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  1. 03-16-2011, 10:08 AM #31
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    ned's last line in the same episode, about when people make him really angry, he's going to run them down with his car.

    i don't know if that line is underrated, but it's pretty uncharacteristic for ned to say something like that, but to me it's hilarious
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  6. 03-18-2011, 11:20 PM #36
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    Bart: Boys and girls, Mrs. Krabappel, I come before you today to solve a riddle that has plagued mankind for centuries: What has four legs and ticks?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimbo77 View Post
    It's not really underrated but kind of unnoticed...
    in King Homer, when Mr. Burns can't throw the gas and drops it..."I was strolling through the gas one day"...
    I've really taken a liking to that quote recently
    I was actually gonna post that but I felt it wasn't underrated.
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    Marge: Come on Homer, you liked Rashomon.
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  11. 03-21-2011, 12:45 PM #41
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    I'm just re-watching season 9 for the first time in a couple years and man the Twin Peaks parody in Lisa's Sax really cracked me up.



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    Milhouse: Bart, can we pick up that hitchhiker?
    Bart: I don't see why not.
    Hitchhiker: Bart, can we stop for ice cream?
    Bart: Yes.
    [a little later, they all have cones again]
    Hitchhiker: Well, I don't think I was rehabilitated, but I guess they needed the extra bed.

    The voice-acting on the hitchhiker is subtle yet hilarious.
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    Wiggum: Hey, where is Sideshow Bob and that guy who, uh, eats people and takes their faces?
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    speaking of hilarious voice acting
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    Gin and... tonic? Do they mix?
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    i love when bart wrecks the school gym in i think season 11 or 12
    and it cuts from bart laughing about it to skinners office where he's punching the hell out of a clown balloon thing in front of marge and homer
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    or when in the mansion family when burns is giving the news hes seriously ill and when the news is broken to him he says to his doctor " are you sure you havent just made thousands of mistakes"
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    "I can't believe we escaped those vampires."
    "Yeah, but it was worth it to get back our Sugar Crisp Cereal!"

    Obviously, I like THOH jokes.
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    Ned: My name is Ned.
    All: Hello, Ned!
    Ned: It's been 4,000 days since my last drink. It was my first -- and last -- blackberry schnapps.
    [flashback of Ned and Maude in bed]
    Maude: Ned, did you clip Ann Landers today?
    Ned: [climbing into bed] Ann Landers is a boring old biddy!
    Maude: [gasps] Ned!
    [back to reality]
    Ned: [sobbing] I was more animal than man!
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    I don't know if it's underrated, but... When Lisa does gymnastics and that Russian guy teaches her, Lugash I think:
    Lugash: You all did great, cats back for everyone.
    Girl: But I had a dog
    Lugash: HE'S CAT NOW!

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  23. 03-30-2011, 03:43 PM #53
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    Quote Originally Posted by PT88 View Post
    Ned: My name is Ned.
    All: Hello, Ned!
    Ned: It's been 4,000 days since my last drink. It was my first -- and last -- blackberry schnapps.
    [flashback of Ned and Maude in bed]
    Maude: Ned, did you clip Ann Landers today?
    Ned: [climbing into bed] Ann Landers is a boring old biddy!
    Maude: [gasps] Ned!
    [back to reality]
    Ned: [sobbing] I was more animal than man!
    Thanks for that one. I almost laughed my a** off.
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