Lines/Jokes/Gags that still crack you up?

[Unckie Herb]

Haha I like, Cosby legend no?

[cloneasaurus]

THERE'S A NUT IN MY EYE

[kevanbd]

[The Thompsons]

Any example of the old timey dialogue from Mr. Burns you stuperous funker!

[leprechaun_dan]

Bartdoyouwannaseemynewchainsawandhockeymask?

The Gay Steel Mill

and the Shelbyvillian Homer eating a lemon

[CMYK]

Oh no not Lenny, NOT LENNY!

[Kayla]

homer hitting his head on the back of the pew in church and yelling dammit

[Christopher the Chef]

The preceding program contained scenes of extreme violence and should not have been viewed by young children.

[Lionel Hutz]

Charles Bronson on Andy Griffith

[Unckie Herb]

"Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked. I've seen teams suck before but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked"

[ThankYouComeAgain]

Mr.Burns: Smithers,Who is that Man?
Smithers:That's Homer Simpson,Sir.One of the boobs from Sector 7G
Mr.Burns: Simpson eeeeey.New Worker?
That cracks me up every time !

[iambobdole1]

"Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked. I've seen teams suck before but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked"

I gotta go, my damn wiener kids are listening.

[Christopher the Chef]

Wait a minute...this gives me an idea.

[Space-Coyote]

It's clear what happened. The spacecraft has been taken over, conquered if you will, by a master race of giant ants. We don't know yet if they will eat the people or enslave them, but one thing is for certain, there's no stopping them, the ants will soon be here, and I for one would like to welcome our new insect overlords. As a trusted t.v. personality I can be helpful in rounding up others to work in the underground sugar mines.


It's been way too long since I've seen that episode, I couldn't remember exactly how it went.

[The Wiggs]

Oh crap, I shouldn't have said he was a customer.
Oh crap, I shouldn't have said it was a secret.
Oh crap, I definitely shouldn't have said it was illegal!
Ugh, it's too hot today...

[zach]

"Oh yeah, drugs, you gotta have drugs."

[Space-Coyote]

Sweet merciful crap, how could I have forgotten this one? I wasn't sure if I should put it here or in the Lingo people use topic because I haven't used it for a while, but it still counts as one of my all time favorite lines. I used to use this whenever I was trying to talk a friend into something.

"I just want you to know that I like your face. I'm not just saying that, I mean it. You've got color in there. You're not Roman are ya?, ya look like a god...sorta"

[Christopher the Chef]

[Manic-Depressive Mouse]

http://youtu.be/8xiWw5dwngc

The entire exchange is great, really, but that's the one I relate to the most.

Also, although I couldn't find the original clip, this bit is wonderful:

[ThankYouComeAgain]

This.Nuff Said

[Dehumanizer]

"'Bart! You can't weld with such a little flame.' Stupid kid."

[Hermans right arm]

Homer:- ' You know I think your right, 1st thing tomorrow I'm going to punch Lenny in the back the head!'


Homer:- ' Flanders! My socks feel dirty, gimme some water to wash them!'

[Swoony]

[Comicshow MolemanBob]

This one from 'Lady Bouvier's Lover' always gets me...




Jackie: I swear, Monty: you are the devil himself!

Burns: I -- (Yelling) who told yo -- oh, ho ho, yes...

[Swoony]

[CousinMerl]

[iambobdole1]

We're not going to church today...

[Homer Defined]

I didn't say stop!



U-R-GAY

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

[The Wiggs]

"Simpson you diabolical..."