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-Eine minuten, eine minuten! Ach! Das facken phone ist ein...nuisance phone!
-Buenos notches, mein fuehrer.
My Simpsons Season Ranking:
simpson scandal update
homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers
hey that's the half truth
"Hello. My name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."
"OK Mr. Burns, what's your first name?"
Season 24: Moonshine River: C | Treehouse of Horror XXIII: B- | Adventures in Baby-Getting: B+ | Gone Abie Gone: C+ | Penny-Wiseguys: D+ | A Tree Grows in Springfield: C- | The Day the Earth Stood Cool: B+ | To Cur With Love: B+ | Homer Goes to Prep School: C | A Test Before Trying: B- | The Changing of the Guardian: C+ | Love is a Many-Splintered Thing: C | Hardly Kirk-ing: B- | Gorgeous Grampa: B+ | Black-Eyed, Please: B- | Dark Knight Court: B- | What Animated Women Want: C | Pulpit Friction: B- | Whiskey Business: C | The Fabulous Faker Boy: C | The Saga of Carl: B- | Dangers on a Train: B+
My Season Rankings: 4, 7, 5, 6, 8, 3, 2, 9, 1, 15, 14, 16, 10, 13, 21, 20, 17, 19, 23, 22, 12, 18, 11
'Even though you're only eight, your possibilities are INFINITE!'
Followed by the immortal.
Not particularly funny, but it's become a family meme for me.
I also tend to burp when saying 'Number 8'. :P
this scene is so fast and hilarious. it kills me.
Krusty: "All right you poindexters let's get this right!"
'One: "Hey, hey, kids, I'm Talking Krusty."
'Two: "Hey, hey, here comes Slideshow Mel".....again....."Here comes Sideshow Mel". "Sideshow Mel".
'Three: "Ho Ho Ha Ha Ha"
"Budda-bing, budda-boom, I'm done. Learn from a professional, kid."
Technician: OK, Krusty, we are ready to roll any....what the...?
Cletus: "See, cousin Merl and me, we were playing fetch with Geech. That's our old smell-hound. And-"
Merl: "Geech gone to heaven, Mister Terwillidjer."
Bob: "Oh, cousin Merl, really!"
Cecil: "Temper, temper. You know cousin Merl 'ain't been quite right' lately."
homer : "Oh, no attitude, eh? Not in your face, huh? Well, you can cram it with walnuts, ugly!"
its just funny, implying to cram wallnuts somewhere...
my all time favorite episodes :
El viaje misterioso de nuestro Homero, the springfield files, the old man and the lisa, how they saved lisa's brain, realty bites, whacking day, Homer the Great, Mayored to the Mob, Hurricane Neddy, Monty Can't Buy Me Love, You Only Move Twice, King-Size Homer, Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming, Two Bad Neighbors, Homer the Smithers, Kidney Trouble.
the old treehouse of horror episodes.
This whole news report is so perfectly delivered
Kent Brockman: This is hour 57 of our live, round-the-clock coverage outside the Simpson estate. Remember, by the way, to tune in at 8:00 for highlights of today's vigil, including when the garbage man came and when Marge Simpson put the cat out... possibly because it was harassed, we don't know.
Of course, there's no way to see into the Simpson home without some kind of infrared heat-sensitive camera. So, let's turn it on. Now, this technology is new to me, but...I'm pretty sure that's Homer Simpson in the oven, rotating slowly.
(Infrared camera zooms in to turkey in the oven)
His body temperature has risen to over 400 degrees - he's literally stewing in his own juices.
Jimbo Jones: [about Homer] I hear that guy's ass has it's own congressman!
Bart Simpson: I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
Homer Simpson: [takes cap out of dryer and puts it on his head] Mmmmm... I CAN feel three types of softness.
Lisa Simpson: [from upstairs] Dad, what are you doing down there?
Homer Simpson: Washing my fat guy's hat honey!
Hello? Oh hello, Principal Skinner. No, Bart has never been to Hong Kong. Good night.
Hello? Tennessee State Police? No, my son's car was not crushed in Knoxville. I don't know where to begin telling you what's wrong with that.
Hello? No, Bart is not available tomorrow to deliver a human kidney to Amsterdam.
Homer, are you laughing at me?
(Ned is attacked by a bear)
Ned: Open the door, Maude. I don't have time for the secret knock!
Maude: I'm panicking, Neddie. I can't work the knob!
(From "Behind The Laughter")
Homer: Your favorite show was "Hollywood Hogwash", but
we also loved "The Dreck Squad".
Marge: ..."The Malarkies", "Dumbing it Down"...
Lisa: "Sheriff Low-brow".
Bart: "Home Improvement"...
(Mary Poppins parody)
Barney: [as Sherry Bobbins is leaving] Bye, Superman!
Lisa: Dad, do you think we'll ever see Sherry Bobbins again?
Homer: I'm sure we will, honey.
[She is sucked into a jet engine in the background]
Homer: I'm sure we will.
("The Critic" visits)
Lisa: Goodbye, Mr. Sherman. If I ever play Carnegie
Hall, I'll give you a call.
Jay: And if you ever want to visit my show --
Bart: Nah, we're not going to be doing that.
The entire scene is constant knee-slapping laughs that make my sides hurt.
Favourite/least favourite by seasons that I own (somewhat stolen from Financial Panther):
3 - Dog of Death/When Flanders Failed 4 - Lisa's First Word/So it's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show 5 - Secrets of a Successful Marriage/Bart's Inner Child 6 - And Maggie Makes Three/Another Simpsons Clip Show 7 - Marge Be Not Proud/Bart the Fink 8 - Homer's Phobia/The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase 9 - King of the Hill/Trash of the Titans 10 - Wild Barts Can't Be Broken/Maximum Homerdrive
"If I do, I leave myself open to wedgies, wet willies, or even the dreaded rear admiral! "
"Simpson? Listen, we've already been out there tonight for a sisterectomy, a case of severe butt-rot, and a leprechaun fight! How dumb do you think we are?"
Homer: *when high on weed, walks into house and gasps* WE HAVE A KITCHEN?!
And of course there's the classic "Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?" gag and the bit in "Bart on the Road" with that angry yelling father from Winnipeg, and then Bart picking up the hitchhiker that asks if they can stop for ice cream.
As a MASH fan, I've always liked this joke:
Lisa: Dad, I'm so proud of you. If you need some inspiration, here's a book of Mike Farrell's core beliefs.
Homer: Man, he really hates Wayne Rogers.
Special Edna - Seymour breaks another date with Edna: "Mother's neck wattle got caught in a zipper... I've, uh, got a long night of boo-boo kissing ahead of me."
"kids you tried your best and you failed, the lesson is never try"
Thank you doctor.
Oh, I'm not a doctor.
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