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11-20-2010, 09:30 AM #314 of 5 "doctors" recommend
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11-20-2010, 09:52 AM #32board statistician™
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Farnsworth: And Fry, you've got that brain thing.
Fry: I already did!
Originally Posted by Nerd Groupie
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11-20-2010, 01:40 PM #33Serenity now, Insanity later
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bodies are for hookers and fat people
I'm Krusty, who are you? by NoHomers.net
Backdoor Sluts 9 makes Crotch Capers 3 look like Naughty Nurses 2
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11-20-2010, 01:44 PM #34LAWRENCE!
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Drugs are for losers, and hypnosis is for losers with big weird eyebrows!
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11-20-2010, 02:02 PM #35
It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?
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11-20-2010, 05:46 PM #36
I've Not heard of them.
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11-20-2010, 06:02 PM #37
brannigan: have the boy lay out my formal shorts.
kif: the boy sir?
brannigan: you! you lay out my formal shorts! Originally Posted by Poison
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11-20-2010, 07:08 PM #38Maris?
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Monique: But, Calculon, I thought you were-
Calculon: EGYPTIAN!?!
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11-20-2010, 08:28 PM #39
NO! NO!
N! O! O! O! O! O! O! O! Originally Posted by tones
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11-20-2010, 08:34 PM #40Hired Goon
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So let me get this straight. Does anyone here not have amnesia?
Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, ten fingers, two nipples, a butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I've just described to you the Loch Ness Monster. And the reward for its capture? All the riches in Scotland. So I have one question: why are you here?
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11-20-2010, 09:41 PM #41chinese martian physicist
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Odelay is a word; just look it up in the Becktionary.
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11-21-2010, 01:54 AM #42insanity pepper addict
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Kittens give Morbo gas.
"Red vines, what the hell can't they do?"
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11-21-2010, 02:13 AM #43LAWRENCE!
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I broke your television!
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11-21-2010, 04:23 AM #44So it goes
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Surgery in an opera? How wonderfully decadent!
We got no food, we got no jobs, our PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!
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11-21-2010, 07:05 AM #45
war were declared
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11-21-2010, 08:30 AM #46Maris?
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And this Ham Gum is all BONES!
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11-21-2010, 04:36 PM #47Pin Pal
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"Hey, sexy mama. Wanna kill all humans?"
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11-21-2010, 04:40 PM #48LAWRENCE!
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If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
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11-21-2010, 04:44 PM #49Hired Goon
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This isn't a war. It's a murder.
This isn't a war, it's a moider!
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11-21-2010, 05:23 PM #50chinese martian physicist
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iHawk: I'd love to, but first I have to perform surgery
Zoidberg: That's my joke! I'LL KILL YOU!
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11-21-2010, 05:39 PM #51Maris?
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You smell like smokinnggg...
*sniff sniff*
And drinkinnggg....
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11-22-2010, 10:34 PM #52Mod, eh?
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I can eat a hotdog under water!
Signature.
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11-23-2010, 04:49 PM #53
Zoidberg: My home!! It burned down!! How did this happen!?
Hermes: That's a very good question!
Bender: Oh there's where I left my cigar.
Hermes: That just raises further questions!!
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11-23-2010, 04:59 PM #54chinese martian physicist
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Atlanta was a city, landlocked, hundreds of miles from the area we now call the Atlantic Ocean. Yet so desperate the city's desire for tourism, that they moved offshore, becoming an island, and an even bigger Delta hub. Until the city overdeveloped, and began to sink. Knowing their fate, the quality people ran away. Ted Turner, Hank Aaron, Jeff Foxworthy, the man who invented Coca Cola, the magician, and the other so-called gods of our legends. Though gods they were - and also, Jane Fonda was there - the others chose to stay behind in their porches with their rifles, and in time evolved into mermaids, and sing and dance, and ring in the new.
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11-23-2010, 05:03 PM #55LAWRENCE!
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This Toads the Wet Sprocket!
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11-24-2010, 01:06 AM #56
kif: i just hope they like me.
brannigan: why wouldn't they? i know, timid, meek, uninteresting. spare me your tedious life story kif.
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11-24-2010, 07:06 AM #57post
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way to overact, zoidberg
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11-24-2010, 09:45 AM #58Maris?
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I can see where that would be an advantage...Do you take cash?
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11-24-2010, 09:48 AM #59Junior Camper
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"Clever things make people feel stupid and unexpected things make them feel scared."
"If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?"
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11-24-2010, 01:15 PM #60Punch Clock Hero
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You people and your slight differences disgust me. I'm going home.
Originally Posted by Ryan
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