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    Posting Requirements for New Members (Remember: Only mods can start threads in this Master Forum)

    attention NHC newbies:

    in another attempt to cut down on the spam around here, you now need at least 1 post on this board before you can create a new thread, create a new blog, or reply to a blog.

    it won't eliminate all spam, but this will definitely help.

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    nice going boss

    Notoriety for whatever reason, never seems to benefit the noted, only the 'notees'

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    "Don't touch Willie"? Good advice.


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    this seems to have worked, unless the spammers come on during times when i am not around.

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    NOOOO!
    Quote Originally Posted by Teddy View Post
    I was searching Burns and Smithers in July of 2012 and found this site in the results. At first, NHC was blocked on my laptop (for reasons I shall not say) so I used my Dad's laptop to look at it. For a whole month, I just searched R&R and Mr. Burns and Smithers threads. Then I decided to sign up.

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    there's still post-spammers, but they're not as frequent and they actually make on-topic posts... way way way less threadspam... and no blogspam

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    okelydokely neighbourino

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    This explains why I wasn't able to post a new thread. I thought I'd messed up the email.

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    Sounds more than fair to me

    PJ.
    I founded the company of public toilets that you can read an online encyclopedia whilst you are there but had to abort the project as all the domain names for Wikileaks had been taken ;-)

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    PJ

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    the FAQ has been updated with this information.

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    Hey guys. *waves*

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    What you doing here punk? Can't get enough of robbing Apu eh EH!!!

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    It's his "Chickie Pie". Not him. And she's a cop, by the way.

    Way to blow a potentially good post.

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    I feel awful now. I'll just watch some season 11 Simpsons to cheer myself up, yeah that oughta do the trick...

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    Yeah, I'm Snake's girl, not Snake himself.
    Don't feel bad, though. It's okay.

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    Welcome Snake's Girlfriend!
    I gotta ask, do you approve of your boyfriend constantly robbing the Kwik-E-Mart? I mean Apu is just so helpless in his store and he keeps on robbing him and robbing him and robbing him without rest... Shouldn't he at least be robbing other people?

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    Thanks for the warm welcome.
    And, to answer your question, - yes, I do approve. I have a thing for convicts.
    Also, I've heard Apu gets jealous when Snake robs other people.

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    How's it going, Gloria?
    The original Favorite and least favorite by season
    Shorts: 1: The Pacifier Watching TV 2: World War III Maggie's Brain 3: Bathtime Scary Movie
    Episodes: 1: Krusty Gets Busted The Telltale Head 2: Bart Gets an F The War of the Simpsons 3: Homer at the Bat Separate Vocations 4: Brother From the Same Planet Krusty Gets Kancelled 5: Cape Feare $pringfield 6: Homer Badman Lisa on Ice 7: King-Size Homer Lisa the Iconoclast 8: Simpsoncalifragilisticexpialad'ohcious The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase 9: Girly Edition The Trouble with Trillions 10: Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" 11: Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder 12: HOMЯ Tennis the Menace 13: Tales from the Public Domain She of Little Faith 14: The Dad Who Knew Too Little Helter Shelter 15: The Ziff Who Came to Dinner Bart-Mangled Banner 16: Don't Fear the Roofer She Used to Be My Girl 17: My Fair Laddy The Italian Bob 18: The Haw-Hawed Couple You Kent Always Say What You Want 19: Funeral for a Fiend All About Lisa 20: Gone Maggie Gone Four Great Women and a Manicure 21: The Bob Next Door The Color Yellow 22: Homer Scissorhands How Munched is That Birdie in the Window? 23: The Falcon and the D'ohman A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again 24: Hardly Kirk-ing What Animated Women Want

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    ohai. ;D

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    gloria, did you ever have that baby you were pregnant with?

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    And Gloria, why did you do that to Mr. Burns ? He really loves you
    My Simpsons Season 24 Ratings/Reviews:
    Moonshine River (2,25/5) / Treehouse Of Horror XXIII (3,5/5) / Adventures in Baby-Getting (3,25/5) / Gone Abie Gone (3,5/5) / Penny Wise-Guys (3/5) / A Tree Grows in Springfield (1,75/5) / The Day The Earth Stood Cool (3,75/5) / To Cur with Love (4/5) / Homer Goes to Prep School (3/5) / A Test Before Trying (3,5/5) / The Changing of the Guardian (1,25/5) / Love is a Many-Splintered Thing (2,75/5) / Hardly Kirk-ing (3,25/5) / Gorgeous Grampa (2,25/5) / Black-Eyed, Please (3,75/5) / Dark Knight Court (3/5) / Pulpit Friction (3,25/5)

    Futurama - Season 7 :
    The Bots and the Bees : 3,75/5 / A Farewell to Arms : 4/5 / Decision 3012 : 3,5/5 / The Thief of Baghead : 3,25/5 / Zapp Dingbat : 2/5 / The Butterjunk Effect : 2,5/5 / The Six Million Dollar Mon : 4/5 / Fun On A Bun : 3,75/5 / Free Will Hunting : 2,25/5 / Near-Death Wish : 3,75/5 / 31st Century Fox : 3,5/5 / Viva Mars Vegas : 4/5 / Naturama : 2,5/5

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    lol guys. I'll try to answer all of these questions.

    Quote Originally Posted by Financial Panther View Post
    How's it going, Gloria?
    Good, thank you. And you?

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    ohai. ;D
    Hai. ;D

    Quote Originally Posted by joe miller View Post
    gloria, did you ever have that baby you were pregnant with?
    Why, yes, I did. Snake is a great father, btw.

    Quote Originally Posted by AlexandreLeblanc View Post
    And Gloria, why did you do that to Mr. Burns ? He really loves you
    Aww, I feel bad about that, but Monty just wasn't my type. Snake's the only man for me.
    Last edited by Snake's Chickie Pie; 12-16-2011 at 11:16 PM.

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    what did you name the boy/girl?

    you named it after me, right?

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    Ahahaha, but of course we did! I mean, who else could we have named the baby after other than our good friend Joe?
    Little Snake jr. Joe Jailbird - such a cute name.

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    welcome SCP!

    hope you enjoy your stay here

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    hi,
    i think it's god that the Newbs just frist post and than she can open a thread or /and a blog.
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