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Jimbo Jones: [about Homer] I hear that guy's ass has it's own congressman!
Bart Simpson: I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
Homer Simpson: [takes cap out of dryer and puts it on his head] Mmmmm... I CAN feel three types of softness.
Lisa Simpson: [from upstairs] Dad, what are you doing down there?
Homer Simpson: Washing my fat guy's hat honey!
From Rosebud, when Homer is whipped and made to turn that wheel like contraption, and it's revealed that it funtions as the motor of some spinning plates with cupcakes, and Lenny says ''Huh, I wonder what makes it turn'', and Carl answers ''Who cares.''.
There are too many to name.
If you're in an Ally fort, bombs will be hurdled towards you by the Axis.
If you're in an Axis fort, bomb will be hurdled towards you by the Allies.
If you're in dead center in no-man's land, you'll be gunned down by both.
If you've read this, you'll have also made a connective parallel to the Internet.
Moe: ''So Lenny, let's say you pull a thorn outta the Pope's butt and he grants you one wish, what'll it be?''
Lenny: ''Mmmm, only one, huh? Well...i've always wondered what it'd feel like to wear something that's been ironed''
Carl: ''That'd be sweet. What about you, Moe?''
Moe: ''Ah, gee, i was gonna say a night with Joey Heatherton, but an ironed shirt...damn, that's tempting''
From "Homer's Paternity Coot"...
Marge: See Abe, we're still visiting you even though we are no relation to you anymore
Bart: You said that three times already!
Marge: Well you think of something to say! ...
Lisa: ... So Grampa ... Uh, what setting is that fan on?
Abe: ... Medium ...
Lisa: Hmm ....... I would have guessed low ...
Abe: .......... Well you'd have guessed wrong
Hans Moleman: ''My name is Hans. Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old!''
Hey, fun boys, get a room!
Hmm, I always wondered how telemarketers react after I hang up in their faces.
You're not as stupid as you look, or sound, or our best testing indicates.
"I wasn't really gonna kill ya, I was just gonna cut ya. Ah, forget it."
Favourite/least favourite by seasons that I own (somewhat stolen from Financial Panther):
3 - Dog of Death/When Flanders Failed 4 - Lisa's First Word/So it's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show 5 - Secrets of a Successful Marriage/Bart's Inner Child 6 - And Maggie Makes Three/Another Simpsons Clip Show 7 - Marge Be Not Proud/Bart the Fink 8 - Homer's Phobia/The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase 9 - King of the Hill/Trash of the Titans 10 - Wild Barts Can't Be Broken/Maximum Homerdrive
"Here we are, Mr. Gumble"
My Simpsons Season Ranking:
HOMER: "Marge, it takes two to lie...one to lie and one to listen!"
MARGE: "Shoot'em all and let God sort it out!"
BART: "She's a master criminal and all I want to be is a petty thug."
LISA: "You'll just have to live with your mental problem."
MAGGIE: "This is indeed a disturbing universe!"
My favorite one is from Bart's Comet
in the praiseland episode, the scene where ned is tucking rachel into the bed with maude's preserved indentation ('oh no problem - a little starch will fix 'er right up!') is just so ridiculous, but makes me laugh every time - particularly when ned leaves the room:
'well, goodnight maude. i mean--maude. i mean--rachel! i mean...maude.'
then realizes he hasn't used enough starch (oh!).
Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?
He was going to the bathroom.
Oh yeah, for awhile there they did have that "Ralph, remember the time..." as a runner didn't they? One of the few I never really thought was all that funny honestly.
Eh, Ralph can still be funny, but he's certainly been over...shown? But then you could say that for several characters over the years.
ralph is just too stupid for me now. unlike in I Love Lisa.
groening loves ralph so much
'it's a candy dish, ned. ninety dollars.'
"What advantages does this motorcar have over, say, a train? Which I could also afford!"
:gasp!: "Super Fun Happy Slide!!!"
"Aww. I guess killing will be fun enough."
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i don't know why but the animation of the dog clawing Homer's shirt kills me.
"Hot stuff coming through"
But also the gay steel mill part where the horn sounds and Homer says:
"What's happening now?"
And the that Roscoe guy says:
"We work hard, we play hard" *90's dance music kicks in*
Still after so many times, gets me
Guns don't kill people. Physics kill people!
-Now you got her, Bart. Jump Lisa's king.
-I'm not Bart. I'm Rod Flanders.
-There you go with that smart mouth! Lisa, run outside and cut me a switch.
"Hello Mr Thompson."
Dear Lisa, as I write this, I am very sad. Our president has been overthrown and...
replaced by the benevolent general Krull. All hail Krull and his glorious new regime! Sincerely, Little Girl.
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