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  1. 07-11-2011, 07:19 AM #211
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    An electric wall, eh? I can't see the harm in peein' on that....
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    ...and poo poo, and pee pee, and penis, and gay! Those are the 98 words we don't say!
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    Now we all love Nibbler, so it's only fair that we all pitch in and clean it up together. Still, I propose we make Zoidberg do it. All in favour?

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