Let's Post some The Cleveland Show one-liners

[Jesse Pinkman]

i've only seen bits and pieces and it's bad. cleveland is OK on family guy imo but in this show, no... just no.

a guy i know has it ranked like number 3 on his top 25 shows

[Zombies Rise from the Sea]

Cleveland: "I will...AND THIS AIN'T NO JOEY YOU ONE NOTE FUCK!"

Fox: "Yes it is, we just renew it until it reaches 88 episodes."

[Redem]

i've only seen bits and pieces and it's bad. cleveland is OK on family guy imo but in this show, no... just no.

a guy i know has it ranked like number 3 on his top 25 shows

To be fair it managed to be more "a show about nothing" than Seinfeld ever did

[Shaunbadia]

Isn't it 100 episodes to get to syndication?

[Zombies Rise from the Sea]

Isn't it 100 episodes to get to syndication?

No, it's 88 now; welcome to the future man.

[hammster]

People who think Cleveland show is better than modern Simpsons are the worst kind of people. Even at the Simpsons worst, during like season 18 or whatever, they were atleast approaching glimmers of watchability of some kind. The Cleveland Show is an abomination.

[Hommer]

People who think Cleveland show is better than modern Simpsons are the worst kind of people. Even at the Simpsons worst, during like season 18 or whatever, they were atleast approaching glimmers of watchability of some kind. The Cleveland Show is an abomination.

Pretty much agreed.

[rkell48]

teh cleveland show iz so funny and awsum
jst liek family guy dey r so funny how dare u guys diss it
ur all jst jellus coz u aint funny like seth mcfarlane >

[Zombies Rise from the Sea]

ur all jst jellus coz u aint funny like seth mcfarlane >

Wait, wait... Who told us we don't like American Dad or Family Guy? We just don't like The Cleveland Show.

Nobody watches The Cleveland Show just like nobody watches the fourth hour of Today.

[irvine_11]

Lol, I think bladeworks was doing a sarcastic imitation of a typical Seth fanboy, Zombies.

[HMS pinafore]

"My name is Cleveland Brown And I am proud to be..."

Then I turned the TV off

[Bleedin' Gums Murphy]

The only reason they picked Cleveland to do the spin off is because he is black and it has resulted in Family Guy getting worse and The Cleveland show well being alive(which is incredible shit)

[lolcats]

teh famiry gay is so frikcn funy n if u has a frikcn probrem widh it den yos n33d 2 talk 2 ME!!!! teh clervlenn shoo is twisss as funy! gohd du u p33ple have ne id3a wut ur sain?

0 i n0! i f33l kind0 bad 4 u! u must b3 ST00PID!!!!!!!! TEH SIMSONS IS LAEM!!!!!!!! HOO WANTS 2 SE A YELOW MAN SAY D0H? I WANA SEE PETER SPRAIN HIS NEE FOR 2 MINITES!!!!!

ST00PIDS!!!!!!!!

[Shave Those Sideburns!]

It has a talking bear. I mean, how can you not think it's hysterical. A TALKING BEAR!

[HMS pinafore]

I think the spinoff was made to be bad so family guy would look good incomparason. Either that or it is a parady of bad spinoffs (Like the simpson spinoff showcase). I say this because the writing in this show is so bad that you would have to go out of your way to write this badly.

[Diversity Pumpkin]

> Cancels King of the Hill for Cleveland Show
> Turns out Cleveland Show was purposely shit to make a comment on bad spinoffs
> Everybody has a good laugh

[Zombies Rise from the Sea]

I think the spinoff was made to be bad so family guy would look good incomparason. Either that or it is a parady of bad spinoffs (Like the simpson spinoff showcase). I say this because the writing in this show is so bad that you would have to go out of your way to write this badly.

That, and the show was too similar to Family Guy for my tastes. I mean why should I watch this with minor character alterations (there is no escaping the similarities at all.) and a pseudo family-friendly sense when I can just watch the original Family Guy... One thing I also noticed is that this contains more sitcomish plots than either Family Guy or The Simpsons.

I'm guessing the only reason they keep renewing the show despite the near universal despise is the syndication benefits. I mean three McFarline sitcoms... Adult Swim, TBS and the syndicated local stations would love to have another McFarline show to add to boost their profits.

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

Bump for more ironic hilarity.

[Shaunbadia]

The only reason they picked Cleveland to do the spin off is because he is black

Heh, Affirmative Action Animation.....

[Swoony]

Shouldn't someone close this thread? I mean nobody's really posting any TCS quotes. It's just a thread to make fun of/insult the show and while I agree with you guys, that's really not the intention of the thread. Besides hate for TCS has already been expressed on numerous other threads so I don't see why another one is needed.

Maybe i'm being unreasonable but I dunno....

[1010011010]

I liked the black Thomas the Tank Engine.

That is all.

But seriously, if it isn't cancelled this season after it has been syndicated, I'll be very pissed.

[Shaunbadia]

Donna: "Seriously, name one friend of mine"
Cleveland: "I can't"
Donna: "While you're at it name one friend of Marge Simpson's"
Cleveland: "Can't do it"
Donna: "Or Lois Griffin"
Cleveland: "Nope"
Donna: "Francine Smith"
Cleveland: "Who?"

[Lance.Uppercut]

I'm glad some of you have given it a chance; some of you have admitted to liking it. Me, it's fallen off my radar for about the same reasons stated above. While Cleveland Jr. provides some laughs, I have trouble understanding the appeal or likeability of Rollo, Holt, the bartender or much of the other cast members in the ten or so episodes I've seen.

About the only thing I admire is the vocal talents of Mike Henry as Cleveland and Kevin Michael Richardson, who plays Cleveland Jr. Cleveland's voice has become faster-paced (which, yes, takes away a characteristic of his developed from Family Guy), but it has been opened up a bit for more emotion and versatility. Cleveland Jr.... just has a really, really funny voice.

The show attempts to break the fourth wall from time to time, which can bring its own delights, but I simply can't relate to The Cleveland Show and find it of little redeeming value. Since it doesn't speak to me at all, I've decided to not pay attention to its development. Not only was Cleveland's voice changed, but his personality was as well; he's much more a bumbling sitcommy father with a mean streak instead of an eccentric, kind-hearted if not slightly milquetoasty companion to Peter. This change came full-circle when Cleveland made an appearance in "The Splendid Source".

I wish misfortune would fall upon The Cleveland Show. I haven't seen much of Bob's Burgers, but the diversity in producers, animated styles and comedic styles in FOX's Sunday lineup is a step in a good direction. Then again, Napoleon Dynamite didn't work either. So I guess it could go 50-50.

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

Yeah, that was a funny quote.

[lolcats]

''this show sucks ass.''

- Cleveland Brown

[Shaunbadia]

Cleveland (In his really fast surprised tone): "Is that Billy Crystal shaft gaffeing?"

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

Somebody just rename this THE CLEVELAND THREAD or something.

[Lance.Uppercut]

Sorry.