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  1. 01-09-2012, 06:55 PM #121
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    I find it so funny because instead of being disgusted or horrified Homer is just so calm about the whole thing and even gave one of the possibly disease infested possoms such a kiddish nickname.
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    Oh, is that it? I guess I just never found it that funny. Since it's always praised as a great joke, and Matt Groening said it's his favorite joke of the whole series, I thought there might be more to it that I wasn't catching.
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    It is, at least as I've interpreted it, one of those random Ralphish jokes only I never found this one particularly funny myself. It really supports the idea that Ralph was just supposed to be a small Homer though.
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    Homer - Oh i'm sick of this Tarzan movie!
    Lisa - Dad it's a dcoumentary on the homeless

    and

    Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart?
    Homer: New glasses?
    Marge: No...he looks like something might be disturbing him.
    Homer: Probably misses his old glasses.
    Marge: I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities but then
    I'd be afraid of smothering him.
    Homer: Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.
    Marge: That's not what I meant.
    Homer: It was, Marge, admit it.

    and

    Smithers - Sir? You wern't shot. It was all a dream
    Mr. Burns - That's right the year is 1965 and you and i are undercover detectives for the hot rod circuit. NOW LET'S BURN RUBBER BABY!

    SPEEDWAY SQAUD. IN COLOUR!
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    'The finger thing means the taxes!'

    Edit: In fact, dammit, most of Dan's ad libs crack me up every time.
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    Cracks me up every time

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  8. 01-12-2012, 07:06 AM #128
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    "He can't hear you now, we had to pack his ears with gauze"

    From "The Cartridge Family":
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    I also love the bit in "Citizen Kang" where Homer bursts into the room to tell people of Kang and Kodos' plans, and when the ushers close in on him, he grabs the American flag to defend himself, he gets thrown out, and after he gets thrown out the usher pokes his head out the door, says "Don't forget your stinking flag!", and throws the flag out after him.
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    Forgot this one:

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    *Homer's Norwegian sneeze* "Oh, great, I've caught their cold." (Coming to Homerica)
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  23. 01-21-2012, 12:58 AM #141
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    The last "Nu-cu-lar" gets me every time.
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    Homer collapsing in the background after Lisa tears up Mr. Burns' check in "The Old Man and the Lisa" kills me every time too
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    Slumberland for sure. Years later I was reminded of that dream sequence from "Lisa gets a Pony" and burst out laughing.
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    ^ XD

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