Lines/Jokes/Gags that still crack you up?

[Prune Tracy]

That's it! Back to Winnipeg!

[Shave Those Sideburns!]

Aw man I forgot about that one. Thanks for the laugh, Riviera.

It sucks they cut that scene from the reruns.

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

Aw man I forgot about that one. Thanks for the laugh, Riviera.

It sucks they cut that scene from the reruns.

Who cares? That's what DVD is for.

[*NormalGamer*]

From Selma's Choice:

Lisa: "I am the Lizard Queen!"

And this:

Selma: Thanks, Doctor.

Doctor: Oh, i'm not a doctor.

[Christopher the Chef]

Oh be nice!

[rscaboy]

The Canine Mutiny: The dead parrot scene.
Viva Ned Flanders: The anal probing jokes.

And finally my all time favorite...
Moe's interrogation scene in Who Shot Mr Burns Part 2.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-TZ8Z5S9rI

[Bleedin' Gums Murphy]

"You're Daryl Strawberry?"

"Yes"

"You play right field?

"Yes"

"I play right field too"

"So?"

"Well are you better than me?

"Well I've never met you but...yeeeeees"

[HMS pinafore]

I have to go now. My planet needs me

[Sonic]

Hey, children! Meet me... Sideshow... Cecil!

[Wavy Gravy]

"Kids! We're good parents now! Get your asses out here!"

[Bert Stanton]

"Kids! We're good parents now! Get your asses out here!"

There are a lot of little tricks to it, things you should have learned a long time ago. Such as, if you leave milk out, it can go sour. Put it in the refrigerator, or, failing that, a cool wet sack.
And put your garbage in a garbage can, people. I can't stress that enough. Don't just throw it out the window.

"Garbage in garbage can"...hmm, makes sense.

[Bleedin' Gums Murphy]

Homer reading Flanders letter to the rest of the family is HILARIOUS!

"A deep pain...deep in my bosom" *whole family laugh except for Marge*

"How dare you, that man opens up his heart and you just laugh at him!"

*Marge then secretly chuckles*

[HMS pinafore]

"This just in...the Lincoln Squirrel has been assassinated! Well stay with this all night if we have to..."

[PJ.]

Seeing Ralph in the line for being slaughtered in the advert for the competition to win something in packs of bacon. Gets me every time I see it.

[♩ ♪ ♫ ♬]

- $5!
- $500
- $5 cash!
-The promise of cash is not an incentive
-$501!!
-$10 million
-objection your honor!
-this is not a court room, but overruled

[Shave Those Sideburns!]

The Nuclear Power Plant commercial;

Homer: Yes. It's the career of tomorrow...today! So it's settled. We'll all pursue our great opportunities in the field of . . . LINE?
Mr. Burns: (in an angry whisper) Nuclear power!!!
Homer (in same angry whisper): Nuclear power!!!
Mr. Burns (bursting onto the set): You blithering flock of dunderheads are the worst--[End of commercial]

[Homer Defined]

From Marge Be Not Proud at the end credits

"You have selected POWERDRIVE!"

"The ball is in the parking lot, would you like to play again?

-You have selected...NO.

And the line from Homer in the same episode

Homer: (Laughs) Get em' Ma!

[Wavy Gravy]

"Donuts, I got donuts, I -- hey, I know you!"

[Toomanygrandmas]

Whenever Homer puts on his 'woman' voice. Gets me every time.



'I love you, Homie. Mmm...

Heh heh, I don't need her at all any more.'

On the same subject, see Homer trying to pass himself off as Mr. Burns' mother in 'Homer the Smithers'.

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

My name is Luka, I liiiiiiiiiive on the second flooooooooor.

[Wavy Gravy]

"What the hell is this, some kind of tube?"

[Bert Stanton]

"oh no! your room is full of toys. you're going to the er, garage!"

[Shaunbadia]

Grampa: "That doll is evil I tells ya! EVIL! EEEEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIL!"
Marge: "Grampa you said that abut all the presents."
Grampa: "I just want attention."

Moe: "Aw, so you're lookin' for a Mr. Smithers, first name WAYLON IS IT!? Listen to me you! When I catch you I'm gonna pull your eyes outta their sockets and shove down your pants so you can watch me kick the crap ouuta you, OKAY!? And then I'm gonna use your tongue to pain my boat!"

Also, "THAT'S IT BACK TO WINNIPEG!", "On closer inspection, these are loafers" and the ol' Wiggum charm.

[iambobdole1]

[ANdre1001]

From "Home Sweet Home-Diddily-Dum-Doodily" (Man! Long episode name)

Marge: Where are we going? Where are we going?
Homer: OK, OK, don't panic. To find Flanders, I just have to think like
Flanders!
[thinking] I'm a big four-eyed lame-o, and I wear the same
stupid sweater every day and --
[aloud] The Springfield River!

[harlequinade]

"Can I borrow a feeling? BAHAHA and your picture's on the box!"
"I sleep in a race car bed, where do you sleep?" "I sleep in a big bed with my wife."

Martin's birthday gift to Bart in Radio Bart: "Now we can be twins!"
"We're sending our love down the well!"

"Instead of going to the box factory today, we'll be going to.... the box factory!"

[Bleedin' Gums Murphy]

Martin: [skipping around Nelson and singing]
Hark to the tale of Nelson,
and the boy he loved so dear.
[Nelson takes a swipe at him but misses]
They remained the best of friends
For years and years and years.

[Mr Black]

[ANdre1001]

My favorite daydreaming of the whole series!!!! XD



Bart: Hey, Lis, you still upset about that jazz guy?
Lisa: [noticing Bart] Oh.
Bart: If it helps, I believe that after you die, you come back as
whatever you want. I'll be a butterfly.
Lisa: How come?
Bart: Because, nobody _ever_ suspects the butterfly. [laughs]

[SwartzwelderISamazing]

That's Handsome Pete. He dances for nickels.

Not this but at the end of the scene

"Not a quarter. Arr, he'll be dancin' for hours."

Also from the Cartridge Family,

I'd kill you if I had my gun!
Yeah well you don't.

A few others,











Sorry love to watch them