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  1. 04-13-2011, 04:55 PM #151
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    We'll have to endure the horrible music of the Big Bopper, and then the terrible tragedy of his death!
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    The horse says DOCTORATE DENIED.
    Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, ten fingers, two nipples, a butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I've just described to you the Loch Ness Monster. And the reward for its capture? All the riches in Scotland. So I have one question: why are you here?
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    "What do you suggest, a daring daylight robbery of Fort Knox on elephant back? That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard."
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    My God, cover yourself. I didn't live a thousand years and travel a quadrillion miles to look at another man's gizmo.
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    what a fucking weird choice for a thread, doesn't seem like something that would apply to a lot of people.
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    Amy: Imagine if you will...

    Katz: Oh god
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    "A lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm my own grandfather. Let's just get the hell out of here, screw history!"
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    Then we'll have to really land on the moon! Invent NASA and tell them to get off their fannies!
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    Bob Dole needs company. LaRouche won't stop with the knock knock jokes.
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    Mumbo? Perhaps. Jumbo? Perhaps not!
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    I came here with a simple dream. A dream of killing all humans. And this is how it must end? Who's the real 7 billion ton robot monster here? Not I.
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    Friends, help! A guinea pig tricked me!
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    WHO'S THE TOUGH GUY NOW, VINNY?
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    Well, now everything is back as it was. And if history doesn't care that out degenerate friend Fry is his own grandfather then who are we to judge?
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    HELLO, EARTH. JUST POPPIN' IN TO BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY. LA LA LA LA LA LA LA. AND NOW, I'LL BE ON MY WAY.
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    Switch bodies? I don't see why not. I also don't see why.
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    I HATED JIM
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    Oh my various gods!

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    Mutant with big ears: Oh my God, that guy's daughter is Cloberella. But don't tell anyone.

    Mutant with big mouth: GOTCHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Guards! Bring me the forms I need to sign to have her taken away.
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    Leela: “It’s amazing that your people can fall in love so fast.”

    Zoidberg: “Love? That word is unknown here. I’m simply looking for a female swollen with eggs to accept my genetic material.”

    Fry: “You and me both, brother.”
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    Cough, then fall over dead.

    My god, he's dead!
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    "Bender was a true fr-"

    "LOUDER AND SADDER"

    "BENDER WAS A-"

    "NEXT!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by DotheBartman View Post
    This is ancient Earth's most foolish program. Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?
    Perhaps they are saving that for sweeps.
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    Just like daddy puts in his dwink every morning...and den he gets mad.
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    "I do not understand evolution and I have to keep my kids from understanding it."
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    Fry: Fetal stem cells? Aren't those controversial?
    Professor Farnsworth: In your time, yes, but nowadays—shut up! Besides, these are adult stem cells, harvested from perfectly healthy adults whom I killed for their stem cells.
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    Excuse me, did you say... "10:15 to Nutley"?

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    Zapp: The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well-made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep
    Fry: You mean while I'm sleeping in it?
    Zapp: You won't have time for sleeping, soldier. Not with all the bed-making you'll be doing
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