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  1. 01-17-2011, 03:56 AM #91
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    Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes!
    Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, ten fingers, two nipples, a butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I've just described to you the Loch Ness Monster. And the reward for its capture? All the riches in Scotland. So I have one question: why are you here?
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    Leonard Nimoy: Melllvar, you have to respect your actors. When I directed Star Trek IV, I got a magnificent performance out of Bill because I respected him so much.
    William Shatner: And when I directed Star Trek V, I got a magnificent performance out of me because I respected me so much.
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    Please, I've been to enough Star Trek signings to know how to spell "Melvaar".
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    "fry don't be an idiot!"
    "i'll be whatever i wanna do"
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    Professor, are we even allowed in the Forbidden Zone?

    Why of course! It's just a name, like the "Death Zone" or the "Zone of No Return." All the zones have names like that in the Galaxy of Terror!
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    Nixon: "I would no sooner give up my robot body then I would my beloved cocker spaniel dog Checkers"

    Checkers: "Arf! Arf!"

    Nixon: "SHUT UP DAMMIT!"
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    The elders tell of a young ball much like you. He bounced three metres in the air. Then he bounced 1.8 metres in the air. Then he bounced four metres in the air. Do I make myself clear?
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    MR. AMBASSADOR, OUR PEOPLE TELL THE SAME STORY

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    He's really showing what a man with a cannon in his chest can do!
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    With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!
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    what a fucking weird choice for a thread, doesn't seem like something that would apply to a lot of people.
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    What is that you're hacking off? Is it my torso? IT IS! My precious torso!
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    Calculon: Have you got an extra GOTO 10 line? I said I don't need a bender.
    Bender: Bender? That was the other guy. My name's Boiler.
    Calculon: Nice work, Boiler.
    Bender: Thanks. And call me Bender.
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    You still have Zoidberg. You ALL still have Zoidberg!
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    Your grandfather? Stay away from him, you dim-witted monkey! You mustn't interfere with the past; don't do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to do it, in which case, for the love of God, don't not do it!
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    As a doctor and captain of this hospital ship, I now pronounce you man and wife with six months to live.
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  16. 02-02-2011, 09:34 PM #106
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    Gym renovations on schedule? What a load!
    "Did you exchange, a walk on part in a war, for a lead role in a cage?"
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    Let us out! We cooked our shoes in the dryer and ate them! Now we're bored!
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    ...Which concludes the summary of the movie I saw last night.
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    Something's wrong. Murder isn't working, and that's all we're good at.
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  20. 02-10-2011, 11:44 AM #110
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    A floor? We live like kings!
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    Fry: "Valentine's Day's coming? Aw crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!"
    "If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?"
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    Screw you, Asha! I clicked on this thread to use that one. Now I have to click off it again.
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  23. 02-16-2011, 04:11 AM #113
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    Interesting. No wait that other thing: tedious
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  24. 02-16-2011, 05:21 AM #114
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    That's such a beautiful thought, Fry. And what's more amazing, you expressed it without spewing crumbs at me.
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    Soldier: This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.
    Fry: And then the battle is not so bad?
    Soldier: Oh, right. I forgot about the battle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hammster View Post
    Soldier: This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.
    Fry: And then the battle is not so bad?
    Soldier: Oh, right. I forgot about the battle.
    ah, that episode is rather awesome


    also:

    Fry: "Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures."
    Leela: "An idea?"
    Fry: "Mm, hmmm, hmmm."
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    Wait! There on the screen. It's that guy you are!
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    Dude, I bid you a fond cowabunga!
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    Mr. Nimoy, I came as soon as I heard what happened centuries ago!
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    It means we're back on the air! Yes! Flying on the air in our mighty spaceship!
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