Makes Three/Another Simpsons Clip Show 7 - Marge Be Not Proud/Bart the Fink 8 - Homer's Phobia/The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase 9 - King of the Hill/Trash of the Titans 10 - Wild Barts Can't Be Broken/Maximum Homerdrive

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    Why, there are no children here at the four-H club, either! Am I so out of touch...?

    ....No, it's the children who are wrong.


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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Thompsons View Post
    Oh my God, I almost fell out of my chair.


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    One more for you Riviera:




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