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  1. 02-23-2012, 07:14 PM #181
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    Haha I like, Cosby legend no?
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    THERE'S A NUT IN MY EYE
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    Any example of the old timey dialogue from Mr. Burns you stuperous funker!
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    Bartdoyouwannaseemynewchainsawandhockeymask?

    The Gay Steel Mill

    and the Shelbyvillian Homer eating a lemon
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    Led Zeppelin IV > Houses of the Holy > Physical Graffiti > Led Zeppelin II > Led Zeppelin I > Led Zeppelin III > Presence > In Through the Out Door > Coda
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    Oh no not Lenny, NOT LENNY!
    I'm formal. But I'm here to party.
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  8. 02-26-2012, 08:17 AM #187
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    homer hitting his head on the back of the pew in church and yelling dammit
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  9. 02-26-2012, 10:27 AM #188
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    The preceding program contained scenes of extreme violence and should not have been viewed by young children.
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    Charles Bronson on Andy Griffith
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    "Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked. I've seen teams suck before but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked"
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    Mr.Burns: Smithers,Who is that Man?
    Smithers:That's Homer Simpson,Sir.One of the boobs from Sector 7G
    Mr.Burns: Simpson eeeeey.New Worker?
    That cracks me up every time !
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  14. 02-27-2012, 10:53 AM #192
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unckie Herb View Post
    "Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked. I've seen teams suck before but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked"
    I gotta go, my damn wiener kids are listening.


    Quote Originally Posted by Shaunbadia View Post
    it sucked fucking shit bananas.
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  15. 02-29-2012, 08:48 AM #193
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    Wait a minute...this gives me an idea.

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  16. 02-29-2012, 10:54 AM #194
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    It's clear what happened. The spacecraft has been taken over, conquered if you will, by a master race of giant ants. We don't know yet if they will eat the people or enslave them, but one thing is for certain, there's no stopping them, the ants will soon be here, and I for one would like to welcome our new insect overlords. As a trusted t.v. personality I can be helpful in rounding up others to work in the underground sugar mines.


    It's been way too long since I've seen that episode, I couldn't remember exactly how it went.
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  17. 02-29-2012, 11:53 AM #195
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    Oh crap, I shouldn't have said he was a customer.
    Oh crap, I shouldn't have said it was a secret.
    Oh crap, I definitely shouldn't have said it was illegal!
    Ugh, it's too hot today...

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  19. 02-29-2012, 12:01 PM #196
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    Sweet merciful crap, how could I have forgotten this one? I wasn't sure if I should put it here or in the Lingo people use topic because I haven't used it for a while, but it still counts as one of my all time favorite lines. I used to use this whenever I was trying to talk a friend into something.

    "I just want you to know that I like your face. I'm not just saying that, I mean it. You've got color in there. You're not Roman are ya?, ya look like a god...sorta"
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    http://youtu.be/8xiWw5dwngc

    The entire exchange is great, really, but that's the one I relate to the most.

    Also, although I couldn't find the original clip, this bit is wonderful:

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  23. 03-02-2012, 03:56 PM #200
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    This.Nuff Said
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  25. 03-02-2012, 06:31 PM #201
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    "'Bart! You can't weld with such a little flame.' Stupid kid."

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    Homer:- ' You know I think your right, 1st thing tomorrow I'm going to punch Lenny in the back the head!'


    Homer:- ' Flanders! My socks feel dirty, gimme some water to wash them!'
    I'd like to ask you a few questions, 1. Where's the fyfe, 2. Gimme the fyfe
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  27. 03-12-2012, 09:07 AM #203
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManiacalRoboKiller View Post
    @ThankYouComeAgain What the hell could you be fapping too in class? What could possibly turn you on in class? "Aww yeah pass out those rulers" "Yes George Washington was the first president of the United States, you dirty girl! AWWWWW"

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    This one from 'Lady Bouvier's Lover' always gets me...




    Jackie: I swear, Monty: you are the devil himself!

    Burns: I -- (Yelling) who told yo -- oh, ho ho, yes...
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  32. 03-13-2012, 03:28 PM #206
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knifey*Spoony View Post
    We're not going to church today...
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    Bart Simpson: I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
    Homer Simpson: [takes cap out of dryer and puts it on his head] Mmmmm... I CAN feel three types of softness.
    Lisa Simpson: [from upstairs] Dad, what are you doing down there?
    Homer Simpson: Washing my fat guy's hat honey!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Teddy View Post
    I was searching Burns and Smithers in July of 2012 and found this site in the results. At first, NHC was blocked on my laptop (for reasons I shall not say) so I used my Dad's laptop to look at it. For a whole month, I just searched R&R and Mr. Burns and Smithers threads. Then I decided to sign up.
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