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  1. 03-24-2012, 09:00 AM #241
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    Sold your body?! Oh, Bender, I've been down that road. I know it's glamorous and the parties are great, but you'll end up spending every dollar you make on jewelry and skintight pants.
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    I can just imagine it feeling the valour in my mind...

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    Tell my wife hello.
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    Alas my ship, whom I love like a woman, is... disabled
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    Quote Originally Posted by Handsome B. Wonderful View Post
    Alas my ship, whom I love like a woman, is... disabled
    Please, that quote is so common. You call yourself a Futurama fan?
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    I...feel terrible!
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    "If I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little?"


    For some odd reason, that line never works in real life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Space-Coyote View Post
    For some odd reason, that line never works in real life.
    Because it doesn't work!
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    Man, I don't want to hurt Bender's feelings, but this food actually tastes better as vomit.
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    Professor Farnsworth: "I hate to crush a boys dreams but...what the heck!"

    I just gave you all a quote from the future

    Just be thankful
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    WE CANNOT CONDONE BOUNCING OF THE SEVENTH VARIETY
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    Please, gentlemen. We must put an end to the bloodshed. We have all seen too many body bags and ball sacks.
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    (The crew sees an old car.)

    Fry: Hey, my girlfriend had one of those! Actually, it wasn't hers - it was her dad's. And actually, she wasn't my girlfriend - she just lived next door and never closed her curtains.
    Leela: Fry, remember what I told you about always ending your stories a sentence earlier?
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    package delivery? oh god... fantastic!
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    sorry to kill and run, but I really must be Goering... hahahahaha
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    Don't be a hero, Fry! It's not covered in the health plan!
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    Fry: Bender would never share.
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    Leela save me...and my banjo...and Fry. And yourself, I guess!
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