Lines/Jokes/Gags that still crack you up?

[Homer Defined]

[Eratosthenes]

From Rosebud, when Homer is whipped and made to turn that wheel like contraption, and it's revealed that it funtions as the motor of some spinning plates with cupcakes, and Lenny says ''Huh, I wonder what makes it turn'', and Carl answers ''Who cares.''.

[Ernie]

There are too many to name.

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

[PT88]

Moe: ''So Lenny, let's say you pull a thorn outta the Pope's butt and he grants you one wish, what'll it be?''
Lenny: ''Mmmm, only one, huh? Well...i've always wondered what it'd feel like to wear something that's been ironed''
Carl: ''That'd be sweet. What about you, Moe?''
Moe: ''Ah, gee, i was gonna say a night with Joey Heatherton, but an ironed shirt...damn, that's tempting''

[Comicshow MolemanBob]

From "Homer's Paternity Coot"...


Marge: See Abe, we're still visiting you even though we are no relation to you anymore

Bart: You said that three times already!

Marge: Well you think of something to say! ...

Lisa: ... So Grampa ... Uh, what setting is that fan on?

Abe: ... Medium ...

Lisa: Hmm ....... I would have guessed low ...

Abe: .......... Well you'd have guessed wrong

[PT88]

Hans Moleman: ''My name is Hans. Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old!''

[Christopher the Chef]

Hey, fun boys, get a room!

[Homer Defined]

Hmm, I always wondered how telemarketers react after I hang up in their faces.

[chmmr]

You're not as stupid as you look, or sound, or our best testing indicates.

[Prune Tracy]

"I wasn't really gonna kill ya, I was just gonna cut ya. Ah, forget it."

[Safety Inspector]

"Here we are, Mr. Gumble"

[The Governor]

HOMER: "Marge, it takes two to lie...one to lie and one to listen!"
---
MARGE: "Shoot'em all and let God sort it out!"
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BART: "She's a master criminal and all I want to be is a petty thug."
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LISA: "You'll just have to live with your mental problem."
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MAGGIE: "This is indeed a disturbing universe!"

[Homer Defined]

My favorite one is from Bart's Comet

[parklife]

in the praiseland episode, the scene where ned is tucking rachel into the bed with maude's preserved indentation ('oh no problem - a little starch will fix 'er right up!') is just so ridiculous, but makes me laugh every time - particularly when ned leaves the room:

'well, goodnight maude. i mean--maude. i mean--rachel! i mean...maude.'

then realizes he hasn't used enough starch (oh!).

[zach]

Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?

He was going to the bathroom.

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

Oh yeah, for awhile there they did have that "Ralph, remember the time..." as a runner didn't they? One of the few I never really thought was all that funny honestly.

[zach]

Oh yeah, for awhile there they did have that "Ralph, remember the time..." as a runner didn't they? One of the few I never really thought was all that funny honestly.

oh i loved those. back when ralph was actually funny.

[Oh, that's raspberry!]

Eh, Ralph can still be funny, but he's certainly been over...shown? But then you could say that for several characters over the years.

[zach]

ralph is just too stupid for me now. unlike in I Love Lisa.

[parklife]

groening loves ralph so much

[zach]

groening loves ralph so much

but not as much as Agnes.

[parklife]

'it's a candy dish, ned. ninety dollars.'

[Insecthero]

"What advantages does this motorcar have over, say, a train? Which I could also afford!"



:gasp!: "Super Fun Happy Slide!!!"

"No, dad!"

"Aww. I guess killing will be fun enough."

[Homer Defined]

[zach]

i don't know why but the animation of the dog clawing Homer's shirt kills me.

[CeetjeBeetje]

"Hot stuff coming through"

But also the gay steel mill part where the horn sounds and Homer says:

"What's happening now?"

And the that Roscoe guy says:

"We work hard, we play hard" *90's dance music kicks in*

Still after so many times, gets me

[Safety Inspector]

-Now you got her, Bart. Jump Lisa's king.
-I'm not Bart. I'm Rod Flanders.
-There you go with that smart mouth! Lisa, run outside and cut me a switch.
-Yes, sir!

[harlequinade]

"Hello Mr Thompson."

[Safety Inspector]

Dear Lisa, as I write this, I am very sad. Our president has been overthrown and...



replaced by the benevolent general Krull. All hail Krull and his glorious new regime! Sincerely, Little Girl.