"Off you go! Apparently..."
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"Off you go! Apparently..."
"Ah, my ridiculously circuitous plan is one-quarter complete!"
Sold your body?! Oh, Bender, I've been down that road. I know it's glamorous and the parties are great, but you'll end up spending every dollar you make on jewelry and skintight pants.
It's real Velour, let yourself go
I can just imagine it feeling the valour in my mind...
The Falcon and the D'ohman (4.5/10) Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts (4.0/10) Treehouse of Horror XXII (1.0/10) Replacable You (3.5/10) The Food Wife (4.0/10) The Book Job (8.0/10) The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants (4.0/10) The Ten-Per-Cent Solution (4.5/10) Holidays of Future Passed (8.5/10) Politically Inept, With Homer Simpson (3.5/10) The D'oh-cial Network (2.5/10) Moe Goes From Rags to Riches (1.5/10) The Daughter Also Rises (5.0/10) At Long Last Leave (2.5/10) Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart (1.0/10) How I Wet Your Mother (4.0/10) Them, Robot (3.0/10) Beware My Cheating Bart (5.0/10) A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again (3.0/10) The Spy Who Learned Me (3.5/10) Ned 'N' Edna's Blend (5.5/10) Lisa Goes Gaga (1.0/10)
Tell my wife hello.
Alas my ship, whom I love like a woman, is... disabled
"If I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little?"
For some odd reason, that line never works in real life.
Man, I don't want to hurt Bender's feelings, but this food actually tastes better as vomit.
My Simpsons Season Rankings:
6 > 8 > 7 > 5 > 3 > 2 > 4 > 1 > 9 > 15 > 13 > 14 > 10 > 16 > 12 > 11 > 22 > 21 > 17 > 19 > 20 > 23 > 18
My Simpsons Season 24 Ratings:
Moonshine River - B- Treehouse of Horror XXIII - C Adventures in Baby-Getting - B Gone Abie Gone - C+ Penny Wiseguys - D- A Tree Grows in Springfield - D+ The Day the Earth Stood Cool - B To Cur, with Love - B Homer Goes to Prep School - F A Test Before Trying - C+ Changing of the Guardian - B- Love is a Many-Splintered Thing - F Hardly Kirk-ing - C+ Gorgeous Grampa - D Black Eyed, Please - A- Dark Night Court - D What Animated Women Want - C Pulpit Friction - C- Whiskey Business - B-
Professor Farnsworth: "I hate to crush a boys dreams but...what the heck!"
I just gave you all a quote from the future
Just be thankful
"Okay I'm done rekafoobling the energy-motron..or whatever!"
WE CANNOT CONDONE BOUNCING OF THE SEVENTH VARIETY
Please, gentlemen. We must put an end to the bloodshed. We have all seen too many body bags and ball sacks.
(The crew sees an old car.)
Fry: Hey, my girlfriend had one of those! Actually, it wasn't hers - it was her dad's. And actually, she wasn't my girlfriend - she just lived next door and never closed her curtains.
Leela: Fry, remember what I told you about always ending your stories a sentence earlier?
"Far be it from me to question your stupid civilization or its dumb customs."
Last edited by Space-Coyote; 04-10-2012 at 02:50 PM.
package delivery? oh god... fantastic!
sorry to kill and run, but I really must be Goering... hahahahaha
My only regret... is that I have... bonitis.
Amy: Imagine this basketball is the world
Bubblegum: For many young men in the inner city, it is
Don't be a hero, Fry! It's not covered in the health plan!
Fry: Bender would never share.
Bender: The very idea!
Leela save me...and my banjo...and Fry. And yourself, I guess!
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